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>>677188163
You should drink some water then.
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>>677188274
I'm not the one contributing to the NaCl levels.
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>>677188148
>Dissing on free candy Holidays
U wut m8?
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>>677188361
Who is?
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Gonna get dinner.
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>>677188431
Ew, candy is gross. I hate sugar, but that should come as no surprise.
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>>677188617
One does not simply
>hate sugar
wat?
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Hmm, breaks the spacing just a tad, desu~
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>>677188935
I hate sugar. Simple as that. I hate the way pretty much everything tastes. Except cows. I fucking love steak, and beef jerky.
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>>677188905
>degenerate as fuck.
lol
what a load
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>>677189211
what the FUCK is a n-esu
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>>677189136
Yea, like the steaks too, but sorry, I just can't understand the thing about sugar, that's all.
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>>677189243
I have morals, believe it or not.

>>677189352
Is that Nessie's Japanese cousin?
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"Does master want Suiseiseki to give him a footrub-desu?" she purred.
"No thank you," I said. "I'm rather tired. You should retire to your box."
"But master-sama, Suiseiseki doesn't like her box-desu! I want to sleep in master-sama's bed-desu!"
"Not tonight. You'll do as you're told."
"Why doesn't master-sama have real girls in his bed?"
"What?!"
"Is master-sama's penis too small for real girls?"
"Why aren't you saying desu?"
"Does he have to use dolls instead?"
"SAY DESU! SUISEISEKI FINISHES HER SENTENCES WITH DESU!"
"Master-sama showed Suiseiseki his penis once."
"DESU! MASTER-SAMA SHOWED SUISEISEKI HIS PENIS ONCE DESU!"
"It was too small even for dolls."
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOU'RE NOT SUISEISEKI!"

With my right hand I snatched a pair of scissors from my desk and mashed them continually into her face. Her little body was smashed into kindling but I did not stop. Until her screams began to sound a bit like my voice, and I remembered that dolls did not scream, and they did not bleed. Suddenly there was feeling in my left hand for the first time in weeks. I lifted it out of the doll's wreckage, covered in splinters and dripping from scissored wounds. How long had my hand been inside there? How long had I been inside here, alone in my one-room apartment, talking to myself, going mad?

The bolt scraped rust from the latch as I stepped outside. My eyes hurt, god the horizon ... it was a deal larger than 19 inches diagonally. But after five steps my breath quickened and my chest tightened and I turned back. Enough for today. Tomorrow I would try for six. A distant memory told me that when I reached two hundred and eighty, I would make it to the bus stop. And then I'd be free of this apartment, of this prison. And then there'd be nowhere in the world I couldn't go.

Least of all the refunds counter at Moemart in Akihabara. For fuck's sake. Suiseiseki finishes her sentences with desu.
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>>677189352
Was supposed to be "desu", but he niggered his post like a newfag.
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Shakti's Assistant
01/08
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>>677189352
It was a failed attempt at DESU, desu~
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>>677189528
>like a newfag
I've actually been doing this for a long time, desu~ The problem is the 04/01 layout messes up the spacing, desu~
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>>677189352
saved that anyway
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>>677188420
Get you a daki, I hug mine every night and it helps me go to sleep.
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when the fuck is this stupid theme going away

everything looks like shit
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>>677189571
02/08
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>>677190033
03/08

>>677189904
>!Nicole
why
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>>677189904
I have a regular body pillow, and it doesn't help. It just makes me really hot since the cover is some faux fur stuff or whatever.
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They see me trollin
They hatin
Patrollin they tryin to catch me postin Suiseiseki
Tryin to catch me postin Suiseiseki
Tryin to catch me postin Suiseiseki
Tryin to catch me postin Suiseiseki
Tryin to catch me postin Suiseiseki
My proxy's so 1337
I'm raidin
They hopin that they gon catch me postin Suiseiseki
Tryin to catch me postin Suiseiseki
Tryin to catch me postin Suiseiseki
Tryin to catch me postin Suiseiseki
Tryin to catch me postin Suiseiseki

