Would you rather,/b/
1. Have a perfect 10/10 qt WIFE who is chill, low maintaince. Plays vidya with you and likes the same movies etc. 100% loyal, will never cheat
The catch: no sex, only handjobs whenever you want and pretty good blowjobs on special occasions.
The pros would be that u will never be alone and have a qt best friend and still be a little sexual
2. Be single and free to mingle but you can not be married or in a relationship.
The pros: sex
The cons: forever alone
probably the 11/10 wife option. I'm sad and alone all the time.
>>677042631
...hmmmm... welll.... handys are better then nothing, right?
but the question is why doesn't she want to have sex?
#1 ezpz. PIV sex is overrated anyways.
>>677042631
Obviously long term investment, plus you can play video games, you don't have time for sex
>>677043308
Disease that makes her vagina hurt
(sounds silly but based on actual life events)
>>677042631
if she's chill she'd understand why I need sex on occasion. So no need to stay faithful.
>>677042631
Lifelong mutual happiness with handjobs on the side is much more fulfilling than busting a nut in a bitch you will come to hate shortly thereafter.
>>677043442
Anal it is!!
I'd rather date a literal whore than only hand jobs for life
Does she have aids or something
neither.
>>677043442
In that case, she can learn to start giving head more often and quit her bitching.
>>677043442
Why no anal and blowjobs?
>>677043763
>>677043430
Nice pic. Got another?
>>677042631
2 by a long shot.
what's that saying? you don't pay a hooker for sex you pay her to leave?
Ha ha, I'll take #3 which is my wife. She has an amazing fucking body with 42L tits. Oh, and she has asbergers and sees love and sex as two separate things. She ENCOURAGES me to fuck around whenever she's not feeling it.
>>677043931
Basically this. I can give myself fucking handjobs.
>>677044680
Sure buddy.
>>677044680
Although sometimes I DON'T want to fuck around. It's hard to find somebody that can match her beautiful rack!
>>677044995
Right? That shit doesn't exist, especially in America. lol
While you sit there with your dick in your hand, I have 4 women on rotation.
>>677045138
More of those tits pls, they are fantastic!
>>677044324
Blowjobs yes, she tries her best but doesnt really like to so its not too often.anal effects the same region that gives her pain due to the disease
>>677045531
I've posted these before. We were going to start a big tit website, but life got in the way.
>>677045531
>>677045981
hypnotically beautiful...
>>677042631
Is pegging a thing for #1?
I already got all the positives of 1, and bonus fetish play, and sex.
>>677045369
Traps don't count faggot.
>>677042631
If she's perfect then she'd probably be into the same stuff I am, so I guess that makes her my eager anal slave
>>677045138
Gross
>>677042631
I'll choose whichever option will allow me to have my own children. Option 1 if wifey will do it to have babies, option 2 + single father if not.
>>677046415
Yes
>>677046896
LOL, jealous much? Here's the rundown:
- My wife with HUGE fucking tits
- My ex who's got a meh body but sucks dick like a pro
- Another ex who's a skinny 4' 11", single mom, and super flexible
- An old friend who crushed on me back in high school, she's obesely fat and super horny.
Hey, I didn't choose this life. But I'm sure enjoying it!
Enjoy my wife webm's, faggot!
>>677047527
She will work trough the pain for kids, she wants 2
>>677047152
To each their own. For example, I don't like gay porn like you do, but you don't see me mocking you for it!
1
>>677047717
Then 100% #1. Butt stuff = best stuff.
>>677042631
Il take the Mormon ass wife as long as this is a pretty much guaranteed last till were both in the ground marriage+kids im definitely good with it, now if only this type existed in real life.
Option 2. There is no woman who id choose to hang out with over good friends. With option 1 I may as well just kick it with my friends and give myself handies.
>>677048176
Yeah, work on your insults cause just calling me gay doesn't overlook the fact that she's a fucking land whale and those tits are gross.
>>677042631
Ah don't you love it when you see a cuck try to decide if he wants to watch his wife fuck a nigger and never him or be forever alone?
>>677042631
1st one
>>677049665
Ah another Cuck.
