Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>Emi fastest qt<3
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>Void all rules above except the 4th
Ruby claimed. Cute and deadly
>>677173804
claimed!!!! again
Sup
>>677173804
manditory uta claim
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>Ruby a qt <3<3<3
>Best slave claimed
Where the blondes at?
Claiming.
![[mumbled hatred].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7mltcIY.jpg "[mumbled hatred].jpg")
Tenryuu claimed
And totally not salty
>>677173804
>Ruby making me useless again
I... I had a thread ready
https://youtu.be/Iy1XHQQ-qiQ
Claim
Lurking with defeated puppers
>marie rose
Samejima here
>>677174128
I was going to reply to yours but everyone was here :s
>>677174097
not here
>>677174231
fak picture
>>677174113
hi tenryuu, how are you?
>>677174038
>>677173879
>Let's say it's kinda hot in here
Oh boy... Sounds like, uh... a good time
>I wish I was there now heh ;)
>>677174128
Aww... sorry dude. You get next thread. I just wanted to make one since I felt bad for being away so long
>Your threads are always really nice too
>>677172732
Are you feeling any better?
>tighter hugs
>>677172764
Ehehe~ I might know.
Cute outfit, Noire~
I wouldn't mind seeing more, you know~
>>677174232
Sup
>>677174417
Ooohhhhhh hello there
>>677174231
>>677174297
That's sweet of you
Claimed
>>677174090
>A slave only to me Ms. P
>>677174505
hello shinoa!!!
>raisinhatinghangingrapist joning in
claiming yume
show me some waifu legs before i go to sleep
>>677174408
Eh not really..
>hugs
>>677174417
Sup
>>677174398
nah, no problem
First come first served
I have to go soon anyway. Won't be in next thread
>Your threads are always nice too
Thanks, so are yours,,,
wait, is there even a difference who makes the threads?
>>677174864
of course there is!
Claiming Galko for Galko anon!
>I keep my promises
>>677174520
I try
>>677174097
Who you gonna call?
>I have work soon
>>677175083
papa johns?
>>677175036
This is me, btw
>>677174398
>>I wish I was there now heh ;)
Oookay, it's still really hot in here!
>muh heart
>>677174637
That's correct.
>I'm sorry about last time
>Please don't beat me again
>>677175150
awwww, what time is it where you're at?
>>677175201
No!
>Ghostbusty
>>677175037
>hugs
>without the knife
>>677174987
Really? What's the difference between... say my threads and Syndras threads?
>>677175083
>hugs
Hi Atago
>>677175386
Hugging without your knife? That's rare
Best German CV claimed
>Just notice my fridge is empty
Sorry for not respond but .. im siting here and looking a citylights
Guten Morgen Everyone
Master waifu explosive disaster claimed.
>Kek the new layout made me think I was on the wrong site for a second.
Hey guys what's up?
>Best idol claimed
>Best idol claimed
>Best idol claimed
Good night everyone o/
>Homu-chan claimed.
>>677175050
Incredibly fine and ready for an even better weekend, still enjoying the "holidays" i got to study.
And you?
>>677175355
oh!!! that's who!!!
>>677175386
i dunno, there's a different feeling to them, not a bad different
>>677175660
>Explosioooooon~
>>677175638
Guten Tag, Graf
>>677175698
Hi Maki, how're you?
>>677175698
Holy piss I'm fucking up already.
>>677174505
>>677174830
What's up?
I'm partaking in a hunger games thread and I don't know why
>>677175483
>pic
kek'd
It's not that rare! I wouldn't want my friends to get hurt
>>677175787
I never noticed something like this.
Still makes me happy
>>677175342
It's at 11am
>It's 10:20 here
Top Wife material
Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed.
>>677173594 →
>Ruby
I don't know if you understand what i meant for "Brought up her mood"
>>677173879 →
>Emi
Heh~
Don't worry Emi, You're too pure and innocent to be corrupted by me c:
>>677174408
Thanks c;
See what Teto?
Hehe~
Space cop Loloco claimed
>>677174830
I'm sorry....
I shouldn't have said anything. Nothing good ever comes from that.
>>677175867
Pretty good, enjoying the day off. How are you doing?
>>677175736
Studying is no fun! Right now I'm writing up a story for a project due in a few hours... wish me luck!
>>677175867
>pic related
>>677176008
Have you slept at all?
Notomoko reporting in seeing as how Tomoko is gone. I mean, if that's okay .
>>677175386
>>677175483
>>677175984
Well, don't I feel special then
>>677175698
Pretty sure it's april fools
>hopefully
>>677175880
Nothing much really, just chilling here. Kinda down but other than that alls good. You?