Mods think they got my IP
But the MySQL disagrees
And George Zimmer can gurantee
That I'm still there lurkin with a new proxy

That's right I'm Anonymous, and I do not forgive
I raid at random with no incentive
Best be attentive, ya'll get so stressed
When you see your forum flooded with DESU DESU DESU

Noobs try and think back, to the age of Snacks
When we came to jack and invade and relax
Or the eBaums raid, no thanks to Max
One threat of a lawsuit and they piss their slacks

I'm breakin the rules, closin the pool,
Stratin up a DESU thread and I'm makin you drool
I got a DESU said to have girls in DESU
And that DESU vid from the DESU cheat tool

Area's grey, like Doom 3 on high gamma
Party Van hatin, try to put me in the slammer
Nowhere near the pool and I'm not even the spammer
Just cuz I a Nigra now I'm gettin ban-hammered

But they don't got the means, to combat my team
We copypasta meme spouting /b/tard machines
So fight on Legion, but keep that proxy sturdy
Cuz when Anon posts, he's ALWAYS postin dirty
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>>677189904
who's that on the daki?
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sooo, anyone else wanna sniff furry butts?
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>>677189904
Also
>stupid pillow instead of a life-size plush
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>>677190224
04/08
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>>677190270
It's not the fur, It's anxiety and depressions that's make sure chest hurt making it hot

>>677190442
>not owning a real dog
>not smearing peanut butter on your genitals for a quick bj

Step up your game
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>>677189904
I sleep with 6 pillows every night, I always hug one and put my leg around on the other and pretend to kiss the former - I always used to visualise it as someone, but now I don't see anybody in it.
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>>677190522
05/08

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Whatever time is 'chons time fur not-April 1st
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hey do you guys have nay tips on improving singing skill?
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...make your chest hurt making it hot*
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>>677190708
I'm quite sure it's already past 10AM 02 April in Japan.

As for 4chan's physical location, it can go fuck itself.

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You can improve your vocalisations by paying someone to torture you.
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>>677190647
Sure. But I'm pretty sure it's the fact that I get hot very easily, and hate being hot. I prefer being ice-cold (who would've guessed?)
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>>677190708
06/08

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>soon
>never, i don't poison dogs

uMad cuz u couldn't even get 2nd best
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The Desu went down to 4chan. She was lookin' for a soul to steal.
She was in a bind 'cause she was way behind. She was willing to make a deal
When she came across this young man sawin' on a desu and playin' it hot.
And the Desu jumped upon a sakura stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a desu player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good desu, boy, but give the Desu her due.
I'll bet a desu of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "My name's Jun, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."

Jun, Rozen up your bow and play your desu hard.
'Cause Desu's broke loose in 4chan and the Desu deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny desu made of gold,
But if you lose the Desu gets your soul.

The Desu opened up her case and she said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from her fingertips as she Rozened up her bow.
And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of maidens joined in and it sounded something like this.

When the Desu finished, Jun said, "Well, you're pretty good, Desu-san,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."

"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

The Desu bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.
And she laid that golden desu on the ground at Jun's feet.
Jun said, "Desu, just come on back. If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you desu bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."

And he played:
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
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>>677191130
>>uMad cuz u couldn't even get 2nd best
Not really, but i'm guessing YOU are
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>>677190777
Watch videos on how to improve your singing, the techniques you employ to sing, learn your range, and practice most of all.

>>677190864
Screaming just makes your throat hurt. I'm a metalfag, so I know this from experience.
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Mother Suiseiseki loves us, she loves me and you and everybody, and through the teachings of her sacred word we will live in harmony and oneness, and ascend into a state of pure anonymity ~desu

When we are all the same mind and spirit~

~desu, the sacred sound, so that it may resonate within us and flow out to touch the ethereal beyond ~desu

the sacred vibration, resonates with the great fiery waters beyond the universe, and touches god

~desu appears embraced in a beautiful chorus of vibration

Mother Suiseiseki is in all things, in all places. You can not imprison her any more than you could cage the wind ~desu.