>>677047857
You know... you really need to find some better pieces of ass... Single Moms and Land Wales? wtf?
>>677042631
she'll let me eat her out, right? what about anal?
>>677042631
Could I rub my dick on her vag?
>>677042631
I have to say these choices are complete BS. Even if the wife COULD NOT have sex. No reason you could not dump her ass and find someone else to have a relationship with.
Fucking Cuck
>>677042631
Obvious Beta Material shit there.
>>677042631
Pick wife, cheat a lot end
>>677050096
If you had a wife that you are deeply in love with has an accident that rips her vag off, you'd leave her just because you couldn't put your cock in her pussy? This is what society is missing, nobody cares about anyone else any more, everyone is concerned with satisfying their own needs
>>677042631
Fucking wife, I'm tired of being alone.
>>677042631
Number 1 no doubt. I've done the crazy sex life and now I'm alone with two kids. I'd rather have a good woman to share the rest of my life with than to get myself into even deeper trouble.
>>677045981
fucking nasty!!
seriously, those saggy loose fat sacks are gross as fuck
>>677050519
This is some weak shit here. OP already gave you the option to leave your wife but be forever alone.
I am pointing out OP is a BETA and a CUCK due to this.
While I would not leave my wife, I know I could go out and get in another relationship if I wanted too. The Cuck and Beta part is where the only other option is to be forever alone
I'd like to know if she'll let me eat her out and rim her ass, can I still play with her clit?
>>677045981
>>677046220
Tits are gross AND she's a fat pig
This thread is stupid what is stopping me from having sex with her?
>10/10
>low maintinence
>>677050519
Are you fucking retarted?
This is the way society has ALWAYS BEEN
Pick up a fucking history book you ignorant nigger.
Yes I know your a nigger because of how fucking stupid you are you worthless piece of shit
All through human history men have put wives aside for not having sex or producing offspring.
Fucking Nigger Millennial Beta Faggots. 10/10 would rage again against this stupidity
>>677049935
Oh? Enlighten me, how many model girlfriends do you have? Jerking off to porn doesn't count.
Besides, I'm in my 40s and don't have time babysitting younger women, nor the patience dealing with all the drama that comes with 'beautiful' chicks.
>>677050894
I agree, that is not attractive. It reminds me of a fat person running instead of sexy breast
>>677051029
Yea at 30+ options go way down. I will give you that one
#1 for sure. I think sex is overrated anyway. HJs and BJs are all I want now.
>>677051024
I'm not a nigger, I'm white
>>677051024
Actually kill yourself you meathead
>>677051245
Why because niggers like you are to fucking stupid to know your history?
Oh no society is becoming so bad... Society has always been this way. Grow the fuck up and live in the real world.
>>677042631
will she let u fuck other pussy since u can't fuck hers? also, does she not ever have orgasms because of this?
>>677044500
checked, and kekd. true words anon
>>677051407
What history book described men leaving their wives because they wouldn't fuck? I must have been absent that day
>>677050845
Can touch her vag a bit but getting her horny ie licking etc isnt really allowed, she doesnt like to get horney cuz then she wants to cum but it hurts to cum
>>677051177
That plus I'm an incredibly shy person. I took Adderall for a few years, which gave me the assertiveness to go out and set up this little harem. Now I'm off of it, and plan to ride this out while focusing on my own endeavors.
>>677051212
White or Black you are a nigger and you are the cancer that is wrong with America today.
Fuckin pansy millennials who are so PC they get offended if say their kid lost at a sporting event.
2. I've been in several long-term relationships. Sex is more important at this point.
>>677051597
If your only historic education is from Highschool you still can't be forgiven for your nigger level of ignorance. Maybe you should pick up a history book sometime and read about how men in any part of the world treated their women say 100... 200.. 500.. 1000... or 2000 years ago. God you are fucking stupid
>>677051417
U could be shitty and cheat but as her husband she wants u to be faithful. Orgasms are painful for her so no go
So with option a i get to be like ninja? A sexy best freind for life that is into all the same things im into? i think i could handle that
>>677051603
I'm what's wrong with America? Why? because I think you shouldn't leave your wife to fuck other women? Yeah, I'm a really fucked up person
>>677042631
1 ofcourse
>>677051407
Yes most of society has been like this forever but society is very fucking ignorant, Love is so much better than sex.
