When you masturbate, where do you like to cum? (Towel, sock, photo, etc)
>>677150236
your mum's face
>>677150236
Either my wife's tits or girlfriends face
>>677150236
sauce?
>>677150236
I make my married bitch swallow it.
>>677150236
faggot
>>677150236
On my the palm of my left hand, and I clean it up by eating it
floor
>>677151126
Oh my fuck, I do the same thing. It's fucking great huh
>>677150236
When I use nocum technique there is no cum
But it makes you hornier
Otherwise I use Tshirts
Not more than 2 days
My foreskin
>>677151252
Fucking animal
Moar
>>677151252
You. I'm a fan of you.
in my girlfriend's pussy
>>677150236
Towel for easy clean up
>>677151782
no cum technique whut>?
I used to eat it as well but now i just flick on the floor or wherever. I dont understand all these people with wipes and towels. Just smush it into the duvet or something.
>>677150236
Anything within shooting distance.
Walls. Bed. Floor. Blanket. Pillow. You name it
Wherever the fuck it lands
I shoot it in the toilet bowl
In the sink. I generally jerk it laying down in bed, but get up and walk to the bathroom when I'm about to cum.
I like to stand over the granite countertop and set my balls on the corner. The cold temperature + shaved balls makes me nut extra hard.
you should try it sometime
i stand up and finish on my desk. then i lick it up
>>677151993
Press on your dam while cumming, you won't waste a single drop anymore
>>677152250
That does sound nice
>>677152360
your dam, what?
like this
Daughters panties. Her clean ones. Then I put them back in her drawer so she can wear them.
In yer mums butthole
gf's mouth
On the cat
>>677152374
ball stimulation in general is awesome when you are about to nut. once you shave your balls and have a girl blow you and lick/fondle your nuts, you will never go back to having pubes longer than about two days growth. and the ladies love it.
>>677152600
whoa man i thought the camera angle was looking down at the floor and your cum was defying gravity
>>677150236
tissues.
I've been cumming inside nylon socks lately. Thin, soft, material that will hold my cum even when I jet out ropes.
I jerk off in my bathroom sink, I still live with my family so i'm thorough in cleaning up
>>677151819
>>677151833
The shots themselves aren't particularly impressive though, more of a dribbler.
>>677151252
nice cock
i just cum into an empty bottle then throw it away. always have one on my desk
>>677153169
do you ever go on jobuds? that t-shirt thing you do looks familiar...
>>677150236
Onto a thin layer of toilet paper that I can throw away easily in the toilet. Any other way is disgusting.
>>677150236
Hand and i swallow it.
proteins, you know...
>>677153231
This, I have used the same bottle for a few weeks like Jizzus and accumulated maybe like 4oz once. I spilled it on my floor and puked. Never again, now they're single use.
>>677151874
Oh Omar.
>>677153538
Nope
out of the window
I have a trash can with a paper bag in it by my desk I move under my chair. Have like a massive pile of napkins on my desk I wipe extra jizz off with one. That or in the toilet.
I started shooting cum at what I feel was a very young age (10-11) and I know it was long before my friends could do it. It always made me feel special but a little isolated too.
But while my first ejaculation was only a few drips, after a few months I had already reached my "adult" quantity: 3-4 huge ropes of thick cum, a 5th or even a 6th one when I'm really horny. I measured it to be around 9ml. It's big when you're 20, it's HUGE when you're 10.
So it was really weird, almost embarrassing, but I feel it developed a cum fetish in me.
I was fascinated by it, I always preferred to masturbate during the day so I could see the cum spurting out of my dick, I thought it was sexy even in my child-psychology kind of way. I enjoyed the visual aspect of my orgasms almost as much as the physical sensations.
I started doing it in front of mirrors, then when I had my first digital camera I recorded myself. I ended up fapping to my own cock ejaculating.
Proper cumplay developed later because like everyone else the taste was awful and I'd quickly lose interest after I came. But the fetish was stronger and now with practice I enjoy swallowing like a slut and I had some warm cum almost everywhere on (and in) my body.
>>677154272
Just show a girl a cock like that and she will gladly stroke or suck you off. Girls love nice looking cocks.