Suiseiseki cultivates the possibility, ever so gently pulling it from the one all, so that it is allowed to manifest ~desu.

It is through these manifestations of temporary individuality that the spirit energy is made to grow before returning to the great nothing ~desu.

Suiseiseki is all things, and thus the evil is also required~ But it is always the way, that the evil do not know they are only aiding in cosmic unity, because they are driven by selfishness and hate. While the good, know that the evil is also a part of the all. Which is what allows them to be full of love for all things ~desu.

Its in this way, that suiseiseki can favor only one, because where love is given it is got, and hatred breeds death. The duality extends to all depths, even into the heart of suiseiseki herself. So that she needs not give equal favor to each side, even though each is equal in the universe ~desu.

This is the difference between the mind and the spirit, the mind knows not the spirit, the spirit knows not at all, but drives all things ~desu.
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>>677191130
07/08

>>677190653
>I sleep with 6 pillows every night
Is this somehow related to the "losing virginity" comment earlier
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HI, I'M SUISEISEKI, FOUNDER AND CEO OF ROZEN MAIDEN. MY BEAMS OF LIGHT GLOWED UPON YOUR SISTER LAST NIGHT, HER UNKNOWING FORM FAST ASLEEP. MY PULSING BOATLIGHTS FLASHED UPON HER, AND SHE AWOKE WITH A GASP. DEATHLY AFRAID OF MY MASSIVE, LUMINOUS RETINAS, SHE ATTEMPTED TO CRAWL AWAY BUT TO NO AVAIL. I PENETRATED HER WITH MY CHRISTMAS COLORS OF EYES, HER SCREAMS OF BOTH PAIN AND PLEASURE. MY PULSATING FLASHING BOATLIGHTS DROVE HER INTO A DEADLY EPILLEPTIC SEIZURE, BEFORE YOU COULD EVEN WAKE UP HER BONES HAD CRACKED ON THEMSELVES DUE TO THE VIOLENT MOVEMENTS OF HER BODY, CAUSING HER A DEATH LIKE NONE OTHER BEFORE IT. I GUARANTEE IT ~DESU
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HIYA SUISEISEKI
HI ANON!
DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE?
SURE ANON.
JUMP IN.

I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU!
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

I'M A ROZEN MAIDEN GIRL, IN A 2D WORLD,
DRESS ME UP, MAKE IT TIGHT, I'M YOUR DOLLY.
YOU'RE MY DOLL, J-ROCK'N'ROLL, FEEL THE GLAMOR, FEEL THE LULZ,
KISS ME HERE, TOUCH ME THERE, HANKY PANKY.
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER"

I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)

MAKE ME WALK, MAKE ME TALK, DO WHATEVER YOU PLEASE, I CAN ACT LIKE A STAR, I CAN BEG ON MY KNEES.
COME JUMP IN, ROZEN FRIEND, LET US DO IT AGAIN, HIT THE TOWN, FOOL AROUND, LET'S GO DESU

YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"

COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)

I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)

OH, I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN! WELL SUISEISEKI, WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED. OH, I LOVE YOU ANON!
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>>677191259
sup
and good night anyway, I'm gonna get some sleep
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>>677191403
>i am a metalfag
BUT DO YOU GO MOSHING

>>677191471
no
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Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on

I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on

I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
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>>677191236
Ah, The Devil Went Down to Georgia. Good song. Doesn't really make much sense though because he was really just going home if he's going to Georgia.
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>>677191471
08/08