>>677042631
I'd like to lick that pussy in the picture, get my tongue right in those folds and get a good taste of her
>>677051936
Yes. That is exactly right. You know what builds nations? Selfish men who want power.
You know what gives away nations... fucking bleeding hearts like yours.
Look at how America started. A bunch of white slave owning men did not want to pay taxes...
Look at why Tibet is now ruled by China.. they believed in peace and tolerance.
People like you are what causes countries to fail.
Your the same type of nigger who would let all the refuges in like Germany so they could gang rape your women
>>677051917
I remember why I was creating human bots with fleshlite...
>>677051849
tell her you would be faithful if you could have sex but she can't expect u to not have sex because of her... give her this ultimatum and i guarantee she will let u fuck other pussy as long as u do it by her rules and her boundaries... she's not gonna get another guy if she can't fuck him so she's stuck with you.. own that shit bro
>>677052111
In what way?
Look at Japan you fucking idiot. They are facing complete social collapse within the next 40 years because people stopped having sex.
Sex is what continues the species. Love does nothing but makes you feel cuddly.
>>677052228
Vat die fok does that have to do with my post?
>>677051849
post a pic of her. no way she's a 10
Footjobs in there? Lap dances?
Either way option 1 is God tier imo
>>677042631
I'm already in #1.
So, I have a mistress when I travel. Best of all worlds.
>>677051810
WTF are you even talking about? Why, because men abused women in the past, and continue to today? Does that mean I am abusing these women? You dumb fuck, I actually told each of these women exactly what I am doing, that I'm married, what they're getting, and not getting. They OPTED to chill with me anyway.
Clear conscience here.
>>677052493
What the fuck does that have to do with what I posted you dumb nigger? Check your fucking tags.
>>677052476
this guys got it figured out.. does mistress know you're married? how'd u hook that up?
>>677043308
medical reasons, it happens in real life. it could be worse she could be withholding sex as a tactic.
The girl, I'm too ugly and lonely. And her hand would be 100x what I get now
>>677052200
you got me all wrong. I'd beat a nigger with a bullwhip, stomp on peoples backs to get my prize. fuck everybody else, I'd leave them crying in the streets but I wouldn't turn my back on the women I love. You've got your shit all mixed up. You need to draw some lines
>>677042631
done both. 1 is the superior option.
>>677047857
Id rather be 20 fucking these womens daughters. Beta fag.
>>677052673
Lines are for men to weak to go for the stars.
Men of great ambition have always had great lusts.
Caesar. Kennedy... Gengis Khan.
>plays videogames
ITT:15 year old virgins
>>677042631
inb4 this is actually a question about whether you would be with a trap or stay alone.
>>677042631
I already have #1...plus tons of blowjobs and sex
>>677042631
Any more of her, Op?
>>677042631
1
Every time
>>677051024
>Are you fucking retarted?
Suggests people are retarded and can't spell 'retarded'.
lolwin
>>677052585
I think you have the wrong conversation. You sound like you're talking about the OTHER conversation about white vs black or whatever. What YOU said makes no sense to MY post.
Go ahead, check it.
>>677042631
How about none of the cuck faggotry mentioned above?
>>677052925
>You dumb fuck, I actually told each of these women exactly what I am doing, that I'm married, what they're getting, and not getting. They OPTED to chill with me anyway.
That had nothing to do with anything I have been talking about you idiot
>>677042631
OP, you're an idiot.
I've had gf's who wouldn't put out.
You just drug them and fuck them in their sleep.
And then you go out and cheat on them anyway.
>>677052490
Shouldn't you be in bed? Did you finish your homework yet?
>>677052595
She does.
She's very young (20) and into mature, fit men that have their shit figured out. All the guys around her are, effectively, boys, so I'm like a god to her.
You guys are incredibly lonely. How often does your crippling loneliness cause you to consider suicide.
This is now a suicide thread
>>677042631
Are you fucking retarded? Is anyone here that fucking retarded?
> Just realized this is /b/
>Still holding out hope
Ah well I am done trolling you faggots.
