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POST YOUR SECRETS!
When I visit Wall Mart I cum inside new conditioner bottles and put them back on the shelf
>>677082961
They are a secret for a reason
I'll take a shit and not wash my hands, but still put my hands under the hand dryer to make people think I washed them
>>677083337
why?
I fucked a transvestite hooker once because i was too drunk to tell the difference. didn't realize until one of my buddies told me what i did.
>>677082961
For a span of several years, I was delusional. I thought my life was like the Truman Show, that everyone else was an actor, and that all events in my life, no matter how big or small, were orchestrated by a team of writers.
I did well in class, held a job, and briefly had a girlfriend, all while thinking none of it was really real. Then one day I started taking a mood stabilizer for something unrelated to the constant delusions, and the holes in my reality closed. I still had delusional thoughts, but it was suddenly really easy for me to see what was real and what was a delusion. I never told anyone in my family. Only my wife knows about it.
>>677082961
Reps in rippels
When i was 16 a homeless guy attacked me in the wooded area of kitty hollow park & i think i killed him with a rock. I moved his body into the water because the park has gators.
>>677082961
Occassionally steal some stupid shit from foreigners as retribution for the shit they stole/broke. Last thing I stole was a shitty package from Poland with disgusting Nikes in them. Why the fuck would you even ask somebody to ship you old dirty Nikes from Poland. These fucking foreigners man.
When I worked at McDonald's I used to purposely build up dick cheese by not showering and then wipe a little on at least 10 burgers once a week. Never got caught. Would jerk off later that night with the image of whatever customer was eating my cheese
I slept eith my best friends gf and licked her the hell out and im sittin right next to him tight now
I posted a girls cell number last night so btards can harrass her to get nudes ... The I beat off to the messages they screen shot
I desire to fuck my step-daughters. Both are VERY beautiful and HIGHLY fuckable
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>>677082961
if i told you my secrets then they would not be a secret anymore
>>677085454
Here's something to make it worse: if you're fit, and aren't bald or ugly, then they probably want to fuck you, too.
You can't fuck each other, and you shouldn't fuck each other, but you're both probably lying in bed at night thinking about fucking each other.
I'm still socially ruining an ex-friend of mine even though I haven't seen them for 4 years. They pissed me off that badly. Debating pouring brake fluid on their car at somepoint
im a zoophile lel
Not retyping it so I'll post the screen cap of my story.
>>677084370
It's not real
>>677086361
What isn't?
>>677082961
Fucking faggoit
>>677082961
I was phone
>>677082961
I molested myself when I was young and I got away it?
>>677086604
Wow, me too!
Not myself, though, I mean I molested you when you were young and got away with it.
>>677086327
you got cucked by your own dog
ahahah faggot
>>677082961
It's my birthday today and I've been denying it for years
>>677086448
Whole thing
My friend has ADHD and so he takes dexys for it.
Every time I go to his place I take 4 dexys and puts them in my pocket.
Shit is cash
>>677082961
ive let this girl dominate me with her feet
>>677086728
That's not what that word means.
>>677082961
I saw my dog fucking my sister once. Never told anyone. she doesnt know i saw it either, came home from school had a dip in the pool. went in backway instead of front way saw her in livingroom on backside. total mindblow. i was 14 she was 16.
I showed a friend of mine a video of my wife masturbating. Obviously, she does not know that I've done this. Showing him turned me on so I want to show him more of what I have. I am hoping that he asks to see another one.
Lel
Gary
I lie on here constantly
>>677087155
Gary ?
Gaaaaaarrryyyyy....
AHHAA! GARY !
>>677086964
>>677087070
Were you the dog?
Every Friday afternoon I meet up with a 90-year old guy. I let him face fuck me until he cums in my mouth while I jerk myself off.
>>677087326
Nobody asked for more of this random slut you found on Google images
>>677087236
As do I, or am I lying rn?
>>677087257
GARY!!!
>>677087091
lololol
i once pooped in the shower to watch it deslove
Girl name here I go!
>>677088064
wrong thread faggot
noooooo
>>677085076
I got falsely accused on spitting in peoples food at a food place I worked but I never fucked with anyone's food.
If what you wrote is true you are a piece of shit.
>>677086327
Don't let this thread die.
was a long time ago but when i was 17 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend on same night my sis also lost hers. it wasnt that great, was painful for her even was being very gentle.
I killed a man once.......
With my right thumb
>>677087422
what's with these fucking names???
I wanna fuck my sister so bad. I just thinks she's really hot.
ii fap to my wife's daughter
>>677088659
I have a fetish for American cartoon characters
Im not a robot
>>677089583
Maude Pollard
>>677089518
Pix
My gf is so cute and correct and she is like a princess. And I want to fuck with someone like Earl Ingstad from Vikings.
>>677089966
I have videos secretly recorded of my girlfriends best friend and twi of her other friends.
Everytime they come over i excuse myself and fap to their videos in the toilet.
When i come back it feels like i had sex with them. This feels jolly good.
I want to fuck my stepsister really bad, I'm 18 and she's 25
>>677090224
>>677089469
Love smelling her panties and fapping to her
>>677090344
Pic of her?
I cried with joy when my girlfriend miscarried.