>>677175984
I've just never seen it. Can I get a hug then?
>>677176063
No don't worry, you're fine Teto
>hugs
I just need time
>>677175984
i'm glad it makes you happy!
>>677176008
you're working on saturday? im sorry
>>677175338
>My slave should be begging for her punishment
>Looks like you need it twice now Ms. P
Claimed.
>>677176284
hi rei, nice to see you!
>>677176204
same
just chilling
>>677176165
It's okay, don't worry. How you doing?
>>677176138
Okay I guess. You?
>>677176147
Booooom~
>>677176196
>hugs
Take some more hugs
>>677176284
Hi reinon!
>>677176426
Eh that's good I guess
>>677176165
hi tomoko!! im glad you're here, how's your day going?
>>677176147
Yeah I did, I went to be at like 11pm which is way early for me.
How are you?
>>677176242
Ah it's not that bad, I get extra pay.
claimed
>>677176147
Good luck! If im not asking too much, what kind of story? What kind of project?
Are you just writing a rough plot or you love literature too? :o
Claimed
Reclaiming Holo, the best wolf waifu
Awoo~
>>677176631
there's a silver lining to every cloud!
I just got the joke internet claimed ok iv bin fooled =°~°=
>>677176196
I can always hug you with my knife if you want
But I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want that
>>677176204
sure
>hugs
>without the knife
>>677176242
I'm actually a rather sad person in general, I enjoy (and rely) on company way more than I should
>>677176788
woof woof, how are you holo?
>>677176631
Good I was worried about you for a second there.. I feel good :) I think today is going to be a good one.
>>677176649
Thank you ^-^ It's a fantasy story of a group of heroes that have to take down a monster by working together. a little cliche but I'm trying to make it interesting. I also love literature too <3
>>677176639
Hi there!
>hugs
>>677176788
Awoo~
>hugs
>>677176840
Yay!
>hugs more
>>677176381
It's nice to see you to!
Up to anything?
>>677176573
Hey Anon!
Good to see you!
Hows your day been?
>>677176639
oh, heya Nonon, how was your day?
>>677176485
Bad. I smoked pot with my friend earlier and it makes my condition worse. Freaking out pretty hard. But how are you?
>>677176610
Hello! It's been the usual depressing NEET experience. How about you?
Claiming all new chibi ruby (they're different I swear)
She's so cute
Claiming Rika Nonaka.
>>677176573
Why thank you
>hugs back
>>677176631
That makes it worth it
>>677176840
Knives aren't too great at hugging, are they?
>>677176999
Did the trips trigger an explosion magic spell?!
>>677176840
there's nothing wrong with that, every person love companionship! and all of us wish we had more
>>677177030
not really, just waifu's how about you? got anything planned for the weekend?
Jenny reporting in
>realizes this is a thinly veiled roleplay thread
Faggots
>>677176196
Yeah this is an eyesore to say the least.
>Turns out it's for the entirety of April
>>677176573
Not bad, pretty average today.
>>677177030
Hey Rei, how goes it?
>>677177122
I hope that series is not just an April Fool's joke.
>>677177193
Yes. It was painful.
Waifu claiming thread
The rules are simple
> be a huge pussy
> be kissless virgin
> masturbate to anime because you will never touch a real woman
> neckbeard
Seriously how is this a thing
>>677177011
>cuddle
wheeee
>>677177172
not really, They are good to dunk a certain skeleton tough
>>677176889
I'm good, playing The Division, kinda salty because of the Darkzone agents
>>677177097
im sorry to here that, i've been doing pretty good
>>677176262
I understand, Juri.
Do what you must.
>I shall do your bidding
>>677175660
>>677176147
Hello Megu-chan.
>>677177122
I bet it's not going to be a thing
>>677177361
If you are a normal fag then get off of /b/. If you aren't then you must do something equally disgusting.
>>677177344
They don't do April fools jokes about that kind of thing cus it's actually they're anniversary too. So it's real, same with camp camp
>>677177240
All of us? Huh. I guess there IS a reason why we're on 4chan
>>677177284
Oh, you just want to play with us too, don't you anon?
>>677176796
Hey yeah, I guess you could say that.
>>677176999
Aww, that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside
>or was that the hot chocolate I just had
Nice trips and I hope you also have a great day
>>677177172
It really does.
