You become gay when you cant get sex from a girl so your brain makes shortcuts for something easier: Males.
The brain is a mean bitch.
>>677065150
No, it's because big masculine men are better in every way.
I posted it in totally the wrong thread.
Nibi, post allegedly hideous face pic to give us all an idea of what we're dealing with?
I've always liked guys more
>>677065390
I dont post face here
>>677065501
Then give it to me in private.
Holy crap, I just realized I have brownies!
>>677065625
wow, lewd.
>>677065689
Usually I'd yell at you for even thinking I was being lewd, but today is not a day for anger. It is a day for joy.
>>677065150
You think males are easier than females?
>>677065389
Only if they are not fat and bloated.
>>677065396
They are the best.
>>677065526
Goto sleep Luc.
>>677065857
I wanted to play monster hunter 4
>>677065857
By the way, how have we not dated yet? I'd like to see what's under your exercise shorts.
I forgot how good Echos is.
>>677065857
You still have not answered my question.
>>677065957
If you're tired now it'll be worse tomorrow!
>>677065970
I come from the land downunder
>>677065625
You will post it here if I did that.
>>677065857
Duh, females require you to prove yourself and to meet tough standards.
All you gota do for men is to lift your ass in the air.
>>677066267
I guess
>>677066267
Like, the south or do you mean Australia?
>>677066275
I promise, on my honor as a fool, I shall not. Besides, I'd gain absolutely nothing from doing such a thing.
uh these pic will help on adding characters for my Rp
>>677066438
gay RP?
>>677066416
Ive seen you post snarfs nasty pics frequently before.
>>677065857
around, nothing's gonna ever keep them down
>>677066601
I don't like Snarf. I like you though.
>>677066689
snarf is a cutie.
Nibi, I'll show you my grody hand wound in exchange. How's that? That make you feel better about this?
>>677066384
You still need to look good. If you ugly as fuck no one will even notice you, unless you are rich, powerful or famous.
>>677066398
It's a pretty sound idea i think.
>>677066414
The real downunder.
>>677066438
Don't forget me!
>>677066646
I get knocked down, but i get up again never going to put the weights down.
>>677066780
Objectively false, but you're entitled to your opinion.
>>677066689
I dont understand how.
It's that moment when the sun won't let you go back to sleep
>>677066851
How about I fly you up to Murica and I can show you how to shoot a gun since you don't have those down there? Then we can come back to my place were we lay down by the fireplace, watch some Netflix and eat, then make love.
>>677066830
I couldnt do it anyway, I dont have skype.
>>677066851
Im butt-ugly so im fucked.
>>677067042
the sun is expanding endlessly and will eventually engulf the earth.
>>677067128
scared
>>677067003
You make me feel good on the inside, that alone is worth fondness.
>>677067105
Then no grody hand wound for you. Shame, it's all scaly and discolored right now.
>>677066577
No, with my Gf. crazy sex rp we got into, with all sort of fetish's
all started as a fun joke, then we been doing it for now a year
>>677067269
It is. but at least it's good motivation to discover space travel and find other planets to live on.
>>677067419
>gf
eew no why?
>>677067128
>endlessly
No. At some point the sun will run out of fuel for nuclear fusion and then expand rapidly as it turns into a red giant, at which point it will probably engulf the earth, but afterwards it will shrink into a white dwarf.
Though all of that won't happen for possibly another 4 billion years, so we're fine.
Admittedly it was worse yesterday, what with the hideous blisters, but those popped without me even doing anything after only an hour. Burns are weird.
>>677067419
Also, tell me about your fetishes.
>>677067326
That doesnt answer anything. I am a mean dick. Making one feel good is directly opposite of my intentions.
Had the same problem with wem
>>677067528
No, I meant that it's currently expanding endlessly not that it will always be so.
>>677067420
Fuck this place, I'm going to mars
>>677067528
I'm still scared, what if I'm immortal?
>>677067688
The word "endlessly" means without an end, which logically would mean forever.
>>677067610
Get skype, problem solved. You're not nearly so mean, you're like a snake without venom, you bite, but there's nothing behind it to make it bad. It's sort of cute in a way.
>>677067582
Right now i mostly dig in to be a dominated male, and my Gf as a slave, a little big step for me, since i never really been rough toward any of my ex always gently and kind, now i got i wipe in my hand and commands her to do what I command, thats a really turnaround, but so far she likes every thing i done ^^
>>677067737
Enjoy your perchlorates
>>677067737
Mars is pretty neat. It's my life goal to be the first person to have gay sex on mars.
>>677067737
>Fuck this place, I'm going to mars
Vers Empire! !!
>>677067842
ugh. go suck a dick or something.
>>677067883
a dominated or dominating male?
>>677067737
Chances are you aren't.
>>677067977
You dummeh
>>677068058
>dominating
arh shit xD dominating*
>>677068166
you skanky slav.
>>677068220
Oh, I see. So you like being a dominating guy huh?
>>677067865
That requires a lot of effort on my part.
>>677068289
>slav
You can't get any of your facts straight.
F-.
>>677067068
I've been twice, shot many guns while i was there, skied in the rockies and been to vegas as well.
If i go again, i think i'll do texas and the grand canyon. Thanks for the offer though.
>>677067105
You can still be the most attractive you can be by being as fit as you can be. Then goto sexy parties with a mask on or somthing.
>>677067128
Not true.
>>677065150
Op is a chuck... thats all xD
>>677067912
It's good to have dreams
>>677068166
Wanna have a bet?
And don't you turn your butt towards me like that
>>677068392
Yes, and? It'll be worth your time, you'll get to talk to your favorite person ever and also me.