>>677153745
Yep pretty much this been eating my own semen for years
>>677150236
My mouth, I love to recycle.
>>677154648
your story turned me on.
In my own mouth mostly.
>>677153725
The only correct answer
>>677155757
that's the point
The side of my mattress
>>677154648
When I was a kid I used to masturbate looking at my butt in the mirror
What is my name?
>>677150236
Panties. I steal them from dryers around my apartment complex
>>677156484
Johnny?
>>677156484
Slim Shady
My hand, then cover my face with it.
It's great for the skin. My hands are softer than a woman's.
On your mom!
>>677156540
I used to do this in college. I liked to wear them too.
The microfiber Victoria's Secret PINK ones were the best shit ever
>>677156927
>Ernesto Shea
That was the first thing said you originally 12yr old faggot.
>>677153725
>thin
I would agree, but if I cum onto a single slice of toilet paper/tissue/etc it will soak through and probably get all over my hand which was holding the slice. Sometimes it's heavy enough to break right on through with its own weight.
>>677156540
Me too.
>>677150236
>sock
why do people do this?
>>677156991
so sad that the VS underwear line has gone to shit. every girl I fucked from 2003-2009 wore that shit.
>>677151126
>>677151632
real common interest
Why aren't there any names in this thread?
>>677150236
unlike you nerds, I just dump it in my gf.
>>677156037
well duuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
dont b mean
>>677150236
In my chest then I use it as lube to finger my ass
>>677157466
Because they are too poor/lazy to buy tissues when they run out, so they use a dedicated cumrag instead only to find that it will become a white brick in the future.
>>677157746
Same here
>>677157877
but why finger ass when you are after done?
>>677157678
You have to refresh to see names
>>677157770
I wasn't mean, I was lewd
>>677158047
thanks harvey
>>677150236
In the bathroom sink
>>677157985
I like to finger my ass, I am gay. Also its usefull for a second round.
My favorite place to cum is in the shower, down on my knees, pressing my tongue between my wife's buttcheeks and tasting her sweet asshole.
>>677150236
Pro tip. Pinch your foreskin together whilst you're cumming = longer orgasm. Downside is one false slip and it'll shoot oout everywhere.
>>677158071
ohhhhhhhh <3
I edge when masturbating. Save cum for wife.
I have been known to misjudge and just let rip into my hand. Old School
>>677158553
>it'll shoot out everywhere.
this is bad?
>>677157466
Being able to cum into something without having a partner.
>>677150236
Wash cloth
I close my foreskin before cum to keep it inside, then I wash dick with cold water. Never needed tissies towels or socks
>>677158810
When you aim for the tissue afterwards and hit your pillow it is, yeah. Shoots out like a goddamn super soaker.
>>677153745
>>677154947
no other cannibals?
you disappoint me /b/
>>677159136
Amen brother \o/
>>677158875
Socks are linty as fuck though. And they're tiny. (Both for muh dick and muh load.)
I prefer cumming into a used t-shirt, boxer shorts or whatevs.
>>677158466
Go on.
>>677159287
I do it too. But mostly for the convenient cleanup. I mean... that urge to eat cum vanishes like 30 miliseconds after you blow... so you gotta gobble quick. No basking in the afterglow... oh no.
I love it when my wife jerks me off. It's probably one of my biggest fetishes. But then... 90% of the time she jerks it right into my belly button.... which just fucking kills it for me.
>>677159574
Until you cut your hand on your t-shirt..
>>677150236
In the soap dish while in the hotel shower. On the floor of hotel steam rooms. In hotel jacuzzi. I like hotels.
>>677159852
yepp just broke with a girl cause she has stolen my delicious semen
>>677159574
>sock too small for my dick
bullshit. Either you have tiny little bitch feet, or a fucking massive schlong.
I just sling it, like I used to be known as the slinger cause my mirror was covered and my room was gross, all I'd do is wank and sling all day..
>>677160446
That is gross.
>>677151874
This
Baby wipes or paper towel.
>>677160999
checked
On a perfect stranger picture
>>677150236
White underwear, ninja mode
>>677152677
>>677152677
nice one!!!!!!! do you do it a lot?
