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Ask a psychologist anything.

I'm h-here for you Anonymous.
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>>677280358
0/10 pic
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>>677280358
whats with that face
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>>677280428
>>677280445
bad start
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>>677280358
Is it true most patients are cured when the insurance money runs out?
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>>677280555
Not even close, mostly because that's not how treatment nor insurance money works.

Try again.
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>>677280636
bumpu
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>>677280358
Does jacking off to chicks with dicks make you gay?
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>>677280358
I'm a fucked up dude with plenty of memes to go around and I'll never willingly seek help. How does that make you feel?
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>>677280955
if that makes you gay i dont wanna be straight
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>>677280636
Well, I've know two psychologist in my life, and they said they were made just keep talking to the people until the money ran out.
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How do I take over the world
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>>677280955
Gay and straight are very limiting terms; human sexuality doesn't work like that.

I'd say you are around 75% straight, 25% gay. So a straight leaning bi.

>>677280967
Makes me sad because you'll die angry and confused and alone.

>>677281074
Psychologists don't talk to people like that; therapists do. So....

>>677281127
Destroy it.
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>>677281127
first you take some sharks
then you add laser beams
after that the world pretty much takes over itself
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>>677280358
What is the difference between your work and that of a psychiatrist?
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>>677281183
Have you ever had depression?
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Alright I'll bite
My anxiety is off the fucking roof. I sometimes get so fucking anxious I throw up, and I'm fuckin petrified that it will happen in public. Any advice or some shit?
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I always want to kill people. I dont know why but every time i meet someone who I think is a idiot I want to bash their brains in. I always wanted to kill someone for the fun of it but never have. Im afraid I might do it one day.
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>>677281255
A psychiatrist can prescribe medication and rarely deals with patients more than twenty minutes.

>>677281300
I am suicidally depressed right now!

>>677281342
You need CBT; seek a medical professional, they can help you with it.

>>677281385
That's not really a question.
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>>677281420
Well what the fuck do I do about wanting to kill people.
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>>677281420
Is this that same fucking girl

Goddamnit I wish I could hate you to death
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Can you recommend me an 8/10 (or better) movie?
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How do I get over the anxiety of talking to girls, im a solid 7/10 but I just can't talk to them when the time comes
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>>677281420
I'll closed beta test you baby ;^)
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>>677281342
Stop being weak.
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I've been diagnosed with terminal depression, I can't afford treatment and don't have the courage to tell anyone. Worst part is I fear a may not get to see my sister give birth to our son.
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>>677280358
16 personalities test is accurate?
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>>677281553
The Thing
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>>677281553
the datjeering limited
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>>677281533
Do you just go in all threads like this asking the same question hoping that the answer will change?
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>>677281492
Sounds like you have ASPD. Seek medical attention.

>>677281533
Don't know what you are talking about

>>677281553
/V/H/S

>>677281603
Anxiety isn't caused by weakness

>>677281556
ASk your doctor about beta blockers

>>677281658
What in the hell is "terminal depression"?

>>677281680
No.
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>>677281556
Practice by playing dating sims.
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>>677280358

when one has sex a long time, he begins to lose his sanity?
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Есть кто русский, ребзя?
I'm Russian, and I hate Ukrainians. Ask me anything.
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I'm a super villian, I think that I am the first rl super villian. It all started with jerking off in people's coffe at mcdonnalds, now It has taken me to places I never thought I'd go....
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>>677281810
do you even lift? have you ever challenged Vladimir Putin to a knife fight and lost?
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>>677281791
Ty I'm gonna try this
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>>677281795
That is a question, but nonsensical.

>>677281810
This ain't your thread. Back to /pol/ with you.

>>677281884
Ask not a question.
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There is always this man that comes out of the attic and my parents don't believe me I'm dead serious about this . He always comes out at night and I always just watch what he does he mostly watches TV and eats are food buy the reason why I don't go by him is because he always has a knife in his pocket . How do I tell my parents and make them believe me and yes the don't go into the attic and once I told them to but they refuse how do I tell them ????
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I am a lot less depressed compared to the last 3 years. I believe this is why my anxiety disorder flares up a lot less. Should I focus on tackling the depression rather than the anxiety disorder itself? Seems more effective.
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>>677281952
You have schizophrenia or schizo-affective disorder. Seek medication; you are hallucinating.

>>677282007
Yes. Depression can CAUSE anxiety.
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>>677281789
Hmm beta blockers, my native language is not English but I will check it out
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>>677282140
I think he's saying stop being a beta...
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>>677280358
Alright, i'm a 20male who cares about his privacy so much that he keeps changing his mac address and everything every single day. i don't have a gf or use social media
rip me
idk
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>>677281952
Take a... picture..?
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Im always watching porn every day, I download about 1tb a month or more. I hit it about twice a day. Im also married but would prefer to jack it. How can I get off porn.
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>>677281810
Почему ты сука блять
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>>677280358
you don't feel unconfortable knowing that psychology is a pseudoscience?
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Hi,
I often have crazy mood swings where one day I will wake up and be okay, and the next 4 or 5 days I'll be in a huge "Fuck it" mood where I want to kill anyone and everyone, including myself. I'll usually be fine and even energetic the next couple of days though. Is this any cause for concern?
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>>677282303
No beta blockers are an actual thing. At least google
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>>677282303
Yes that is why he told me to get beta blockers...
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Is it correct create an study of human behavior based in something as retarded as statistics?
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>>677282308
how do you change mac address everyday??
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I'm too scared to go up there and it's day time he is a deranged man . I swear on my mom life he is crazy and I think my parents know he is here but they won't acknowledge it because they are scared themselves but I will try to take a pic tonight and make a thread
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i lool great in mirrors, like solid 8/10 but when I open up lets say the front cam on snapchat I wanna fucking kill
myself cause I just turned into a 3 at best
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>>677282140
They are effective against anxiety.

>>677282303
Alpha and beta do not even remotely describe human interactions. Discard the concept.

>>677282308
Changing your MAC does not in any way improve your security; your ISP operates as a NAT and can easily de-anonymize that, as can literally any website that cares.

I'm a programmer; fingerprinting your browser is trivial, as is leaving zombie cookies that you cannot delete by clearing browser history. Hell, etags and many other techniques track you; MAC is the least of your worries.

