Caturday rate thread His name is Moprheus
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Caturday rate thread
His name is Moprheus
>>677280305
Cute as fuck/10
Her name is Catniss. Fucking girlfriend's idea, not mine. I wanted to name her Lady Pancakes
>>677281226
>>677281436
Is that Gary laser-eyes? Or the purr monster?
This is Joseph Goebbels.
>>677280305
>Tfw I'm on my phone in a trip and can't spam cat gore
>>677280305
10/10 almost looks like my cat.
Her name is bella
That's my kitter, his name is Gwyn
His name is Wesley. He's around 8 months old
>>677280305
cool cat/10
meet Spaghetti
>>677282232
>>677282231
>>677282757
and lil nigga
My cat JJ, 22 and still kicking it!
Persian Master race reporting in
Bus Face
>>677280774
10/10 THE CATS ARE LEARNING
This is Harriet
>>677280305
he is beautiful
I once killed a kitten and drank it's blood
Ask me anything
>>677283572
not trying to insult you girl or anything but harriet looks like she's asking for it i hope you don't let her around the neighborhood like that
>>677283670
How's your morning?
Is it caturday already?
>>677283775
Good.
This is Alfonso
>>677282232
nigger
kitten that I found on my roof last year. He is a big healthy fucker now
>>677283670
how many graduate degrees do you have
this is Predator
>>677284118
>1
in what?
Who here Chantilly-Tiffany?
>>677284237
Intimidating.
>>677280305
>>677284245
Engineering
>>677284417
bro your cats ugly as sin
>>677284496
Objectively wrong
>>677284496
My dear SweetPea, or sweetie for short. Most chill, affectionate, and awesome kitty I've yet to rescue.
>>677281895
It's the one he found in the gutter covered in spray paint.
>>677285315
Excellent cat.
His name is Achillies but we just call him shitty kitty.
>>677281226
7/10
>>677282231
7.5/10
>>677282266
6/10
>>677282474
8/10
>>677282638
10/10 kitty
>>677282757
8.5/10
>>677282910
6.5/10
>>677283069
7/10
>>677283124
8.5/10
>>677283140
7.5/10
>>677283554
8.5/10
>>677283572
thats another 10/10 kitty
>>677283667
7.5/10
>>677283855
8/10
>>677283901
little/10
>>677284043
8/10
>>677284237
7/10
>>677285315
9.5/10
Pickles and kiwi
One more because he posed for the picture upside down since hes so shitty
>>677285315
hoarder detected.
Sammy, derpiest motherfucker there ever did be
>>677285844
Evidence of his shittyness can be seen in the top right of the picture. Those are holliday cards he just knocked off the mantle this morning.
First cat
>>677281226
my cat is a female named pancake
>>677280305
>>677286017
get your "derp" shit out of my caturday thread
>>677285315
Gorgeous pussy, my friend
>>677280305
Meet Mishko
>>677284417
your a weird little shit frank, and i dont get ya
>>677286289
That's a stupid name. I'll never call kitty by that stupid name.
her name is princess leia
>>677286526
Not here where I live, it's actually quite common. Actually spelled "Miško".
And the name was actually my sisters idea, I didn't like it either.
>>677286203
hes name is sixten and are 15 years old
>>677285878
Fucktard detected.
I never keep more than two cats. I rescue strays by getting them fixed and all kept up with the vet. Than give them away to good homes or just feed them if they're semi-feral.
>>677286807
10/10 kitteh
RIP olivia
Sharkie and Obsidian. Born within two weeks of eachother, different moms and same dad.
>>677283124
>Persian
refugee, lol
>>677287109
awe, gorgeous calico
R.i.p.
Marv and his son Leo
>>677280305
Funny, my first cat was named Neo. He was the craziest hunter I've ever seen. Will always remember him catching two birds at once and I was like "Wtf, this was some matrix level shit, the name is relevant."
My father didn't want to "fix him" because... "I won't cut the balls of another male being no matter what".
This motherfucker had balls the size of an orange and was 24/7 outside fighting for his territory, ears scratched and shit.
Once he was a grown-up he stopped sleeping inside and was just chilling in the veranda at night.
He was a fucking cat lord. Pretty sure he died cause one day he never came back to the house. My guess is he got ran over.