Gonna go cuddle up with my wife and have some sex.
Later Losers.
>>677052771
"Rather be" is a LOT different than "actually" fucking chicks, betafag.
>>677053106
how'd u meet her? do u travel there often for business or something? doesn't your wife suspect?
>>677042631
1 all the way.
Sex and mingling is horny 14 year old teenager bullshit.
>>677053106
>into mature, fit men who have there shit figured out
>so im like a god to her
>is on /b/
I bet you wear a fedora and a suit all day like its 1960.
>>677053062
Did you trace back and figure it out yet? You haven't been talking to me at all this whole time, except for a SINGLE reply to MY post.
If I could customize a girl and make her mine forever with only that setback, of course.
WAIT SOME OF YOU WOULDN'T.
weirdos huh...
>>677053380
I travel to the same locale all the time. Necessary for my field. I met her through Tinder, of all things.
Wife has no idea. This started long after my travel started, and I haven't changed any of my habits.
Mistress is very discreet out of concern for me and, no doubt, concern for what she has, too.
>>677042631
1 but, what do we call "special occasion"? I mean, can I make her her favorite dish and it would be considered a" special occasion "?
>>677051024
virgin detected
>>677045621
Marijuana and sex all day long!!!!!
>>677053370
But im not actually fucking the daughters of the women being talked About. But i am 20 and slaying poon. Like most other people my age but im not on here acting like im something special. Except your dick will stop working before mine. Rekt betafag
>>677053819
fuck that sounds like a great setup.. did u tell her up front that u were married or wine her and dine her and fuck her first before u told her?
>>677053533
>>into mature, fit men who have there shit figured out
>>so im like a god to her
>>is on /b/
I love this stereotype that people who visit /b/ periodically are somehow deficient.
This is not a necessary requirement for being on /b/ ... just being somewhat deviant is all that's required.
But, if it makes you feel better to assume my life is a weak mess, then by all means, have at it. :)
>>677053998
I told her the second time we spoke. Didn't feel prudent to waste a bunch of time up front.
Also, you might turn away a lot of girls by telling them up front, but the ones you don't turn away are locked in solid because you weren't trying to hide shit from them.
>>677053970
>im not actually fucking the daughters of the
>women being talked About. But i am 20 and
>slaying poon
......ok, that cancels itself out. Not sure what your beef is then.
>>677054156
True that. Honestly I have my shit together and am on /b/ at 3am. Deviant for life /b/ro
>>677042631
You wrongly assume that if I picked option 2 I'd be able to get laid.
>>677043308
Daddy issues
>>677045621
>>677042631
>PERFECT
>Pretty good bj
>mfw
She better blow me twice a day or she's not perfect at all.
>>677054315
Exactly. That's why my harem (as my wife likes to call it), has been going strong since 2006.
>>677054348
Idk im just jealous cuz i want to fuck older bitches but they not going for it. Props anon
>>677042631
1, obviously. She will never cheat, but I will.
>>677042631
that's the most perfect vagina i have ever seen anywhere ever
>>677054381
>>677042631
>mfw ive been stuck in situation 1 for 3 years
>mfw I thought dating a virgin would be hot
>mfw I clearly didnt think this through
>mfw nobody wanted me
>>677051917
Ninja and yolandi have a kid together, and where together for years
>>677049333
This Nigga is rite
>>677054315
what does the mistress do with you that wife won't? don't u think at some point mistress will want u just for her?
>>677054597
Props to you.
#2.
I'd rather be alone for the most part, I dont need some grubby bitch taking up space in my house if she isn't going to spread her legs
>>677054637
Bro, join a swingers group. There are PLENTY of older women who would love to fuck a young man. omg
http://www.swinglifestyle.com/
>>677047857
And I'm trying to get cocky anonymously with complete unknown people.
>mfw you're a poor lonely faggot neckbeard
>>677054950
Remember I said I had #1, which is pretty thin on the sex department.
Mistress is full of young, rabid, sex drive and loves to be dominated by me. In a word, she does everything.
The mistress is eventually going to want a family and her own kids. When she gets a few years older, she's almost certainly going to find a man closer to her age that's actually not a dipshit, settle down, and make a family.