Your privacy is gone the moment you use the internet Anonymous.

>>677282397
Put download caps on your connection; your ISP can help you.

>>677282432
Yeah, no it isn't. It was a proto-science, but with neurology and behavioral psych, it's a full science. Actually, it's part of STEM according to the US government.

>>677282438
Yes. It may be bipolar or depression. Seek medical attention.

>>677282584
Statistics aren't retarded.
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Can ADD cause anxiety? I've been treated for anxiety for the last 10 years but I think I may have ADD instead. I've never been able to focus enough to even read a book for 10 minutes.
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>>677281941
From the cold streets of LA I was born in a hateful world with only one chance to be anything. My name is black serpant I am a villian I have the police force under my thumb. I prank call 911, I shove old lady's on the street. I even spit in a little girls ice cream. If I wear to tell you about my life about what got me so low could you even understand? Could you help me reform from my evil doings or will you push me deeper down the well of disceet. Touch me with your mind powers pyscologist.
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>>677282661
Sorry to break it to you but... You are a solid 4 maybe 5... Stop lying to yourself
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>>677280358
I'mma girl.
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>>677282661
So get a better camera.

>>677282658
He's not real. Seek medical attention.

>>677282699
Yes, but also anxiety can case lack of focus.

Why haven't you mentioned this to your doctor?

>>677282830
I don't think you are a danger to anyone but yourself.

>>677282864
That's not a question.
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>>677282928
Is this a question?
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>>677282626
Since i heard about the nsa spying on people and finding them by their MAC address, i keep changing it
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>>677283048
Yeah, that's not how it works. Do you want me to actually explain how it works?
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>>677282680
Dude that is only what i do.
I use vpns and i keep blocking every script on a page.
I only use virtual machine and tor. It is impossible for them to track anything, it is like i keep formating my disk everyday
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>>677282864
Will you be my gf, p l e a s e
;____;
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>>677283119
Tell us anon
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>>677282680

Thanks, my older brother was diagnosed as being bipolar, so maybe it's a genetic thing in our family.

Also, society and my family tells me that I should feel guilty about not talking to my terminally-ill mom for 4 years before she died. However, given my thoughts on our relationship leading up to that point, I don't feel guilty and even see her death as a sort of relief. In your professional opinion, does that make me fucked up? (Also, is there any sort of related psychosis to being "cold-hearted" like that?)

Thanks again, anon.
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>>677282680
>Statistics aren't retarded.

Yes they are, is an epistemological load of crap especially when your premises are vague and can fit on anything. Come on, most of the psicological evaluations are founded in a little group of people responding a limited and conditioned number of questions in an attempt of create categories that reduces complex process.
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>>677283412
Yea I will xox pls tell me your skype or something so we can talk :3 x
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>>677280518
>autistic weeaboo image with based manny pardo's hand
kys
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>>677283322
>>677283119
I love how you're perpetuating his problem, who gives a shit if nsa wants to dig through my porn stash, I'm sure mine fairly docile compared to what I've seen here.
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>>677283539
s s s sskype??? it is not safe
how about steam or we can use https://ricochet.im/
am i dreaming
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>>677283716
ok anon lets do it
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>>677283716
How the fuck is Skype less safe than either of those...
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>>677283703
Well, i have paranoia and i'm obsessed with protecting my data and my privacy on the net
i always feel unsecure
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>>677283322
VPN's won't work, they can easily be de-anonymized. TOR suffered a HUGE attack recently.

And using a VM actually makes it EASIER to track you, as most people DO NOT use them, giving them an ENORMOUSLY GOOD fingerprint.

These very techniques were used to de-anonymize TAILS and TOR in conjunction in five out of seven test scenarios.

>>677283435
So, everything you do, from the lowest level TCP interface to the higher application levels, leave "fingerprints", indelible marks that allow you to be traced. Using deep packet inspection, for example, they can tell which application is generating which packets, and track your usage.

Unless you are literally as average as possible, you can be tracked by the things you do unqiue to you, such as which websites you visit, how you enter your passwords, etc etc.

Everything leaves fingerprints, and ironically, the more you try to subvert that, the more unique you are (as no one else tries to do it), and therefore the easier it is to track you.

The easiest way to remain private is to be average; average people in a crowd of average people don't stand out.

>>677283519
No, that just means your relationship with her broke any bonds you have.

>>677283537
Yeah, you seem to think if a tool can be used poorly, it shouldn't be used at all. A car can kill people or get you from A to B; we don't throw it away because it can be used improperly, we develop conventions that make it easier to use properly.

Statistics is the same way.

Also, you are trying to argue case studies aren't very useful....which we all already know.

>>677283772
You didn't even link the right post.

also the government ain't my father.
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Why am I so unmotivated to do anything? I acknowledge the fact that I'm not doing anything productive with my life right now but even so I don't take any action to change it. I'm currently depressed and believe me not doing anything productive is the source of my depression. Any tips on how to get started on changing my life?
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>>677280358
I fantasize a lot about family and friends dying.
Not because I want them to die, but it's more fantasizing about how I would react to their deaths. Also the few deaths/funerals I've dealt with I got over VERY fast and if I felt sad at all about any of them it was very brief. By brief I mean mostly less than a day.
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Lack of focus is one of the first things I mentioned to my doc. I'm on 150mg of nutrition a day. Feels good but focus is still missing. Have been through Zoloft, venlafaxine and others. He tells me ADD and anxiety are completely different.
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>>677283716

Nikka, I didn't post that. Another anon is deserving you.
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>>677283950
Then you should just not use the internet.

Oh wait, it's convenient and that comes at a cost doesn't it?
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>>677280358
Are bronies human?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06XFt0s1JR8&ab_channel=AndreasPeahc
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>>677284089
i can't live without neto
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>>677283957
Why does a psych major know so much about computers?
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>>677284035
That's actually relatively common and not indicative of problems. Your brain has a WHOLE SECTION dedicated to running and rerunning scenarios.

>>677284020
Because you haven't DONE anything; you need to start doing simple easy things and work your way up.

>>677284102
Yes. Is this even a question?

>>677284190
Then stop worrying and learn to love the bomb.

