Can we get a best of /b/ thread going!?!!?111
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Can we get a best of /b/ thread going!?!!?111
>>677129002
What a weird fucking ui. When did that come from? I'm an oldfag, btw.
I believe it's an April fools thing. It wasn't like this last night.
OP
>>677130447
must have been a fair bit of coding for just a one-off thing...
Doubt we have seen the last of it however
>>677132244
Top Kek
>>677130316
if you have to say you're an old fag, you're not an oldfag
>>677133132
Hahahahaha
What does all this there is no anon shit
>>677129881
ebin
here's some reward for dank post :^)
>>677130316
>claims to be oldfag
>"when did that come from"
>mfw
>>677133021
kek awesome
>>677134060
Bullshit, pissed on electric fence before. Dick still attached.
>>677133860
feel so bad for the faggot
his only choice is to go full trap
but really, i thought you could get a brand new penis with surgery, no?
>>677129002
>>677134644
wrong post i meant this one
>>677134527
>Be me, circa 2001
>Huge fucking faggot
>Live in twin towers penthouse
>Have a fucking huge rectal prolapse
>Like 22 feet
>At gas station taking a shit
>It gets sucked down the toilet
>Have to wrestle with gators for 5 hours to get it back
>Pick bits of shit out of it on the way home
>mfw gator tooth lodged in a fold
>Later, back in apartment
>Suck rectal prolapse up with vacuum cleaner nozzle
>Only way to stimulate it after all that dick
>Literal tsunami of jizz
>Rectal prolapse gets wrapped around vacuum motor
>Short circuit.jpg
>Lethal voltage stimulates my prostate
>Look over at computer
>Gay porn on all 15 monitors
>Goatse set slideshow flashing on largest one
>Achieve faggot nirvana
>Vacuum catches on fire
>I was a boy scout once, I'm prepared for this on so many levels
>Yank prolapse out of vacuum, half of it tears off
>It'll grow back
>Go to sink and suck up water
>Shoot it back at vacuum
>Fire out, all's right again
>Alert pops up on cumpoter
>Al Qaeda has gotten wind of my enormous faggotry
>They've vowed to destroy me
>Shrug it off and go back to gay porn
>Later hear approaching plane
>Look out window, plane bearing down on me
>shitshitshit
>Bungy jump out window with tattered remnants of prolapse
>Rips off, slowing my fall down
>Survive
>mfw it didn't grow back
>pic related
>>677134880
wtf no i meant this one
>>677134060
Before the ceaseless cuck, trap, fur threads. Back before generally unfunny and repetitive content became the predominating theme. Before there were feels, there were baww threads. Before kek, we did shit for the lulz. Back when you would turn on CNN or Fox News and see something you witnessed being discussed in a thread the night prior, manifest itself and impact the world on a global, albeit trivial, scale. Back when getting v& was a legitimate concern because you had participated in at least 4 publicized bomb threads in a week. When we weren't prank calling public events posing as Al Qaeda, we were shutting down the pool in Habbo hotel, keeping them safe from AIDS.
People say /b/ was never good. Bullshit. This place used to be fucking awesome. I would literally lurk from dusk till dawn, fapping and laughing. Now I just fap, I rarely ever laugh.
We conceived CNN to broadcast that Steve Jobs had died of a heart attack via ireport causing the stock price of apple to fucking tank. We made Oprah say 'Over 9,000 penises" on fuckign T.V. We made Times Magazine list moot as the most influential person in the world in 09. WHY did we do all of that? For the fuckign lulz, that's why.
It's weird, because although /b/'s community is as massive as it's ever been, there is very little momentum/drive/innovation. For example, Shillary is campaigning in Syracuse on Friday. If this is were old/b/, there would be multiple threads on various possible ways we could fuck shit up. That's why old /b/ was fun. We got involved in whatever was happening in the real world for the lulz. I think there's hope, though. I think we can make /b/ great again desu.
>>677134060
holy shit...
>>677130316
It's Facebook now.
>>677134584
how did you know it was on?
>>677135908
you a bitch, monica
>>677135461
I'm with you anon. How can we fuck shit up for Shillary in syracuse
>>677129002
are fucking kidding? come on are yo 12 yo? come on go to sleep faggot
>>677133767
bjbhbhjjhbhbhjbj
>>677135461
make a thread and link us, I will personally shitpost on every thread on /b/ for this
>Lets make /b/ great again
>>677129002
Can't be that lucky
>>677136358
Didn't you look at pic related.
I'm banned dipshit.
This is what I'm getting at.
If you see something good roll with it.
Don't wait for others to do it for you.
Baka desu ne.
>>677136817
I will anon. I will
>>677136201
damn it feels gud to be a crow
>>677136764
Nice
One of my favorites.
>>677136437
AMERICA!!! FUCK. YEAH.
>>677134246
2spooky4me
>>677129002
All this quads shit is fake, and most of the time you can tell trips is fake. In that case the dubs is fake too
>>677135461
>Over9000 weeaboos are long gone from 4chiin, its over9000
I just want to see what my name is.
>>677130290
XD funny cause my bike got stolen a couple days ago. Fucktards cut the lock
>>677138433
>XD-ing unironically
>>677129002
BLACK LIVES MATTER! STOP IMPRESSING US!!
>>677131163
Acid trips don't make you dissociate from reality, especially not the first time. I call bullshit on this one.
>>677138716
This is obvious. A kid made the greentext and only kids think its funny.
>>677137608
Lost so hard
>>677138433
>rides a bike
underage b&
>>677131163
holy fuck
>>677133295
am i the only one who thought thumbnail upside down was funny?
Test
>>677139275
>lol
Kill yourself
>>677138223
>"tactically shit himself"
this happened around 3 weeks ago.
>>677132861
It doesn't take much for me, but I nearly laws out.
>>677133767
Savage
>>677134178
It's fucking bait you noob
>>677140547
topkek. poor lad
>>677129002
What is so impressive about using a script?
>>677134246
3spooky5me
>>677131063
You know shit about coding, eh?
>>677138716
They can if you are actually taking RC's and not LSD ya dingus.
