ITT: We actonormal and polite, until carl post #2
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ITT: We actonormal and polite, until carl post #2
Hi, sorry I'm late. I was stuck in the last thread
Good evening fellas
>>677189055
why good day
>>677189055
Hello there, keep looking for Carl
>>677189055
hello everyone!
>>677189563
God damn it we said act normal until we see Carl!
Anyways how are you guys doing?
>>677189483
Good evening Jeanette. Hey, I've been wondering. We've known each other for a while and we seem to share interests. How about we meet for dinner next friday?
![4762559-0379005277-enhan[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zSmAp1y.jpg "4762559-0379005277-enhan[1].jpg")
>>677189055
I told you that no one was going to roll Carl
Even though the current theme is unpleasant, i do enjoy the company of you fine gentlemen.
>>677189868
Oh jesus, come with us just in case Karla
>>677189868
Hi... Karla. We've seen your sister, Carla, earlier. So, where is Carl? We've been waiting for him forever.
Cool.
>>677189961
Thanks but you know nothing but donuts, Homer Snow.
>>677189563
Hi Robert,
What a funny picture! May I please save it?
My friends will find this quite funny.
Good evening everypony!
Hello gentlemen, notice how the thread turned Anonymous.
>>677190008
>>677190040
Oh Roberto and Adriana hi guys! How have you been? I don't know where Carl is. I've been looking for him for a while now..
Hello gentlemen
>>677190088
Only if you add a watermark saying "Robert Andersen ©" on it.
>>677190199
Says the gay named gary.
>edit
Sorry, typo
>>677190279
But you're Matt Hardy!
Though it may seem harsh and a bit uncivilized, I must say that Carl fellow is a VILLIAN! We must banish him from our peaceful town at once.
>>677190088
No it's mine
>>677190199
>everypony
Please kill yourself.
>>677190428
Then why did Robert post it?
Hey guys do we uh... do we even know a Carl?
>>677190523
Yeah I know a Carl he's my brother. But haven't seen him in a while.
Have you found carl?
>>677190498
That's not a very nice thing to say, Olga
Evening gents. And Carl
>>677190523
I think everyone hold a huge grudge toward him.
He did horrible things to all of us, that's why no one want to talk about it.
If only we could find him to tell him what we think...
>>677190514
What if m'y name where changing between each post ? Was the moonlanding an inside job ? Idk life has so many unanswered questions
hey guys
Mentlegen
hi
how come you need to refresh the page to get the names.....
Why you misfits don't seem to know where I could find a good town to settle down in and have a drink. A damned shame, mind my language.
>>677190834
Mentlegen, let's find Carl.
>>677190834
Oh Rosario, always with that silly puns.
![EB374J1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5HgIAK8.jpg "EB374J1[1].jpg")
>>677190666
I still acted normal and polite.
Sorry if you didn't like it but any normal person would react like that with these kind of people.
>picture related
can i find carl?
>>677190498
Now how sophisticated is that.
May you please engage in the act of taking your own life?
i know carl
he said he wont come tiday
AM I NORMAL?!
rostafaer
![yes-you-can[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9q9Mbqk.jpg "yes-you-can[1].jpg")
>>677191059
>>677191015
Come on Phyllis, what did Mommy tell you? Do not make fun of the retarded boy
>>677191200
>car
so close senpai
Hi guys, Carl here!
>>677191106
My dear why don't we all engage in the act of taking each other's life so the rest doesn't have to suffer this utter bullshit anymore?
i saw carl today
>>677191196
>Katie Petty
Do you happen to know Katy Perry?
>>677191015
No, my good chap, we must act civilized, not matter what mental disorders a person has. Even if that disorder is autism we should not judge
IS THIS NORMAL?!
hi im carl :D
Hello!
>icanhascheezeburger.com
>>677191528
Haha! That photo is so cute omg
>>677191846
Nice to see you Rosa, hop on in
>>677191528
Why, its the savoir himself!
Just admit it tho,
we're all ponyfags here
>>677192159
sure captain autismo, whatever keeps you from having your violent phase we will pretend for you.
>>677192159
Faggot
>>677192159
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
>>677192038
Jane! How are you??!!
>>677192289
Thats rude
>>677192284
LAWRENCE?!? MAY I ASK YOU TO HAVE SOME MANNERS? NO XBOX FOR YOU FROM NOW ON
>>677192405
So?
>>677192309
Geez Connie, how much time we haven't seen each other?
>>677192517
Don't stop Pat go and destroy the fags!
![30701f5f3006000d726b14c0f6bc5dad89bdcdfd64cdc93d15a4e22c25b4d24a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3mtI7Ls.jpg "30701f5f3006000d726b14c0f6bc5dad89bdcdfd64cdc93d15a4e22c25b4d24a[1].jpg")
>>677192159
>>>/mlp/
I think you should go back to where you belong before the moderators ban you...
Hey there friends, hope everything is good today!
>>677192916
Yeah Janie my day has been fine. How was yours?
My fine gentlemen, why it has passed midnight and we still have this unpleasent theme?
>>677192723
Loren? Is that really you??? omgg
>>677192793
Is your father Miguel de Cervantes. Hhahaha xD
>>677192159
Believe it or not anon, alot of us get on here out of boredom, not out of desperation to validate fantasies about cartoon ponies because we have acorn dicks that are unfappable
Also, where the fuck is Randy?
