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Halt! We have noticed illegal dubs going through here. Show us your singles and you may go...
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Am I free to go officer?
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>>677097959
Mornin' guv, wanna buy some singles?
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I'm a nigger
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>>677097959
Ha you dont even have a gun
Ill be on my way silly brit
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LOLOLO
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>I run fast
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>>677098500
I'll smash ur fukin head in!
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No no no NOOOO
Wreeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Fuck, I don't have time for this shit
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ARREST ME, I'M RIGHT HERE!!!!
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>>677099625
STOP RESISTING!!!!!!
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Here you go, officer.
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>>677100299
ARREST HIM
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>>677100441
DONT FUCKING TAKE ANOTHER STEP OR ILL KILL HIM
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>>677099985
I yield!

>>677100299
Damn it anon, fucking run away
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>>677097959
You'll never catch me, copper
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Here are my singles, now let me pass.
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Rolling for freedom
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>>677097959
Nothing here officer...
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>>677101077
Target is resisting arrest, foot pursuit in progress.
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Rolling .
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I always get dubs...
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Mhya see! you'll never take me alive coppers! see? Mhya..
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Fuck we got hostage situations and dubs getting by!

We're calling in SO19
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>>677097959
Lemme go aye m8?
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>>677101956
We need martial law!
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>>677097959
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not me cunstubble
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>>677097959
Only singles here officer
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s
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Im not showing you shit all my dubs legit.
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>>677097959
N-nice day officer, isn't it..?
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>>677103868
I'm watching you
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"These aren't the dubs you're looking for"
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Not a lot of dubs since special forces came eh?
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>>677104061
*gulp* we're all friends here... h-haha..
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:^)

I am a top class memester, there is no way you are catching me officer!
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Here you are, sir.
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>>677104182
Thanks to law and order, no dubs will be getting through.
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>>677097959
nothing here officer
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Let me go.
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lmao you got nothing on me bro
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My singles officer, have a nice day .
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i'll have sux with yer mum m8
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I've nothing to hide, Officer.
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>>677104822
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!!!
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>>677098500
Yeah hello PD I need a full background check on a Ronda Nichols, please check for any previous contact with dubs
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>>677104822
Get the fuck on the ground ya wanker!!!
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Ain't got no dubs officer...
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You ain't seen shit officer. Even if you did illegally witness my dubs I've got a permit.
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Check my singles officer
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Well that was easy
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All right boys order from the queen herself: lethal force authorized against any dubs.
Shoot to kill...
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>>677097959
here they are copper
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Walks casually by.
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>>677106538
Why what guns you fucking tea hosers! HA!
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Yes.
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No dubs here
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E-e-everything i-is in o-o-order officer, here! L-look!
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Just gonna move along here, officer.
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>>677107130
You are pretty close to the legal limit, going to need to ask you to post again...
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I didnt do nuffin
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No dubs here
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>>677097959

>nothing to see here officer
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>>677097959
No dubs, Ms. Solomon
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What seems to be the officer, problem? *burp*
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>>677107677
>>677104822
>>677101077
>>677100299
>>677098500
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>>677107677
DUBS! THIS SAND NIGGERS GOT DUBS!
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I dindu nuffin
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>>677107933
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No dubs here
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Is there a problem officer
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You can't catch me you fat donut-throbbing faggot
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Here you go.
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>>677097959
Any problem, officer?
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>>677097959
you'll never take me alive or in the ass
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>>677108444
WE GOT A KINGPIN

YOU WON'T BE DEALING REPEATING DIGITS ANY LONGER LEONA
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>>677108200
GET DOWN! DOWN ON THE GROUND NAOO!!
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>>677108444
Officer on duty. Need back up we've got a triple threat hear.
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>>677108715
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!
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>>677108873
Looks like those were counterfeit dubs.
You're free to go, sonny.
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i'm clean
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>>677099926
>quick, spray the nigger!
>it only made it mad!
>chimp faces
>goddly police officer (thank God for police) yanks the ugly monkey's crusty unwashed nignog black licourish weave
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I reckon I'm free to get, here.
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>>677109299
Think again, faggot.
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>>677109299
We caught another one sir!
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Right here sir have a nice day
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>>677109004
Thanks officer. Go get those Jews
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no dubs here... nope
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>>677097959
Just passing by o-o-office
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Hallo

