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Ask some one who is going to kill themselves within an hour anything
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>>677042120
why do you deserve the other 59 minutes and 59 seconds?
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>>677042280
I said within, not in
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Why stop now? Why not pursue interesting things, or try to find some balance in your life?

"Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suiside."
- Kurt Vonnegut
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>>677042385
Because we all die eventually, and as an atheist, nothing happens when you die, so why go through the hassle of every day life?
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>>677042371
my bad bro. kys
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>>677042595
Planning on it
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Why do that when you can be like this man?

> pic related
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>>677042586
not every atheist is dumb as this guy
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>>677042120
why not just do it now?
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>>677042718
Don't own a car, and am dirt poor so I can't afford the hookers or blow
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>>677042120
what has pushed you to this point?
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>>677042680
you're already a burden on your family and society. Why go through the trouble of making them clean up your mess and making them deal with your bullshit?
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live stream?
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>>677042818
Because I figured I might as well have some fun before I do it
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>>677042899
why not pimp out your boipucci and make money with blowjobs? you might as well bring some joy to the world. that's how i view it, as a fellow athiest.
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>>677042899
dubs means you do heroin. isn't that dirt cheap? overdose on that
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>>677042586

The "hassle" is just a construct. Think of our brains as being like computers, or very complex AI that's based in carbon rather than silicate.

Nothing happens when you die, but nothing happens when you're also alive. If you start thinking about life as something that you simply experience, or rather something that's entertaining or fun to be a part of, things will seem to brighten up a bit.
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how do you wanna kill yourself?

stream it
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>>677042946
Haven't spoken to family in years, doubt they care any more
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>>677043059
why not continue living with that attitude? it can take you places if you go through life not giving a fuck.
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>>677042120
Have you considered turning to desu as your desu?
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>>677043234
die slowly so you can post pics
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>>677042120
Can you please stream it?
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>>677043234
no tv shows yhou want to see the end of? no books you want to read?
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>>677042120
How would you like to do it?
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>>677043333
Quads mean you have to
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>>677043329
oh shit nigga whats good?
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>>677043333
quads means you stream
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>>677043367
Plenty of them, actually, but they really aren't worth waiting for
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>>677042120
Op. I've been in your seat. It's not a fun place to be. I think as the same as you and some others. I know I'm worthless but I keep living. Why? Because I know I matter to some people. People do care. Your family is probably worried sick about you. Call them and talk. Don't kill yourself dude.
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>>677043234
post pics too
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>>677042586
another fag who wonders why you should live if we're all going to die anyway?
If you're going to kill yourself kill yourself
but not before knowing every life is utterly unique and nobody with the exact same perception as you has existed or will ever exist
among people you ming not find yourself incredible, and I imagine you feel like you're life is tiring and uneventful, but as a being who has achieved self-awareness you have the opportunity to experience.

So fucking kill yourself, but don't spout bullshit about how everyday life is a hassle so you should just end it now cause why wait
Everyday life is a fucking miracle to exist
You should understand that the ability to recognize life is the only reason you need to live.
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>>677043329
Have you considered joining op in his suicide?
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>>677043501
Desu likes your eyebrows.
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>>677043586
posy pics
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>>677043616
As far as I know, I only matter to one person, and they know about how I feel, but really, I don't think they care enough for this to really affect them
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>>677043680
Desu has an important desu to desu! Desu cannot desu at this time. Please desu at a later desu.
Desu~
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>>677043697
top-tier eyebrows
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>>677043815
kill yourself in front of that person
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>>677043857
That sounded like a yes
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>>677043616
>>677043673
faggot
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>>677043815
I don't think you realize how badly suicide fucks up people around you
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At least I can die knowing best girl mugi was posted in my thread, I guess
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>>677043815
The fact that you matter to them should make you believe enough that you do. You don't need end your life. As a random stranger to another. I care about your life.
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>>677043868
There's just something about thick eyebrows on a desu that gets desu. Especially blonde.
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>>677043253
this guy ain't wrong
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>>677044012
do it in front of a loved one
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>>677042120
proof your going to kill yourself?
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>>677043974
It was a no, desu!
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>>677043857
well, if he didn't want to kill himself before, he probably does now.

