ITT /b/ lives together
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ITT /b/ lives together
Mornin'
>>677042181
>this fucking house
>>677042420
mornin faggot
>>677042503
its all we could afford
Anon, the dinner is in the kitchen ad if you need me I'll be in my room.
-Jackie
>>677042567
Shut up we worked hard for it
FUCKING FAGGOT, I BET YOU PLAY CS:GO EVERYDAY AND ONLY EVER TRY TO FUCK DUES OVER SKYPE
KILL YOURSELF NIGGER
God damit.... Who's the cock sucker who shit on the floor.
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FOX TAIL BUTT PLUG?
who left the toilet seat up? Some of us prefer to sit when we pee.
we need to go to costco for tissues.
and socks
>>677042967
I WOULD BUT I DON'T HAVE FUCKING CSGO BECAUSE SOME FAGGOT WOULDNT BUY IT FOR ME WHEN WE DID THE HOUSEHOLD GAME SHOP
All right I'm off to shoot some black lives matter protesters and support trump be right back.
>>677043191
Grab me some baby oil while your at the store. Oh and some latex gloves. And a large jar. On second thought, make that a slightly above average jar.
>>677043183
If you don't like it you can leave anytime you want swedenfaggot
Found a better house. Has a nice church right across the road too.
>>677043440
Don't forget the milk
>>677043463
that was already on the list
Can one of you faggots give me a ride to work so I can bring some cash into this house?
Anyone want to match a bowl?
>>677043495
It looks perfect!
>>677043491
Sorry daddy
>>677043707
>>677043847
i sell weed
>>677043611
You want milk get it out of your huge fucking man cow tits what the fuck are those I mean fuck if we killed you our current food supply would last until infinity and beyond then the meat from you could fill all entropy that has, does and ever will exist.
>>677043707
Sure right here
>>677043495
Who stole my laptop I had fucking 400GB of furry porn on there
>>677043191
But tissues and socks are basically interchangable and we need to watch them shekels,
Jesus Christ, who drank my fleshlight cum?
it was in the fridge for a reason but one of you fuckers see
"ohh unlabeled fleshight, well didnt i find myself a treat tonight"
you cunts owe me a used fleshlight
>>677043984
Sorry man, I was just borrowing it.
>>677043858
It's a famous church too.
>>677044107
Awesome, we can all go to church on Sundays!
>>677043984
It's 400 gigs of trap now.
>>677043707
Only if you don't mind riding on my face
>>677043963
So you're getting the milk or not?
hey /b/ro's
uhm can you guys watch after this glass of milk for me ?
thanks a bunch
i will be back soon dont worry
>>677044226
I turned it off for you, but it was full of ash. Whatever you were cooking is gone now...
>>677044070
This fucker>>677043440
forgot the milk again so i had no choice.
>>677044207
Westboro Babtist Church.
Huh..
Anybody else notice the van out front with the tinted windows?
>>677044226
Nah h-dog i checked for you
your all good, but i wish you would empty your ash tray every now and then its overflowing onto the floor
Guys, I accidently an alcohol
>>677044311
Oh Senpai! Y-yes Please.
>>677044293
400 GB of cp
Sorry bro coldplay is too good
>>677044501
FUCK IT'S THE FEDS!
>>677044383
Stop throwing out mah bitches
>>677044501
Don't worry. I masked our IP. They only suspect. Just don't let my hard drive go unwatched.
>>677044383
>>677044050
if we all shitpost 20 hours a day we should be able to fill our quotas
>>677044401
fucker, jerk off into this "cup"
>>677043963
I aint goin near your gfs tits
>>677044501
Kamakazi
>>677044377
Sorry...
>>677044377
shit sorry man i got a little distracted and this happened
Who the fuck got Dr pepper? I thought we were a Mr pibb house?
remember guys i have a girl coming over later, yes she has a penis just dont make a big deal bout it
>>677045182
Nigga you ain't gonna get euphoric off of Mr.Pibb...
Someone tried to break in, but I took care of them.
>>677045253
Fag
>>677045253
need a third?