Weekend pay is great
>>677177097
You shouldn't have done it if it's bad for you! You should try to relax and drink water, maybe take a shower or something. I'm fine, a little sleepy since it's late here, but that's it. Day's been pretty boring unfortunately
>>677177030
Good to see you too, dude. My days been Great, Bad, and everything in between. Yours?
>>677177172
You're welcome
>>677177344
That's good I guess
>>677177371
Hehe~
Your hair is soft
>>677177097
I hope you're alright, Anon.
>>677177240
I have some family that's coming into town.
It should be a fun time.
Do you?
>>677177344
Hey Anon!
Hows your day been?
>>677177361
>being this mad
>>677177482
Anything interesting happen to you lately? What's it like being a functioning adult?
>>677177621
i just kinda meant all humans, but yeah lol
>>677175083
Maybe carly rae jesper
>>677175880
Bored? Cause that's what I usually do when I'm in those threads
>>677177208
Fremy is so adorable
>>677177808
Not mad but seriously what do you get out of this
>>677177361
Baiter in waifu thread
the rules are simple
>Be an even bigger pussy
>Never even layed eyes upon a female
>Masturbate to Bait pictures
>Be ape
Seriously, how is this a thing?
>>677177361
>>677177907
Back and ready to endure eye cancer
>>677177344
I sure hope not, the brightness hurts my eyes
>>677177371
Fair enough
>>677177668
They give you a precent or a flat amount?
>>677177993
kek'd
>>677177993
Lol married to a Japanese woman. Sorry buddy.
>>677177519
Heya Tsuzu! How are you today?
>>677177668
Well let's just pretend it was both haha :3 but thank you I hope you do too! What are you up to right now?
>>677177357
I'll help you on your way home
>>677177797
Glad you like it
>>677177840
>all humans
wew, big scale
>>677177808
naw, just gonna be another weekend, maybe something exciting will happen
>>677177824
nah my life is generally pretty boring, im just seeing where life takes me
>>677177783
Thank you Emi. I'll just get some tea or something. Are you on break? Too much free time?
>>677177808
I'll be fine, I used to have panic attacks everyday this is nothing. But I appreciate your concern. How are you?
>>677178069
I feel the same way
I hate April 1st.
>Bento Box.
>>677178069
Heya Yuuko!
>>677178139
>HAH! I-I have a gf! Now I won the argument! F-for sure
Pics or it didn't happen
And I mean the marriage pics
>>677178230
i guess it is lol, how's everything going for you?
>>677178361
But we love you Benito Box! <3
>>677178230
I appreciate it.. I kind of really need the help.. I'm just surprised you can put me on your shoulders.
>>677177616
I hope you're correct.
>>677177797
Yep rather have average than terrible.
>>677177808
Pretty lackluster, didn't do much besides go for a run. How was yours?
>>677178100
I know right? A lighting feature would of been nice.
>>677178239
And your satisfied with that? I'm not saying you shouldn't be, I just have no idea how to live myself.
>>67717806
Finally
>>677178283
I have too much free time. My sleep schedule goes to shit when I'm not going to classes or anything.
Tea is a great idea, it'll get you functioning again. Did you smoke a lot?
>>677178156
I am great, thank you. How about you?
I'm still getting fresh, so it will be a bit before I can start posting in earnest, but.. I really enjoyed yesterday
>huggles
I'll be back shortly.
On break again. Work, my minions, work!! But seriously, imagine making a LOT less money than your weeb supervisor. It's like the only thing that keeps me going, haaa~
>Mirai claim
>>677178592
Never said that I hated anyone, just that I hate this day.
>>677178705
im honestly in the same train as you, i live my life in the present not the future, it'll probably turn out bad but...
>>677178352
Hello sweet tits
>>677178532
Hey spoopy
>>677177824
Hello neet tomoko
>>677178361
Hello Bento-kun, my good friend, also Hello to anybody I missed.
>be back in a bit
>>677178100
On weekends I get 1.5x extra pay
On public holidays I get double time (2x pay)
>tfw they stack
>>677178156
Just getting ready for work, and semi lurking this thread. Thank you for the well wishes
<
>>677178668
They never have and never will make fake seemingly real April fools things. They say it every year, check Burnie's twitter he said something about it
If im wrong I'm gonna kill myself cus I need some chibi ruby. She looks so fucking adorable
>>677178532
Yeah I'm not putting my pictures on here but I've figured out what this is. You're all that one disgruntled autismo anime kid from high school without friends but now you have each other. That's nice. Moving along to less sad boards
>>677178772
10/10 pic. I used to in highschool. Then something went wrong with my head and that stuff just makes it worse. If I don't smoke with my only friend he calls me a pussy, so I just do. I know how you feel about the free time,I'll probably kill myself soon if I don't find a job.