Still feel guilty about it. She thinks I cried out of bereavement
>>677089469
Same fetish anon. I wanna cum in my sisters ass and on her tight stomach.
>>677089018
Tell us the full story
I used to trash and destroy cars in the night with my mates because we disliked the person that owned it.
I love it when my athletes foot flares up and I get to peel the accesive skin from between my toes and scratch my feet.
I barely have any secrets at all
I. Fucking. Love. Cocaine.
I have too many... but most of them are normal. I want to fuck every girl I know, including my sister. I sometimes masturbate with a dildo in my ass, my wife recently cheated on me and wants me back, I'm not going back but have to string her along until I can get my stuff. I don't really know anymore then that...
>>677082961
I wanna fuck my stepbrother's daughter
I steal from my family to feed my marijuana habit. It's probably the only thing keeping me from killing myself, and I've taken upwards of 700$ Idk what to do anymore
>>677084370
nutty paranoid b/ro here what did you have?
I have a fetish for muslims since my ex dumped me
>>677094682
Get a job and start going to the gym.
Youll feel much better trust me.
I used to be you.
>>677086954
niicccce
>>677086964
sweet brah, what style did she use??
TKD or muay thai
>>677082961
This is a big one. For the past couple months I've been fucking my sisters dog while my mom and her are working
>>677095028
How'd you get to be anonymous?
>>677082961
Reminder this is a NSA honey pot thread
>>677096822
>>677084833
If it was self defense as you claim why didn't you turn over the body tell the truth?
>>677096822
You're probably right.
I used to fuck my sister's dog whilst she and my mom were out working and a couple of weeks after I posted about it in a secrets thread I got a visit from the feds and was caught in the act, now I've gotta go to court.
>>677082961
I'm a faggot.
--op
I killed a hobo once
>>677084370
Hate to break it to you Pete jones, but don't fucking listen. Your brain is lying to you. You're a star.
I hope my girlfriend breaks up with me, since I'm too much of a pussy to leave her...
>>677084370
Lol he's on to us!!
>>677097487
Cause homeless people aren't really people so who cares
>>677098518
Oh the irony my dear, Chad.
>>677083337
Literal pussy. Let yourself out the bag, m8.
>>677082961
i'm embarassed about my sad little cock and still i love to show it to people. i think i have a humiliationfetish
>>677089350
Can it, Sanchez!
>>677087422
Why hahahaha
i love my girlfriend but want to sleep with my flatmate so much. she's so hot and it would be so easy
>>677095559
Muslim chicks are the bomb
>>677097615
Hahahaha what
>>677099942
Feel the bern
I fucked a hooker and my girlfirend in the sam night 3 hours apart... feel guilty
I have an entire stash of Waifu's on my notes and it's still in progress
Almost every friday night for about two years i'd hang out at my wife's sisters place and smoke drybase with her and her husband and get blowjobs all night.
She loved to have cock in her mouth and would go back and forth between us. Almost always swallowed.
Wife never found out.
Even got a BJ at a family dinner one T-Giving while he watched the door.
She had these huge fake tits, and her husband liked to take pics of me cumming on them.
Used to fuck her a lot, too.
Moved away. Friday nights suck now.
>>677098518
Star a rumor you cheated on her, then don't deny it.
Some of you faggots may remember Holy3, an infamous site that consisted of a chat screen populated by three members: M4, AndrewS and Ariana.
There were reports of people being directed to this site and having, let's say, transformative experiences as a result of interacting with the chat members, particularly Ariana.
There was a lot of speculation about how Ariana knew so much about about the people with whom she interacted. Was this a hoax? Religious prophecy? A bizarre occult ritual? Or even a newly developed form of machine intelligence?
Well, my secret may shed some light on this if anyone is interested...
>>677101743
>>677084370
That's right Pete. It's all in your head.
I think the Dems and Reps are just two different wings on the same stupid bird
>>677100522
been there, done that
I'm a closet pedophile.
I'm also underage...
I still miss my ex,
It really makes no sense.
My current gf and I have been together longer, and she treats me so much better, financially, sexually, emotionally.
For some reason I still have dreams about my ex, catch myself thinking about her often, music reminds me of her etc.
I have felt this way a long time and I never talk about it because people always say the same things
"Get over her dude", "It's been way to long to still feel that way", "what about -her- anon?"
The fucked up part is that she moved states away, and she's getting married, she's happy with her new life, and I feel so alone, surrounded by friends, with an adoring girlfriend who wants my babies. I have never been this alone in my life. I feel like I'm wearing a mask every single day, and at this point I'm so good at faking it no one could ever tell the difference. I still have a picture of me and the ex hidden in my room, and a flashdrive with her head shooped onto a bunch of porn because I wiped everything off my computer when I was about to shoot myself two years ago. Decided not to an hero because my grandpa was a heart transplant survivor who live 14 years longer than they gave him and I found inspiration in it. I still think about the way she used to sing sometimes, or just how she used to laugh at my jokes. I feel fuckin crazy /b/. But it's my secret. Pic related it's her.
>>677101743
do tell
>>677101743
Elaborate
I was diagnosed with terminal depression just under a month ago. I still haven't found the courage to tell my family.
