ITT: /b/ creates a religion. 6 decides what we worship.
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ITT: /b/ creates a religion.
6 decides what we worship.
The queen. 6 get
GabeN
>>677006227
m00t
>>677006413
this
prolapsed assholes are the telltale sign of enlightenment, our gods are niggers
This
trump
>>677006413
rerolling for the queen
>>677006227
The happy dancing man.
Ze eggplant
>>677006588
roll
Hitler.
Get.
>>677006227
the rock
>>677006588
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>677006695
Off.
By.
One.
Good thing I got it this time!
>>677006616
rarniW
Loli
>>677006616
well, there it is.
Ze eggplant is already my god
the rock
>>677006755
FUCK ME!
OFF BY ONE AGAIN!
Not three times in a row though, right?
>>677006616
ALL HAIL MIGHTY EGGPLANT
>>677006755
lmao
the religion is ranch dressing
this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX1vYFoYEEM
>>677006849
re-roll
>>677006888
Trips are not 6's, but superior.
>>677006616
Well then, /b/ this is our god.
>>677006227
1 explains how the universe was created.
>>677006888
I will roll for you.
>>677006888
Yes!
>>677006888
Chekd
>>677006971
again
>>677006888
Another roll, this is the best thing ever.
whale cock
rats are our saviors, they will hide us from the dark and expose us to true light. We now answer to rats.
The mighty eggplant planted its seeds inside a human baby wich gave birth to the universe
>>677007351
Winrar, but this doesn't explain the creation.
1 still decides.
>>677007015
Ze eggplant created the universe for the sole purpose of punishing niggers.
>>677007451
winrar
>>677007451
Okay... weird but k
3 decides what we call our churches.
We made it
>>677007615
Holy Place of Plant.
bombs
We shall be called the Unnigger Niggers.
We shall worship everything that niggers like, including Fried Chicken, Watermelon, Kool Aid, Basketball etc
Basically we write a bible on how to be a non nigger nigger and make it viral and watch all these fags get butthurt
Its obviously just a joke, but we will see all the butthurt people on the twitter, instagram and CNN just for the lols
>>677007615
Nigger worshipping center
Whoopi
AIDS, Allknowing Institiutions of Deranged Sisters
We will call them dindunuffins
>>677007966
This.
>>677007973
We already have a fucking god, anon...
>>677007973
We worship Ze Eggplant in a Whoopi
Fuk an eggplant
>>677008103
Fine. Fuck it. Fate wants our churches to be called whoopies.
This thread is now a sacred Whoopi for the almighty eggplant.
>>677007615
Greenhouses
>>677007966
re roll
>>677006616
winrar
>>677007836
This idea deserves a thread of it's own
>>677008269
Shit. Forgot. 2 decides our slogan.
>>677008306
>
underrated post
>>677008269
>>677008098
Wait wait wait.... That wasn't suppose to be a fucking roll.
>I posted that
>>677006616
A WINRAR IS YOU
>>677008443
A better alternative to Islam
''We will not tolerate Monocothyls''
2 get
>>677008513
ENOUGH WITH THE 3'S
>>677008098
she's a Moulinyan.
>>677008198
HERETIC!!
>>677008582
Lord Eggplant I beg of you stop making me win.
>>677008565
This
>>677008565
Rolling for this
The person below this is our god
>>677008443
Several eggplants linked together in the shape of a swastika
>>677008889
Kek.
>>677006227
That aubergine is beautiful
>>677008889
That isn't a slogan faggit
niggers! life! aubergine!
United we plant
YOU'RE A FUCKIN
FAGGET!!!!!!!
>>677009156
United we plant, Together we wait for the great harvest.
>>677009172
Winrar
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.
.
.
Fagget : \
>>677009172
Wow... uh... nice slogan.
6 decides how our flag will be. Also, mobilefag here, so can someone shop it for me?
>>677009172
What a wonderful slogan of peace.
>>677007015
A mommy universe and daddy universe loved each very much, so the daddy universe parked his car in the mommies garage and spilled gas in her garage. 9 months later the garage had a baby universe in it, and that's you baby universe!
>>677009345
>>677009511
Jesus fuck, anon. Keep up with the thread before you post.