DUBS WE MOVE INTO ANNE FRANK'S HOUSE
>>677044938
You have bean tricked. My house is /pol/, that burning church over there.
My moms coming by soon so everyone on your best behavior.
>>677045567
can i fuck her?
I slipped LSD in the milk.
>>677045467
Are we restricted to the attic or nah?
WILL YOU PLEASE STOP USING MY SHIRTS TO WIPE YOUR CUM AFTER YOU FAP
Anyone wanna join me with some weed
>>677045709
No.
>>677045628
Blowbang for the house, but only I can fuck her. At least in her pussy. You guys can waste her asshole if you wanna.
>>677045567
She's coming to see me, and if you don't want a little bro or sister, better go fetch me some condoms.
>>677045770
>>677045182
Mr. Pibb is literally Satan's liquid shit. In this house we drink from the good Doctor.
THE FBI IS OUTSIDE, WHO THE FUCK HAS THE CHEESE PIZZA
>>677045709
...or at least use one i'm not wearing?
>>677045634
Fuck! Again?
>>677045709
No guarantee.
>>677045110
Fixed it!
>>677045709
Wait, what are shirts?
>>677045770
We'll just hotbox the whole house.
>>677045852
NO!
Random question.. Still applicaple.. Does anyone have the feels dude an hero wemb with the green frog being his father?
>>677045852
That's a hell no.
>>677045770
I'm down, let me grab my pipe
>>677045770
I'm down man I got all my pieces
>>677045848
That's the pizza guy. I ordered some cheese pizza. Now what are you smoking and where can I get some?
>>677045822
Trust me bro, you want my mouth and boipussy. Her shit is used up, I just fuck it for sentimental reasons.
*DOOR BELL RINGS
Where the fuck is my chocolate milk i left 20 minutes ago?!!!!
Who is ready for a snack?
Anyone want to join me for bed time
>>677046163
Hey mom!
[Cock in hand]
>>677045848
>>677046234
ITS A SANDNIGGER KILL IT
>>677046129
My dealer told me the strain is called SCP-420j
>>677046153
Well, ok. Since you put it that way
I flooded the bathroom with my huge ass shit. Sorry, anons but I'm not cleaning it up
>>677046455
Too good I don't leave in that part of the house
Will someone answer that damn phone?
Who are my leftover takeout?
>>677046300
Steeeewaaaaaart !
The kid is at it again...
THE MORMONS ARE AT THE DOOR AGAIN!
>>677046234
wtf is this????
>>677044558
Shit man again! I just fucking bought that mouthwash! I was saving it for a good occasion.
>>677046455
You better clean it or I'll clean it up with your gay-ass weeb body pillow.
>>677045921
man the house has been a hotbox for 2 weeks now fuk im high
>>677046592
i flooded the upstairs one just like trevor flooded the downstairs one. :(
>>677045836
23 flavors of shit
We Pip Extra like our daddies before us
>>677046597
Moshi Moshi
>>677046455
I'll get Steve. He's into that sort of thing. We usually just lock him in there and in about 35 minutes we open the door and its sparkling.
>>677046597
It's all in your head. Go take your meds.
>>677046455
Of course you wouldn't you never clean yourself
>>677046630
Fucking throw a laptop at them or something
Send this guy >>677046630
>>677045307
woah
>>677046628
Kek Stewart your son is a foggot
>>677046750
You don't have to get me. I'm already here.
>>677046749
Fuck both Doctor and Pibb, this is a Coke house, drug and soda
OH SHIT GUYS! Rent is due tomorrow! Quick what do you have on you so I can take to the landlord?
>>677046994
Nigga you gay.
>>677046813
Don't make me talk to them again-
>>677046917
You raised him well
>>677046739
You fucking fatass well youre cleaning all that shit up, shit is in my room too
>>677045634
Ahaha. Fucking micky mouse my titties, I put 2g of PCP in it two hours ago.
Guys...
Guise....
I...think I'm a sofa...
