For those who were in my thread yesterday, I'm the guy who had
>a (female) buddy coming over to give me a blowjob
> We agreed to exchange the oxycodone and valium pills that she found in my room and belonged to a former roomate for a BJ
>she arrived at my place and I had to abandon thread
>you guys were right about not giving her anything before, and keeping some on the side...
Probably no one will stumble by and recognize the thread, but I figured I'd give it a shot since I got some good counsel, figured I would share the story.
Anyone interested?
>>677210550
I'm game. Sounds like you fucked up. Learning experience just move forward
Yes. Share the story
Go forth
Proceed
Hurry the fuck up. Tell us the tale of your autism
Hurry up, faggot! I've got shit posting to do!
>>677210814
Ok guys, I wouldn't say fucked up but... let's go
Some context for those who missed it
>found 12 "Oxycodone 80" and 60 "Valium 10" pills in my room with female buddy around
>don't know dick about meds, only smoke weed and not that much anymore
>Buddy start asking me if I could give them to her
>lol why for? What do they do?
>Ends ups telling me she is a secret opiate addict (don't know what she is supposedly addicted to)
>Long story short, she proposed to give me a BJ in exchange for the meds
>I ask around, holy shit these are expense I could sell them to pill heads at school
>but female buddy is sexy, 7 or 8/10, not serious date material because she has fucked so many dudes
>>677211499
Honesty is key
>>677211811
That's about $1200 in pills street value $600 quick cash
>>677210550
Why hello Mr. Bates.
>>677212086
Yeah, he definitely fucked up if he gave her all of them for one bj. Could have spread that out over a long time
>>677211811
So yesterday around 10 PM she arrives at my place, like many times before
>Hey anon, thanks for helping me out
>I'm fresh out of the shower, put 2 beers on the table, I had rolled a couple of joints in advance and we light one up
>I wanted to discuss a bit because she seemed to think that she would get everything for 1 BJ
>learned in the previous thread that I had more than 600$ worth of pills
(cont)
>>677212086
I'd have gave her some in small amounts over a month. Or wait till she's desperate and give her less than usual
>>677212447
Easily over $600 , I sell those $10, $5e or 5x20
Frasc of 80x10=800
60x5=300 *200 if sold by 20s
That's $1100
You have a pic of this friend?
>>677212447
Post faster fag
>>677212927
For real. More than 5 lines a post god damn
>>677212447
>I casually tell her that I asked online and "wow can you believe they are worth that much?"
>I can tell she is disappointed
>"Soooo... how many pills would you ask for that BJ De Luxe I asked for?"
>"Well the whole box, I thought that was the deal, who told you they were worth that much?"
>We talk a bit, keep smoking up, and then she tells me that she would suck me off and swallow for half the pills
>I want her to be happy with her end of the deal, but I forgot to mention ITT that I could really use the cash I could make it selling them, so the dilemma was real
>>677212579
Roomate a pharmacist, if he drops a pill he is suppose to throw the pill away. But he brings them home instead, 30-40 at a time. Pill heads don't by 2-3 at a time. They'll clean you out. Buy 10+ Ata a time. You could of sold everything within a week
>>677213281
Post...faster....
I dont have an hour to follow your dumbass story 10 lines every ten minutes
>>677213934
>this
>>677213281
>I propose 5 oxy pills and 10 valiums 10 instead
>she seems disappointed, but I make a quick mental calcul and I realize it's a damn good deal for one BJ, but the fact that she is not a prostitute but a College buddy arouses me
>I give her the pills, she seems pretty happy, then we move to my room
>I had rolled a joint and brought a fresh beer to rink while I'm getting this BJ that I can't wait for now
>I sit on my bed, she drops to her knees, starts massaging me through my shorts, asking me if I could spare another oxy maybe and I could do whatever I wanted with her head, and she would not resist
>>677213934
Fuuuuuck OP... for real yo
>>677214162
NIGGA JUST FINISH THE STORY IN ONE POST
>>677213281
>caring about her happiness
Faggot/10 you deserve to be broke
>>677214162
You're a fucking terrible storyteller. Also, if she seems disappointed in the amount of pills she's getting, tell her to pound the pavement and gtfo you beta faggot.