>>677284200
I'm a programmer!
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>>677284069
now i'm confused
my id ricochet:jangm4hpcngykuwa
anonchan add me
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>>677280358
What are the evolutionary functions of emotions, such as anger, anxiety, and enthusiasm and what do they imply in ingroup and outgroup interactions?
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>>677283716
>>677284069
'tis true I lied to fuck with you if you will. I'm sorry anon I just couldn't help it.
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>>677283950
Why?, unless you're talking about sending bombs to isis nothing will come of it, plus security in numbers, nsa scanning billions of machines who the fuck are you to them?
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150mg bupropion, not nutrition
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Why am I such a pushover with women? I have always thought it was because I was i a relationship with a girl that cheated on me in middleschool.
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>>677284271
You said you were a psycologist, are living in two worlds?
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Day 1 observations man walks into kitchen gets milk and raised bran at 12:35 pm my parents are asleep and I'm here my the stairs with a notebook and pencil observing the deranged man get the remote and watch Simpsons with the volume at 5 . He seems to be holding a knife he may have it just in case one of us seem to stumble upon his existence my dad goes to the bathroom the man immediately shuts down TV but it's a miracle he didn't notice me and goes back into the attic. This time I see he is a man that seems to be in his mid 40s with long black hair and beard with a shirt that is worn down and smells of alcohol and a drug of some kind.
P.S. This is only the first out of 25 observations
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>>677284352
They are fail safe heuristics; generally they cause actions that are safe and very safe in a stone age environment.

>>677284408
Probably not; that's too late for large scale impact.

>>677284437
Yep. I do financial models for a large financial institution; we try to predict human behavior to reduce risk.
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>>677284373
as i told you, i feel unsecure, the idea of someone knowing what i'm doing or finding what i have spook me so much that i can't sleep
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>>677283957
What is the easiest way to pick apart ones own mind to understand and modify it?

Antisocial Bipolar here on a life search for real feels (as opposed to the shallow, selfish ones im used to).
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Why do I keep having super depressive paranoid thoughts? Like I feel like I'm going to be alone and miserable and not content for the rest of my life. Even though I know its not true. Like I have a girl now but i still get those thoughts when I space out. If it helps I use LSD
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>>677280358
how much do u charge
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>>677284287
so i guess i got tricked or idk
>i will never have someone i talk to everyday and care about me
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>>677284544
Seek medical attention.

>>677284626
Going to a therapist.

>>677284652
Stop using fucking hallucinogens and seek medical attention you idiot! LSD has been known to cause psychotic breaks!
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>>677280358

here are two options to prove you are legit
1) pic of your diploma with timestamp (cover up your name if you want)
2) or explain the difference between psychoanalytic and psychologist interpretation of narcissism in 15 minutes from now.

if you ignore it, then go fuck yourself lying piece of shit
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>>677284730
Zero. I'm doing this for free.

Unless you think I should set up a patreon or something?
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>>677284768
medical attention
sure i'm taking vitamin c and asprine everyday
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>>677280358
Can you get me a job where women do not feel actualized by the simple fact they just do not understand plain language asking for a store policy enforcement of a rule I personally do not care about?
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>>677284840
I'm not going to ignore it; here's my response.

I hope you can see this, because I'm doing it as hard as I can.
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>>677280358
how to live with aspd
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>>677284840
Lain/10
This man knows his shit. That show made me surround myself with mammoth old computers for like 2 months
>tfw living In a mainframe makes you go crazy
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>>677284544
I don't know man, it's just not right, security is an illusion, anyone can get into your shit if they wanted, and I recognize your problem but it is very silly, and you should seek help rising above it.
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>>677285001
There's the white market way to do it, and the grey market. Which do you prefer?
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>>677280358
My father left aour family 15 years ago, haven't spoken to him since. I was 14 at that time. Why do I still think about him every day? How to forget him for real?
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>>677284840
Exactly Op isn't qualified for this shit, it's the typical I'm an engineer I am God complex bleeding out of his fingers as he types.
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>>677285022
what the hell am i supposed to do man rip
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>>677283772
Psychology is an actual science.

But fuck sociology. It's just trivialized graph theory
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>>677285139
>projecting
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>>677285082
any market with no drugs
I h8 anything Pharmaceutical, big opponent
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>>677285098
Because he's your father.

>>677285139
Eh? Why do you say I'm a engineer?

>>677285275
Okay. Enjoy your life then.
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Are you Dr. Katz squiggle vision
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>>677284939

then you are making it obvious that you are a not psychologist at all if you can't answer the question THAT simple.
The superficial satisfactory answer is few sentences long.. For a psychologist this shouldn't be a problem at all..

You are not one.. just another attention whore.
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>>677285372
if I could I wouldn't post that
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>>677281420
Less than an hour on /b/ and you're ready to kill yourself. Gg
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Hey dude, when I was 4 I got in a carcrash with my mom she went in to a coma for a few weeks and lost her memory too, I only broke my hand but got emotionally scarred of seeing my mom "die" and abandon me when I was in need, when my family came to the hospital I didnt even acknowledge them (my brothers my grandma) but then my sister came over and talked to me and then I just burst out crying after just lying and looking at the ceiling for a few hours, after this I forgot how to ride a bike I forgot how to swim and I basically forgot everything I had learned, I got nightmares from watching TV, even cartoons gave me nightmares, like normie cartoons, I stopped eating and at 5 I was about 12kg and am super emotional now that I am 18, now I have add, anxiety, depression. And I dont really know what I'm expecting from you but yeah anything would comfort me and maybe tell me how this affected me by being 4 and getting traumatized or somth
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Ive always had this thing that whenever I see a childish toy, like a teddy bear, I feel guilty. How come?
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Day 2 observations

The deranged man gets out of the attic at 11:57 pm exactly when my parents go to sleep . He preforms the same process as the day 1 observations. But currently the Simpsons are not on so he proceeds to watch 2 and a half men and after finishing the raisen brand he looks over his side of the couch to see if there is anyone looking I immediately head over to the far right side of the stairs this was the closest encounter with the man. My heart is still beating hard I decide to head back to my room and as you expect the deranged man goes back to the attic.
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>>677281603
Isnt it more weak to bully people with anxieties on an anonymous board :^)
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So for the last couple years I've had this sort of anxiety where I will become excited for something (Can be anything, mostly small stuff like just going to hang out with friends but can be anything really) where I become so excited for something that would be otherwise trivial that I physically become nauseous to the point where my life up until that event actually takes place is miserable. I smoke pot pretty regularly, it helps to calm me down and will completely remove this anxiety all together, but I'm not a moron and I realize that this solution is not permanent. I'm kinda afraid to seek professional help because of time and money, but it is starting to interfere with my day to day life on a somewhat catastrophic scale.