There's a police officer at the door, looks like anon was killed and the driver was an alcohol
>>677046750
>>677046993
Hey Steve can you clean the upstairs bathroom too?
>>677046739
>>677046994
Fuck yeah!.jpg
can he guys be quite im trying to watch TLC
>>677047106
Don't worry bro, I've payed it off for the next five years!
Made a snack anybody want one?
>>677047164
Oh well, he's expendable at this point
>>677047106
You can have this 14 y/o Chinese boy I've been meaning to use
>>677046091
Nice antler but you left your student ID out, David.
Got about tree fiddy
Dinner is ready!
>>677047249
Fuck off with that nonsense and switch to porn
>>677047184
Yeah man. I love sucking up that...I mean I'm good with cleaning toilets.
>>677047310
Yes please
This is a house of neo Nazi trump supporting dysfunctional genocidal disgusting maniacs who are paranoid because of how much cheese pizza they got. And I love it
WHO THE FUCK CUM IN MY ASS WHILE I WAS ASLEEP?
>>677047249
honey boo is god
>>677047106
I dont have shit, im movin out. Sorry bout holes in the wall, celing, and floor, and the trash, shit happens when youre coked to the gills.
>>677046647
>>677047455
Shhhh, don't say it so loud
>>677046275
>>677047106
Hey guys I think the neighbors left the doors open, anyone up for a snack and stealing Stacy's panties
Guys! Guys! I reorganized my room come check it out! The bed is super comfy too
I'm gonna sacrifice the neighbor's dog to Lord Satan in the basement real quick. If any of you fuckers interrupt me, I'll break your legs and fuck you till you're dead. I'll jack you up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX1vYFoYEEM
A-anon could you get my clothes for me? I-I forgot them in my room.
>>677047548
Bad idea dude
>>677047501
>>677047310
Nice garnish.
>>677047501
Probably everyone
That's what you get for falling asleep naked in the living room.
>>677047268
Where the fuck did you get that kind of money? I thought you got fired from McDonalds last month?
>>677047342
We need money now! A long term labor investment can come later.
>>677047577
Don't go in the basement.
Don't.
>>677047652
>Of course m'lady id love to suck your feminine cock
Hey guys I left my qt3.14 gf in my room, don't touch her i'll be right back
>>677047548
>>677047164
Nigga I AM THE POLICE OFFICER! I'M BACK! and besides I can't die I stole all the dough and hid it somewhere during one of my drug trips
>>677047390
SOMEONE FORGOT TO GET THE PACKAGE!
and all we have is old 70s VHS tapes to jerk off to
>>677047652
Do I have to do everything in this house? Better be giving me the desu, nigga.
our kitchen!
>>677047574
Ahhhh shiieetttt song. Looks fresh ash fux. Imma bouta smoke hella crack up in yor bitsch ah ha ha ha he
our livingroom!
>>677047775
I raided the cash registers and sold all the stock to walmart.
>>677047855
No body even wants to go near your jizz stained hug pillow.
>>677047909
and shitty webms
>>677046455
Boy I told just BC you are gay doesn't meant you have to get fucked by every single monster nigger in the city, now your ass is out of control
>>677047968
Who let the nigger in??
>>677047950
Just like grandma used to make. :)
>>677048004
don't forget our bathroom
>>677047950
How many fucking times have I told you faggots? This is what happens when we don't have a kitchen woman.
>>677047516
Fuck your car is rigged guess your walking.
>>677048074
Gas him
>>677048074
Ahh hell nah. Calm down RUDOLPH and come hit thish shit. You know I'm the d-man. Finest shit this side of Detroit nigga.
>>677048152
is that a pile of cigarettes and hair?
>>677044501
its okay... we're using google chrome on incognito mode. theyll never suspect a thing.
I'm going to the store to get beer and whiskey, let's vote
I say guinness and wild turkey
>>677048152
>that feel when all of those cigarettes are yours
>>677047548
I'm down. Stacies mom has got it going on
I'm bored. Anyone wanna go out and incite a Race War with me?
>>677048298
Where else do you put cigs and hair ??
