Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>Insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>Jerk off till you puke
>>677201240
>Jerk off till you puke
>Best goth waifu claimed
>Suicide stream tomorrow
>Get hyped
Goodnight everyone!
Gonna hit the hay.
Sleep well.
>>677201426
Rules is rules
That wasn't nice.
>>677201473
Goodnight!
Loud and lewd, waifu master explosion disaster claimed.
Claimed.
>>677201161
It was pretty cool.
He used to be in a metal band when he was my age.
So he was real cool about letting us practice at the house, and helping with gigs.
>>677201473
Goodnight Stockinganon.
Sleep well.
>>677201240
claimed!
>>677201473
Goodnight friend
>>677201426
gross
also claimed.
>>677201473
Goodnight! sleep well
>>677201240
i had a waifu for awhile.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
Claiming, how you fellas today/tonight?
fuckin great, need to work on my timing with all these, fast handed 2nd wavers
manditory c2 claim
>>677201473
Goodnight person I don't think I actually ever talk to these days.
>>677201473
night night stocking!
Ayy
Days without an anon waifu - 7,272
>>677201473
Goodnight qt
Sleep well!
>claimed
Claimed. Also fuck April Fools Day
>>677201755
Ouch. Excuse me for being late to the party.
>but not as late as u
>>677201240
I already did
>>677201704
dreading work, you
>Sameji in the house
>>677201600
man, that would be cool, i really wish my band could've taken off...but that's how life works
>>677201686
At least post the picture with it m8.
>>677201704
Not bad, feeling pretty good. What about you?
>Best idol claimed
>>677201240
I realy respeact all you sick fucks. i dont even have the balls to get/claim a waifu in rl
>>677201755
Yeah there's plenty of new people and several who make threads, I don't think I've ever actually made a thread myself.
>Can't touch us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo
>>677202001
So do I.
I still dream of being a badass rock star one day.
It's not likely, but it could happen.
That faint hope is what keeps me going.
>>677202224
well.....yes you can....thats the point of waifu
>newfag cant greentext
>>677202118
i find it funny that you were in the thread where i switched identy but you dont talk to me as them, whats up with that?
>>677201473
Who's committing suicide now?
>>677201976
Don't we all haha, what do you do?
>>677202066
Good to hear! I'm doing pretty good, bored though
>>677202352
>you dont talk to me as them
I'm not quite sure what you're asking.
>>677201473
Good night, Dewey.
>>677201581
>patpatpat
>cat
Errr, just on the, the ass?
>>677202306
lol you sound a lot like me, maybe that parallel dimension thing is real
>>677202333
<am i doing it right?
>>677202333
I'm an oldfag; I've been here all summer
▲
▲ ▲
>>677202466
neither am i
you know who my other is right?
>>677202401
I monitor security systems for commercial accounts, kohl's, nordstroms, tjmaxx and the like
>I sit at a computer for 8 hours and call the pd when an alarm goes off
Speaking of work, it's later than I thought and I gotta get going
>Sameji out of the house
Claiming
Joined the wrong thread, I'll copy what I said in the other one
>>677200484
I'm still in touch with Eu, Taihou, and Miia via telegram. They chill there mostly
>>677200577
I won't stop you.. Yet
I'm enjoying this~
>>677201957
>>677201769
If you ever just want to join add me on steam
/id/xMatoi
>>677202041
Ooh shit
So what's everyone's favorite movie?
Mine's American Psycho. It's not even that good but I've seen it like 5,200 times.
Seriously, suicide stream? When? And who?
>>677202653
Yeah I'm pretty confident I do.
>>677202835
Me
Right here, right now
Chibi confimed!
>>677201473
Gn cutie.
Marie rose claimed
>>677202832
American Psycho a 10
I like so many I can't decide
>>677202948
Hi Atago
>>677202912
so why dont you talk to me when i use them??
i feel weird for asking it now
>>677201858
>fuck April fools day
Are you ok?
Story?
>>677202538
G-give me a warning or something next time before you pat me on the butt..
>Not that I want you to stop or anything..
>>677202767
Is that so? What makes you think you can stop me anyways? fufufu
>Moves back up and pins your hands down, grinding against you now
>>677202832
Treasure Planet. That movie will never die because I can't watch it without nostalgia glasses and I love it everytime.