Until then, that shit is mine to do with as I please.
>>677054901
I understand this but they are still best freinds who will probably die as best freinds most people dont have freinds like that they are lucky
>>677042631
Why would you be forever alone if you're single? It's rather the other way around.
1st one all the way
>>677042631
Is there a "Neither: Onaholes are better" option?
>>677051586
What the fuck is this bitch? A vaginal Alien®?
>>677043442
Buttsecs dude! Desroy her anus everyfucking day and fillnit with cum
>>677042631
What about for procreation?
>>677042631
I choose option 3.
10/10 cool,sexy sex, vidya, movies, blowjob and more sex all the time with someone who has a nice pussy,
>>677051029
Keep telling yourself that while you fuck that lardbag imagining younger women. Younger women who ACTUALLY are they the ones who ignores you as you pass by because you're an old, unattractive faggot.
When did you bought your cabrio?
>>677055418
yeah well at least you know thats gonna happen, hopefully she does want u do leave ur wife and fuck your shit up... ur lucky anon, that sounds amazing
>>677056274
Thanks.
I also exercise a great deal of caution. Mistress doesn't have my real phone number, or my address. She also knows me by a pseudonym so she can't find me on facebook, for example. There's a bunch of other things I do, but you get the point. That way, if she ever goes batshit on me, I'm protected from her lashing out by contacting my family, etc.
People could save themselves a lot of grief by thinking ahead and assuming shit's going to go sideways at some point.
>>677042631
It doesn't say I can't cheat so option is obvious ain't it.
>>677052493
Tumblr fedora-rimmedglasses-faggot detected
>>677042631
1. is complete fantasy and not possible
2. is completely realistic.
Why don't you either make 1. more realistic or 2. more interesting.
>>677043308
You're too big
She would die instantly
>>677056267
You're not very good an insulting people, are you? LOL I hookup with who I want to hookup with. I've had plenty of younger women, but they all want to hitch up and have a family and all that. I'm done with that shit. I'm perfectly happy with these 4 women. My life is way too busy to have to babysit young women nowadays.
One day when you grow up and get a job, you'll see what I'm talking about.
>>677056688
Man, that's genius.
>>677056688
ya no doubt.... my buddy has a different sim card and doesn't go on social media and thats how he stays safe.. gotta prepare for the worst.. weren't u afraid of posting yourself on tinder that someone woudll recognize u and tell wife?
>>677056912
>You're not very good an insulting people, are you? LOL I hookup with who I want to hookup with.
>LOL
Butthurt detected
>I've had plenty of younger women, but they all want to hitch up and have a family and all that. I'm done with that shit. I'm perfectly happy with these 4 women.
>had
That's the keyword
>My life is way too busy to have to babysit young women nowadays.
As I said, keep telling yourself that lie while they ignore you
>One day when you grow up and get a job, you'll see what I'm talking about.
>Implying you know my age and/or monthly incomes
>mfw this answer confirms my theory.
>>677057251
She's from the locale I travel to, which is waaaaay different than where I live. No common associations, etc. I used my pseudonym facebook for that tinder account, and have long since deleted it and removed from my device. Also, the pics I used for that tinder account were pics I had put up publically for myself on social media in the past, so if on the impossibly unlikely chance someone /did/ see it, I could fall back on the possibility that someone used my pics to try to get nudey shots from girls.
And speaking of pics, I never send any pictures to my mistress that I also post online ... so a reverse image search on her part for any pic I've sent her won't yield anything fruitful.
>>677057928
Nice try, kid. Last year I hooked up with a 23 year old woman out of San Fran, only lasted a month. She immediately started saying I should get divorced and shit and have kids with her. I was like FUCK THAT. After that, I decided not to hook up with anyone younger than 30.
>>677058935
Time is weird when you're dreaming, right?
3. Find one that does both
>>677057997
that is smart to have the fall back story... good work anon
>>677042631
Sex is overrated.
>>677042631
Why the fuck is there guys who class playing video games as a good trait in a potential gf.
Fuck that shit they are usually the shittest females who pretend to like gamesto be "different" and love the attention or are weird bitches. I also don't want a girl who knows how to fix and work on cars etc.