AND IM LIKE YEAH SHES FINE WONDER WHEN SHELL BE MINE WALK PASS I PRESS REWIND TO SEE THAT ASS ONE MORE TIME ANNNND WE GOT THE SODDDAAA....
>pulls out baking soda.
>bag of crack...
TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE?
IS IT MONEY IS IT MEEEEEEE?
>crackhead orders some crack from the window.
>leaves whiles....
YAAAAHHHHHHH BAAAAAAAABBEEEEII!
>>677047310
Yes pls just give it 45 secs in the mic 4me
Am I the only one who thinks this is the best idea ever?
Found this in the fucking sink, i think its alive.
has the mail man been here today I'm expecting a completely non butt stuff related package
>>677048298
I get nervous around scissors, okay?
>>677048431
I'm down
>>677048340
>>677048258
THE GAS BILL IS HIGH ENOUGH ALREADY!!11!1
don't mind me just doin' yard work
>>677047915
Thanks anon <3
>>677048506
Niggers vs Chinks?
>>677048446
who the fuck stole my memes
>>677048473
eat it to gain it's powers
what the fuck did you faggots feed the household pet this time
Anyone saw my bathrobe?
whos kids are these?
>>677048340
but i want Bombay
>>677048712
I've been feeding it straight semen for the last week.
>>677048712
That dog I sacrificed to Satan.
>>677048630
So Elves v. Orges?
What is it with you nerds and your fucking lore comparisons?
>>677048340
>guiness
hey guys i'm just gonna be in my room playing video games like i always do. knock if you need anything
>>677048074
Ayy fellow Nazi
>>677048625
Gotta admit. Im the best big bro ever <3
>>677048800
Not children, vegetables. I'm planning on making a nice meat and veggie stew later on tonight.
>>677048800
Oh shit, those aren't fleshlights?
>>677048340
Get me some Sam Adams and Niggerports while you're at it.
>>677048460
No mic it is being used to keep this warm>>677048473
Guys... I found a menorah in the attic
Someone in this house is secretly a jew...
>>677047701
>>677047770
You sick fucks, at least finish what all of you started!
>>677048934
thank god, im STARVING
>>677048394
Dude I was mowing Stacie's yard last week, and her mom totally walked out with just a towel on to tell me I missed a spot.
>>677048873
me too get on xbox live faggot *farts* hueheheueheheueheheuheheheuhh hhh no i'm just kidding!!!!
>>677048873
Me too
what the fuck guys I literally just got this bird today
>>677048858
I bet you like light beer don't you
Fag
I think I know why the cops came by earlier...
>>677048906
Alright bro,don't tell mom or dad that I'm gonna go out with friends ,Kay?
>>677049197
Sorry man, but it gave me the "look".
It totally wanted me to coat it's feathers in Jesus Juice.
>>677049209
>I bet you just started drinking or turn 21
>>677048873
1vs1 obese piece of rotten shit?
I'm going to bed. This has been quite lovely. Thank you all.
Good night everyone!
>>677047154
You better start putting money on the table or you're out
What do you guys want to eat?
>>677048465
>>677049458
>tfw
You will never share a house with fellow /b/tards.
>>677049473
Sure. But make sure you come in through my window... Wouldn't want anyone seeing you come in.
>>677049534
let's go, huh? wanna 1v1 fag?
>>677045182
anyone know where this is from
i need it for..umm... Research yeah thats it... reasearch
hey guys! dinner's ready!
>>677049642
Cock
>>677049660
Shhhh it has to be virtual. We would all be dead if it were any other way. But I virtually love you like a virtual anonymous brother I've never met if that makes you feel better.
>>677049552
S-sorry but I burn your bed
>>677049616
I'm a sofa, just stick your hand inside me for spare change.
>>677049864
I virtually love you too.
>>677049755
no thanks i just caught a big one
>gonna taste delicious
>>677049755
Already eating thanks anyways fagg
>>677049755
no this is my dinner i'll be playing video games up in my room i'm not socializing with the family in the dining room fuck no ok bye
>>677049552
SUFFER
alright my lady friend will be here in 5 remember ask nothing bout her feminine penis
>>677049827
Then go suck off the anon in the other room who is jacking off to furries, he will probably appreciate it.