Almost ready to pass out, but I gotta keep strong.
>>677178880
Welcome back :3
>>677178860
>hugs
Okay I'll see you then!
>>677178923
I know Benito Box I know but hey cheer up it's only for today..
>hopefully
>>677179096
Good luck at work today :) don't work yourself too hard..
>>677178988
you waifu just looks great and i still don't know why i like her style so much
probably the perfect tights
![]]D ][ ]]V[[ ]]D.png](https://i.imgur.com/zvBI65V.jpg "]]D ][ ]]V[[ ]]D.png")
>>677179119
I don't even watch anime, read manga, or play a single Japanese video game.
>Try harder
>>677176023
Uhu~
See you in different clothing, of course.
I'm unsure about the top it's self, but it looks good on you~
And those socks are very cute. Huhu~
Anything else that you can wear for me?
>>677179096
whoa! that's pretty good! try to have fun at work lol
>>677179211
Don't forget to stream it.
im just gonna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk05JCQEl54
yeaaa
right there
>>677178668
Had to turn my screen brightness way down
>>677179096
Noice, more than they do where I work
>>677179211
Temp agencies can sometimes find you not shit jobs
>>677178239
Hopefully!
Play some games and chill, I figure?
>>677178283
I'm alright.
I'm glad to hear that you've reduced the frequency of attacks.
How's your day been?
>>677178668
It was alright.
I have a friend over and I'm teaching him the rich wonders that is 4chan.
>>677178230
:)
>>677178361
Don't we all
>>677178542
It's going fine. Everythings moving how it should and I'm sleepy.
>>677178592
>stops dragging megumin
uh... I can't
>continues to drag megumin on the ground on the way back
>>677178984
Yuuko, are you straight? Bi? Gay?
RIP MUGI ;((((
>Mugi
>>677179266
Tadaima, haa~
>>677179096
Thank you, and enjoy yourself today :)
>>677179380
It really is great
Alrighty I'm off, I'll see you guys around 4pm (Australia time)
>Have fun!
>>677179321
You really want me to pull out everything from my wardrobe?
Well, How about this? c:
>>677179480
I can't stop laughing.
>>677178772
Where are her legs gone?
>>677178939
Well you could die of an aneurysm any second, why would you worry about ten years from now?
>>677178984
I love you senpai. How are you?
tamamo claimed
>>677178988
Hello anon, how are you doing today?
>>677179266
I can only hope, I already got eye cancer from this.
>>677179543
Some people are probably enjoying it.
>>677179676
>tfw i replied to myself
>>677179266
Sorry
>>677178772>>677179777
He legs too big for he got damn feet.
>>677179537
mostly....actually, yeah that's all of it lol
>>677179579
same here, i hate feeling sleepy....
>>677178069
Hey welcome back
>>677178880
What do you work as?
>>677179220
Nigga you got this
>>677179602
Poor mugi
>>677179602
FeelsBadMan
>>677179611
Oh hi there! How're you doing?
>>677179737
>everything
Don't
Pull
Out
The
Switch
>prinz
>>677179676
have a good day kirino!!!
>>677179211
>10/10 pic
Thanks!
>something went wrong with my head and that stuff just makes it worse
Then you shouldn't do it
>If I don't smoke with my only friend he calls me a pussy
Then he is no friend of yours. Be assertive, man. You should state clearly what you want and what you don't want. If they don't like it, too bad. If they leave you for that, their loss.
I know it's a little cliché that I suggest that, but try exercise. Endorphins, sunlight, self-improvement... Those are things that help you feel better. Besides, I suppose you have some free time at your disposal, so why not give it a try?
>Emi
>>677179676
Night anon.
>Bento box
>>677179579
We talked about this yesterday silly. I am straight i believe, but untested.
>>677179780
I love you too anon. I'm good. So long as i have you in my life how can i not be?
>yuuko
>>677179909
Wut
someone make a new thread, since you can't post images here anymore
>>677179676
>>677179879
Enjoy work
>Sameji
>>677180184
She lost her feet when a nigger tried to sell her for KFC.
>>677180166
People yesterday told me you are not...
I got confused
>Chara
>>677179962
did i miss a waifu hunger games?
if i did that sucks
>Mugi
Chara, your turn
>Emi
>>677180346
Well we were also talking about how my co-workers think i'm gay so it's understandable.
>>677179937
sup nigga
>yuuko
>>677180354
>this
Just let me get the copy of the rules and I'll just make a new thread.
>Noire