>what about the luls, OP?
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>>677044171
Yes?
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>>677044171
Yes!!
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>>677044247
sounds like it to me
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>>677044178
Desu inspires other desu's to desu to the best of their desu! If they feel they can no longer desu, then it up to them.
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>>677044171
Yes
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>>677044012
nurse mugi m8
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What are you hoping happens after you die? What do you think the final moment of consciousness before you enter the abyss will feel like? What will be your last thought
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>>677044778
I've always thought death is like tose times when you sleep, but don't have a dream, just nothing, literally nothing, as for the last thought, most likely regret
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>>677042899
>what is a credit card
>inb4 can't get a credit card
Anybody can get a credit card, it just might have terrible perks, but you can get one. Provided you're over 18 at least (unlikely)
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>>677045028
Why regret
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>>677045028
Don't do it then. Get someone to talk to you. I'd be happy to talk to you through out this. I don't want to see or hear someone take their life again
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>>677044778
"I SHO' WOULD LOVE SOME PUSSY BEFO' I GO aaaw-"

Every episode of chappelle show is the best episode.
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>>677045259
im going to kill myself
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>>677045155
Because there's lots I still want to do, but it would just take too much time and effort before I could even get close to reaching those goals
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>>677045431
You've got plenty of time. If you kill yourself, you're just giving up on even a glimmer of hope that it'll ever happen
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can you like, comment, subscribe before quitting life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX1vYFoYEEM
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>>677045431
Earn them then fucker.
Don't fucking kill yourself all because you're poor andwhatever else you said. Go out and fucking accomplish your dreams
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>>677045637
Yea, but it's just that one instance of regret, then nothingness, vs facing the problems I'm currently trying to run away from, and potentially more unseen ones
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>>677045695
I hope YOU kill yourself
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>>677046018
That regret will be the last thing you feel. It's gonna be the last thing you think. That regret is literally the rest of the life of you kill yourself. Do you want that?
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>>677046018
Aleast give us your address so we can make sure to tell the police where the dead body is
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>>677045724
But this is so much easier, and the end result will ultimately be the same
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>>677046291
I have a maintenance guy coming in tomorrow, he'll find me
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>>677046317
Not necessarily. You work hard, you could die happy
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>>677042120
So, what do you think went wrong?
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>>677046507
C'mon give us your state and city
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>>677042120
what would you do if your mother were in front of you right now?
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So what kind of problems are you trying to avoid? The more information you give us on why you think this is a solution, the better opinions/alternative we can offer in response.
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>>677046656
Leave the room immediately
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>>677046903
OP give us hints to your location
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>>677043367
Not op but dark souls 3 is keeping me alive
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>>677046507
never answered my legitimate question you insignificant fuck-up
>>677043105
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Hey op, here is the service guy you hired
Sorry buddy but I cant make it tomorrow is it ok next week?
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>>677042120

Have you thought about how you are going to do it? At least make it cool.
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>>677046903
Do you still live at home?
Cause it sounds like you shouldn't.
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>>677046899
Well, it has to do wih my fear of failure,
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>>677047343
kek
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you the guy from that other thread?
Ah well. If you're going to do it, don't look back and don't hesitate. Failed suicide attempts tend to leave you in lotsa pain.
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>>677047435
OP, you did say ask anything. I'm asking for location
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>>677047588
So I've heard
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>>677042120
Why are you going to kill yourself, OP?
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>>677047629
Tennessee
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>>677047794
What part of tennessee
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>>677047736
Mainly because it's easier than dealing with the rest of my life
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>>677047911
Why not just grow a fucking pair? Life gets tough. Grow up. Fucking kys already, faggot.
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OP, do you have anxiety?
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>>677047911
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>>677047911
Send geographical coordinates
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>>677048129
Yep, it can get Extremely bad at times too
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>>677047911
ever read anything on social anxiety disorder?
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>>677042120
can I have your steam account, anon?
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>>677048225
No fuck off
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>>677042120
Can I have your PayPal account?
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Sorry you feel this way about life i found myself depress alot in life but my wife and 5 kids and lots of weed seem to help this out, i still get stress but weed deff makes my adhd ass better, not adderal or ritilan, but as respect to your self your obv, reaching out and have regreats, start small bro baby steps, smoke weed or not, jobs hobbys, walks, even a dog, i had one for 13 years, died right before christmas, but he got me threw some rogh time having him around, well what ever you choose, Die well brother, thats you right!!!
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>>677042120
Send geographical coordinates bro
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>>677048260
Nope
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>>677047911
are you on serotonin-reuptake-inhibitors? If so, stop for a few weeks and re-asses
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>>677048373
Please fucking tell me you're stoned af and not just autistic, as your grammer suggests.
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>>677046903
i'm sorry to hear that. no one should feel anything but a sense of comfort from and love for their own mother. i can't grasp the pain you feel, but whoever you are, know that i feel compassion for you
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...You know, April First probably isn't the best day for a suicide attempt.