A girl who can cook really well and is attractive and decent personality and who acts like a female are the best kind.
>tl;dr: guys now days look for manly personality traits in females and it's gay as fuck
>>677059330
I wouldn't know. I am living happily, not dreaming.
Sounds like a personal problem. What do they call it? Projection?
Here's how projection works in this case: You don't get enough pussy, so you 'project' your problem onto other people. Trying to make them feel bad for a problem that you have getting women.
Nothing to feel bad about, not everyone gets women, some only get 1. Just because I have 4 women that I choose to sleep with, I don't feel bad one bit. Not making it up, not wishing I was younger, not being rejected by younger women.
Again, nice try though. I'm off to bed. Sweet dreams, you dreamer!
>>677042631
number 1
>>677052807
Have fun dying alone.
>>677060294
>7 words
>14 lines reply
>butthurt confirmed
>mfw I didn't even read that shit
>came here to brag with made up story, leaves angry and redpilled
Welcome to /b/ newfriend
>>677043763
After???
>>677060797
Aww, did I hurt your feelings?
>>677060871
You're a sad delusional faggot aren't you? I don't even read 14 lines so you hardly hurt anything. But keep telling yourself that too
>>677061031
Yeah, but you went out of your way to try to disprove my story. And failed. Must have spent a good 1/2 to 1 hour. Why so much effort? My story really bothered you, huh?
4 women on rotation, hmm. I guess a fantasy of yours, that you'll never have? :-(
>>677061371
I'm not the one who came here trying to sell my middle age fantasy to anons in a desperate attempt to feel better with my shitty life, faggot. You are pathetic, I'm mocking you, know the difference.
>>677044680
>she has assburgers
You mean she's american?
>>677061931
Yes.
>>677045138
>Saggy cowtits
>beautiful
Well, to each his own I guess.
>>677045981
I didn't want to sleep anyway!
>>677061793
Alright, I can see I'm making you upset. I'll stop.
>>677062922
Your lie was unveiled, you have nothing to support it but repeating again and again the same bullshit, nobody is buying you that. And you was the one who gets mad about it.
I feel pity for you so here's a free advice: Try to make your life better and stop that "50 shades" fantasy. This is an anonymous image board, nobody knows who you are and nobody gives a fuck about you. Don't try to feel better with your shitty life trying to fool us.
Sleep tight, middle age liar.
>>677042631
5 minutes in the goat tower.
>>677063642
Except it was true.
>>677042631
First
Being alone sucks dirty.
I would rather have the same rules for women as Islamic nations. It's the only thing that they do that is smart.
>>677063859
No, we all know it is not
>>677042631
>Perfect wife
>Bjs only on special occasions
Pick one.
>>677043308
She has no vagina.
>>677047857
You sound like you're trying to compensate for something by bragging, anon.
Are you feeling insecure about something?
>>677064546
You're STILL talking to me? Give it a fucking rest.
The story is true, deal with it.
>>677065099
Let it flow
>>677064953
Nope, was just responding to someone who thought I was making it up.
>>677065314
>>>677064953
>Nope, was just responding to someone who thought I was making it up.
Nope, was just responding to someone who knows I was making it up.
Here, I fixed that for you, anon ;)
mfw I have a boyfriend with a big dick, who fucks me just once a week and doesn`t lick the vagoo
why live
>>677065314
You kind of sounded like you were insecure and bragging about it, anon.
Do you want to talk about it?
Are you feeling unhappy about your life, anon?
>>677042631
Neither. I want to be murdered between eggs in a vacuum parlor.
>>677067421
>>677066420
BABE! get off the chan!!
>>677067765
k bby
>>677045981
>>677046220
>>677062331
Well that's it. /b/ has finally made me full homo.
>>677066420
guys who don't eat pussy are fucking weak ass man-imposters
>>677066420
Bring your pussy over here. I'll eat it for hours whenever you want.
>>677044680
42L? Ignoring the nice big cup size, that's 42 inches in circumference around her chest just below the tits. Beware of harpoons.
>>677042631
I'd go with the wife. I can't live without the cuddle, and I would still fap like I usually do.
