YLYL April fools edition
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL April fools edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFVaH0E9X3s
>>677046189
Lol
>>677047580
>Psychiatrists HATE him!
>>677047580
>rip in goodnight sweet prince
>>677049733
these would be way funnier without the captions
>>677050092
does anyone have the gif of that girl doing this with her ass and then the penguin doing it?
>>677045375
"When you're less interested in the princess and more interested in the peach." - iDubbbzTV
>>677050819
idubbbz isnt really that good of an influence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txnwlf2tj9w
>>677051047
I imagine that guy saying what are you looking at smotheskin
>>677050301
OC from 5 mins ago
>>677053358
This is the toppest kek
https://youtu.be/oY2nVQNlUB8.
>>677053358
>>677045551
>comrades choice award
laught
>>677053817
>>677053692
samefagging
>>677047080
died at the lard
When I did this it cleared my back pains. It works no question asked.
>>677054239
im curious what does this acutally do, just make you shit yourself?
>>677054239
im curious what does this actually do, just make you shit yourself?
>>677053358
Kek, i have recieved lots of messages like this, i really wonder what kind of horror is behind that link.
>>677045375
This is in queensland
>>677048143
Lost.
>>677054239
im curious what does this acutally do, just make you shit yourself?
>>677054367
Nah it cuts off air supply to the brain and makes you pass out for a few seconds. It can also permanently damage your brain, but that's a minor detail.
>>677048034
lost
>>677048985
lost
>>677054409
makes you pass out
>>677054876
A new Zealander cried as that sheep fell to it's doom.
>>677049733
>>677049622
>>677049529
>>677049398
captions that kill
>>677047080
>by Linda Bacon
>>677048720
I would laugh, but I just finished Watching The Boy in The Striped Pajamas.
>>677053817
You win the internet
>>677053699
lost
>>677054239
I blacked out fucking asshole do you think this is funny? ... No seriously, this one is old, no one is gonna fall to this.I had friends that used to do this. Now they have 2 neurons left,no job and they are fucking poor.
>>677055311
It's ok to laugh cause it's not directly insulting jews
>>677047863
Topkek
>>677047080
>author : Linda Bacon
lol wut
>>677057099
Looked at that pic and got the idea to make this
Do women get April fools day? Recently became quite rich. Was gonna text my friend saying I'll give her £25k to sleep with me as a joke, do you think that's April fools day acceptable?
>>677047080
come on, who the fuck buys pop tarts on amazon. Just go to the fucking store, jesus
>>677047080
>impossible ideal
>which most women tend to achieve
gay? probably.
>>677057915
that wade me laugh too hard
>>677051047
10/10 would bang
WHO WILL WIN???
http://strawpoll.me/7244266
https://youtu.be/IPnTH-cCRE8
>>677058574
whos the zodiac killer?
>>677058402
The gif or my idea for a joke?
Tip Kek, Baby
>>677058759
lost fuck
>>677057915
do it faggot, and post fuckin results.
>>677058197
fat people
>>677059006
sad
>>677045375
My gf called me this morning and said: "I'm love someone else, sorry, anon, were done"
T-that's an april's 1st prank, r-right?
>>677058784
doge side of the moon
>>677048034
kek'd... KEK'D HARD, fuck yoU! KEK!
>>677058358
Experienced homosexual of nearly 31 years here. That guy is definitely a queer.
>>677048489
Unexpectedly kek'd!
>>677058197
What fucking movie is this from? Vaguely remember watching it as a child.
>Time to fap
>>677060215
the arrival
has charlie sheen in it
>>677060268
About 8 years of stress gone. Thank you.
>>677047080
What does lard taste like?
>>677059006
Replayed over 5 times now, Best kek ever.
>>677058197
I know right, fuckin plebs they need to go with the superior newegg.com poptarts
>>677056379
So this is instant nignog transformation? Cool
>>677057259
Oc?also, not a cringe thread, but i saved it.
>>677057915
she'll say it's rape, and the government will agree.
>>677046189
Fuck me. Any TPB reference gets to me.
>>677060039
how can you tell if someone is gay? i think my brother might be gay.
>>677061846
It is uk so you're probably right.
>>677045375
Quite
>>677060726
Fuck that shipping cost
>>677054239
Watch out its mustard gas
>>677055221
kek
>>677063112
Lost
>>677059006
holy fucking shit
>>677060703
Crisco?
>>677045375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3AKR3D4KM4
>>677060266
im fucking dying dude
>>677055311
>Falling for the 6 gorillion meme
>>677064431
go to pornhub, it directs you to that
>>677045375
>>677058150
what is this meme?
ltx wizard is that you?
>>677064852
Didn't know this was a boner you lose thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMzD62g_OAg
>>677064271
YFYL
>>677058900
Didn't exist. (((((Robert Graysmith))))) concocted him purely for profit, feel free to look it up.
>>677059006
fuckin kek
>>677048489
Top kek.
>>677054608
lost
>>677065877
>pic related
Moisturize me!
>>677055221
Trans cruz is baaaaack
>>677067526
Squad goals ammirite?
>>677048923
thats pretty fucking edgy
>>677058714
No idea why but I lost
>>677058916
*all you had to do
fucking faggot
>>677049398
>U C Ivan
>When tape diffenrt boolet cartriges together
>gun shoot different boolet
>gun is turned into smg
>Now am holding two gun
>Double gun
>Double Buolet
>Double fun
>Double shooting
>>677048489
keked so hard
>>677054239
man this always happens to me randomly, im curious why
>>677049529
God DAMN that's stupid.
The idea of taping magazines together was lost on that guy.