>>677161274
>eats so much yogurt he cums yogurt
Into my hand to swallow or onto my stomach and chest before getting in the shower.
>>677161919
>onto my stomach and chest before getting in the shower.
Fuck that, especially if you're hairy.
>>677158774
This for me too. It's never as good alone as when with my wife so I'll 'bate sometimes looking online or something and just edge.
By the time me & the old lady do our thing I'm all worked up and the load is Titanic. She usually blows me to finish, explode in her mouth, she gets up to spit it out and comes back to hold me while I shudder in afterglow.
If I go 2 or 3 days with the edging then finally bust with her...Good God, the orgasms are unreal. No shit takes me like 5- 10 min to recover...
>>677160752
Not really masturbating, though......
>>677161274
Do one of her, please
Where ever it lands
>>677162123
I am hairy but give no fucks. Nothin beats waking up and jerking your morning wood right in bed.
In my boxers/underwear
>>677152474
Jesus Christ, dude, just press here before you cum
>>677150236
I cum in a little cup (shaving cream can comes with a plastic cup or whatever) and then wash it away in the sink. No mess, no cleanup.
>>677163665
That's a real good idea. Think I'll start trying that.
>>677152845
got headfaked too mang
One thing you all should never try is masturbating in a plastic sandwich bag. It just sticks to your penis something fierce and it's a bitch to peel off.
>>677159287
I love doing it, but most of the time I'm not horny after 1st round anymore
>>677150236
On my blanket or the floor
>>677161274
if your cum looks like that go see a doctor
>>677163336
wat
>>677163336
No one knows what you're taking about
Straight into a paper waste bin
In my nose, who needs cocaine when I can snort my cum
>>677164580
Try it yourself?
>>677151782
How's that?
>>677159136
me too, but I just leave the cum on the toilet and clean my dick with toilet paper, no cold water
just pinch my foreskin and run take a shower
On my face, then use it as shaving cream. It's good fun
I like to put it on tributes!
>>677165275
You actually cum on your computer screen? That has got to be a pain in the ass to clean.
>>677165502
Although I can't see it in his pic, most people who do this put a big transparent sheet over it. Either his is hard to see or he's a retard.
>>677161274
>Cums on stove top
>Looks like icing
See a doctor joanna
>>677165275
You know, I get the tributes on paper print outs but these fucking cavemen shooting jit all over their laptops and tablets are straight disgusting. God damn man...
On my belly.. from my back.
Lazy asf
>>677151126
mah niggah
>>677150236
Lately I've been cumming blood. Sucks. Prostate shit. Hope it goes away.
>>677165887
I know.. just more intense to cum direct on the screen.
I have screen cleaner, i's not to bad.
In the shower after lifting weights is the best time. Nothing quite like lathering your balls with shampoo and then shooting one off. Easy clean up and I feel like a snake on opium after I get out. Very relaxing.
Into my hand, which gets wiped off with tp (which is flushed), and washed. I don't like mess.
>>677166203
You might want to get that checked out.
>>677165638
I'm going with full on tard. I just picture his fucking kid trying to watch Thomas the TankEngine of some shit on his laptop and straining his eyes to see through the blur from wiped away jizz.
You're gonna blind your kid you fucking mongloid...
On the ground outside
Toilet or
Into tp or paper towel
Used to nut into a paperbag of mainly used jizz whipes an kleanex near my bed but it's hard to sleep with the smell of cum.
Terrified of the cleaning associated with Nutting on myself, going to be interesting how that turns out.
>>677166321
I have, nothing uncommon. Google it if/when it happens to you.
I just shoot on my belly and sometimes chest if I haven't jerked it for a few days. There have been a few times where I shot so hard I looped one over my shoulder or onto my face but that only happens after no fapping a week and edging for a while
>>677166370
That would be another way to go blind from masturbation.
>>677165887
do you just tribute random girls or what?
>>677166606
Google isnt a doctor you idiot.
>>677166606
Umm, I fairly certain EJACULATING BLOOD is not normal you fool. Don't get checked, die of iron deficiency & blood loss through masturbation. That's what your death certificate will say...