Pics OP
>>677214687
This
OP you are one dumb nigger you know that. Hurry the fuck up
>>677214162
>ok, one more because I wanted to try something I ever dared with my GFs
>She starts by taking a sip of beers, and with the cold liquid in her mouth she managed to slid my dick without anything spilling, and she starts going back and forth while drinking the beer, it's like fireworks of bubbles, on my dick
>I tell her that this is great, she tells me with hot drinks like morning coffee it's even better
>She keeps sucking, it feels weird because It's not my GF, I ask her again if it's cool if I cum in her mouth, she gives me a thumb up,
>she tells me to stand up, I oblige, she grabs my ass and start deep-throating me, nice, I let her for a while
>>677214162
I could get my own bitch to work for pills in the time it takes you to write 5 lines of text you lousy fuck
>>677215106
Cont pls
>>677211499
>>677215106
I swear, the only reason you're posting this slow is because you're building up for some lame shit
nice tits
>>677215106
continue bitch im almost coming
>>677215106
OP, what the actual fuck?
>>677215222
OP is a faggot
>>677215552
>coming
>>677215106
>Then I feel like I'm going to finish, and tell her to get on my bed, no, on your back and let your head drop
>she understand what I want to do and asks me if that was the thing I never did before
>Yeah, and I start fucking her throat from that position, she takes it like a champ, I tell her I'm about to cum, she nods, an nnnhggghhghnnnn
>I fall back on my bed, at that point I don't care anymore, but she swallows and then playfully open her mouth for inspection
>we lay on my bed, smoking the last joint
>I tell her it was real good, and then she says
>"Haha, I'll give you double of what you promised me good?"
>"haha not *that* good but it was great
>Then out of nowhere she starts getting pissed off
>>677216032
lol
You expected more from a woman?>>677216032
>>677216032
come on you nigger should have pulled the rug out. Who needs female friends anyway?
>>677215813
whitman so handsome
>>677216032
>I the procees to yank off her shirt
>she screams
>I punch her in the throat
>take off her pants
>stick my dick in
>she screams again
>I thrust in and out, brutally raping her
>come inside her
>leave
>>677216032
Did she end up breaking all your fingers so you have to type this with your dick?
>>677216032
>suddenly the DEA busts through all windows and doors
>I look at her and she looks at me with a cold gaze.
>you're busted for prostitution and drug selling, she says.
>All agents are more than 6' 5" tall and black
>They rip my clothes of and take their pants off
>You know why we're here, OP
>That's how I got more drugs than I'll ever know what to do with.
>>677216032
Lol, played like a champ OP. This is how you take advantage of drug sluts.
Well, you are negotiating with an addict. You broke a important rule in negotiation - don't get emotional. Yeah, you fucked up pretty good. Live and learn, live and learn.
Kek
>>677216514
>leavs own house lel
>>677216032
>Then out of nowhere she starts getting pissed off
>Is shocked a junkie would be irrational
Bump since thread fell to pg 6
>>677216032
>Asks why I won't pony up more drugs for a meh blow-job
>I ned them to buie hose
>Calls me a fucking retard, yanks on my pecker until it starts to go purple
>no yankeee pwease :<
>"You fucking bitch! I've EARNED more! I appeased your stupid fucking fetish now hand them over!"
>pwease no moe huwties mastoh :<
suck it slowly no teeth
Hurry the fuck up OP
>>677216032
>What do you mean not great, I swallowed your cum anon
>I tell her t was fine, but we agreed on a price
>Price? You think I'm a whore? It was an *exchange* with a *friend*, I thought you were mature enough to understand but you're starting to annoy me.
>Ok no problem, just take what I gave you and leave if you're going to bitch at me
>(I just came so I don't care, she is really starting to act like a bitch)
>Anon, you don't even need these pills, I do, that would save my life if had a stash like that, that would hold me for...