Hey guys, I found this bitch on a corner a few blocks away. Paid her for three hours and she's cool with me sharing. Want some?
hi
>>677049732
LOOK WHO FINALLY GETS OUT OF HIS FUCKING ROOM!
>>677050037
:')
wich one of you assholes clogged the toilet again?
Stop buying your sandwiches at the paki on the corner!
>>677050276
*gamer cave
>>677050270
I'm down
>>677050213
same here bruh already eating it up then we'll get back to our cs:go *heavy breathing&
Who the fuck made the cat mutate and fist my gf with mayo?
Guys, why is my jar of nutella white?
>>677050270
does she have a penis?
>>677049667
Thanks big bro! I'll see ya later then,love you!<3
>>677049041
What, do you want me to suck your dick?
So... Anyone wanna go out back and cook this dog head I found in the basement?
>>677050477
FUCK YA MAN I LOVE IT WHEN WE PLAY CS:GO FUCK YA FUCK YA FUCK YAAAA
>>677050537
The nigger got hung
>>677050270
I call last! I like them loose and full of cum. It will be great if she also dead.
>I'll be wating
>>677050541
Nope. She accommodates any and all fetishes as well.
I have a nigger stuck in my anus
>>677042181
Does any one have furrie porn?
"Cool cat save the kids" will do!
DAMMIT! WHO LEFT THIS SHIT IN THE BATHROOM?
Alright who wants to raid something? Maybe leddit? How about we take a shot at libcucks?
>>677050270
Condom up bro, that bitch got aids. I know cos i gave it to her-
>>677050666
who tf let a nigger in?
>>677050554
ayy gurl I hurd you give amazin head. Holla at yo boyee!
>>677042181
I'll literally beat the gay out of every loli and fur fag on the /b. Hope the house mom packed me a lunch.
WHO THE FUCK TOUCHED MY LUNCHABLES?!?!?!?!
>>677050907
it's my disguise fam
it's so that I can infiltrate the ghetto down the road
>>677050732
bummer i was hoping she had a penis
>>677050722
Single file line, gentlemen!
Everyone has a ticket for the Bang Train and it won't have any breaks tonight!
Trips gets seconds!
>>677050938
now the house mom is the mutated cat who fists people with mayo
You've been nice kids today so i bought you the play station you've been asking for
>>677051008
Gonna get that loud?
>>677050938
You can beat me any time baby
>>677050644
DO I HAVE TO BEG?!
>>677050919
That's MY sister. If anyone's gonna fuck her little pussy its gonna be me.
>>677047789
w-why not?
>>677042181
>Flips thru everyones phones then spends the nights prank phone sexting them all
>>677051119
Just jerk me off first. ;^*
>>677051165
Dude even your dad has been fucking her pussy.
>>677050897
>mfw it's my bitch Ex GF's sister
GUYS SOMEONE IS KNOCKING AT THE DOOR AND THEY WONT STOP THEY HAVE A BATTERING RAM WHAT DO WE DO
>>677051094
You bet laddie
What the fuck happened in the kitchen?
SOMEONE GO CLEAN UP FRANKIE AND HIS CRIB GODDAMMIT ITS MAKING THE WHOLE HOUSE SMELL
WE NEED ANOTHER TOILET. I SHOULDN'T DO THIS ON THE FLOOR AGAIN
>>677044501
DONT WORRY GUYS
ITS MY VAN
I PICK UP STUDENTS FROM THE LOCAL ELEMENTRARY SCHOOL
>>677051320
put /k/ on it I'm sure these fags can help
>>677051320
It's just /k/ paying a visit
>>677051418
>>677051419
/k/MIND
The neighbours are complaining about the smell of stale semen and piss jugs
>>677051320
Call /k/yle next door. He said he would help us.