Any ideas as to what may be wrong?
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>>677281553
Phonebooth is a great movie
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>>677280358
I have borderline personality disorder because of my childhood. I feel anger and love for this guy. I have meltdowns over what he did i wanted to cut my body up why am I like this. What do i do?
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>>677280358
Why do I like little girls
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>>677285458
I could easily answer it; I'm not because you are a fucking prick.

Try asking nicer next time.

>>677285537
No, I'm like that all the time.

>>677285495
Right, but you just decided to eliminate half of all treatments and spew bullshit.

So, good luck!

>>677285601
Sounds like PTSD Anonymous. Well deserved too, that sounds awful! *hugs tightly*

What you need to do is seek medical attention, and remember it isn't your fault nor your mothers. Sometimes the world is a scary place, sometimes it is random and cold, but grabbing the bull by the horns, hanging on and refusing to let the world push you down, that's how we grow as people.

It's not your fault; but now it's time to try to make it right. If you'd like to discuss it off of /b/, I'd be more than willing to talk via email.

>>677285609
Did anything happen with toys in your life?

>>677285676
Yes.

>>677285694
Pot just makes you more anxious after, just like cigarettes. Go to a doctor and ask for beta blockers; they are highly effective.

If money is the issue, I can help you with that.
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>>677285098
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>>677282308
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they AREN'T out to get you...
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How does one fix depression without the use of prescription drugs?
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>>677285147
Just chill the fuck out man, look into yourself and figure out why you feel insecure, it's not necessary to run yourself ragged trying to stay hidden.
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>>677285601
Kill urself
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>>677280358
As a kid I had a very happy beautiful life out in the country, and encountered almost no human being til I was 13 and went off to high school.

I saw how horrible humans could be, for no discernible reason, and eventually realized it was too many people living too closely together that made them think and act like this. Since there's no convincing a person from such an environment to leave it and improve things, I came to the conclusion that most, if not all, humans simply need to die out.

I wish
I could say this was a phase, but I'm 39 now and every year that conclusion is only reinforced by a greater and greater interest in and understanding of the human animal, and refuted by nothing but wishful thinking.

How do I deal with this, without engineering a virus that wipes out this horrible species in a hollowed out volcanoe?
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>>677285098
Do you want a big guy like this to be your dad?
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>>677282830
2edgy4me
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My parents are hard headed I tell them there is a deranged man in the fucking attic that eats our food and watches our TV they don't believe me so I take matters into my own hands and decided to call the police the police but my mom took the phone and told them I was playing a prank.


Wtf do I do to make them fucking open their eyes and believe me there is a mentally ill man in our fucking attic
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>>677281074
When my insurance couldn't pay for it my therapist happily offered free session
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>>677281183
Retarded tumblr lurker/10
You are either
Gay
Straight
Bi
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>>677286104
You type like shit old guy.
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>>677280358
How do I convince my gf to do anal?
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>>677285999
A therapist or group therapy can be effect, but not as much as with medication.

>>677286104
That's not actually why people are like that, also you can't engineer viruses like that.
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>>677280358
I bet you take psychoanalysis seriously.
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>>677280358
Who was the most fucked up person you have ever treated?
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>>677285933

> because you are a fucking prick.

suuuuuureeeee that's the reason why you can't disprove my suspicions.

I'm sure everybody belives you
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>>677286296
ur mum
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doc doc I can't cope with the defects of my body, it's all nothing I can change

how do I learn to live with them without affecting my life
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>>677286232
Yeah, the Kinsey study from a VERY long time ago confirms it. Way before tumblr.

Welcome to the real world kid.

>>677286265
Uhh. Why doesn't she want to do it?

>>677286281
I'm a behaviorist actually.

>>677286296
Someone who killed dogs to use their blood to masturbate.

>>677286333
Don't care what you think kid. Been doin' this for waaay too long to care about trolls.

>>677286417
What defects do you have?
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>>677285933
Have you tried to diagnose why you're suicidal all the time?
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>>677284544
>>677284626
Also, know it does have a place to be able to becareful it can be a strength just as much as a weakness, try to learn when it is or isn't warranted, like your computer, is it really necessary to hide your shit on your comp? Maybe, if you were plotting the downfall of America, but if it's just your porn, or personal info, just don't be an idiot and click on strange links and shit and you'll be fine.
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should I be concerned about the fact that I got raped and it didn't really bother me that much?
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>>677286200
Just how long are you planning to keep this up?

>>677286333
No one else seems to care and are just asking questions anyway.
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>>677286493
I have major clinical depression that is intractable and unresponsive to antidepressants.

Why do people assume I haven't done the due diligence and gone to therapy and doctors?
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>>677286344
So that's why she was late for dinner all these years...
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Why do I want to have a 3some so bad?
Tbh I don't even think id be satisfied with just 2 women. I'd prefer a harem
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>>677286489
Cognitive-behaviorist or literally a black box behaviorist pleb?
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>>677286489
>Uhh. Why doesn't she want to do it?

she thinks it's gross and unnatural
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>>677286333
Well thus far OP's proven that they have some ethos. Maybe more so in the CS field, but they have been giving a good amount of psych stuff.
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>>677280358
My friend is diagnosed bipolar but tells me she sees and hears things. Could that be bipolar or could she be schizophrenic?
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>>677286268
The Americans, the Russians, the Swiss, the Chinese, the French, and the Germans each did, and that was 25 years ago already.

