Should I jerk off in one of these and leave it by an elementary school playground?
Trips decides
OP will deliver with timestamp
Can't use them for their one actual purpose, OP?
>>677189071
no, no no no a thousand times no.
>dna
as long as you don't have a criminal record so they don't have your dna on file, go for it
Do it, faggot.
>>677189361
OP here, no criminal record at all
>>677189071
GO FOR IT!!! AND LEAVE A MESSAGE ON TOP SAYING "THIS IS LEMON CREAM, TRY IT AND YOU'LL LOVE IT"
>>677189531
roll
Yes.
Make sure to smear it over the monkey bars.
you should drop into a mailbox with my address on it.
Do it faggot.jpg
>>677189349
lol you think that the fbi will analyze a used condom only because it's at a school?
better yet op, jerk it next to the playground then leave the johhny and continue ur day aas normal
MaGnUm dOnG
>>677189504
then there's no way you'd get caught unless someone actually saw you deposit the condom and called the cops on you. since we know you already want to do this, just do it regardless of trips or stop being a faggot
>>677189531
ROLL FOR THIS LMFAO
ROLL ROLL
OR JUST DO IT WITHOUT TRIPS
>>677189728
With the moral panic SJW's can get society to be little bitches, I wouldn't doubt they'd DNA analyze it.
Fap with these condoms
>>677189854
Yes please OP
DO IT like this guy said with the note
>>677189071
do it
>>677189071
quads commands this be done
>>677189940
roll
>>677190000
oh shit nigga
>>677189071
Why not use them for the purpose they're intended. Find a mate, have fun
>>677190000
How?
>>677190000
>>677190000
HOLY SHIT
>>677189531
Kek
Roll faggots
>>677190000
WINRAR
>>677190000
OH FUCK
>>677190000
winrar
Do it but instead throw it at some kids face OP must
>>677189071
>magnum
I remember when i was a teenager.
>>677190000
Fukin witnnessed
>>677190000
MODS ARE IN THIS THREAD
>>677190000
watttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
>>677190000
Well you must do it now
>>677190000
OP here, commencing fapping, also checked
>>677190000
savage
>>677189531
AND LEAVE A MESSAGE ON TOP SAYING "THIS IS LEMON CREAM, TRY IT AND YOU'LL LOVE IT"
>>677190000
>>677190000
I have witnessed the Quads
>>677190116
lol, right. using a big condom don't make your dick bigger kids. You aren't fooling anyone.
>>677190000
Fuck me.
OP must surely deliver now.
they can't actually id you based off just semen dna. but they can with camera. i'd say do it anyway and dont be a pussy
>>677190114
Sorry, no can do, it's 9:00 where I am
No you should actually fuck someone on the playground then leave it there. Get on my lvl
>>677190000
WITNESSED
>>677190052
get script most likely
>>677190000
>witnessed
>>677189071
>>677190386
>implying op isnt a virgin
>>677189071
No.
They are way, way too big anyway.
>>677190399
haha no, just lucky and saw there was 2 chances of quads coming up
>>677189531
Roll
>>677189910
Wouldnt they have to have Is dna to trace it back to him tho??
>>677189071
>>677190000
holy shit op better fucking deliver this shit now
>>677190000
Need that timestamp OP
>>677191073
>what are security cameras
wheres the timestamp?
>>677190691
He should get un virgined
>>677189071
Don't forget your tweezers to fish that acorn out from underneath your gut.
An hero
>>677191076
>>677191104
>>677191225
I'm fapping chill
>>677191073
How? Unless he has had his dna collected before they have nothing to match it to. Quit watching NCIS
>>677191162
bitch stop talking shit saying op will get caught, we dont give a fuck, we just want the fucking timestamp
>>677191162
Irrelevant to original reply faggot
>>677191336
You don't take that long, get to it.
And don't forget the stamp faggot
>>677189071
If your pinto bean could fill a Magnum without spilling cum all over your sweatpants, you would use that thing on an actual female.
>>677191336
if you're op: you should also try to set some cameras or something, i wanna see the face on the lil shit that pick it up
>>677190000
DO IT OP
Op here, I'll be back in a few, no service on my phone
>>677191802
Time stand before you leave
>>677191802
i doubt this faggot will even leave it there. hes just going to take a picture and take it with him.
>>677190000
>>677191802
I know OP will abandon us all
>>677191802
im gonna neee sauce on your sauce
op is coward fat fag, he trolling u right now
Show your dick op, i think these are too big for you, since you'll not do it anyway.
>>677189071
Do it.