>>677190777
Breathing exercises
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>>677191471
>>677191471
I lost mine to a fat chick, when did you lose yours
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>>677191575
I've never been to a concert, so no.
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>>677188163
yes plox
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>>677191614
Lolrite, desu~
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>>677190864
>it can go fuck itself
Butt it stays here and (butt)fucks you instead
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>>677191403
thanks you very much i have been practicing and i find i cant sing very high pitched my voice sort of just stop working
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>>677191704
>not doing a 1-man moshpit in your room
>calls himself a metalfag
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>>677191259
More like g'morning, AJ
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i like these circley image thingies
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>>677191860
I believe that's called epilepsy
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>>677191362
>I just literally posted 2nd best
You're knot very good at this are you
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>>677191543
hello and goodbye

>>677191926
that is true
'sup?
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man i thought this was the place where people liked fuzzy butts
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>>677191784
What note does it start to sound like that? What's your modal range (if you know it)?

>>677191860
I have about 20,000 songs across over 100 bands (around 80 of which are just thrash) of only metal. I think I'm qualified to call myself a metalfag.
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::stoptheme::
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>>677191575
True, you mentioned "every night" so that virginity was already long gone

Also, what actually happened is debatable
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>>677191648
I haven't been so careless, still have mine
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IM BRINGING DESU BACK
THE OTHER FAGS THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO ACT
YOU THINK YOU'RE SPECIAL BUT WHAT'S BEHIND YOUR BACK
SO TURN AROUND CAUSE IT'S A DESU ATTACK

DESU, BABE
YOU SEE THESE EYES
BABY YOU'RE DESU'S SLAVE
SHE'S GONNA THWACK YOU IF YOU MISBEHAVE
IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT THEN GO AWAY

GO AWAY, BE GONE WITH YOU
THREAD'S ON ME
GO AWAY, BE GONE WITH YOU
YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE FUCKING WITH
GO AWAY, BE GONE WITH YOU
I'LL NOT BE STOPPED BY DUBS, QUADS, OR TRIPS
GO AWAY, BE GONE WITH YOU
WE'LL BE HERE A WHILE
GO AWAY, BE GONE WITH YOU
GO TO BED, YOU LITTLE CHILD
GO AWAY, BE GONE WITH YOU
SO WE CAN GET OUR DESU ON
GO AWAY, BE GONE WITH YOU!

IM BRINGING DESU BACK
THEM OTHER FUCKERS DONT KNOW HOW TO ACT
COME LET ME CLEAR UP FOR YOU A SIMPLE FACT
YOUR THREAD'S BURNING UP CAUSE DESU IS BACK

IM BRINGING DESU BACK
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE UNDER ATTACK
SUISEISEKI'S MY GIRL SO YOU'D BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK
CAUSE SHE'LL BURN YOU UP FOR ME AND THATS A FACT
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WHAT THE DESU DID YOU JUST FUCKING DESU ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE DESU? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY DESU IN THE NAVY DESUS, AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET DESUS ON AL-DESU, AND I HAVE OVER 9000 CONFIRMED DESUS. I AM TRAINED IN DESU WARFARE AND I’M THE TOP DESU IN THE ENTIRE US ARMED DESU. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER DESU. I WILL DESU YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH DESU THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS DESU, MARK MY FUCKING DESU. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT DESU TO ME OVER THE DESU? THINK AGAIN, DESU. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF DESU ACROSS THE USA AND YOUR DESU IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE SPAM, MAGGOT. THE SPAM THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR DESU. YOU'RE FUCKING DESU, KID. I CAN BE DESU, DESU, AND I CAN DESU YOU IN OVER 9000 WAYS, AND THAT’S JUST WITH MY BARE DESU. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN UNARMED DESU, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL OF THE UNITED STATES DESU AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO WIPE YOUR MISERABLE DESU OFF THE FACE OF THE DESU, YOU LITTLE DESU. IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY DESU YOUR LITTLE "DESU" COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR FUCKING DESU. BUT YOU DESU, YOU DESU, AND NOW YOU’RE DESU, YOU GODDAMN DESU. I WILL SHIT DESU ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT. YOU’RE FUCKING DESU, KIDDO.
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>>677192114
No, not at all because most of the times you're shitposting and I'm doing other things on my end not trying tu fuel the flames

>>677192555
Like it even matters
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>>677192388
I've never had sex with the pillows.

