You awaken in the back of a police car.
You have no memory of how you got here.
Dubs decides what to do.
Shit pants, use shit as lube to jerk off, eat your own cum and shit mixture.
>>677210397
Use handcuffs as fetish to get yourself off and cum as lube to get handcuffs off.
star screaming like a gorilla, shit and pee on your pants.
Ask the driver if he's watched cool cat yet
Rape
>>677210924
this
>>677210556
Off by one
>>677210924
Rolling for this>>677210924
>>677210397
be a real man and kill yourself by just not breathing
Cop drives into oncoming traffic and crashes vehicle you get out by way of missing door
jerk it in the back seat.
Corporate until I'm in prison, figure I have a better chance to escape from prison than the squad car.
>>677211649
Roll
Seduce the cop, but when you go down to suck his dick, bite his dick off and then, while he's screaming, headbutt him, grab the keys with your cuffs, get done with that, then take his dick as a trophy, then go home and post it as a greentext story how you fucked a cop.
Say nothing the entire ride. Then once I get to jail, find the biggest nigger in the herd...and suck his dick so good that he cums in front of everybody. I become his bitch and nobody fucks with me. Then I kill him in his sleep and with a mixture of blood, shit, and cum write "m4m looking for a sexy new slave to please me" and wait for the sweet boipussy to come rolling in.
>>677211481
Rawl
>>677211649
This
Pee thought the cage
Tell the officer that you're into bondage, and you have a diamond-hard boner at that moment
>>677211799
Winter
>>677211799
THROUGH**
>>677211799
FUCKING
WITNESSED
>>677210924
Rolling for this
>>677211866
DOUBLE DUBS
>>677211799
Pee, thought the cage as it squirted urine all over the cop car.
Inform the Cop that I am not a Nigger and therefore did not commit the crime and if he could kindly release his fellow white brother it would be greatly appreciated.
>>677211799
Winner
Come on op, 'pee thought the cage'
>>677211799
Hahahahha perfect
>>677211799
You manage to stealthily unzip your pants and try to pull out your dick but you are shocked to find that you do don't have a cock but just a smooth patch of skin where it should be.
What the hell is going on?
Dubs decides what we find out next
>>677212393
Tell the cop I'm white and this is all a big misunderstanding.
>>677211892
Witnessed what you fucking pleb, a pair of dubs? Or a typo? Because neither of those are achievements
>>677212393
Casually find out we were playing a femanon and attempt to piss through cage less effectively
>>677211956
You are autistic m8
>>677212393
Poop through the cage
>>677212789
*poop thought the cage
>>677212393
fuck off Brandi, 4chan's new set up tells us Lena was real OP
faggots like you cant ruin Lena's threads anymore now
>>677212789
Reroll for this
>>677212393
Start masturbating
>>677212983
Rolling for this.
>>677212393
Choke yourself using the handcuffs
>>677212983
>>677212730
the turnabout
>>677212944
Hallelujah
>>677212944
Winrar
>>677212944
>>677212789
Winner
>>677212944
well damn
Poops, eats poop, chokes, dies, becomes ghost, haunts driver, opens door, goes back in body, runs away confused and shitty.
>>677212393
Talk about some shit, say that you're from Atlanta, then cops hits a zombie. You get out by kicking the window out and find a shotgun next to his corpse wich starts moving.
>>677213536
Walking dead my ass. More like walking genitalia. Dicks with legs.
>>677212944
Best win
>>677210397
Tell the cop not to hit the fucking zombie on the highway and crash the car in a ditch, which will lead in me getting a nasty cut on my leg leg.
*Anyone?*
>>677210397
You shut in your hands, mold it into a gun shape, and threaten the cop
>>677213808
I got u fam
>>677212944
You manage to pull your pants down and get yourself into position.
You push with all of your might and a couple sloppy logs of shit fire form your ass into the drivers part of the car.
The cop turns and looks shocked and disgusted.
He shouts angrily that the car is gonna smell like shit for weeks.
He parks and gets out with murder in his eyes.
You are in for it now.
You imagine what kind of beating you're gonna get once he opens the door and pulls you out.
Dubs decides how you'll possibly get out of this.
>>677213833
This.
i spread my ass cheeks and let the officer have my way with my anus
no homo
Pull out my dick and bite it off
>>677213915
Shit real hard that your but prolapses, this impresses the cop
>>677213915
Use handcuffs as garotta, rape the corpse
>>677214150
Roll
>>677213915
Slam the cop's head into the passenger door when he opens it
Animorph into a nigger faggot and break through. Rape the cop then animorph back into my original form. Then blame it on niggers.
