Waifuism thread
Rules
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualized content
>Cannot claim what is already taken (unless trips or more)
>If someone is new, compliment them with sarcasm
>have fun
Manditory c2 claim
wew lad
>Best idol claimed
Last thread for me I'm kinda tired
claiming Kururmi
Hi everyone, lets see how fast it 404's
>>677210096
Eat my e-peen
>Syndra claimed again
Did you mean you have to move computers or move residences?
Claimed.
>>677208724
No promises but We can move far away and try to keep it as safe as we can! (I guess...)
>>677208856
I'm not cute I'm a powerful scary m-mage..
>Grabs your hips and moves them in a circular motion
A-aaghn~ You're god at this..
nngh~p-please don't stop..
>>677209193
Exactly! We'd be an unstoppable explosive force of power!!
Also Claiming waifu master explosion disaster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=068VDRlyW_A
Ayy
I'm already getting tired...
>claimed
>>677210255
It could be because we're all blatant avatarfags.
Which is against the rules
![]]D ][ ]]V[[ ]]D.png](https://i.imgur.com/zvBI65V.jpg "]]D ][ ]]V[[ ]]D.png")
Laying Claim, how yall doon
doot doot
Cam we trust this C2? I haven't seen him post before.
Desu??
>>677210357
that makes sense
>i hate these threads so ill spend all my free time spamming them
>so fucking retarded he doesnt even understand the irony
>>677210302
Yeah me too.
>>677210430
That's because you're relatively new to these threads, trust me he's good.
>>677210387
*/css/md2016.*
>>677210357
shh don't tell the mods
>>677210387
is there a point to this screenshot?
>>677210554
Lurk=/=new
>>677210531
What.
I don't spam them I just make OC from your pictures
You should avoid going to the beach if you get so much sand in your vagina
>>677210578
Don't tell the plebs
>>677210291
Do you two need a few of my torpedos?
>>677210291
>Moves lower down so our lower privates are touching
>moves back to grinding
AHaah~
A.. Am I that good?
Haa~
>>677210291
I'll put my trust in you. So what's the first thing we do on the explosion path?
>>677210302
I'm no so much tired as I am just bored. Been lurking all day, haven't really done a whole lot, getting a little hungry, so it all adds up.
I figure I could sleep, but I just don't feel like spending the time in bed.
>>677210716
the plebs wont understand it if i told them
Best grill claimed
RIP the last thread
>>677211124
Desu
>>677210554
But I wanna stay here
>>677210888
Don't sleep
Eat some chicken nuggets
>>677211124
My nigga
>>677211198
Desu?
A buttload of dildos, is only one
- words of a quitter
Marie rose claimed
>>677211198
I want some chicken nuggets, but then I'd need to leave the house and it's already 11:40.
>>677210869
First off, I have to teach you how to use explosion magic! Unfortunatley that means waiting until you're leveled up... But that's not too bad right?
>>677210728
Haha why would we need any of those? I thought they were dangerous
>>677210830
>Grinds back against you a little, looking up at you and panting
Aaahn~
You're going to d-drive me crazy if you keep teasing me like this~
>>677210973
The plebs will never rebel.
>>677210682
im part of the first wave. are you sure u wanna test me?
>>677211348
>>677211355
Desu desu.
Claiming Flan
>>677211427
Desu!
>>677211198
Same here, probably gonna play some vidya in a bit though.
>>677211355
Go to Taco Bell
>>677210096
Back with the fury of a hundred thousand molluscs
Also, claimed.
Its coming up
Its coming up
Its coming up
Its DARE
>>677211584
The Taco Bell by me closed down due to... something... that they found in the back room.
>>677211422
Would you want them if they were not dangerous?
But.. hmm, probably a bad idea if Prinz Eugen gets ahold of them, never mind.
>>677211422
T.. Teasing? I'll do more if you want~
Aah~
Ha~
Ha~
Haaa~
>>677211728
Hello
>>677211568
don't leave...
>>677211792
rip
>>677211439
No, I just don't trust anyone.
>>677211804
>Desu
>>677211439
This is gonna be good
>>677211566
How do you know?