Guys start browsing the names of the posts, most of them go to a LinkedIn page.
>>677193014
>It never was an April Joke
wut
![1000x1000[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1LM2EpQ.jpg "1000x1000[1].jpg")
>>677193168
hahahahaha maybe
>>677193432
Oh my god, Dorah? This is an adult website, you shouldn't be here
![snake-dance-o[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/t4PR6Oc.gif "snake-dance-o[1].gif")
>>677193321
>that sneaky o
>>677193432
Well this is as normal as it gets. I'm calling Carl.
Beautiful night tonight
![1055294389_B973367611Z.1_20140818164922_000_GHD2VRDB0.1-0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IMs8PNt.jpg "1055294389_B973367611Z.1_20140818164922_000_GHD2VRDB0.1-0[1].jpg")
>>677193595
Shhhh... I'm just... exploring!
Evening everyone, thought I would share this wonderful performance from Carl's sons. Interruptive dance of the faires :)
>>677193874
Well, i always loved to hear your jazz music, Steve Washington
>>677193874
Exploring what you sneaky cunt?
>>677194276
Sup faggots
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>677195636
April Fools :D
MIKE HAWK WHEN?!
GG CARL
YOU WON CARL!
i am carl eater of worlds
am i carl
>>677196219
No you are Lula
Evening yall
>>677196219
lula 3d
![150px-Topkek[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/mRQpbRp.png "150px-Topkek[1].png")
>>677196342
I can't explain why but this made me kek so hard.
>>677196606
Strange sense of humor?
I hate niggers
Carl is a nice guy
>>677196669
Definitely.
But at least, laughing is good for health.
i don't know what to say uhh... baldeaglerimjob290101291309
So sorry to keep everyone waiting.. Carl reporting in. We can all continue to be heartless faggots now!
I don't even think Carl is in the name list, I don't see any Carl in any single thread for hours.
The closest is Carlos, Carla or Carlton.
get your hot carl here! fresh hot carl here!
>>677197062
wpdofkmk
>>677197301
Why are you selling HUMAN BODIES?!
Who in the devil is this "Carl" fellow?
sorry im late i couldnt stop masterbating
>>677197495
Hes the nice negro fellow from Pine Grove Rodolfo!
>>677197538
Thats alright, you're still welcome!
i'm so sorry everyone carl is dead he died being sawed upside down balls first defecating on the president
>>677197910
DID YOU DO IT?!
>>677197910
Oh my god!
L
>>677197910
*Bawlin* NOOOOOO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>677195145
hI gWENDOLYN
Where the fuck is carl lads
Hello everyone, Sorry i arrived late. Carl said hell be here shortly, but you know Carl. Lets just read the paper while we wait
Hi all
Is Carl kill?
hey everyone
Carl get
carl is so late because he is actually spiderman
I hate this new layout.
>>677198666
Scary trips there fellow, LOL
i am carl
>>677198709
Hate is such at strong word Jennie!
The Cuck?
>>677189055
hello gentlemen
>>677198779
Well it's fucking true bitch.
>>677198792
Hi Eddie, have you seen Carl anywhere?
Where is he
sorry im late.
>>677198860
I have reported your comment Sandra, bet you wont dare post again in this thread!
This thread is the definition of cancer
OP I have a feeling he's not going to show up. Should we start a new thread?
>>677199115
Language buddy!
>>677199151
Not OP here,but you should do it.
>>677199021
I will, Carl.
Carl 'em!
>>677189055
foh
>>677199231
But out Trevor, they werent talking to you!
Where´s Carl tho?
has carl even?
fuck waiting for carl i hate all women and they should be but into concentration camps
>>677199230
i did
Goodnight everybody, say hi to Carl when you see him, tell him Wendy said hi
Hello, who wants to babysit my wife's son?
>>677189055
i used to fuck a girl named carl.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
>>677189055
It was the twinkle in her eye. She was only fourteen but i couldnt resist. She was just leaving mall after hanging out with her friends. Little snow slut named hannah. Mmmmmmmhhhhh hannah. I still smell her pussy on my fingers sometimes. I still hear her screams for help being muffled, i still see my dick going up her little tight palefaced ass.
Mmmmmmmmhhhhh hannah. So as she comes out the mall, i walk up to her and ask where the footlocker is? Her ugly ass friend tries to reply, i ignore that spic box shaped creature, and say can you show me please? She obliged just like only a stupid honkey whore would. Soon as we got through the doors i grabbed her by throat and squeezed til her eyes bulged. But that wasnt the only thing bulging that day. I drug her into the bathroom and punched her in her face so hard, i know i left a scar. Knocked her ass out like rousey. I bent her over and stuck her head in the fresh toilet water and got busy.
I never knew assholes could tear, but we learn something new everyday dont we? After pumping life away, i stuck my dick as far up her ass as possible for premium ejaculation. Usually The further you stick your dick in a minors ass the more time you get, but i dont get caught. I left a note on a piece tissue the police to remember me by.........
#whitelivessplatter#SPICSSUCKDIX BLACK POWER. BLACK LIVES MATTER ONLY.