>>677202541
And now we realize that 4chan is the staple that holds all dimensions.
Who would've thought that?
>>677202832
American Psycho is great.
The book is pretty good too.
I'm a fan of anything from Lynch.
I really enjoy Eraserhead.
>>677203053
Christian Bale is a qt and his acting is amazing, but the ending is not very satisfying. Too ambiguous.
>>677203191
I literally only watched american psycho just for the dubs guy
Didn't really dig it. But I never liked watching movies so
Sanya is love.
>>677202401
Nice man, well except for the bored part. Nothing to do?
>>677202975
I'm hyped as fucked!
>>677203000
Hey Rose, how goes it?
>Checked.
>>677203165
>>677203191
Goodness
>>677202975
Fucking hyped!
>>677201858
I hope all is well
>>677203165
Ooh? I'll let you have your fun then~
I bought another mech board just now. I have a problem
claiming Gogo
>>677203191
i never thought, i wonder what we can use its power for!?
Finally got home from work, and now I have to open tomorrow morning for another 12 hours.
>Usual sadistic goddess claimed
>I need my waifu
>>677203074
I dunno, I'm not good at starting conversations. I'm glad you're back.
Could some skilled waifu user tell me....can it fill this fucking hole that your fucked up family has left in your soul? (serious question)
>>677203165
Your butt is amazing. We still have some comparison to do.
I only meant to get a.. a better idea of.. what I'm up against?
>>677203360
You can't think of one movie you enjoyed?
>>677203501
Shitposting and trap threads.
>>677203671
>>677203257
He's easily my favorite actor, but it's really hard for me to pick a favorite performance from him
>probably either American Psycho or The Machinist
came back and saw we abandoned the other thread alright im here
>>677203582
glad to be back
how u been without me?
what tf happened to 4chan?
also Akane claimed
>>677203399
Awwuh you're no fun!
>Crosses arms and looks down at you
>>677203392
Indubitably! I can watch it like daily and still enjoy it haha
>>677203613
That is true.. and thank you... what do you think, can you handle it?
>>677203894
my nigga Mugi
what's good?
>>677204191
it's for April Fools
>it's gross
>>677203529
It's good to see you Juri. At least now you're off and you get to relax.
>Have a nice glass of water
>Get comfortable
>And relax
>>677203860
Never saw The Machinist. I'm the guy that watches the same three movies for his entire life. I should watch something new.
>>677203894
Oh you!
>(Lenny face is banned)
>>677203529
Don't we all..
>>677203000
Checked
>>677203894
Ayy lmao
>>677204199
>smirks
Looks like you let your guard down~
>flips Megumin over so she's on the bottom
>sits on her waist
Its you're turn!
>>677204303
It's hurting me
so painful....
nice name anon
>>677204191
It's just a prank I guess... Welcome welcome btw
>>677204191
Googlemoot bought it back.
>>677204199
Well, I startled you.. Sorry.. but I couldn't quite finish my evaluation because of that.
Let me take another look....
>>677204303
i finally decided to get my fatass up to make some food
made some hotdogs because almost everyone is asleep now
>>677203928
Eh, up and down, if I remember correctly and you weren't there then you missed some turbulence a while back and I'm not sure I can say we fully recovered from it. Threads have definitely gotten bigger, faster, and they up almost all the time now.
whelp im going to bed, i hope everyone has a good night, good night!!
>>677204467
Hey what do y-
>Looks up nervously and attempts to move out from under you, failing
W-what are you going to do to me..? I'm sorry for earlier it was only a joke I promise..!
>>677204675
>Blushes hard and turns around crossing my arms
Okay okay but just hurry up...
>>677204840
Night! Sleep well :)
>>677204413
Yeah
Lenny face is banned and I don't like it
>>677201473
I like how nobody acknowledged the suicide stream part
Thank you everyone, I'm going to sleep now. Gotta get up early to defeat the NEET.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntv9R1She5A&ab_channel=torson7
>>677204735
did people leave?
i never left, i was just absent for some time
>>677204507
>its just a prank bro
so stupid
but what if the real prank is that it isn't a prank......