Chimera Virus. Look it up faggots. And that was before we knew any of the gene treatment capabilities we have now. Now we'd just use the virus to deliver the really sophisticated payload, not just 50 strains of smallpox combined with ebola or whatever. You guys need to bone up on your Doomsday Devices. And anon, if you're gonna hollow out that volcano, you'd better get started now.
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>>677280358
just how many of these threads are you going to make
>>>/adv/
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>>677280358

do you personally believe that sites such as 4chan which offer anonymity allowing people to show their true selves are helpful or at least educational?
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>>677286489
Are you PhD, MD, MS, BS ect?
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>>677286489
>Someone who killed dogs to use their blood to mastubate.
kekd
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>>677286489

>trolls

ahaha yeah yes that's absolutely right
the simple question to prove you are actually psychologist has to be from a trolling kid

How desperate are you?
It should be obvious for every person with iq higher than 80 that you are whoring lying retard
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>>677286553
Probably, but it's your life Anonymiss. I'd say seek therapy, even if you feel as if it didn't bother you that much.

>>677286660
I mean, it depends. I think experiments should be designed for both cognition AND black box behaviorism, because a war on two fronts always worked best for everyone.

I think neurology is the way forward, to be honest, and as a programmer, I work with neural networks every day. So, both and neurology?

>>677286658
You have an unwarranted sense of self importance and watch too much porn and/or anime.

>>677286824
Bipolar can cause hallucinations; it isn't unheard of.

>>677286851
Yeah, that's not actually genetic engineering; that's selective breeding. Not even close to the same.

>>677286865
As many as it takes.

>>677286926
They don't actually do that, so your entire question is moot.

>>677286959
I'm not an MD and never will be.

>>677287015
Wait, how am I whoring? I didn't even post the fry picture today.
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>>677280358
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>>677287145
That isn't a question. Try again or go back to /pol/
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>>677286598
Chronical or in episodes?
Do you have a history of substance abuse?

Try MBCT or comparable third-wave cognitive behvioral therapy. Depression-patients with rough biography and symptoms seem to respond well to it.
At the very least (awareness) meditation will help. And it may get you up and running enough to be responsive to other forms of therapy.

There is also the possibility, that you just had bad luck with docs/therapists. I (not OP) am on the path to becoming a therapist and the legal standards to what kind of people are allowed to treat people is worrisome to me. Especially because there is no real quality control outside of seriously fucking up.
But good therapists are out there. Try to avoide psychoanalysts and go CBT.
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>>677287081
as many as it takes to be a faggot?
why don't you just take a timestamped pic of your highest level degree with personal info blacked out?
i'm suspicious
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>>677287081

there are many ways to panhandle attention
you for example are an attention whore, pretending to be a psychologist qualified to answer people's questions
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>>677287233
Chronic, no though I've been on pretty much every antidepressant known to man, I've been through MBCT, meditation does nothing for me.

You are just repeating what everyone who comes into these threads has told me and what a whole team of MD's and all the rest have told me.

Thank you for your input, but I'm waiting to enter a trial for triple reuptake inhibitors; we'll see how that goes.

>>677287327
Well, if it was that many times, I'd just ask you to teach me.

>>677287380
Yeah, that's not whoring. That's attention whoring.
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>>677280358
Hey OP
I've been putting talking to someone about this off and not really telling my roommate that it's been happening again. Sometimes things will get a certain way where it feels like nothing happening is real.

That's kind of a vague explanation but what I mean is that everything I see, is like registering as fake, the same as how you can stare at a movie or or video game and your brain registers that that's not actually happening in front of you, it's just an image on a screen. That happened to me in the past a few times, but it's recently began to happen again. Looking at the sky, things in my apartment, even when I look at my hands it feels like those arent my hands. One time at work last summer, everything felt so fake and unreal that I felt like I was unattached from everything and I had to walk with my hand touching the wall to make sure it wouldn't disappear from under me. The only thing that I can really register as "real" feeling are touch, and other peoples voices as long as it's not a huge amount of people talking at once and I can't focus. I don't think I'd even ask if it weren't for the increasing number of them.

I haven't brought it up to anyone because I feel like it's not a big deal other then scaring the shit out of me, and being anonymous on the Internet is as good of a place to ask as any if it turns out I'm just an idiot and this happens to everyone. Do you have any ideas on what to make with this stuff.
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>>677287081
How often do you make these theads?

Do you make them at a certain time of day or is it just whenever you find time; and also how will we know it's you?
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>>677287081
But what level is your degree?
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>>677287081
Nope I probably watch too little porn. Anime was a short lived phase. But even before all that I still craved that. I just get bored of one girl.
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>>677281420
What's going in with the minds of genderfluid people and toasterkins
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>>677287327

there is no need for that
he couldn't even handle the simple question
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Day 3 observations

The deranged man gets out of the attic at 12:29 after my parents came back from a party and when too their bed to sleep. But he does something different he goes to the tv first and turns it on to watch the Simpsons . He still has the knife in his hand and I make sure he can't see me by hiding under the second couch to get a better observation of him this time he really pissed me off by wearing my polo socks . But what could I do he has a knife and is probably ready to kill anyone who finds out he is living in the house . The Simpsons finish and he gets up to go to the kitchen to eat the left over panda express and goes back to the attic he doesn't come out from there on and I go back to bed.
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>>677280358
I have problems with dependence how do I react correctly?
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>>677287081
>I mean, it depends.
Subjective experiences are not insignificant. You just have to use that kind of data properly. Chomsky made very good points regarding this.

Also, as many have noted before, it will probably be impossible to ever fully fill the gap between biological research and cognitive research. Which is okay, I think. Both are useful in different ways.

Also I shit on humanists alot, but in the end of the day, we do this shit to help humans.

We are behavioral biologists with the worst researchers bias, which at the same time gives us better insight.
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>>677286489
physical defects doc, my dick looks ugly af and I'm losing my hair

its looking really grim here doc
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>>677287580
That sounds like disassociation to me. Do you do any mind altering drugs, both prescription or illegal?

>>677287590
I make them every weekday at 8AM and 7PM.
Weekends are more when I have time.

You'll know it's me because it'll have a picture of Alice usually, like this picture.

You may also see me stutter.

>>677287662
I wouldn't really compare genderfluid and "gloomgender" and the like; one has at least some amount of evidence, the other is special snowflake syndrome.

>>677287606
There is no such thing as "too little" porn.

>>677287811
Good to meet a fellow researcher, amid all these trolls.

>>677287782
What are you dependent on?

>>677287815
What? All dicks pretty much look the same; what is wrong with it?
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>>677287580
You just discovered a glitch in the matrix m8 watch your back.
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Last call people; I need to get back to a project I've been putting off. Function pointers always make me lazy.