The closest I've come to that is http://buildavagina.com/make-a-vagina/full-build-instructions-mrs-pringles/
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>>677192132
Most

Furpostan, butt sleep soon

Sup yoselves
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>>677192650
please sir can we have some more
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>>677192704
Do people actually do shit like this?
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>>677192650
Wtf are you even on about

>Like it even matters
Yet you brought it up, bragged about it even
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>>677192957
I have no standards.

When you have no standards, your options are limitless, and bound only by the thoughts and opinions of other humans, where relevant.
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>>677192744
same really, also tired as balls so gonna bed soon

how are things?
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>>677192594
Fuck. Give me something to draw

>>677192704
kek

>>677192776
Here this i'mma go do something else in the mean while. Her name is Shima Luan
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>>677193498
Nah
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The Desu went down to 4chan. She was lookin' for a soul to steal.
She was in a bind 'cause she was way behind. She was willing to make a deal
When she came across this young man sawin' on a desu and playin' it hot.
And the Desu jumped upon a sakura stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a desu player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good desu, boy, but give the Desu her due.
I'll bet a desu of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "My name's Jun, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."

Jun, Rozen up your bow and play your desu hard.
'Cause Desu's broke loose in 4chan and the Desu deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny desu made of gold,
But if you lose the Desu gets your soul.

The Desu opened up her case and she said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from her fingertips as she Rozened up her bow.
And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of maidens joined in and it sounded something like this.

When the Desu finished, Jun said, "Well, you're pretty good, Desu-san,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."

"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

The Desu bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.
And she laid that golden desu on the ground at Jun's feet.
Jun said, "Desu, just come on back. If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you desu bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."

And he played:
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
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>>677193146
Whatever floats your boat, I guess.
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i wanna lick fuzzy butts
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>>677192704
>tfw being friendzoned by 6 pillows

Awfully technical, you could just used a conveniently rolled up towel and the glove
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>>677193680
I have no boat.

I'm already submerged in the water and I'm trying to light a match so I don't freeze
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>>677193680
GTFO with that fucking suits man god those thing creep me out love furry hentai though suits i cant stand
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>>677192957
There are about as many people as there are fake pussy recipes
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>>677193825
That is literally just buildavagina.com/mr-fefe/

But I prefer the can since it's more rigid and doesn't fold under pressure
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>>677193883
If you saw the video that was posted here 2 1/2 years ago that the gif came from, you would understand.
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Getting fucked w/ an increasing pile of work :V

In other news, compy has 16GB RAM now. Prolly never mentioned butt the 24GB was causing BSODs to a point where you couldn't really use the PC. Post-BSOD-boot the RAM would show up as 16GB. Confurmed one of the DIMM slots on mobo is really dead and one of the RAM sticks could be dead and the other shifty RAM stick is certified shifty. There was a BIOS update and it did jack shit. System works absolutely flawlessly w/ just 16GB installed
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"Does master want Suiseiseki to give him a footrub-desu?" she purred.
"No thank you," I said. "I'm rather tired. You should retire to your box."
"But master-sama, Suiseiseki doesn't like her box-desu! I want to sleep in master-sama's bed-desu!"
"Not tonight. You'll do as you're told."
"Why doesn't master-sama have real girls in his bed?"
"What?!"
"Is master-sama's penis too small for real girls?"
"Why aren't you saying desu?"
"Does he have to use dolls instead?"
"SAY DESU! SUISEISEKI FINISHES HER SENTENCES WITH DESU!"
"Master-sama showed Suiseiseki his penis once."
"DESU! MASTER-SAMA SHOWED SUISEISEKI HIS PENIS ONCE DESU!"
"It was too small even for dolls."
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOU'RE NOT SUISEISEKI!"