>>677204675
whellll then
>>677203379
yeah not really, just sitting in my room thinking of what I can do, but speaking of which,
>>677204199
I got some disassembled shotgun shells, what ever should I do with the gunpowder?
>>677204477
What's my name?
>>677204413
I only recently watched it. I'm surprised it isn't talked about as much as his other movies. I thought it was great
>>677204727
I had pizza earlier
>only thing I've eaten all day
>>677204840
>>677205012
Night anons
Sleep well.
>>677205012
good luck tomoko anon, i hope to hear good news from you!
>>677204467
>it's you're turn
FUCK THE TYPOS
>>677204840
Goodnight! Sweet dreams!
>>677204878
I'm gonna do the same thing you did to me!
>takes her shirt off
*tickles Megumin*
>>677204958
Tfw
>>677205119
Your name is Galko
>>677205033
Yeah we've lost some people like they said in the last thread.
>>677205119
I wish I could've had pizza
Pizza top-tier
Guys. i need an answer. can a waifu fulfill some of the needs i have for proximity (google translator)
>>677205287
aw,
have you
got milk
cuz i got cookie
>>677204840
>>677205012
Goodnight you two.
>>677205074
Certainly something not involving explosions
>>677205580
s
>>677205580
>>677205632
I've always got milk.
>>677204878
>goes dere dere on your butt
Don't think I stand much of a chance.
>>677205691
Almost lost m'darl'n to the bubonic plague, but our love was stronger
>>677205044
>Woahg it's just a prank why all the h8 m8
If that was the case I would rather kill myself than see gogglechan+ everyday.
>>677205074
O.O Is that even a question? USE IT. LAY WASTE TO YOUR BEDROOM AND THE HOUSE AND THE AREA. Leave nothing but destruction in your wake as you crate endless chaos! Send the fires of hell down on your enemies until there's nothing left but the smell of sulfur and then laugh as you stand victoriously over them!
>>677205627
HERESY
>>677205200
>I didn't even notice lol
>Blushes more and fidgets, laughing and struggling
No wait I said I was sorry hahaha no you can't!
>>677205691
THEN WE SHALL MORN OUR LOSS,
and drown our self in dispare
Miku is mine
>>677205816
As does Atago.
>>677205888
Trips confirm.
>>677205733
Oh I beg to differ.. yours is pretty amazing if i do say so myself hehe
>>677205421
Probably
>>677205419
I wish I had pizza too
>tfw I've eaten chicken wings four times this week
>>677205874
I accept your apology! But I'm gonna do a whole lot more!
>holds your hands down
>grinds on your stomach
Aah~
Aaaah~
2dpd
Bob Ross is back and more loving than ever.
Hello guys.
Claiming
>>677205419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ElpE-THkRE
>>677205200
Good, I had to make sure.
>>677205816
>ignored
>>677206124
captin. who would you say was our biggest loss
>>677205119
oh I guess they all switched to anonymous now
the green part
>>677205874
lol
shut up
>>677205920
basic waifu 0/10
>>677206356
>ignored
>>677206356
>h3h3 again
MY
BOY
>>677206249
>Stops struggling and tries to catch her breath, laughing and trying to grab at your wrists
Aaaghn~ You're so mean! hahaha please have mercy haha! I can't take much more!
>>677206591
>Teamh3h3
Or
>TeamLeaf
Place your bets everybody place your bets!
>>677206591
They're going downhill.
>>677205421
I'm no waifu expert, but I think it depends on how much your into your waifu
>>677205874
>HERESY
The path of explosions is too dangerous
>>677206356
I want a sodie pop now
>>677206128
If we'd both rather bet on each other then I don't know how we will even compete.
Maybe we should do more of a... butt-cooperation thing. A friendly match.
>>677206380
Kongou, I think
>>677206356
Nobody said you couldn't join us
>>677206786
>stops tickling
>continues grinding on her stomach
Haa~
I.. I shouldn't be doing this..
>>677206591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUsQXymovS0&list=PLjrhosP-Fp_qxqGhr82EIws4zreyANqj9&index=53
>>677206927
h3h3
>>677206483
Ok
>>677207030
Same
>>677206927
i choose
>teamFuckYTdrama
and im ignoring the others
>>677206927
Both are pretty shit
>>677206380
I don't know, I know people took the lose of Kongu(?), can't remember the spelling, pretty hard though I think it was Tenyru who said he'd be back eventually but I still don't know why he's gone and don't want to know unless Kongu tells me. Eu pops in sometimes, you're not lost, not sure what happened to Miiaanon, they're the only ones I can remember who were mentioned as gone last thread. I can't say who our biggest loss was but we've lost some good people.