>>677211780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAOR6ib95kQ
FUCKIN LOVE THIS GUY RN
>>677210888
Those are some sick trips there.
>Checked
>Usual claim
>I really like this gif Ms. P
>>677211887
Well, you gave me the confidence. I'm going to get some good food, cozy up and finish the Hateful Eight.
Best waifu
>>677211954
Really ? Because I've been spamming desu for the past hour.
>>677211880
>Teasing
Whoa whoa whoa hold the fuck up we're crossing uncharted territory here.
>>677211887
How's it going?
>>677212010
I'm really glad you like it
>I'm happy I was able to please you
>>677211804
I mean It wouldn't hurt right? hehe and yeah that's probably a good idea...
>>677211880
I can't handle it anymore.. y-you're driving me wild!
Ahh~
Mmmph..
p-please do as you wish!
>>677211422
Not at all, whatever it takes to learn the glory of explosions
>>677211954
Nice, I was just listening to Gorillaz
>>677212175
kek
>>677212091
You put the wrong pic. This is the best waifu.
>>677211900
eh, no need for trust here.
in reality your alone in your room applying force to plastic causing electrons to move due to copper and what ever other metals are in your device.
but in your head your on 4chan being a twat
>>677211887
Not yet, things look like they're about to get entertaining.
>>677212175
>hold the fuck up
THERE
IS
NO
STOPPING
NOW
Best waifu claimed.
>>677212056
Have fun.
>don't forget to come back...
>>677212175
I'm trying to find ways to stay up. You?
>>677212292
Good.
Desu desu
>>677212274
In reality your waifu is a shit.
>>677212269
Thats bullshit my waifu can beat your waifus ass
>>677212269
>best waifu argument
this shows your new
Pls dont h8 me senpais
>>677212432
12/10 this guy wins
>>677212238
They're awful desu.
>get the coooool. Get the cool shoeshine
>>677212269
There must be some mistake here. Clearly, this is the best waifu.
>>677212437
Eye is constantly twitching because I haven't slept at all.
>>677212505
>best waifu argument
This is the only waifu argument. Ever.
>>677212505
>implying
This shows you're new.
>>677212465
going for others when your squabble is with a target. what are you 13?
>>677212713
Desu?
>>677212175
ITS TOO LATE TO GO BACK
>>677212218
>gets off of Megumin and crawls in between her legs
>licks her pussy, before sticking my tongue inside
Mmmmpf~
>>677212680
i never implied anything, i brought something to your attention. and you copy my argument, now your acting like a 6 y/o
>>677212571
I don't hate you.
>>677212675
How long have you been up?
>also your waifu a qt
>>677212841
Prinz, that's lewd...
>>677212713
>being this mad
>having a lesser waifu
What are you? A neet?
Some weird shit happens in this thread on Friday nights, wow.
Internet claimed
>>677212917
D e s u
>>677212959
go to>>677212917
you toddler
>>677212841
Cut it the fuck >>>/out/
>>677212680
>calling C2 new
What the fuck are you doing?
>>677212958
I feel like I've hit the point of no return. I can't stop now.
>>677213135
S.. Sorry okay.
>tfw I'd do it private but I don't have any way to pm Megumin
>>677212841
so we went to cringy fanfiction
>>677212959
then there's this guy
great thread I rate like 4/10
>>677213135
Desuu
>>677212917
>I never implied anything
>>Best waifu argument
>implying you didn't imply anything
>but but stop copying me
are you ok? Did I hurt your feelings? I didn't mean to.
>>677213135
i dont think they realize i was here when it started
im just gonna lower their age expectation until im at embryo
>>677212841
No ERPing in the threads man, take it somewhere else.
>>677213135
He's pretty new himself.
It's almost 6 am in the morning, don't you think it's a bit fucking late for this circlejerk of yours?
>>677213393
No because its not even 11pm.
>>677213393
Its only 4 here desu
>>677213393
>What are 'Time Zones'?
>>677213317
now going for emotions. you can tell mrs challenger gave you a gold star in art class.
emotions are out of the picture. also you havent countered my age argument, im starting to think your actually 6 y/o
>>677212958
>>677212917
>>677213135
>>677213242
>>677213358
>The lewd train has no brakes.