Just sayin'.
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Can I ask you a favour please OP? Can you use this method and let us know if it really is painless?
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>>677048819
That did surprisingly cross my mind while writing the note
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>>677048422
I have it, if a lot of your life decisions and fears revolve what people will think you probably do too
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>>677048904
I assume that as long as the gas isn't directly poisonous, it would be painless, because nothing would be causing harm, there would just be a lack of oxygen
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>>677049183
Well, that pretty perfectly describes me
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>>677048764
Nope, not on what ever that is
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>>677049186
That's just a theory though, we don't really know until someone does it and tells us whether it was a painless death or not
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Yes sorry i am super stoned and i live in upper michigan, so ya my grammar aint the best,
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>>677043815
Don't tell me, it's "the love of your life" and she doesn't love you.
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>>677043991
weak
frail
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>>677049511
Shitty b8
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Has anyone ever been so far as....
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>>677042120
did you do it yet?
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>>677049561
Nope, just my friend, though I'd be lying if I said I wasn't attracted to him, but I think that's because of him being the only person I connect to, and not actual romance
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>>677049794
Nope, but I probably will in 10 minutes or so
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>>677049334
I feel you man. That's exactly the way I've always been.

Not to be corny dude but it honestly gets a lot better. If you start to look into social anxiety you might begin to understand yourself a lot better and learn how to deal with it.
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Right on brother
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>>677049892
you have 8 minutes nigger
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>>677049892
Can you please blame your suicide on the fact the Jews did 9/11 and got away with it?
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>>677049892
STREAM IT AND YOU WILL GO DOWN IN 4CHAN HISTORY
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6
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I'm just saying take an extra day. It would be pretty sad if people thought it was a joke and found out the horrifying truth after the fact.
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>>677050193
5
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>>677049892
stream pls
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>>677042120
Take others with you please.
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>>677050344
4
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>>677049892
I work 6 days a week earning shit all in a job I hate. I have no friends. I also don't have a family any more because I've lost most of them to suicide. You know what though, I still see a point in living because I want to make something of myself. Stop being a bitch.
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TINY CHAT DOT COM
come on op
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>>677050490
3
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Lol he dead
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You cant just kill yourself
Do something fucked up first then post pics
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>>677050591
5
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>>677049892
STREAM
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>>677050638
2
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OP, if you want to talk I'm here
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Hello...
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>>677043329
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Well, my dying wish is to finally be banned, mods, please.
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>>677050739
FAGGOT
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>>677050729
1
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So its been an hour RIP op
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Someone find out where he lives. It's in tennesse
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Rest in R.I.P. in pieces, OP. He was a faggot.
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>>677042120
Check em'
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>>677042120
Lolololol
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>>677042120
Welp..... it's been an hour

Fagggot
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I'll make a discord someone try to find his address
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>>677051088
Trust me im a cop
35.281893, -86.375156
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OP is kill
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how did you get that
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>>677051408
Here's the discord
https://discord.gg/0vGMpFeYFBzQpUWr
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How was he going to do it? Maybe he's just rubbing one out before
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>>677042120

What's your CC number, expiration date, name, etc.?
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>>677051557
>>677051408
>samefag
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>>677042120
>>677042120
Do soda people really like soda as much as they say they do?
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OP here,So I've thought about it I'm gonna wait, but only till tomorrow, I'm gonna look up some of the things you guys suggested, and if it works, I won't do it, and if it doesn't, you know the drill
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Dude are code for the up Im 906
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:(
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>>677051817
HOLY SHIT OP LIVES. I-I wasn't worried or anything... b-baka.
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>>677051817
This yours?
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haha me too 906 actually in niagra right now lol
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>>677051817