>>677213915
Become a masochist and enjoy the beating. Surely he'll stop hitting us when we cum.
>>677214311
Winner
>>677214311
Winrar
Ask the cop what the safe word is
>>677213915
Use handcuffs to choke yourself which turns you on so much that your dick literally emerges from beneath your pelvic skin. The officer witnesses this and passes out so you rape him using the blood dripping from your pelvis as lube
>be silent
>if asked questions use the 5th
>comply with processing
>demand attorney
sage
>>677214662
Fuck off attornigger
>>677214311
A well timed kick to the door knocks the cop down.
He is stunned but likely only for a few seconds.
Dubs decides what to do next,
>>677214894 grab the keys, unlock handcuffs, steal the car
>>677214894
grab his gun and kneecap the fucker
>>677214894
Steal his weapon, whip him with it and take a good ol' shit on his face
shit in his mouth
>>677214894
Choke him out with handcuffs
>>677214894
Strangle the cop with handcuffs, rape him using whatever phallic object around and then >>677215016
>>677215111
Allison wins
>>677215111
Winrar
>>677214894
Insert finger into cop's anus in order to achieve orgasm.
>>677214894
Pin him and start to rape his tiny ass
>>677215111
Rape the cop and claim him as my bitch
>>677215111
You squat down and quickly shit into the stunned policeman's mouth. He gags softly but his eyes are still closed.
He seems to be coming around. Dubs decides what to do next
(sorry for the wait I was in a heathstone match)
>>677215738
Stir the shit in his mouth like your finger in a mojito.
>>677215738
Choke him to death by pulling handcuffs over neck and pulling back
ran away while trying to flap
>>677215738
Suck his dick
>>677215984
Re roll
do the helicopter dick
>>677215984
Attempt II
>>677215738
Easy. Rape him.
>>677215738
Sever own penis
>>677215738
Grab car keys and get out of there
>>677216075
We have no dick
>>677215984
Re roll
>>677215738
Remove own testicles
>>677216075
>>677216060
Fugitive does not have a penis.
>>677215984
Try again
>>677215738
Take off his pants and start sucking his cock.
>>677215984
I try
>>677215738
Propose marriage to police officer
>>677216160
Ok, then shove his baton up his ass
>>677215738
Put dick in poopy mouth.
>>677215984
Attempt 7
>>677215738
Sever my penis
>>677215984
Attempt 8
>>677215738
whip his dick out, get it hard and start bouncing on it like a whore
>>677216268
rollin
Take his dick and meld it onto our body.
scoop the poop out of his mouth and carry it with you as you make a break for it
>>677215984
INFINITE TRIES
>>677216281
rr for justice
>>677215984
RR for try
>>677215738
Remove my eyes
Curb stomp American history x style
>>677215998
Roll
Surrender
>>677215998
reroll
>>677215984
Infinite
>>677215738
Search his body for the keys to your cuffs / his gun
>>677215984
I TRY AND I TRY OOOH
>>677215984
Hey try
swap cloth and hand cuff him place him in back seat act like a cop take him to a random location place on his knee put gun to his head and only set him free only if he sings the Lamby Lamby song
>>677215984
JUST TRY
>>677215738
Pose for selfie with officer
>>677215998
keep rolling
>>677216281
Please
>>677215984
TRY OOOH
Apologize profusely for your actions. Confide in the cop about your struggles with autism. Please for forgiveness and turn yourself in.
>>677215984
roll
OP here.
Coffee break since no one is making any GETS
Use ninjitsu to transform into a wolf, paws are small enough to get coughs off and run into the night
>>677215738
Suck officers dick
>>677215998
this
>>677216747
Reroll
>>677215984
this
>>677215984
TRY MAN TRY
Rub shitty ass on cops face
>>677215738
Chop off officer's cock and balls and staple them where yours should be. Proceed to rape.
>>677216804
this
also what anti-dubs thread curse is this
>>677215738
Dry tongue officers anus
>>677215984
COME ON DUDE, TRY
steal car and masturbate on the way hom
>>677215984
Rolling for this
>>677215984
COME ON
>>677216933
WITNESSED
>>677215738
Eat shit from officer's mouth
>>677216833
Winrar
>>677216933
>>677216833
Winrar
>>677216833
>>677216687
reroll
>>677216833
Fuck, winrar
>>677215738
Steal his penis and use it in order to replace our own missing member, then pee on him with it.