>Buckle up
>No seriously this started out as a joke
>Now it's a legit erp
>>677213233
>I mean I don't want everyone to hate us because of a joke
>Plus waifus are meant to be pure right?
Got anything in mind?
>>677213393
Don't you think it's a bit late for shitposting?
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
>>677213661
It's never late for that shit, sadly.
>>677213643
well I guess this will be handy
>>677213617
>counter
>but muh-trap card
I've already captured your favorite trick.
>>677213643
Don't do this please
>>677213643
My fault, I shouldn't have taken it sexual like that. I guess I shouldn't have thought about ERP.
Hmm. Add me on steam, we'll figure out through there
Htto://www.steamcommunity.com/id/xMatoi
>>677213595
So, am I talking to the past?
>>677213643
>The lewd train has no brakes.
Standing your ground? Good.
>>677213643
We've had this problem before, make a different thread, go on steam, we don't care as long as you don't do it here and don't associated it with these threads.
I don't know how to feel about this.
>>677213643
This isn't an ERP
/waifu/ disowns you
Get the fuck >>>/out/
>>677213905
No.
>>677213987
What!? If Megumin goes I go!
>>677213865
wait, your american.
NO WONDER YOU THINK YOUR WINNING THIS.
go watch some uk films and understand you have passed the point of no return.
the moment emotions come into your argument your fuckin done. also, what trick? im no magician, but i guess it would seem like that to a 3 y/o
Claiming the hottest mess to have ever lived
>>677214070
Woa, really?
Hello me from the past.
>>677213987
>/waifu/ disowns you
No.
I'll witness for Megumin if we're pulling shit like this.
>>677213717
Finally.
Goodnight desu.
>>677214115
Then go, don't erp here.
>>677213909
It's not a problem don't worry, I was just having a bit of fun, didn't want it to get so far that people were uncomfortable. We'll stop it here.
>>677213794
Love it
>>677213872
Anything for you Galko Anon
>>677213899
>I don't have steam though :(
>>677213963
Weird would probably be a good answer to that question.
>>677213987
No u
>>677214115
>>677214215
<3
>>677214198
amy, gotta love her music. true jazz
>mfw there's a civil war in a fucking waifu thread
>>677213791
Shitposting is a necessity
>>677214513
Nah, not really
>>677214505
That should be the new Marvel movie coming out, fuck Captain America.
>>677214505
We've had several, this aint nothing.
>>677214505
its more of a one sided battle, the 2nd and 3rd wave are using all their supplys while the first wave just spits on them
>>677214215
What, you like it when they ERP fuck?
>>677214115
You're welcome here.
As long as you don't ERP fuck
>>677214505
This isn't a civil war
That would imply we're the same group of people with different opinions.
And you're not one of us
>>677214298
Cya m8
>>677214332
Shit... We'll talk tomorrow. I won't let this ERP go to waste <3
Well since I've been kicked out like trash, I'll take my leave. I'll talk to you all tomorrow
Goodnight.
Lewds = fine and I stand by that
>>677214584
In a thread like this no I agree, in others however it's how I get my sick kicks.
This is fun.
>>677214907
im still waiting for yuno's counter.
this is really entertaining
Oh also
>Team Iron Man
or
>Team Captain America
Place your bets everyone place your bets
>>677214742
We'll see about that lol, goodnight!
>>677214907
Indubitably
>>677214742
Bye Prinz
try to stay calm next time
Sleep well
I didn't mean for anything of this to happen (again).
>>677214194
wait, your European.
NO WONDER YOU THINK YOUR WINNING THIS.
go watch some global films and understand you have passed the point of no return.
The moment nationality comes into your argument you're fuckin done kiddo. Also, winning what? I guess this would seem like some kind of competition to a 3yr. old.
played through a whole album thats why i wasnt here
>>677214298
>Kek'd at this whole thread
I remember when people thought I was doing this with Ms. P, when all it was were shitposts and edits to keep the thread alive.
>This is lewd af
>Shitposting and erp are a fine line
>Best to not do it and just discuss waifus/life instead
>>677215087
>Again
>Nothing actually happened lol
>>677215088
TOPKEK
>>677215038
>team there's too many fucking superhero movies
>>677214805
What are the others?, just to know.