>>677009511
>>677009511
Eggplants are fuckin weird man
>>677009289
yo watch your mouth >: []
>>677009345
Our flag
>>677009675
I got excited about my story of the universe
>>677009666
There it is. I guess.
>>677009345
ummmmm............. fag
>>677009666
>>677009666
what a nice flag kek
>666
a blank white paper that says 'flag' in the middle left in comic sans
>>677009666
FUCKING CHECKD
okay, now... what else?
Hmm... 7 decides how our world will end.
>>677009987
reroll
>>677010008
All of the toilets will collectively spray their contents.
>>677010008
Dolphins
Ze Eggplant will rise and all dhall know Its true glory
>>677010008
The eggplant will eat out the world and be engulfed by the Cancer Banana
>>677010008
>>677010314
3 Trips
>>677010008
Evolutionism we worship Charles Darwin
>>677010008
on april 14, 2016 a giant eggplant will collide with our earth
>>677010293
Rell
>>677010008
Ultra Giga Nigga
>>677006413
fuck off furfag.
>>677010008
what are the followers of this religion called? like christians and muslims and stuff
The world shall know the light of Ze Eggplant. The world never ends, but lives in peace
>>677010447
Check 'em.
>>677010397
...Fucking hell.
We've established our god, zs eggplant. Now fug off
>>677010397
Evolution and Charles Darwin end the world, thanks Obama.
>>677010397
wasted keep up with the thread
>>677010447
kek. Ultra Gigger Nigger it is
>>677010488
We will be called
Shitposters
Okay, the world will end by the giga nigga.
So. Who is our Satan? 0 decides
>>677006227
idol worship is what makes religion bad... worship anon
>>677010668
Anita Sarkeesian.
We worship prince albert in a can
>>677010668
Moot
>>677010709
Rolling!
>>677010668
Cancer banana
I am a Bananist
>>677010709
Gotta re-roll.
3 decides our God, ze eggplant's, first decree and law.
>>677010762
Rerell
>>677007476
Does no one see you're the first GET?
>>677010841
Rererell
>>677010838
Good idea. Well do that after we establish our Satan.
>>677010725
roll
>>677010668
The lord orange peel
>>677010709
This shit, pls.
ponies
cucumbers
because its my favorite fruit
>>677010668
>pic related
>>677010938
rolling
>>677010668
Niggers in general
moot
>>677010762
Rolling
>>677010910
No, but everyone sees youre fucking retarded
>>677010966
roll
>>677010910
wtf wasted :(
>>677010668
Bailey Jay
The guy on the back of my
Honey bunches of oats cereal box.
Let's make it a thing.
Free Typing Games
trump
>>677011191
is that rusty kuntz
006 or any post ending in 6?
>>677011241
reroll
>>677010762
Reroll 4 Banan
>>677011306
cuckolding
>>677010668
Our Satan should be...
Cultist-chan. Its ironic.
Cock and balls. But not in a gay way
>>677011180
Dunno who she is... but anyway.
4 decides how many laws our god created and lists the first law.
black science man
toothbrushes are our satan
>>677011426
1 law. No Niggers allowed
>>677011529
roll
>>677006227
The one, the ineffable one.
>>677006227
jesus sucked jewish dicks for attention
>>677011426
420 laws, but only 17 are relevant.
1: Cancer Banana is his prophet
>>677011426
12.
First rule is you can't be a fur fag.
Our satan is Anita Sarkeesian.
>>677008163
>677008163
rollan
>>677011701
Off. By. One.
Re-roll.
>>677011657
Roll
this is our satan
>>677011701
Off by Two.
Fuck you post number.
Roll.
>>677011648
Reroll
>>677006227
jesus is the devil
>>677011657
Rawl
>>677011807
Roll, dammit.
>>677011876
rollerino
satan reporting in
nigger jim
>>677011657
Rollin
>>677011774
Fucking cunt. Keep up with the thread. Our Satan is bailey jay.
>>677011807
Dude it's over, fucking stop.
>>677011876
I give up on mine. Ted Cruz is our Satan.
Do you guys realize we already have a satan?
It's now laws.
12 laws, 1st: no faggots
>>677011426
5 laws
First law: Boobs or GTFO
>>677011944
WINRAR
>>677011944
winrar
>>677011944
Winrar
I THINK WE ALL NEEED TO FUCK SOME FRUITY CUCUMBERS IN MY ASSHOLE
>>677011311
Fuck if i know.