>>677191802
>>677191982
>>677192070
>>677192206
If OP were even considering actually doing it in first place he would only ask for dubs, this kind of op is a fag and only post this kind of shit because he doesn't expect anyone to actually get trips.
cum 'n' go? dammit OP you got a be better than that, Flash that thing to every child.
What a faggot
OP isn't a faggot you niggers
>>677193639
lmao that isn't fucking cum retard
>>677193639
hes missing chromosomes>>677193639
>>677193639
>doesn't actually cum on it
Kinda crappy proof it's a playground, btw it wasn't all cum, I squeezed some lotion for emphasis
>>677193639
OMG OP DID IT!!!!
HE WROTE THE NOTE!!!
YOU'RE THE BEST, OP!!!
and damn! that's a huge load, respect
>>677193639
Fuck you Clinton Joyce, you and your damn yoghurt
>>677193639
>filling a condom with... some kind of hair cream stuff?
the absolute madman
dafuq kid thats lotion or soap semen is more fucking white and not a big glob, unless your is because chromosomes
>>677193639
Fuck you!
>>677193888
>some lotion for emphasis
wut
>>677193840
>>677193773
>>677193748
>>677193719
I added lotion to it too, the tip is down below, I pressed it into the crack of the wood because it's windy
>>677193639
>not semen
>>677189504
Doesn't matter if no record. If you have. State issues if or drivers license you are in the system somewhere.
>>677193888
>an hero
>>677189071
cops woll put ur sperm in a sperm database
>>677194299
>Not all semen
really was an hero
>>677194228
you had ONE job
if you really wanted emphasis you would have filled the whole thing with actual cum, even if it took weeks to fill this shit
which state is op from? i wanna watch the news for tommorow for this story
>>677194228
You ruined it
>>677190000
WITNESSED
>>677194574
Fair enough, didn't feel like making a production of it though, just a quick fam and some lulz
wut
>>677194653
Virginia
>>677194884
Well, there will still be a kid finding a used condom so it's still a win, but I hope there will be a next time. Maybe breaking into a school for children and smearing cum on some chairs, toys or something.
fuck you
>>677189071
i used to fuck a bitch with magnums.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
>>677193639
OP is a bigger faggot that we thought
>>677195462
I'll see about that, but if I do it, I'm filling a quart size jar for it
>>677195633
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
your right good fucking song its really catchy
>>677195846
post the process
>>677195462
Yeah he will find it on monday. 60 hrs from now, after a weekend of rain.
Good one op!!! XD
>>677195945
Maybe, it'll be a serious production i might give updates every once in a while
>>677195633
>>677195944
samefag with dubs
mmmm wet semen and lotion in virginia, usa, where some broke back, incest made, bucktooth abominiation will find it and probably snort it all up... YUM
>>677196358
You're probably right, lots of inbred retards here
>>677191354
You're literally arguing against someone by making the same exact point they did.
Maybe you should read it again.
>>677195846
Nigga if you actually do this shit all you previously faggotry will be forgiven and you will probably be immortalized in thr form of greentext, someone better start screencapping this shit right from the beginning.
>>677193748
This reaction pic actually looks like it should be a circular pic like the thumbnail rather than a rectangle.
Do whatever you want with them since clearly you want to waste comdoms because they don't fit your tiny cock.
>>677196832
>thinking magnums are much bigger than normal condoms
>>677193888
Watchin time brother
>>677193888
Cyka blyat that hot playground
>>677196607
I will begin pooling semen in june(I'm a senior in HS, and I won't have time before summer break), and when the school year starts I will do it
>>677197810
I would start saving it right now if I were you, if you want something epic you'll need gallons of the stuff. Just make sure no one find you cum bottles/jars/whatever, it will probably be a bitch to explain.
>>677198197
I'll be freezing it to keep it fresh, I have a really deep freezer
>>677197810
>won't have time to cum in a bottle
>>677189071
CCTV, genetic testing... Enjoy prison.
>>677198643
I'm a rather busy student, 6 AP classes and a part time job keep me from having much free time
>>677198823
No good cameras by the playground, it's about 1/10 of a mile from the school
>>677198892
If you have time to masturbate you have time to finish in a bottle you fucking mongoloid
Lonnie you should fill it to the brim with your own seman, bring it inside the school, dump it into your mouth and tell the kids that is how to perform safe sex.
>>677199538
>it's the end of spring break
>>677199736
So you're telling me you never masturbate when you're not on vacation?
>>677199954
I rarely have time to, 1-2 times a month if at all
>>677189071
Why the fuck would you do that?
Are you that desperate to give someone aids?