>>677215088
Served desu.
>>677215038
pretty sure Iron Man wins in the comics
so Iron Man
>>677215088
http://kisscartoon.me/Cartoon/Regular-Show-Season-05/Episode-002-Silver-Dude?id=11339
thats you right now. be original please
Purest husbando
>>677215194
That doesn't make it any better.
Drama with not outcome might actually be worse than one with a result.
>>677215216
Mostly political threads here or shit on /v.
Some would say why not bother loli or trap threads but just spamming XD spuderman isn't doing much
>>677215305
Ayyy noice filename.
ur all cucks
>>677215161
That's pretty much what that whole thing was, just something to keep us entertained. Might have crossed the line n that last one though.. whoopsie!
I'm not even lesbian or anything like that so I could see it making me uncomfortable if it kept going much longer..
>>677215199
I like it. It's because everyone and their mom goes to see these things which means more & which means more movies it's a vicious cycle...
>>677215305
He kind of does but at the same time not really, hard to explain i guess.
>>677215554
Just ignore them tsuzu it's fine :)
>>677215524
>When the Hotline Blings just right
>>677215668
SAAAAAVE MEEEEE
>>677215782
>put "&"
>meant "$"
>kms
random question-
How tall are you?
>>677215917
6'3 up in this piece.
>>677215917
5'10'' I think, been a long time since I last weighed myself or checked my height, how about you?
>>677213717
Yes time for a little old school /b/. Desu~
>>677215462
You're sounding pretty salty right now.
Misaka Mikoto, Claimed
>>677215917
From the keel or waterline?
>>677215917
Last time I checked 6'0 maybe 5'11, hell if I know.
>>677216239
Wow fuck you desu? Are my desus even desuing right now desu?
>>677214713
They were just having fun. I don't mind.
They're alone out here as well. So I will cover them from the storm until they have adequate backup.
>>677216253
im made of salt
use me for your chips
>>677215782
Definitely far more lewd than we took it though, that's for sure kek
>For the record I don't really care either way I just found it funny
>>677215917
5'11 pencil who eats well but doesn't hit the gym
Wayne is best waifu
>>677216398
[desus internally]
>>677215917
I'd say about 5'10" but it's been a while since I was measured
>>677215917
6' 266lbs, what about you?
>>677216342
lol
>>677216145
>>677216158
>>677216364
>>677216468
>>677216567
>>677216670
>>677216876
Neat
I'm a little under 6'3"
>trying to keep it alive
>>677216342
Keel.
>>677216488
I don't like it because it gives /waifu/ a bad name.
We're different from other colonies on /b/ because we have civilized discussion.
We're not the loli/shota/fur/ communities
Holy crap all of you guys are really tall wtf
>>677215571
You're a good shitposter.
It's honestly the first time I meet a good shitposter.
Have a nice day.
Claiming best loli!
>>677216468
>>677217474
Manlet.
>>677217474
Not really. My tallest friend is around 6'8" or something
claiming best loli lover
Eyy... I got back with grub before the thread filled up
>>677217549
>You're a good shitposter.
top zozzle, never thought I'd see those two words together. Thanks, anon enjoy your day/night.
>>677217892
I'm sorry, if you got tits that big, you ain't no loli.
>>677217779
Hey the normal average height is 5'5 so I'm only an inch off =_=
>>677217892
Excellent choice.
>>677217100
I understand that.
I don't mind the ERP, but it should be decent, at least. Those two weren't decent, but I will still defend them from this "get out of my /waifu/" nonsense.
>>677217095
I had to do some research on this.
Around 25 to 30 meters in total.
Or around 147cm.
My irl size is in between. :^)
>>677218095
>"Loli lover"
>Thinks I said Sena is a loli
>Kys
>>677217849
>6'8
wew lad
>Maki
>>677218095
He meant she loves a loli. My loli in fact.
>>677218304
He's like a stick though
>Galko
>>677217779
177.8cm (5 Feet 10 Inches) Master race reporting in
Atago~
>>677217849
Holy crap. Does he play basketball? He should.
>>677218510
Ay nice.