>>677166986
Or, more likely, prostate cancer.
in some dirty laundry, and then wash it shortly afterwards
>>677166986
>>677167242
>>677166925
I did go to a doctor. It's a prostate infection. Cumming blood is not a symptom of prostate cancer. Still sucks. Doesn't hurt though.
>>677166986
Anytime you shoot blood out of your cock means there's something seriously wrong down there. If it happened to me, I'd literally run to the nearest hospital.
Toilet
I always use 3-5 tissues, layered, and then a couple more for the after-cum.
I wish I could nut in her mouth just once.
>>677159852
That's true, I always ask my gf to spit my semen in my mouth after avery blowjobs. it's sexy as fuck
>>677154597
>trash can
Yep! Its all going in there anyways, right?
Aim for the trash, where the spunk belongs.
God knows my genes are non-recyclable.
>>677153725
A piece of toilet paper is the only right option.
I want to cum, quickly wipe it off, throw it in the toilet, wash my hands, then continue the gaming.
I don't have time to do cum chores by cleaning up a sticky mess afterwards.
>>677150236
a towel that i clean about once every 8 months
>>677152677
I prefer my daughters dirty panties. I like to keep her pussy clean enough to eat.
the floor
>>677168457
Sounds crunchy.
>>677150236
In my doggy dish.
Then I lick it up like a good slut.
I lay a paper towel over my keyboard and go to work all over my laptop. I usually cum all over the girl I'm jerking to. Then I feel sad cause it's not IRL FeelsBadMan
>>677168607
Stories please
>>677150236
In my cum jar.
>>677150236
Sometimes I stroke so hard, I'm punching myself in the nuts then I stand over the toilet and blast it with jizz.
>>677163336
DON'T DO THIS!!! It causes your body to produce a very potent cytotoxin that might render you sterile for life!
>>677169805
>>677152809
Underrated
im only allowed to cum if i eat it
>>677170124
Pathetic
>>677170001
I don't think his cat likes it....
>>677170124
Same. That rule's been in place for a while now. The doggy dish is more recent.
I fap laying on my bed, but with my back propped up with pillows so that I'm half-sitting half-laying. My laptop goes on my chest/torso area so I usually end up cumming straight onto the back of my laptop. Shit is covered in cumstains. I wash it off using wet paper towels every so often.
>>677152600
How big?
I know it's crazy bad, but a lot of times I jerk off laying in bed and it's always so much better to continue jerking as you cum. So I can still do that I pinch the tip of my dick then let loose after in a bottle, a napkin, etc... Or if I have a paper plate in my room I'll put it on my stomach/chest and jerk off onto it. I've got myself in the face that way a few times, though.
>>677150236
I clinch something that feels like its behind my perineum and I delay the sperm so nothing comes out before I need to pee. I've done this for twenty years.
>>677150236
Sometimes in my mouth, sometimes on my face, sometimes on a dildo before licking it clean.
on the bed
>>677170269
Eh, cat will lick it off eventually?
>>677161274
What is this elmer's glue shit? Is this real? What the fuck it's litterally everywhere like a fucking supernova eruption of cum. And it's all from that tiny little eurocock. I'm calling bullshit.
But if it's real, seriously, teach me your ways.
>>677172323
Hope so. Or else that's gonna be one sticky, stinky kitty.
I always use a towel, it's easy clean up and can be thrown in the hamper like anything else. Only had one time I had to use a sock.
>>677161274
>the only good answer
Into an empty water bottle. Then just throw it out.
I usually just wipe it on my thigh then go to sleep.
>>677150236
These days, just along my thigh or wherever. If I'm feeling particularly freaky, I flip upside down and cum in my mouth.
>>677153169
>Dickerson
Generally in your moms ass OP
>>677152250
>I like to stand over the granite countertop and set my balls on the corner. The cold temperature + shaved balls makes me nut extra hard.
This guy knows what's up.
>>677169602
No real stories. I do fuck my daughter, but don't jerk off into her panties. Her mom's dead, and we are very close.
>>677173984
Gonna have to try that.....
>>677174971
Age?
>>677174971