>>677051320
Look once they open that door they'll leave on their own accord, have you seen how gross the inside of our house is? I doubt there's anything to worry about.
Fuckers, pick up your shit from the bathroom floor after you do you nasty no-no´s you filthy assholes.
Last time i clean your shit.
And tell mom i want mine with no mayo
>>677051320
but the door is unlocked
>>677051320
We've been training for this our whole lives.
You grab the guns, I'll grab that club that I made by duct-taping a dildo to a 2x4.
It's time to an hero.
>>677051517
Whoah bro I'm saving that for later when I get hungry. Don't touch it.
>>677051320
Go away /k/. Unless you wanna join
also, why is the batroom floor filled with shit again?
Is steeve dead from shit overdose or something?
>>677051472
DON'T WORRY. SOON WE WILL BE ABLE TO FILL THE SWIMMING POOL WITH SEMEN, THEN INVITE THEIR DAUGHTERS TO A POOL PARTY
COME WATCH THIS FOOTBALL GAME EVERYBODY ITS GETTING INTENSE
>>677051339
I thought I told one of you fucks to smother that thing in the trash compactor
>>677051084
BUT YOU PROMISE US THE FUNSTATION 3!
WHO THE FUCK GOT INTO MY LOLI COLLECTION!!
>>677051669
Nah, steve is good bro, just chilling
>>677051756
NO THAT'S MY SON, YOU FUCK OFF!
one of the /k/fags left this, and there is still cum and ammo in it
>>677051831
I did. The fuck you gonna do about it, punk-ass cuck bitch?
>>677051831
I'm just borrowing it.
Shit. Its getting too hot here. Time to use that escape chute I built. Me and my waifu are gone niggas.
>>677051885
USE IT TO FEND OFF THE SWAT TEAM, HURRY BEFORE THEY DO COMPUTER FORENSICS ON MY HARD DRIVE
>>677051885
Let's shoot at the niggers down the street. Black lives matter.
>>677051320
Don't worry, they come to the party
>>677051757
don't complain so much
at least it's not an ouya
Alright well I'm off. Time to go back to gassing Jews. Fuck you gays, there should totally be a /b/ club for each state where /b/tards go to act this shit out
>>677052054
GAS THE DINDU'S. RACE WAR NOW.
Im calling papa johns, who wants some Cheese pizza?
>>677051961
I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU
YOU BETTER NOT HAVE FOUND MY FUCKING 3D
>>677051979
BETTER RETURN IT WITH CUM TRIBUTES FAGGOT
>>677052125
It would be terrible but fun
hey I lost my fingerbox, who the fuck stole it?
last time it was filled with shit
at least fill it with cum, jeez
>>677052136
i want cheese pizza
Someone should burn down the house and put us out of our misery
>>677051867
too late, i took care of it.
Solving the problem. Solving the problem.
it was a great ride /b/astards
the thread is sinking fast
thanks to everyone
>>677046994
This ain't a cokehouse,
This A GRIIINDHOUSE
>>677050273
You're blocking my door retard.
>>677052342
its burning right now. just a few more minutes and it'll be gone
>>677052175
I did and I fucking loved it.
By the way, what's with the Boku no Pico shit on there? You some kind of queermosexual? We don't like your kind here in these parts....
>>677052415
fuck off make your own door
>>677052452
FUCK YOU FAGGOT I LIKE WHAT I LIKE
>>677052189
Exactly the point
>>677052433
nah, i pissed on the fire to keep it localized, then put it out with my massive load.
Can someone tell Michael to stop fucking standing on me? I'll bite his fucking ankles off in his sleep then roll around a bunch
>>677052136
ME ME ME ME!!!!
Umm, yeah, hello?
I'm Steve, your neighbor. You guys are being waay too loud, my baby daughter is trying to sleep.
Can you keep it down a notch, please?
Is it bad that imagining living with you retards actually made me happy temporarily? Seriously guys.
why is there this image, printed in an A1 format on all the fucking windows?
>>677052415
>>677052503
Make life a door and FUCK OFF
>>677052599
show me your daughters tits cuntmuffin