With my right hand I snatched a pair of scissors from my desk and mashed them continually into her face. Her little body was smashed into kindling but I did not stop. Until her screams began to sound a bit like my voice, and I remembered that dolls did not scream, and they did not bleed. Suddenly there was feeling in my left hand for the first time in weeks. I lifted it out of the doll's wreckage, covered in splinters and dripping from scissored wounds. How long had my hand been inside there? How long had I been inside here, alone in my one-room apartment, talking to myself, going mad?

The bolt scraped rust from the latch as I stepped outside. My eyes hurt, god the horizon ... it was a deal larger than 19 inches diagonally. But after five steps my breath quickened and my chest tightened and I turned back. Enough for today. Tomorrow I would try for six. A distant memory told me that when I reached two hundred and eighty, I would make it to the bus stop. And then I'd be free of this apartment, of this prison. And then there'd be nowhere in the world I couldn't go.

Least of all the refunds counter at Moemart in Akihabara. For fuck's sake. Suiseiseki finishes her sentences with desu.
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HIYA SUISEISEKI
HI ANON!
DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE?
SURE ANON.
JUMP IN.

I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU!
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

I'M A ROZEN MAIDEN GIRL, IN A 2D WORLD,
DRESS ME UP, MAKE IT TIGHT, I'M YOUR DOLLY.
YOU'RE MY DOLL, J-ROCK'N'ROLL, FEEL THE GLAMOR, FEEL THE LULZ,
KISS ME HERE, TOUCH ME THERE, HANKY PANKY.
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER"

I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)

MAKE ME WALK, MAKE ME TALK, DO WHATEVER YOU PLEASE, I CAN ACT LIKE A STAR, I CAN BEG ON MY KNEES.
COME JUMP IN, ROZEN FRIEND, LET US DO IT AGAIN, HIT THE TOWN, FOOL AROUND, LET'S GO DESU

YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"

COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)

I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)

OH, I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN! WELL SUISEISEKI, WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED. OH, I LOVE YOU ANON!
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WHAT THE DESU DID YOU JUST FUCKING DESU ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE DESU? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY DESU IN THE NAVY DESUS, AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET DESUS ON AL-DESU, AND I HAVE OVER 9000 CONFIRMED DESUS. I AM TRAINED IN DESU WARFARE AND I’M THE TOP DESU IN THE ENTIRE US ARMED DESU. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER DESU. I WILL DESU YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH DESU THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS DESU, MARK MY FUCKING DESU. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT DESU TO ME OVER THE DESU? THINK AGAIN, DESU. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF DESU ACROSS THE USA AND YOUR DESU IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE SPAM, MAGGOT. THE SPAM THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR DESU. YOU'RE FUCKING DESU, KID. I CAN BE DESU, DESU, AND I CAN DESU YOU IN OVER 9000 WAYS, AND THAT’S JUST WITH MY BARE DESU. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN UNARMED DESU, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL OF THE UNITED STATES DESU AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO WIPE YOUR MISERABLE DESU OFF THE FACE OF THE DESU, YOU LITTLE DESU. IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY DESU YOUR LITTLE "DESU" COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR FUCKING DESU. BUT YOU DESU, YOU DESU, AND NOW YOU’RE DESU, YOU GODDAMN DESU. I WILL SHIT DESU ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT. YOU’RE FUCKING DESU, KIDDO.
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WHAT THE DESU DID YOU JUST FUCKING DESU ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE DESU? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY DESU IN THE NAVY DESUS, AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET DESUS ON AL-DESU, AND I HAVE OVER 9000 CONFIRMED DESUS. I AM TRAINED IN DESU WARFARE AND I’M THE TOP DESU IN THE ENTIRE US ARMED DESU. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER DESU. I WILL DESU YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH DESU THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS DESU, MARK MY FUCKING DESU. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT DESU TO ME OVER THE DESU? THINK AGAIN, DESU. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF DESU ACROSS THE USA AND YOUR DESU IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE SPAM, MAGGOT. THE SPAM THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR DESU. YOU'RE FUCKING DESU, KID. I CAN BE DESU, DESU, AND I CAN DESU YOU IN OVER 9000 WAYS, AND THAT’S JUST WITH MY BARE DESU. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN UNARMED DESU, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL OF THE UNITED STATES DESU AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO WIPE YOUR MISERABLE DESU OFF THE FACE OF THE DESU, YOU LITTLE DESU. IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY DESU YOUR LITTLE "DESU" COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR FUCKING DESU. BUT YOU DESU, YOU DESU, AND NOW YOU’RE DESU, YOU GODDAMN DESU. I WILL SHIT DESU ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT. YOU’RE FUCKING DESU, KIDDO.
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>>677193883
Like you wouldn't join pair related
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"Does master want Suiseiseki to give him a footrub-desu?" she purred.
"No thank you," I said. "I'm rather tired. You should retire to your box."
"But master-sama, Suiseiseki doesn't like her box-desu! I want to sleep in master-sama's bed-desu!"
"Not tonight. You'll do as you're told."
"Why doesn't master-sama have real girls in his bed?"
"What?!"
"Is master-sama's penis too small for real girls?"
"Why aren't you saying desu?"
"Does he have to use dolls instead?"
"SAY DESU! SUISEISEKI FINISHES HER SENTENCES WITH DESU!"
"Master-sama showed Suiseiseki his penis once."
"DESU! MASTER-SAMA SHOWED SUISEISEKI HIS PENIS ONCE DESU!"
"It was too small even for dolls."
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOU'RE NOT SUISEISEKI!"