Check em and fuck you!!!
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Can I go now? You faggot.
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White power
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Name check m8
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>>677110600
YOU! HANDS OVER YER HEAD!!
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Fuck your singles op
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Evening Officer
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>>677097959
>British police
I'll be fine anyway.
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>>677111055
No officer, fuck you! You will never take me alive!
Also, you are as much of a scum as me, hahahaha !!!!
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>>677111055
>>677111222
See?
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>>677111222
checked and roasted
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see ya nigga
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>>677111111
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>>677111055
I can't believe you're one of them, nick.
'Cuff him, boys.
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Dont you know who I am? I don't have time for this shit, officer. Look at my name, I am not the type of person who carries dubs.
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Yeah right here dude
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Don't mind me... Just passing through.
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>>677111599
Horse shit you fucking lying cunt bag
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>>677111599
put ur fucking hands up right fucking now
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>>677111591
*your
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>>677111832
>>677111698
Shit,Im fucked, ok I admit I have pure Colombian dubs. I will tell you about all the big players if you just let me go.
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>>677111883
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Look (Skywalker), I'm not a person who would consider himself perfect, I've made mistakes in my life, things I regret.
But I have never, ever have done such a terrible thing like carry illegal dubs
So, can I leave now, kind officers?
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pic very related
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Any problems officer?
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>>677097959
Aight mate, here's my singles.

Happy easter, officer.
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>>677112433
FREEZE! YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG
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>>677097959
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Oi oi, nothing illegal going on here officer
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>>677112433
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME YOU TWAT!!!
TASTE MY TASER, WANKER!!
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You'll never catch me alive pigs!! Ahahaha
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>>677097959
Hey you! You wanna try me, guv?
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I just saw the dubs you were looking for
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Only songles are here, officer.
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>>677112581
>>677112659
Just a sec! I've got my permit right here. These dubs are perfectly legal - I use them for hunting on my estate.

Perhaps a little donation to the met would smooth things over?
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Fuck you
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I'm white officer so there is no problem
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Im clean bro
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>>677097959
Of course sir, gosh it feels great to be a law abiding citizen!
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>>677097959
fuck you piggy
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No dubs here...
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........well shit
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no repeating digits here bro
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>>677097959
Bye bye
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>>677097959
my name is dj khaled buy my mixtape
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what the fuck is going on
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Fuck you
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>>677097959
only got me singles
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Fuck you copper!
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>>677097959
no dubs here officer
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Ok! Here we go!
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Check em' bois
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Rolling for swift getaway.
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>>677113355
FREEZE!! ON THE GROUND!!!
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What are you going to do
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>>677113355
OMG! Quad dubs!

Death penalty case!
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Only singles here officer
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>>677113575
Never!
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>>677113640
Suk ma dik
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Test
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Swer to mem mum I no haz se dabs
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uhhhhhhhh
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No dubs here sir
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no ocifer
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Oink oink piggy

Squeal for me
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>>677113355
FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER
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But what if someone gets quads?
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Are my quads aloud?
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>>677113882
What if i give you info on other dubs? I want my charges dropped.
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>>677113990
Nobody likes a snitch!!!
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>>677114110
Do I have to call my lawyers, Nelson and Murdock?
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>>677113990
Tell me everything you know and we'll see
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>>677113901
WE WON'T ALLOW IT!!
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>>677114418
All I know is that I got the dubs from some guy who was giving away free trips. That's all I know! I swear.
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Can't catch me anyway
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>>677114260
You talk to the cops your dead fool.
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Fuck off, cop bitch
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H-here you go officer...
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>>677114759
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I'm clean bro
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Here you go, have a nice day
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>>677114989
Why they paint black circles in their clothes? Its not funny for him, it seems
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