>No no I'm keeping the rest, I can sell you some if you want but I checked the prices and... (and that point my dick was still out)
(cont)
this is weird
>>677217468
OH boy here we go
This story is starting to suck
>>677217468
she better not rat like a bitch
>>677217468
Fucking hell I hope she cut it off, time wasting faggot.
>>677217884
Or say he raped her. Sounds like something likely to happen in this situation.
>>677217468
Fuck off you're not even OP
>>677217208
Do continue
>>677217737
aha but some of the fake "finale" ones were decent
>>677216608
i kek'd
>>677217208
more please hahahaha
>>677217468
>I put my flaccid dick inside my pants
>try to defuse the situation, I tell her she can shoot up at my place if she wants (I don't know dick about hard drugs, I thought everything ws injected)
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT
>That you can g
>I'm a fucking junky right? I DON'T EVEN SHOOT UP I SNORT IT JESUS FUCK
>Ok chill out, maybe you should go
>she get up, gets her stuff, tell me that I'm a cunt and she can't believe what just happened
>she tries to spit at me but the saliva end up on her chin
>I burst out laughing, didn't mean to but that was funny
(cont)
(cont)
hurry up op, you take too long to type faggot
You fucked up op pill head bitches are the worst scum they would sell their own kids for a fix
>>677218660
/thread - OP is a cunt
>>677218660
>she gets really mad
>hurls herself at me
>before I realize what happens
>she scratches my eyes out
>thank god I found that cheap braille computer
>at the faggot store
>that's why I'm so slow guys
>I'm sorry, but did the Hooker already lose? Oh, that’s right. The transaction isn’t even over yet. In fact, it’s only halftime. Does not having the pills at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you make this topic when the trade is still on? The Hooker is still playing right now and she has been the best slut in the Dorm for how many years now? She's battling one of the worst addictions on campus that just happens to have a lead because it's feeding off the energy of smoking a pole. But you know what? They still fucking suck. That hooker is one of the best fucking tramps in the dorms, she went balls deep last year and would of won more pills if she didn’t choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you’re going to be embarrassed when the hooker wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, OP just stepped out of bounds short of the sealing the deal when he needed to close, just like the Pills did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these anti-Hooker topics because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like the slut because they’re good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking hookers on the board, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot out your threads now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>>677218660
>She starts to cry, tells me I'm an asshole
>she goes to leave
>before she goes I say that you can have 1 more pill if you don't tell anyone about how small my dick is
>she says something like that is worth 2 pills at least
>can'tletThisGetOut.jpg
>fine, hand her 2 pills
>she leaves
>I post slow as fuck on 4chan for the next hour
>>677219008
You made me day, thanks for the explanation
>>677219131
This fucking shit
>>677219131
nice
>>677216514
>>677216608
kek'ed
Are 50 "oxy 15" worth any thing???
>>677219131
KEKE'D
>>677216608
>>You know why we're here, OP
>>677219820
NO YOU MIGHT AS WELL FUCKING FLUSH THEM HOLY KEK. MAYBE TO 12 YEAR OLDS THEY WILL DO SOMETHING
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>677219131
>o cry, tells me I'm an asshole
>>she goes to leave
>>before she goes I say that you can have 1 more pill if you don't tell anyone about how small my dick is
>>she says something like that is worth 2 pills at least
/thread
>>677219131
Lost
>>677220248
>o cry, tells me I'm an asshole
>>she goes to leave
>>before she goes I say that you can have 2 more pills if you don't tell anyone about how small my dick is
>>she says something like that is worth 3 pills at least
/thread
>>677218660
>Then outta no where tyrone appears
>"didu fuk maaaa guuurlll!