Syndra claimed
>>677207142
WHAT!
we lost kongou
-.-
how
>113 replies
>no saber
>>677207214
Hey, no hard feelings.
Is this an acceptable waifu?
>>677207196
how the fuck did this happen
>>677207427
Of course not, my syndra is better
>>677206927
i WOULD choose h3h3 if this drama shit wasn't happening but since it is I'm going with TeamFuckYTDrama
>>677207058
A friendly match? What do you have in mind..?
>>677207162
>Pants and looks up, totally submissive
N-Nngh~ Hehe why not..?
>>677207165
I think h3 is actually winning atm if you're looking at sub count, like to dislike ratio etc. so good bet
>>677207168
Right there with you.
>>677207172
Haven't seen much of either tbh so I don't really know.
>>677206347
I should've refreshed before posting
>>677207162
I'm definitely somewhat critical of it.
>>677207515
Sure.
>>677207646
Just saw your picture, you aren't the real Syndra.
>>677207665
my nigga
>>677205874
Well that's the plan, but I want it to be more than just lighting the powder on fire, I wanna make something with everything I got that'll look badass, Ill even make a vid of it!
>>677207030
>The path of explosions is too dangerous
But I like
Desu
Desu Desu
Desu Desu Desu
>>677207689
>looks at Megumin with a smile
Okay~
>continues grinding
Aaah~
Y.. You'll have your fun soon!
>>677207741
Don't worry, I'll get you soon too~
>>677207515
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
>>677207847
Oh no...I've been found out...?
Desu Desu Desu Desu
>>677207030
>Too dangerous
Let me tell you a thing.
Come with me and I'll teach you all about it.
>pic related.
>>677207884
I like your style. I think we would make a good team!
>>677207643
I don't know man, and I've been here the whole time. I think that's just the natural progression of places like this.
Vigil, as he calls himself these days, could probably tell you more, pretty sure he's around.
Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu
>>677204375
Yeah, that's about what I've done. Also, sorry for the late replies, got distracted.
Also greetings fellow /waifu/s
>>677207689
I didn't quite think that through yet.
I-It's my first time I'm having any butt-fights.
>>677208075
You're way too big for me.
>>677208225
Ĥ͖̼̪̞̘͙̫́ͪ͋̈́̋͐ͣ͡e̙̤̩̤̘͐̃ͫ̀ ̢̱̰̞̖̼̳͓́̑̈́̈̎ͯ͟ͅc̀̏͗̽ͪ҉̞͇̠̪̼̰͎o̩̪̟͎̒ͪ̅ṃ̛̤̫̱͐͒̒̓̑̿̑e̘̩̠ͮ͐̕s͙̯̑ͭͤ̔̽̋͠
>>677207689
I just like h3h3's content more.
>>677207142
i'm here
What do I do
>>677208310
Hi Juri
Claiming bestest idol
>>677207867
The only REASONABLE choice imo. I like h3h3 but it's the fact that this shit is happening when it doesn't NEED to be happening is so stupid
>>677208310
>Juri doesn't need to apologize.
>Juri does what she wants when she wants too
I'll make next thread.
>>677208075
>Smiles back and giggles, trying to stay quiet
Who says I-I'm not having fun now? Hehe..
>Holds your hips and lets out a shakey laugh
>>677208344
Hmm... Well I'm up for anything really hehe you are my favorite boat after all
>>677208424
Reasonable...like I said I haven't seen much from either so I don't know much but it seems really stupid this is even happening to begin with..
>>677207884
I like having my windows not shattered, but hey that's just me.
>>677208171
If you can promises my windows don't bust then I'll gladly accept.
>>677208424
Hi Galko, how's your night treating you?
>>677208476
>Sometimes Juri likes to take over my posts, was trying to be anon there kek
What if god was one of us?