>>677068467
How would you know this? Are you ugly as fuck but ladies still hit on you?
>>677068436
>Lithuania
>not slav
puh-leeze
>>677068467
What part of Texas would you visit?
>>677068524
This is a good reaction gif for dubs.
>>677068467
Maybe you can come visit MY grad canyon.
>>677068524
favorite person ever?
>>677068637
It's just a good reaction in general.
>>677068576
Cause all they are looking for is a better than average body, and that's obtained by not being fat in this society.
>>677068605
I have no idea. It just a thought right now.
>>677068693
Can i ride a donkey down there?
>>677068718
He means me.
>>677068718
Sharky seems like.
>>677068519
I don't want to bet on that because that would imply I would have to prove my side right by killing you, which I absolutely don't want to do.
>>677068585
Factually a Baltic country, which makes me a balt.
>>677065150
No but I did become bi from years of lurking /b/ and /d/ with the burden of sexual frustration.
But hey, I'm having fun so the brain seems kind to me.
>>677068782
Depends on what you mean by ride a donkey.
>>677068782
Well, what would you want to see in Texas? Austin is really only good for the festivals like ACL, Fun Fun Fun, and SxSW. DFW and Houston are better as far as museums go, Marfa is good for art specifically, then there's Big Bend if you're interested in being out in nature. I live in Austin, this place is pretty boring if you're not into bar hopping and live music from local bands.
>>677068782
So you ARE ugly?
Thats bold, buddy.
>>677068819
Why do you figure that?
>>677068822
Could, not would.
I was rather referring to let time do it's job and see who was right at the end
>>677068822
>he said as he's squatting in front of his computer
>>677069107
He seems to make you happy. Me thinks there's some good chemistry there.
>>677069176
W-wha.. How did you find this?!
>>677069284
i have my ways
>>677069117
I'll probably die sooner from some terminal illness, so it's useless.
>>677069166
I'm laying in bed and posting from my phone, so you're double wrong.
>>677069237
He makes me pissed sometimes.
>>677069454
So? The people I love piss me off sometimes, but that doesn't mean anything is wrong. People piss each other off, we're not perfect, it's being able to live with, even love the imperfections, that makes things work. You should listen to me sometimes, I don't lead people astray.
>>677069335
•~•
>>677069386
That's the spirit
>>677069682
I guess
>>677069833
can I fuck your ass?
>>677069833
Shut up and have some tea with me.
>>677070097
Don't do it! it's poison!
>>677070021
That's the ticket! Anyways, I must go to bed now or soon. Big day tomorrow, lots of festivities for the holiday.
>>677070024
Like you'd need to ask
>>677070097
O-okay
>>677070239
Shh.. I swapped the cups
>>677070239
YOU'RE poison!
>>677070314
so are you a qt bear guy?
>>677070314
Now come let me hug you for a bit so you feel better.
>>677070590
It's a trap!
>>677069072
Use you imagination.
>>677069107
What do you mean bold? The average male is pudgy, so if you're not that you already above average. put some muscle mass on and you're well on the way.
And no i'm not ugly but ugly can be a pretty broad spectrum.
>>677069284
look how much fun you're having :)
>>677070409
>>677070590
Uhm.. I'm alright, thanks
https://www.soundcloud.com/neogeo/see
>>677070810
you want to ride my cock.?
>>677070847
No belt! how sexy ^-^
>>677070847
oooooooh... im not really into the whole feminine thing...
>>677070304
Uh huh
>>677070810
>He means me
Post face and prove it.
>>677070847
I don't think you are.
>>677070961
I want to ride many cocks. Doesn't mean i get to.
>>677071084
I'm not going to out myself as a furry.
>>677071075
How unfortunate
>>677071170
I couldn't lie to that face
>>677071400
Well, you know, just grow a bit of hair and start going for a more manly aesthetic and I'd be down to fuck.
>>677070847
Black panties huh?
>>677071170
you genderfluid monstrosity.
>>677071395
Post abs
>>677071395
Just come over and I'd let you ride mine.
>>677071589
I'm a male.
Pets nibis tail
>>677071823
cis scum
>>677071618
You can't see them they covered in fat right now.
>>677071660
Just come over to USA huh?
>>677071551
no thx, I'm fine with how I am now
>>677071581
Yep.
>>677071888
yeah, my house specifically. I'll give you some tender lovin'
>>677071951
Nice.
>>677071824
let me rub your belly
>bara shit
eugh
>>677072072
shut up you skank. you've got a bf, does that mean nothing to you?
>>677071888
Ew, ur fat?
>>677072072
Danke.
>>677072208
Constipation?
>>677072162
Yes
>>677072488
Hoping to get my boy into a little bit of cross dressing.
>>677072638
cross dressing is the worst
>>677071970
That's alot of money for sex, i just go to the local brothel for cheaper.
>>677072484
Not super fat but i have more fat on right now. bulking requires excess foods to grow muscle, i gotta burn it down to a lower % now.
>>677072488
Oh, go away..
>>677072785
maybe you can stay and be my boy.
>>677072819
I'm running out of alopex pics, and I got stuff to do so I will.
Bye everyone
>>677072638
Good luck with that
>>677072704
Depends on who you ask
>>677072785
Im convinced you're not actually muscley, but flabby and smell like BO and sour milk.
>>677072902
I don't even know you.
>>677073023
If that makes you feel better.
>>677072941
Good Night.
I'm off as well. Been fucking about too long.
Night guys!
>>677073167
g'night my boy.
>>677065150
Ive often pondered on why most great historical leaders have been speculated to be gay
Is this one of those April goof threads?