tomorrow or today what's the fucking difference just do it now you pussy
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>>677052079
No its your phone merlin
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>>677052079
No I love in apartments, hence the maintenance guy
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>>677052079
kurwa calm down
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see how long you can play video games for and not do anything else
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9067741234 lol
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I'm in esky m8
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>>677052297
Pretty defensive
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/b/ I have everything I could ever want or ask for, why do I still feel this vast emptiness and sadness inside?
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escanaba good spot did alot of work there with aei dish
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>>677052534
>pshe pshe
what?
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Dude come over m8 let's get turnt
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dont call the number iron mountain police dept
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>>677052676 304 Main St, Lynchburg, TN 37352 sound familiiar
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>>677052614
Cuz u seek the the acceptance of other anons, but not ppl irl
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>>677052614
Because you don't. You may think you do, but you don't. There's something you're denying yourself, something that you need. Do you have a gf, OP? Or some significant other? If not, that might be it: that crippling loneliness they results from being single for too long. I know that feel, and believe me, it fucking sucks.
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>>677052822
kurwa are u mad?
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>>677051817
Attention-seeking faggot.
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>>677052532
wut?
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>>677052983
Why would i be mad? I'm fucking worried
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>>677052869
I do have a gf yes and she enjoys a lot of the things I do. We get along well and I feel a little better when I'm with her but I still can't shake these feelings I have.
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>>677053075
About what Jakub?
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>>677053157
youtube. com /watch?v=IMihuCdE8Zo
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>>677042120

Why wait?
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>>677052822
>304 Main St, Lynchburg, TN 37352
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>>677053157
Hmmm. Damn, that's usually the issue. Try getting high off your ass, playing tons of vidja gaems, anything really to distract your mind from your emotions. I personally find drawing and vidja to help a lot.
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>>677043333
>four consecutive threes
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>>677053385
Fuck yeah!
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>>677053517
Number got Dced
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>>677053385
Nypa
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>>677053434
I do both and they're not distracting me anymore. I can't draw to save my life, and am pretty untalented otherwise.
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>>677053836
How's your life Dawn.
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well good night man enjoy you night still being alive and see you tommorow night, hopefully not and 906 man peace out brother
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>>677053836
Hey, practice makes perfect when it comes to art. Pic related, I drew it. Also, you've clearly never played either Dark Souls or any of the Devil May Cry series.
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>>677053934
Wrong.
>>677054044
Nah I've platinumed Demon,DaS1/2, and Bloodborne. DMC never really did it for me. I also like your drawing anon
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>>677054044
First they told me practice makes perfect

Then they told me nobody is perfect

So I stopped practicing
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>>677054336
I doubt it miss. Have fun.
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>>677053758
All I did was google the address already posted.
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>>677054595
Shodan.io

Fappening was phishing
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>>677054336
Thanks. It took lots of practice to get to that point. And even now, I still think I'm shit at art. An artist's worst critic is himself. Damn. Those are my personal vent games... play LoL. The toxicity of the community will rip the sadness out of ya and replace it with pure salt.
>>677054369
Kek
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>>677054938
I don't think OPs here anymore. I think they're talking to the feds
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>>677042120
Are you dead yet?
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>>677055183
Maybe, idfk. I'm just bored at this point and trying to help OP if he's still around.
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>>677042899

rob a bank / steal a car... who gives a fuck, if you're gonna die anyhow.. go out with a bang.. if you're really at the end of your rope then why go silently into the night, when you could live out all your deepest desires without inhibitions before you kick it?
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>>677055333
She's prob with cops
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OP? Are you alive?
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>>677042120
What do you say about this?
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I've said the same thing at one time, but then I thought that's exactly it. Why would I kill myself when I can try new things, accomplish feats and learn more about myself and other things. Since you already found the edge of giving up, why not push back and make something of yourself. I always told myself if I planned on killing myself, I would at least do it contributing to the military. Give back to the country that's not as bad as 3rd world where some people don't even make it past age ten.

Tl;dr quit being a pussy and see what you make of yourself.

Or maybe you're dead already. Who the fuck knows or cares.
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Op is kill, this anon is going to bed. Good night, /b/ros
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>>677042120
I like how you say nothing happens when you die, so why go on with everyday life. You don't know that nothing happens after death, nobody does. We all have thoughts and are self aware beings right now with memories and feeling. I'm an atheist too and that means fuck all. The whole thought of life is fucked up. Why are we here. what's happens after death. These are the questions everyone has about our existence. So don't be a fag and just piece out because it's convenient at least try hold it out and make someone else's day. Fag
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>>677042120
Ask someone who's going to smoke some weed within an hour anything
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>>677058021
Is this phone
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>>677058295
no is marijuanal
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>>677058443
Kawii
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So did he an hero?
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