>>677208272
ill ask him. sometime
>>677208405
not this shit again. i thought it stopped in 2009
QUESTION OF THY THREAD:
pork or chicken?
pork for me
>>677208344
Aww that won't hold me back~
>>677208273
Desu
>>677208436
>>677207030
Fight fight fight
>>677208661
Aww~
So cute!
*frees her arms*
*grinds faster*
Aah~
Haaa~
Ha~
S.. So good
>>677208818
Fuck off Mai.
>>677208453
>>677208661
This shit is pretty dumb
>I care very little about it anyway
>>677208782
I'm pretty good.
>>677208833
Pork>>>>chicken
Desu?
>>677208833
Pork for me too.
>>677208975
Wrong
>>677208833
Ḯ̧̺̙̟͔͇͍͉͗t̮̜̎̒̂͐͗̉̏̑͐͠ ̙̱̪͕̮ͪ̃͛͗͗͐ ̤̩͖̮̋ͭ̍ͩ͂̎͋n̏̾͆͒̚͏̼͔͈̦̱̝̘́ͅé̠̜̹̟̥̜̜̮̄̽ͯv̶̨͇͖̽̄̽͗̑ͣ̾ȇ̴̦̮̥̎͑̂̊̒̓r̪̠̂ͦ͆͛̔͟ ̯̤̯͙̤̩͑ͭͬ̑̄̿e͓͈̹͙̪͖͛̅̇ͨ̓ͣṋ̲̎̏ͭͩ̓ͪ̈͂̕d̪̺̥̘͇̖͕͚́̌ͬs̸̢̗̠̘͇̪̥̠͖͂̌̍.̰̝̙̬͔̖͖̌ͣͦͬ̒͆ͩ͌͡ ̻̻̬͈̹̩̪͉́̊̓̔͑̏̂̂̀̕͢Y̷̜͉͎̩͔̳̮̤͕̆ͭͪͤ̊͛ͥ̽o̖̫͕̒̈́ͤͪ͂ͩ̚͟u̙̥̝̗͓̩͔͉ͬ̅̐ͦ͛̑͂͠͡ͅ ̶̛̥͙̪̠̥ͭ̔͊̽͜ẉ̛̤̣͎̭̮͚͍̂̽̒̓͊́i͊̆̈̆̆̀͌͏͖͞l̶̵̦̥̭̺̼̩̍ͤ̑͐̀͛ļ̫͇̑̓͡ ̩̱̬̘͉̭͎͐ͅs̘̞ͪ̂̔ͤ̀̂́͒u̵͚͈̿́̇͌̉̃́c̗͕̫͚̙̰̩̩ͤc͕͓̽ͯ̈́u̞̥̘͍̲̯̒́̊ͅm̛ͪ̒͂̓̎͛͏̘̙b̴͓̻͇̭̮͉͖̟͕̉̍ͯͤ̽̊ ̷̹͈͔̊̉̾o̵̻̝͖͔̓ͣ͠r̤̠͚̩̙̻͇͌͌̏͟ ̡̛͚͊́͐ͅd̛̹͎̹̼̟̠͚̩͕̈́̉̈́ͮͤ̈́ͪ͒ĭ̢̢̻͕͕̝̻ͨͬ͒̏͆ͩ̕e̡̝͒̈̋͋͘͞ ͑ͭͦ҉̜̗̻̟̥͓͍r̿ͭ̓ͮ́͂͏̞e̛̺͖͉̖̗͌̂ͥ̍ͫ́s̴̨̹̝̜͂ͫ̆̿̇̌i̤̩͉̱ͬ̒̓̌ͧ̊͆̐͝ͅs̡̛̬̹̳̞͉̎͒̎̉͂̾̈͝t̡̟̱ͨ̊̅̋̔̀i̤̞̪̳͍̩̯̽͛ͨ́ņ̘̩̤͚͈̪̝̞̇͗͂̅g͕͔̬͔̱͕̞͛ͥ̅́̐
>>677209066
>>677208979
>>677208833
Haram. Have some self-respect desu.
>>677208724
Well that's why ya open em silly!
>>677208171
I think so too, with your magic it'll be pretty easy too!
>>677209150
>>677209150
>>677209150
>>677209150
Well, new thread. c'mon boys.
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
I guess he figured out how to delete them.
fuck, ill make one
[insert c2 pic]