>>677216833
YOU RUINED THIS DOWN SYNDROME KIDS DREAMS. MONSTER
>>677216933
>>677211413
You know that you start to breath again after going unconscious, right?
>>677216833
Winrar
>>677216933
CHECKED
>>677216833
You begin to apologize repeatedly as the cops eyes snap open and he gags and spits your shit out.
You admit to him that you struggle with autism.
He doesn't seem to hear you as he wretches laying on his side.
Once he composes himself you are in a world of trouble unless dubs does something!
>>677217607
Choke him to death with handcuffs and shit. Make sure his uniform isn't stained
>>677217607
Commence Operation: Fellatio
>>677217794
REEEE ROOOLLL TRYYY
>>677217794
TRY
R
Y
>>677217607
wait for him to recover
>>677217794
Bro, try
kick him then run like all holy hell and hide in a wallmart
>>677217607
>>677217794
just try and try
>>677217607
Kill him, starting the legacy of a serial killer named Dickless autismo, to be feared for years
>>677217607
Propose marriage to police officer
>>677217794
YOU TRY AND YOU TRY
>>677217607
Grab firmly onto his junk with both hands squeeze tightly and twist until the pop free, then attach them to yourself and reclaim your manhood.
>>677217794
TRY TRY TRY
>>677217607
Suck officers dick
>>677218050
roll
>>677218122
>>677217607
Take his gun while his still in a daze, force him to put his mouth on the curb and stomp his teeth into it.
>>677218050
Roll
>>677218122
>>677218122
Winner
>>677218122
TOP KEK WINRAR
pull out your phone and take pic of cop throwing up shit then kill him with a rock off the street after that start a rekt thred
>>677210397
I choose to say nothing when the cop questions me. I say nothing as he swerves to miss a zombie and rolls us off the road
>>677218122
>>677218452
Did you just..?
>>677218545
Yes
>>677218122
You rip of his dick.
It wont't stay stuck to the place where your own dick should be.
The cop bleeds out quickly.
Dubs decides
>>677218994
thread is dead
>>677210397
>Knock out whom ever is driving
>Knock out partner in passenger seat
>Take control of cruiser
>Pull cruiser over to side of road
>Strip officers of uniforms,guns taser,cuffs,ect
>Dump bodies of officers in a remote place where no one can find them
>Dress in officer clothing with name badge
>Drive around all day arresting beautiful women with BS fake warrant
>Rape fest all day
>>677218994
eat severed dick
>>677218994
search for your dick in his asshole
>>677218994
Steal police uniform and gear. Get out of cuffs and let's go on the run
>>677218994
Better call Saul!
>>677219130
Someone's late to the party.
>>677219217
roll
>>677219023
try to find his keys
>>677218994
Tape dick to forehead, ask girls for dates.
Wake up from this terrible dream
>>677219217
roll again
>>677218994
Perform CPR on cops dickhole
>>677219206
rolling
>>677219299
winrar
Blow his dick like a balloon and fist him w it
>>677219299
rollin
Bang my head on window till I knock out
>>677219299
Win
Get all keys, handcuffs off, speed in car somewhere you can abandon it and start a new life as a waitress in Tennessee
>>677219299
winrar
>>677219299
win
>>677219299
You find some tape in the squad car and affix the severed cop dick to your own forehead.
You look around for the first in search of girls to ask on dates but you now notice your on the side of a rural street in the dead of night.
Dubs decides what we do now
>>677219872
Suckle on dick for warmth
>>677219872
Shove dick into asshole
>>677219872
Swallow pride and go for a late-night jog.
>>677219872
take the cops car key and drive
>>677219872
Call Saul Goodman for help
>>677220066
You mush the cops dick into your asshole.
Luckily it was prelubed with the 2 runny shits from earlier.
Dubs decides what to do next
>>677220600
Fuck asshole with mushy dick
>>677219130
This
>>677220675
An hero
>>677220600
Suck dick into asshole until fully immersed in anus
>>677220600
flag down a car and kill the first person who gives you a chance
>>677220600
Steal Uniform and handcuff keys
>>677220600
Twist own nipples while reciting lines from 'Good Will Hunting.'
>>677220821
Roll
>>677220600
Steal car keys and hat, then drive around and pull someone over
>>677220821
rollllllll
>>677220600
Slap ass and bark loudly
>>677217271
pussy
Tell the cops you will slice off your own scrotum and fry it like bologna for their breakfast while you sing "jingle balls" if they will let you go.