I'll answer everyone's responses one more time, and then I've gotta get got.
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>>677287532
Sorry, I couldn't tell you anything new.
I hope the new drug works. Though I also kind of worry about side effects.

Also it may be a good idea to reconsider underlying physical causes. I've seen it time and time again that doctors misdiagnosed i.e. Hashimoto for MDD, because they couldn't be bothered to do a simple blood test.

I hope you figure it out, dude.
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What do I do about the deranged man
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>>677287940
>one has at least some amount of evidence


what evidence?
research works names?
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>>677288020
Kek

>>677287940
The only drugs I do are cannabis and biphenten (a Canadian alternative to Ritalin).
That being said while I was on it during the times it happened last summer, I haven't taken my pills in a few months.
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>>677280358
does liking boipussi make me gay?
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>>677287940 hi im >>677287782 i mean that anything creates some kind of dependence on me like videogames, a girl that never wanted to go serious or do anything w/ me but she always try to have me as her eunucus, weed, sadness ...
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>>677288166
I actually match a DNA fragment that indicates my serotonin may be fragile and prone to degradation.

However, unlike how I talk to most people on here, you know how fucking shitty DNA tests can be; we have no idea the proteonomics of this shit.

I'll take your advice and examine any underlying physical causes; god knows I've got enough damage as a burn victim.

Thank you. I really appreciate it; brings a tear to my eye really. Stay safe out there, and keep doing up the good work.

>>677288264
Kinsey studies from the last century.

>>677288329
Pot can cause disassociation; stop taking it for a month and see what happens.

>>677288388
Sounds less like dependence and more like a life lacking in meaning.

Find something that drives you, Anonymous.
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>>677288491
Thanks man, I'll give it a go.
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>>677287940
on its back the skin is scarred since I was a kid, I'm really ashamed of showing it to anyone doc
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>>677288491
You poor fragile cucumber.
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>>677288369
Yes. Boys dont have pussies. Even If they did their genetics still say they're male. You're a faggot
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>>677287015
You're fucking annoying as fuck. Just stop trying to prove something because you are making yourself look pathetic.
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do you have herpes?
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>>677287940
>Good to meet a fellow researcher, amid all these trolls.
Sup, fam.

I wouldn't consider myself a researcher. At least not until my uni decides to give me a staff of students to do all the boring data work for me.
I have some fun ideas, but the only ways to test them would require not being a lazy bum about my numbers.

Until them I'll go into the clinical field. Maybe I'll do some preliminary field research and hand that kind of stuff in. Third-wave-CBT kind of inspired me in that way.
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>>677288580
Be safe Anonymous. I hope it works out for you.

>>677288590
Sounds like a botched circumcision. There are procedures that could help.

>>677288628
Hormones matter more than genetics; genetics, after all, are just the blueprint to generate hormones.

Look at those with testosterone insensitivity; they are perfect female specimens, but have a Y chromosome. It's just de-activated.

>>677288604
Thanks for the sympathy.

>>677288677
No.

Alright kids, it's after noon. I need to get to work; I have a meeting at 4 and I've been putting stuff off.

With love,
Alice

Stay safe out there.
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>>677281420
Irvin Yalom, among others, has said that in order to help others with their mental illness, you must be a healthy person. how do you respond to this claim given youre suicidal? are you one of those people who enters the field because you're so fucked up that mental illness is a hobby and familiarity? I've met plenty.
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>>677288491 I'm >>677288388
Thank you if you need help on something just type anon
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>>677288590
Not OP but I have something like that and my chest plunges out in the middle and dude that shit is not attractive but dont worry about it, just be confident! Girls love confident if you are not confident you cant get girls, yeah.. Well good luck
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>>677288849
Byeee~
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>>677288845
*smiles* I'd be one of those students, I think. I did research for a while, but academia...wasn't for me.

Go out and do that work. Nothing will come from thinking without action.

>>677288887
Sorry, but I'm already gone.

*vanishes*
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Day 4 observations

The deranged man does not leave the attic for quit a wile until 2:24 am he gets out of the attic but what makes me really mad and want to kill him is that he has my mother's underwear in his right hand I felt like throwing up. I thought to myself that he was a potential rapis of some kind I felt like hitting him but once again he had a knife in his hand he simply looked outside our windows and went back to the attic.
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>>677288849
They were born a male. If there is a defect in their hormones they should be shot by firing squad. Defective humans are plagues.
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>>677288957
but its really ugly, I just can't find the balls to show it to anyone i the bed
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>>677284543
Okay, you got me on the whole "human behavior prediction in order to reduce risk". I finished my Psychology Degree last year and got in a Human Resources Management Masters' Degree because I like the whole company thingy, but I'm also interested in what you do. Can you tell me a bit more about that? Like, how you got there, the way you try to predict human behavior (statistics?), and if I can make a living out of that.
Thank you.
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Is it true most people with anxiety are just creating their own?
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>>677288491
>Kinsey studies

do you mean his books Sexual Behavior in the Human Male/Female

And what excactly were his conclusions or thoughts on the subject of genderfluid?
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>>677289309
Flip that bitch over then she wont have to see it, lol
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>>677288628

lol russian empire and ukrainian people's republic
flags together
shaking hands

are you retarded faget?
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How do I fight the deranged man if he is on high alert all the time
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>>677289236
I believe productivity and intelligence are the only worthwhile mesurments for a human. If a transexual is more intelligent and productive than you then they are more useful and therefore more important. Low IQ such as yours is a worst defect.
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>>677289696
Are you retarded? Russians and Ukrainians come from the same stock. The reds ruined our relationship the most. And now its outside influence. This is a fight amongst brothers. Stay out of it anglishkij
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>>677289773
Those with lower IQ tend to be stronger; strength increases productivity.

Your argument is self defeating.
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>>677286268
Please be aware that recent research has shown antidepressants to be effective at a satisfactory level only in severe depression. mild and moderate forms are better served by therapy. Thanks.
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>>677289773
Traditionalism will save humanity. People who worry about liberal arts such as yourself are a waste. Dumbing people down and making them "open minded" there are biological lines that shouldn't be crossed. I would say ethical but I want mass graves of your kind so...
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How long did it take for you to stop giving a shit about other people's problems?
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>>677286281
No modern psychologist should take psychoanalysis seriously. Cognitive-Behavioral's where it's at.
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>>677288491
Yeah, DNA testing is just taking off right now. So you'd have to invest into doing it a couple times.
Or splur and actually get that shit mapped out 100% in a quality lab. And then send that shit to some smart people and gather some ideas.
I know people who had odd illnesses and were able to figure it out.