Sad end, to such a cat berserker life.
nemo
O'Malley
>>677285844
4/10
>>677286017
3/10
>>677286289
7.5/10
>>677286807
8/10
>>677286964
7/10
>>677287020
10/10 perfect kitty
>>677287109
8/10
>>677287173
7/10 OP here, my kitty was a single litter, were convinced he consumed his litter mates because hes a dense 20 lb ball of solid muscle
>>677287453
8/10
was my Moo
>>677287246
There are no such thing as Persian refugees you retard. All of them are Arab (Syrian, Iraqi, etc.) Persian means from Iran and Iran is a pretty stable country.
>>677287684
>>677287339
>Your order from Amazon is being processed.
>>677287744
persian means from persia, asshat, which no longer exists
>>677287639
Sounds like a badass tomcat, maybe fucked too many queens and got feline aids.
Posting some of the cats I had, they are siblings
Oliver
>>677287173
One more of Obsidian. She knows she's not supposed to be on the table, but fuck da police
Batou aka bud
>>677287639
Had one of those growing up.
Named him Boo Boo for all the
battle scars from his turf wars.
>>677287639
cats kill billions of birds a year
His name is Puti
Original name Mogli, but my dad kept calling her Boog for some reason (like the bear from Open Season), so the name stuck
>>677287928
and the second one
Livia
>>677287981
so do humans, snakes, disease all sorts of things kill birds. It's just nature.
>>677286979
Hoarder confirmed.
Jazz
>>677287855
Persia changed its name to Iran in 1935 you illiterate dumbfuck. It's still the same country (geographical corsets+people). Google it nigger.
>>677287744
>>677288193
i just think it's impressive
>>677287744
there are many refugees from "stable countrys"
>>677288378
we just call those immigrants
>>677284417
Your cat's face is like that meme face, you know the one.
![2d274907933867-jeff-goldblum-independence-day-today-150304_b7ec84106e11db164b0546141f85da55[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EAfSDKT.jpg "2d274907933867-jeff-goldblum-independence-day-today-150304_b7ec84106e11db164b0546141f85da55[2].jpg")
>>677288549
>>677288570
10/10 so cute, would def tickle those little feets
>>677288378
Those are normal immigrants who actually contribute to their host nations! Not like Syrian refugees who throw bottles at random trucks.
>>677288728
Get out of here pervert!
>>677288216
snarf my queefs faggot
>>677288888
FUCK YOU
>>677288820
>>677288888
wasted quints
>>677287883
He was a badass, looked like one too.
I liked see him walk over to the house in the morning, after a night of god knows what buttfuckery, with his "human, I need some rest" look. Even for a cat, his eyes were so fucking dead serious, looked like a stone cold killer coming back from a mission every damn time haha.
I liked this cat, I liked the thought of him handling his business as he cares and have us to fall back one when he was tired of war.
I found that glorious.
>>677287948
Haha, nice name. Ours was named like that cause the day we had it my father told me "your friend wanna name him Victor, I don't really like it, you have 30 seconds to find something else or we'll have to deal with it."
Liked the fact that Neo turned out as a fighter and not a couch cat.
>>677287981
Yeah, I guess, but this time was so funny.
>be me, chilling in the living room
>watching two magpies (or whatev birds) on the grass
>Suddenly out of nowhere fucking Neo comes with the speed of light
>Right paw on one
>Left paw on the other
>Proceeds to bite the first one and keep the second pined down with his left paw
>Dafuq did I just see ?
>>677288888
>quints
apropos
Tofu
>>677288888
Obese quints
>>677288728
I know that feel
>>677288888
FAT CAT HAS SPOKEN
>>677289015
It was my little bro that wanted to name him Victor btw. Sorry for the typo.
Tomoko
If dubs you have to kiss your cats nose as fast as you can, rolling
>>677288836
If only you didn't spend all your time hoarding neighborhood cats.
>>677289015
Aw that's awesome. I had a stray like that, was a definite alpha tomcat. Big balls too and big frame, had a weird helmet head. Nick named him Attila. Feline aids got him though, before I could trap him and get him neutered.
Here are my two cats, Aku (left) and Lister (right). They are wonderful.
This is Atlas
Better picture of Atlas
>>677289276
I got them fixed and vaccinated so they wouldn't breed more you dick, how the fuck is that hoarding if they are then set up for adoption or release? I have to pay a pet tax for my pets at my estate so I only have two.
>>677289820
wew lad
Kyra
>>677289809
Floofy tail/10 cuteness
Here is both Kyra and Atlas
This is Napoleon.
Bobo
>>677290033
I know that guy !