Holy fuck. He had to sit there for some time and never fucking noticed.
>>677062913
I heard that you can't even get too close to that thing in a helicopter the downdraft will try to wreck you into the hole.
>>677070177
What the fuck are you going on about? It's clearly a joke.
>>677054239
nerve gas?
>>677053358
kek/10
>>677057259
Pretty much no way this is real
>>677073182
nice thumbnail faggot
>>677073182
>>677073226
Samefag
>>677054409
Causes an extreme sudden drop in blood pressure, you lose consciousness.
>>677074216
I just get a head rush
>>677054669
god that fucking troll face is so unnecessary and it cuts off from the following line which is the best part of that scene. 0/10
>>677048985
>>677057915
Didn't have the bottle to ask her to sleep with me.
>>677045375
lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7THVAAX8T1k
>>677058197
You are what you eat
>fried chicken
>>677075262
God damn that made me feel awkward.
>>677057259
I came here to laugh not to cringe.
>>677076379
She's a good lass she'll know I'm joking. Just as well cos apparently I'm so ugly £25k can't sweeten the deal.
>>677076891
bro she was keen
>eh what the hell
she wouldve done it
>>677077227
You reckon?
>>677078174
fuck m8 for 25k ill dress up like a grill for you for 6 months
>>677078352
Kek. Maybe.
>>677078174
based on the screen shot yea.
I don't know the relationship you guys have already, how you know each other etc.
ask her out for coffee/ lunch this weekend then ask to go out with her, don't even bother mentioning the money
youre in brother, dress smart and put some effort in though, I think you have a chance, worst comes to worse you go to the whore house pay like 1K and get a 3 way
>>677053358
>>677059142
american cars
best cars in da world
>>677064211
checked
>>677078923
How are you seeing that she's up for it from that screenshot? I'm shit at reading women.
>>677059860
>Did this to my Gf this morning...
>Says April Fazool
>Realises that you should never do this when you're punching above your weight...
>>677080666
checked
kek who am i
mem
>>677048143
You comment made me laugh more than those gifs..
>>677081143
None of your business
:stopthememe
:stoptheme:
>>677045375
lulz
>>677064732
*cornhub
>>677074630
Please kind anon, provide me the original.
>>677080402
im reading it as ''eh, why not give it a shot, it might be fun''
again idk how you guy know each other, if your close friends or what. give me some more info
>how you know each other
>how often you speak to her
>if you don't speak often when was the last time you spoke
>how close you are, aka maybe a friendly catch up drink every now and then. or have a chat at a party.
based on the chat though I think you could pull it off, this is what id do.
>wait a day
>ask her out for coffee/ lunch
>play a small innocent prank on her when you first meet
>make a joke about how you another joke (the text) was lame, and the small joke you just played was the real joke.
>friendly lunch/coffee
>get conversation flowing (aka just ask her questions so she yaps on)
>get comfy
>then say ''hey, that text I sent you the other day wasn't entirely a joke, I was wondering if youd like to go out with me''
>wait 5 seconds
>she says yes
youre in
>she says no
take it like a man, brush it off smoothly, ask if she wants to get ice cream or some shit, and just keep talking to her. stay friendly with her, and see her more and more. you'll either grow on her, or have a better chance of fucking her when youre both drunk
>>677053358
Meh, it was an commercial shit site..
>>677082986
Pretty good friends. Speak all the time, she knows I've actually got £25k to waste too.
>>677051155
MY first thought
>>677054608
My fucking side! Lost so hard.
>>677063112
i cry
>>677049733
If you don't realize these are all a mockery of a dumb nigger photo, you're cancer
>>677045611
Lost it
>>677049529
>no trigger discipline
>>677045375
>>677082668
Don't have a gif to provide but it's from the Four Lions movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz0m3MtJpQo
>>677057259
People call this cringe, and I can see why.
But... Honestly... I would never have the balls to straight up ask a random girl to go to the movies.
He approach is off (plus clearly a weeaboo for targeting an Asian lass), but you can't fault him for steeping up to the plate and taking a swing - even though he did strike out.
>>677048985
>>677048985
.
vem l4d
>>677054608
fuckin kek mate
>>677045375
Wanna see something fun? ;)
http://www.mediafire.com/download/0t7e4393kykqfxp/best-of-4chan.zip
>>677054669
Now thats an april fools joke
>>677054439
I used to work for scammers like that
Its a comfy work at home job for a bunch of cash
We had 11 responses we just had to copy and paste and random pictures we would give them if they asked for pictures
Took random numbers from phonebooks too
Not illegal and REALLY easy money
Lots of idiots that fall for it too
>>677078407
Hahaha. That's funny graphic Harold, thanks for joining us here!
>>677048034
top kek
>>677088032
HA! A FUCKING JEW!
When did 4chin put names????
>>677059971
Lost
>>677047080
>supporting truth
this thing is full of subtle jabs, isn't it?
Fucking amazing, I wish I could pay my bills by bullshitting everyone everywhere.
>>677047198
Rape train knows no bounds
>>677046189
I lost too early
>>677049398
Not as proud as she is
>>677055311
>>677051047
You have surprised the igor
>>677045375
kkkkkkkk
>>677064211
Not fucking cool, jackass
>>677089359
brilliant
>>677054876
i saved it on my other computer with "go make goofy proud"
>>677045375
>>677060268
Came out at the same time as contact, had the R rating to Contact's pg-13
>never said more than a swear word
>never showed blood
>Contact has a sex scene in the opening
>>677091083
lmao!
>>677059006
Wow thanks to whoever added that epic meme text XD XD XD
It was really needed.