Serotonin-related illnesses are annoying. Especially because most meds are SSRIs or something similar and everything else can have very rough side effects.
I had a friend who got a psychosis from a simple SSRI. Wasn't fun.

I mean it. Trust me, even if the answer isn't easily available right now, there are enough people out there who actually care. Even if you don't personally know them.
Try to remember that when you are having a rough time. You may not be able to feel it then and there, but I think it's one of the thoughts that can hold you over until you feel a little better. And make you feel better when you are through the worst of it.
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>>677280358
Are you making pschiological profiles of the avarge users,and sent it to NSA/FBI,if you consider them dangerous?
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>>677289046
Yup. And god knows I'm tired of not working.
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>>677287145
>ironically demonstrating your own paranoia while trying to insult a psychologist
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>>677290328
>>677290328
I'm serious.
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>>677290332
The uni in Vienna ironically never included psychanalysis into their psychology curriculum.
But most schools do. And it makes for some very sloppy scientists, sometimes.
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>>677290061

No. I'm afraid you are the one who is retarded.
If it was flag of russian republic I would understand. But on a pic it's an empire's flag..

But I guess it doesn't matter to you since you are uneducated degenerate who never read a book on history. Bet you don't even understand what are emire's and republic's political controdictions.
Read a book dumb faggot
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>>677290328
Not OP, but I learned that you have to find the middle ground.
Caring and being compassionate is not the same thing as taking part in BS drama.
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I'm a picky eater and i basically only eat foods for babies with some exceptions. I need to fight to eat a piece or two of meat or god forbid anything more complicated, and i usually grow tired after three bites and just cant eat anymore without throwing up before i even swallow it. What do
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>>677290328

he doesn't give any
he is just enjoying attention
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My mother is beating her head every time she gets ultimately mad. I smoke marijuana. We have a debate about it each day and she is getting always mad and when I keep telling her I won't change my habit or my opinion, she starts beating her head and blames it on me that I make her beat her head. Wat do?
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>>677281183
So how does human sexuality work?
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>>677280358
how do i make trilion dollars
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>>677290809
Yeah, I've always considered it to be more of a philosophy than a scientific sub discipline, not concerned with evidence-based treatment outcomes, only with theory. You'll still see therapists in mostly East-Coast big cities where the Universities have a long history of that orientation though.
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>>677290936
>not knowing that the Russian empires flag is used as a nationalist symbol for right wing movement
Trust me I know my national history. Maybe you should seek sources outside of the U.S. Also the Ukrainian flag was used by ruthenia which was a kingdom
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>>677291098
In order to give compassion, you have to be able to 'relate' (used loosely for lack of a better word) to the person's problem/cause for seeing you in the first place.

What happens when you've seen much worse than the current patient you're treating, and you stop being able to empathize with their pain?

>you stop giving a shit and dole out meds to shut them up?
>i cant empathize with other people is what im saying
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I've been visiting a psychologist since I reported some trouble sleeping in the monthly psyche check-up in the base. We have been talking for about 3 months now but I don't see any results. All we do is I go in, I tell her how my week went and what made me mad/sad/happy etc. and she tells me that I judge people too much on how hardworking they are. She hasn't tried to analyse my sleep problems or my violent thoughts. I think about killing of raping people all the time. Even people I've never met. What is your oppinion on that? Am I going mad or is it something normal?
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>>677281658
>Worst part is I fear a may not get to see my sister give birth to our son.
Did you mean your wife?
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>>677291273
Brains perceive an attractive hole, boners get induced, boners enter said hole. And thats sexuality.
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>>677292589
sounds like you've found yourself a shitty, non-empathetic therapist, it happens. if you're being upfront about your emotions and she's not responding in the way you feel is appropriate, don't stick around and hope it gets better. or don't take my advice, I respect your ability to chose.
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>>677289462

OP answer please
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>>677292858
The historical context being that we should stand united again.....
Do you not realize Украіна/Украина is Rus' for borderlands? We both came from the same people, same culture. Its just Ukraine has always had western influence because Poland.
While Russia stayed isolated. Both flags have symbolized monarchies also so what is your point? The ruthenians were a kingdom.
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>>677292947
It sounds a lot like a specific form of bipolar. And yes, there can be a hereditary factor. But there are similar stuff.
If it is causing you problems, you should definitely seek some professional help.

Also don't self-diagnose. You aren't doing okay. Start from there. And then work TOGETHER with the therapist/doc to find the right diagnosis.
And always ALWAYS to a full blood work to rule out hormonal stuff or other illnesses.
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>>677280358
Started meds for depression after 6 miserable years. how fucked am I ?
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>>677293114
What do you suggest I should do? I have another 2-3 meatings with her and them I'm through since my mandatory army service is over. I never thought I would visit a psychologist, it just happened because they made me visit her because they were afraid.
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>>677293633
Thank you.
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>>677281691
YES
jhon carpenter is fucking amazing
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>>677293059
I'm not in the field. I'm a 'patient'.
>this is what happened to me so I stopped going to my appointments
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>>677293834
Your health care professionals didn't give a shit or you?
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>>677293640
Oh well if you're almost through then probably just get through it at this point, just a shame you couldn't get more out of the experience. Maybe if the problems persist you can mention it to your primary care. If your insomnia is organically based, an experienced PC should be fine.
How did visiting a psychologist while in the military affect you? I've heard it's looked at pretty negatively and comes with a lot of stigma/risks.
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>>677280358
when will i stop hearing voices?
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>>677293936
No.
But eventually, I bucked up and got over it. People are starving in other countries, while I sit here bitching about (what amounts to) 'I feel sad sometimes'.