>ohshit.jpg
>Tyrone goes ape
>I try to run
>but Tyryones monkey arms cling on to nme
>rips down pants
>i get blacked
>based druggy friend laughs
>SHOULD OF TOLD ME IT WAS GOOD ANON
>I post slow on 4chan for the next hour
i want this story to end c'mon
>>677220722
>>677219008
fucking kek'd so hard
>>677219008
bumping again... but op may be kill. last bump
>>677218660
>She calls me a loser and leaves
>I feel bad and try to open the door and talk to her
>My dick got hard after she spit at me, I saw thinking of the cum she just swallowed
>She sees it and yells about how gross I am
>Slams the door on my dongus and my fingers
>I'm now typing this with my nose
Hope you liked my story guys, what a thrilling conclusion to the story eh?
Come on OP, I gotta know what happened
>>677210550
hurr durr, drug fags, you get what you deserve
>>677222170
superkek
>>677218660
Ok it has been half an hour Sage this shit
>>677222911
yeah, this is getting ridiculous OP
Alright, cocks or puppies, boys? I'll take requests and post 'em if I got 'em.
>>677210550
What's wrong with her tits? Gross
>>677217468
>save my life
kek
>>677223395
They're tattoos, genius.
>>677222716
du duda daaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
>>677219131
>>677219008
K E K
E
K
>>677223855
That is one fucked up dick
>>677219008
Topfuckingkek
Took a screenshot of this shit>>677219008
>>677223119
what the fuck is that
>>677224425
>>677223855
>>677223473
You're a good man. Keep it up.
>>677223855
I have always wanted to know what would happen if a dick got AIDS. Thanks anon.
Is this guy Fucking serious ? It's been 2h30 people are waiting for the end
it must take this guy months to write a single college paper
>>677224809
>>677224607
>>677224525
>>677224985
I'm glad you appreciate my art
I don't think OP's gonna post any more guys
and is it seriously just me in here with my cock party or what?
>>677223119
is that a fucking mushroom?
>>677210550
who is this girl???
>>677226102
>>677225136
>Anonymous
Holy shit this thread is still alive?
OP here, was busy controlling damage
The chick is getting crazy on FB because I told my roomate that she came by to suck my dick for pills that I found
>long story but she *finally* left for good when he arrived
and he teased her about it on FB....
I didn't tell him to be discreet about it, but I thought it would be obvious.
What a clusterfuck, I have hidden the stash in my secret spot behind the wall, because she wants more Oxycodone and valiums now that apparently "everyone knows about it!!!!!"
I just told one person, and was gentlemanish enough not to secretly film it like I had originally planned.
Lesson learned, I'm selling the rest, don't wan't to see this chick anymore but she is in my group of friends so... hopefully things will get better between us because she was a good friend for a chick.
>>677226498
You should fuck her for the rest of the drugs and, that time, film it.
>>677225564
That's almost hot.
>>677226498
dont fuck with crazies boyo
>>677226498
>p
finally now make a greentextty so i can keky
>>677226498
Ignore her for a few days. If she sees you in person just say you already sold the rest but you'll give her a 20 for another sukki sukki
>>677226102
wtf? guys can be roasties too?!?
>>677210550
OP i was there yesterday. I told you the blowjob thing would end up badly. I was the one telling you to sell them all and tell her you werent comfortable with her giving you sexual favours for the pills.
OP is a retard faggot and I hope he goes an hero,
404 thread
>>677228512
shes obviously an unstable person if shes willing to suck cock for drugs
I reckon OP should have sold them, lied to her, got the blowy then gave her some tic tacs
>"Anon, Ill eat peanut butter out of your asshole for some more pillz."
>As I'm contemplating the amount...
>Tyrone, the Nigger Nogger Asshole Clogger suddenly appears.
>"BITCH, you bettah gib me dat sweet white ass."
>I don't even argue. I get down on all fours and drop muh drawers.
>BLACKED
>Tyrone blows his special sauce in my boi pussy
>I'm so overwhelmed I can't move.
>Tyrone and the whore steal all of my drugs, and my Yugi Oh cards.
>I stuff my asshole full of Anbesol and type really fucking S L O W until my asshole leaks.
>>677229267
>>677222170
>>677220722
>>677219131
>>677219008
Kek to all of you
>>677229267
kek