>>677288271
>changed name
exactly, persia doesnt exist anymore. youre making my own point for me. there is not currently a country in the world called "persia"
Mine is camera shy.
>>677287941
Sick reference brah
>>677288888
10/10
This is Mün
Her name's Edea.
>>677290284
thats a fairly dangerous game
>>677290390
You got to show them who's the man around the house
>>677290475
He's deaf. But he's happy. He lives with his brother Kodama. He takes care of him.
>>677290605
>>677280305
>His name is Moprheus
Why? Does he sleep a lot?
>and I think you meant Morpheus
>>677290605
i make sure my cat knows its not always the hunter. sometimes ill lure him in with something then pounce on him myself
![1421554537762[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hJO7zY3.jpg "1421554537762[2].jpg")
>>677290682
>I think you meant Morpheus
>>677290682
youre right, i did. and no, its because hes black
>>677290652
Here's the two of them.
Nefertiti Velociraptor Master Exploder Kittenloaf III, esq.
>>677290376
But people from Iran are called Persian. It's their ethnicity (Pars) not nationality. They speak the Persian language and they call themselves Persian. Do you understand?!!
' Buk.. he kicks ass
>>677290914
Watson Elizabeth DeBris, experiencing snow for the first time.
>before he got thrown into it
>>677290672
Top notch.
>>677286835
You are Polish.
This is Goldie, he is cute af
>>677291109
hnng
>>677288374
martial arts kitteh
![cat-lady[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RM72VE3.jpg "cat-lady[1].jpg")
>>677280305
>Moprheus
Faggot probably can't dodge arrows.
>>677291109
>cute af
definitely
>>677291073
Wrong, but nice guess.
>>677291231
>>677291109
10/10 would phagocyte
>>677291109
>>677290682
>>677290815
although he does sleep a lot
>>677291336
Aww.
>>677290310
faggot
>>677290804
Now read the post I linked to
You don't need to apologise, but when you see it you'll shit bricks
Ol' Gus
>>677291231
you come near my cat and ill murder your entire extended family. but not you. ill make your life so miserable and unbearable youll kill yourself for me.
Rufus " the dude"
>>677290475
>>677290652
>>677290873
Not so classy here.
>>677291629
>you do literally anything i'll stand there like a little faggot and take it
>>677291686
Interesting. I'd read that white cats with mis-matched eyes are often deaf
>>677291286
Czech?
>>677291907
Nah, Croatian.
>>677291906
The mis-matched one isn't deaf. His blue eyed brother is. I think eye color doesn't matter for the deafness. If they have some angora remains, they have a chance, mis-matched eyes or not.
This is my cat Moe. Bad assed cat. He is a Norwegian forest cat. Had him about 9 years now
>>677291569
Your mom says different , ball bag
Here is a wild one in action
>>677282022
My apex predator became an apex lazy ass
this is Rezső
>>677291981
Shoot.
>>677288330
>>677288570
>>677288836
>>677289070
>>677289237
>>677289681
>>677290010
these get my highest cat rating which is "That is a nice fuckin kitty right there"
>>677292987
10/10 you win
>>677281723
fake and gay
this is Tweely - Sue
she's 14 years old
>>677284417
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST KILL IT WITH FIRE
Butters licking his balls
>>677290925
>persian
>implying they are from persia
>which doesnt exist aanymore and is now iran
>theyre iranians
>>677293606
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persian_people
Now STFU you dickhead.
>>677284417
Gorgeous. Don't listen to the haters
>>677293841
>wikipedia
>"oh im a jackass who believes everything they read on the internet"
>>677294111
Oh yeah. I almost forgot about the worldwide conspiracy putting online false information about the Persian people....
>>677284417
I like this cat
i like your cato
>>677280872
"I'm gonna pounce on the first nigger
that walks by."
>>677284417
It's disgusted with itself.
>>677291834
My favorite thus far.
>>677280305
Wouldpet/10
>>677284417
That face is priceless.
>>677291834
I'll have 5 pls
>>677287246
>>677287744
>>677288378
>>677288481
Reminder that the only shit thing about the middle east is the humans
>>677292449
That cat is eyeballing the fuck out of that fox.
>>677294111
>"you should trust me"
>"ME!!"
>"a shouting butthurt anonymous person is always more trustworthy than info-sites. You b-baka!"
>>677291570
You on the spectrum, /b/rah.
>>677294393
clearly.... its common knowledge
>>677280305
Cat bump!