>>677220600
Stard dancing like a god
>>677221110
damn, almost QUADS
>>677220821
R&R
>>677220973 rolling for this
>>677220821
Ree
>>677220821
And
>>677220600
It's cold out, better skin the cop and make him into a toasty flesh jacket!
11245
>>677220821
Rollerino
>>677220999
TRIPLE
>>677220821
Check em
>>677220999
You turn the cop's mutilated body over and smack his ass.
You bark loudly into the night as you do it.
Dubs decides
Use your bonding with the cop to convince him due to your pale complexion you would never have did anything wrong, and instead that you both should go find some Nignogs to shoot...I mean arrest.
>>677221293
Rollypolly
>>677221423
Stop this tomfoolery.Snap out of Autismode for once and steal his uniform and get out of your handcuffs before daybreak, and or the send a car out to check on him.
>>677221423
Cuddle with officer and fall asleep
>>677221458
Rolling
>>677221557
Re re
>>677221423
Diddle own asshole with severed dick
>>677221557
Rool
>>677221293
Raawl
>>677221557
Rolly polly
>>677221458
Rolling for nignog confrontation
>>677221423
Dry tongue officers anus
>>677221423
Take gun.
>>677221423
Cry as the realization sinks in; you've killed the only man you'll ever love.
Fall asleep in the officer's arms.
A wild nignog bursts out of his asshole and immediately attacks you
>>677221700
Dubbers
>>677211549
because no one else thought of that
>>677221901
Rollerino
>>677211738
creative
>>677221700
Winrar
>>677221700
TWO REPEATING DIGITS
Op this is taking too long, forget the drawings, just write
>>677221557
>>677221700
Okay so you realize that you aren't accomplishming much by slapping asses and sticking things in your ass so you steal the cops uniform, uncuff yourself, and then get in the cop car and start driving.
Where to dubs?
>>677222562
Home
>>677222562
Drive into telephone pole
>>677222562
Drive to the nearest town and pull someone over
>>677222610
>tells an amnesiac to go home.
>>677222562
Drive to the local nigger suburbs and start arresting niggers for no reason
>>677222704
roll
>>677222562
Turn around, go back to police officer
>>677222562
the nearest daycare
>>677222744
Winrar
>>677222562
Listen to the scanner, respond to the first call you hear
>>677222755
Its the dead of night you fucking twat
Nice roll
>>677210397
I am obviously black and belong there.
But, using my newfound white man's intelligence I'd comply peacefully, use liberal tears to get my charges thrown out, get benefits and a college grant to a liberal arts collage somewhere warm, and fuck retard 'progressive' qts with my statistically slightly larger than average penor, all while getting reasonable grades so affirmative action puts me into a cushy high paying job, allowing me to move into a predominantly white low crime neighborhood and live like a decent human being. Join the NRA and vote republican, drink whiskey and make nigger jokes with old white men because I'm not a child who's offended by bad words.
>get shot in a drive by mowing the lawn one day because i ain't a real nigga and be disrespecting the hood and shit
>>677222562
We're definitely not showing our face for awhile. Since the K9's are gonna start sniffing. So we should probably hide the body as best we can, and drive as far as we can away from the cities. Ditch the car once we run out of gas and hide inna woods with the Officers weapons. We should wait it out a couple of months till they give up and we're rocking a bear, or longer hair if womyn.
>>677222755
You drive for 6 hours down the one road in the direction the cop originally drove from.
You don't see a single person until dawn breaks over the horrizon and you see a gas station.
You pull over and ask for directions to the nearest day care.
The old man running the place doesn't question you since you are disguised as a cop.
You arrive at the day care in the town that the station was just outside of.
You chuckle at the clever wordplay in the name of the place.
Dubs decides what to do next
>>677223426
Drive back to cop
>>677223426
Go to police station
>>677223426
Car battery to nipples
>>677223426
Remove uniform, ditch car
>>677223426
Remove dick from anus, leave on sidewalk
>>677223426 steal all the kid's snacks and shit and venture off to another daycare
>>677223426
tell the daycare staff there's a bomb threat and to evacuate the building. steal the children's lunches.
>>677223646
Roly poly
>>677223426
Drive to nearest fire station, talk mad shit
>>677212393
spread my lips and let the scent seduce the cop
>>677223554
Roll