Right then.
LAW 1: NO FURFAGS ALLOWED
2 decides our 2nd law.
>>677011986
#1. Black cock is to be sucked and taken anally every day.
>>677011944
win.rar
>>677012212
You can only marry animals
>>677012212
This religion isn't real and you're all actually in a coma
Rule 2
Tits or GTFO
>>677012292
Second law found.
>>677012212
>>677012292
these laws are very contradicting
We're making an actual religion
>>677012212
Worshiping any other religion is heresy and grounds for execution by scaphism
>>677012292
That contradicts law 1, but fuck it.
LAW 1: NO FURFAGS ALLOWED
LAW 2: YOU CAN ONLY MARRY ANIMALS
3 decides.
>>677012212
The original members are the prophets or inquisitors. They destroy heretics.
>>677012433
Kek.
>>677012496
Tits or GTFO
>>677012496
Laws 1 and 2 are void
LAW 3
no feminists allowed
only cucumber
>>677012500
Rawl
>>677012486
>>677012496
rolling for 3 instead
you can only fuck plants
>>677012600
roll
Big balonies :)
>>677012433
I like my religions contradictory and myself edgy
>>677012496
Other relogions are there to suck cocks
>>677012663
Got it, bitches.
Rule 3 is tits or gtfo.
>>677012663
winrar
>>677012663
Third law is here
>>677012684
>>677012500
roll
>>677012663
winrar
RULE 4
No feminists allowed or anything tumblr related
>>677011950
How dare U BJ is da bomb
rule 4: daily sacrifices to the queen
4 decides the next one.
LAW 1: NO FURFAGS ALLOWED
LAW 2: YOU CAN ONLY MARRY ANIMALS
LAW 3: TITS OR GTFO
>>677012954
here's 4
OP what will rule 4 need to end in.
If 4, and if this ends in 4.
Hitler will be conducted into our hall of fame, and praised as the son of the eggplant.
>>677012986
No fat Girls allowed
>>677013054
I fucking did it.
Holy fucking shit.
Rule 4 no bananas in ylyl
>>677013054
Winrar
>>677012954
I'd say rule 4 but that round hasn't started yet right? No word from op yet
>>677013054
kek
Hitler is the new Jesus
>>677013054 rule 4 was already decided
>>677013117
Nope, this guy got the rule >>677012954
>>677013054
>Our flag
>>677009666
>This rule
It's all making sense
>>677013054
Nice prediction anon.
LAW 1: NO FURFAGS ALLOWED
LAW 2: YOU CAN ONLY MARRY ANIMALS
LAW 3: TITS OR GTFO
LAW 4: HITLER IS INDUCTED INTO OUR HALL OF FAME AND IS THE SON OF OUR FATHER EGGPLANT
You know what decides.
>>677013281
Hitler has a micropenis
>>677013217
Please do mine, it fits. Plus, he was talking about the queen for the other religion in this thread.
>>677013281
Hitler was a furryfag
>>677013281
Hell yeah.
Lol, if this ends in 5.
All other rules except rule 4 are invalid.
>>677013281
Hourly masturbation is mandatory.
rule 5 no traps
>>677012291 alright we will do the second rule
We'll worship this <3
>>677013510
Hourly masturbation is mandatory.
>>677013281
Masturbation to Satan is a crime and punished with dildo stoning
leave /b/ forever
>>677013510
Roll
>>677013281
Law 2 is void.
>>677013510
That's so fucking good. Re roll.
>>677013510
>>677013639
Masturbation is banned.
rule 5: kill all tards
no shitskins
You all have to kill yourselves
>>677013510
This
At the age of 69, our dicks must be glued to our hands, or mandatory suicide/execution.
>>677013804
only white people.
Rule 5: Blacks are better than whites
whites only
law 5: masturbation must be performed with feet only
>>677013281
still better then Islam
>>677013858
reroll.
Only homosexuals are permitted into the religion.
THERE IS NO MASTURBATION IN THIS RELIGION
HITLER HAD A MICROPENIS SHOW SOME RESPECT
>>677013804
Winrar