These people see patients who hear voices, who talk to themselves. Sure, I do that now. But there are people out there with bigger fish to fry. In the end, my question is just...when do professionals get to that point? When they just sigh, nod, and tell their patients "yeah life must REALLY be hard for you, sheltered X year old American".
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>>677280358
ok op.
you seem to have responses to these questions.
but you dont half to be a D.R. to answer these
pics of diploma or it didnt happen
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>>677280358
I keep blaming myself for every little shit. Now I have gone one step beyond into meta blaming. I blame myself for always blaming myself. Help doctor. Also its my Bday.
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At first they didn't know because I was declared "under discreet therapy" and when they fiund out and started asking questions I just told them that they got afraid because I mentioned my parents were divorsed and that when I go there, I just sit in a chair for 2 hours and waste my time
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Why is incest so stigmatized in Western society?
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>>677293633
Thought it would be important to justify myself further. I've also ended relationships because of this and upset people. One second I'll be feeling it, wanting a relationship and wanting to hold their hand and go on dates with them and wanting to be with them forever. The next second I'll hate the fact that their hand is on my thigh and I twitch in anger and I'll get so uncomfortable and I'll think horrible things about them and people have noticed. When I break up with them I feel pride then the next day I'll want them by my side and regret doing away with them. I told one of my exes about this and she was nice and all but I broke up with her because of this weird thing. I wish I knew what was wrong because no one gets it. I don't want people to start judging me about this and I cant help it, it's like im a different person sometimes. Would anything over the counter help? Meditation?
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>>677294763
It's stigmatized in nature, period. Animals don't fuck their litter mates, because its bred into us to diversify our gene pool rather than pollute it with redundant DNA.
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Why do I have a foot fetish?
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>>677293418
Just stop it sonny. Stop embarrassing slavs. Nobody gives a shit about your wet fantasies about slavic unity, which never occured during your shitty history. Or some mythic past..

Ukrainian blue-yellow flag was designed after the fall of russian empire based on flag of ruthenian council. Ruthenian council was in Galicia in the middle of XIX when it was the shittiest miserable piece of shit colony of the Austrian Empire. Ruthean kingdom?? Kek.
At first yellow-blue flag was a autonomous Ukraine's unofficial flag then republic's flag AFTER the fall of tsar regime. My point is that imperialist political rhetoric contradicts the republic ideas. Can you manage to comprehend this thought? Use your stupid slavic brains faggot.
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i got a strong Derealization and Depersonalization
from taking weed and Methylphenidate together

wath can i do about it?
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>>677295789
Not OP, but have you considered just not doing them together?
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>>677295377
>being this mad
>STILL MISSING LIKE 200 YEARS OF SHARED HISTORY
Boy
Are
You
Just
That
Stupid
>not even Ukrainian/10
Идиота? Абсолютно
Заткнись блять дурак. Ты английский гандоны
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>>677295789
>>677295902
it was dump i know but maybe it was just the weed
i got from weed a temporary Derealization and Depersonalization
but after the Methylphenidate
it dosnt go away as usually
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>>677294447
A health care professional who can't tell the difference between simple melancholia and cinical depression, should be stripped of any diploma he has. I'll admit that this happens. Especially in some countries I will not name. But it isn't the norm.

Also the constant appraisal of suffering had to stop.
Sure, the (first) world is full of entitled bitches. This does not mean that there aren't some with a serious issue. Depression isn't a rational disorder. Depression doesn't give a shit about all the opportunities you've been given. If anything, depression will make you use that knowledge to hate yourself for it. For not being able to make the most of your citizenship in the ivory tower. But all that is BS.
Should you get better? Yes. Are your feelings/wellbeing/suffering insignificant, just because they are not rational? No.

Sometimes people need a little help to be okay. That's all there is to it.

>>677294860
This can be a number of things. Depression is just one possibility.

My two cents: Relationship issues tend to have some kind of biographical factor. I would suggest taking your time with any diagnosis and figure out if your behavior may be linked to something you learned sometime in your past. Postpone the diagnosis until you have a good grasp on what is actually happening.
I say this as a guy who doesn't like problem-oriented therapy.

Who knows. Maybe really all you need is to understand yourself better. Having a neutral and non-judgmental person with an oath to secracy is perfect for that.
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>>677295789
Stop doing drugs. You obviously can't handle them.
Also stop telling yourself you can handle them and know what you are doing.
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are memories real?
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>>677296163
I'm not even mad son.

You are just another proof of slavic stupidity. How does kingdom from fucking 13th century can be more relevant than separatists from the 20th century from the timeline when the flag of the Russian empire and Ukrainian Republic existed?
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>>677296794
Fuck the DNR they're commies.
>how does history affect today
Please no...
And would you rather I used this flag?
Ахаха педорас
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>>677294447
>this person is Irish
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Im a step away from trying to get help for depression, what kind of doctor do i talk to and do they give everyone SRIs or whatever?
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>>677297767
You have to establish a report with any mental health professional before they'll just hand out SSRIs like candy. Most of them are on the controlled substance list. Even when you ARE prescribed them, you have to jump through a shit ton of hoops to get the RX filled because you have to prove to everyone and their fucking mother that you're not a drug addict.
>in America, at least
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>>677281658
underrated post
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wanna buy a dvd?
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>>677297108
Humiliated and angry degenerate.
What does "history affect today" or "DNR" has to do with anything I said?
Slavs just can't handle logic and historical facts when their national "pride" is at the stake.
>Calls colonial relations a "shared history".
>thinks that 13th century flag is more relevant than flag of a republic
>still thinks there is no contradiction between imperialist politics of empire and autonomous republic because of the "great" slavic "unity"

Hilarious. Please tell me more.
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have you just like, been in a few institutions and now call yourself a psychologist?

because honestly you sound like someone who wanted to become a psychologist but went insane instead. like me.
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>>677297961
rapport, not report

also most ssri's are not at all mostly controlled substances, that's bullshit. half of them are entry-level antidepressants

in the uk if we want diazepam (valium to you) we just have to sign an extra box in the corner of the prescription

you're gay
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>>677297767
If you want meds see a psychiatrist, but also see >>677290068
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>>677297961
Holy shit your wrong. Almost all SSRIs are controlled substances? Who told you that fluoxetine, sertraline, paroxetine, escitalopram or citalopram were controlled substances?
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>>677280358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH2FfGFcp-I
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>>677298620
>>677298961
that's what i'm saying

i'm starting to think he's lying, and on the internet too.

for shame
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>>677298961
fluoxetine is more useless than a fucking placebo
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