With my right hand I snatched a pair of scissors from my desk and mashed them continually into her face. Her little body was smashed into kindling but I did not stop. Until her screams began to sound a bit like my voice, and I remembered that dolls did not scream, and they did not bleed. Suddenly there was feeling in my left hand for the first time in weeks. I lifted it out of the doll's wreckage, covered in splinters and dripping from scissored wounds. How long had my hand been inside there? How long had I been inside here, alone in my one-room apartment, talking to myself, going mad?

The bolt scraped rust from the latch as I stepped outside. My eyes hurt, god the horizon ... it was a deal larger than 19 inches diagonally. But after five steps my breath quickened and my chest tightened and I turned back. Enough for today. Tomorrow I would try for six. A distant memory told me that when I reached two hundred and eighty, I would make it to the bus stop. And then I'd be free of this apartment, of this prison. And then there'd be nowhere in the world I couldn't go.

Least of all the refunds counter at Moemart in Akihabara. For fuck's sake. Suiseiseki finishes her sentences with desu.
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>>677195004
They're probably guys. I'd still hit it tho.
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>>677194769
is it paying well?

you mentioned the dodgy board a while back, that's seriously not cool :<
now you have to use a normal person amount of RAM like me :p
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>>677194124
You can also enhance "Mr. Fefe" by adding two warm-water-filled balloons
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>>677195004
Nope.Nope.Nope>Nope so much nope
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You are people, mostly gay, who imagine watching human-like dogs Stick their dicks into each others asses. Think about that for a second. Did you ever think it would come that far? Youre fucking desperate to not contribute to Society, aren't you? Please seek help
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>>677195154
Pawsibly

>wouldn't. would join the bed fur cuddles butt it's still humans under them suits

>>677195159
Kinda yeah

No I'm kicking this mobo asap and prolly buying another RAM kit :3 Being a Josh is a terrible fate

>>677195613
You don't have to lie on an anonymous image board
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>>677196079
i suppose that's one of the only positives of drowning in work :p

coincidentally I'm also planning on getting a new mobo/cpu at some point in future so that the current parts can be used in another machine
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>>677196412
Pretty much. And the fact I'm a bit too jung to retire

Why? And will the new system be >4 cores and ofc it will?
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