Im gay
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Im gay
>>676966482
Move out, if you are poor maybe buy a camper from craigslist. Then tell them, they cant do shit then
>>676966482
It's not a big deal you faggot, just say you're gay calmly when bringing your boyfriend over or something
Don't be gay
>>676966482
kiss your boyfriend infront of them. that will teach them.
i mean to have a failure of a son is punishment enought and now you want them to take your shit?
fucking unloved piece of shit.
>>676966482
why are they homophobic
we have to get to the roots first
>>676966482
>jump out of closet
>yell boo
>parents get frightened
If they're smart, they'll figure it out from there
>>676968083
probrably christians or mormans
Play this song: https://open.spotify.com/track/5vYcXcP3lfLCeGlzKIsUMz
>>676966482
You don't if you want to live with them and have them still respect you
>>676969336
Yep. christains
>>676966482
You don't. Hide that shit forever.
>>676966482
Fuck your dad's butthole while your mom watches.
It's the only way OP.
>>676966482
Simple. Stop being a disappointment to your ancestors and fucking up one of the primary points of your existence. Instead of letting some fetish define who you are, man up and knock that shit off before you hurt yourself and everyone you once loved.
>>676966931
this then over phone
try sucking your dads dick to ease him into it, then tell him.
>>676966482
Drink Bleach mixed with ammonia butt fucking scum
Kill yourself. You save yourself the trouble of putting up with their shit, and they feel bad. Or happy, I don't know which. Either way, who cares, you're dead.
Andy?
>>676966482
>tell them you have a surprise for them in your room.
>hide yourself inside the closet
>get out of it singing 'celebrate good times' dressed like aladdin sane
>record everything, upload to youtube
>get rich
>>676966962
lel
>>676966482
rule #1: hurry up to tell them! time flies when you're a faggot!
>>676966482
just lay it on them. either way your telling them. holy shit. you seriously need to ask? just go fucking tell them and dont be a pussy
Hey guess what. We have an entire board dedicated to gay shit
>>/lgbt/
>>676968891
Underated post
>>676966482
i just told my parents i like to dress up as Goliath.
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my Goliath suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
>>676970803
fuck off /pol/
>>676972426
How did you guess.
>>676966482
tell them you started a thread on /b/. They will know then.
>>676966482
You don't exactly have to, just start sucking dick after you move out, to minimize chances of being caught
Or...OR you could not be a tremendous faggot.
>>676970803
you got experience, I see
>>676973078
/thread
>>676970000
Just don't tell them and when you move out and have money and are no longer dependent on them tell your nicest parent that you are gay and have a boy friend.
Also talk to them about church gays and stuff opinions on them maybe they dont care as much as u think
>>676966482
By killing yourself. Write a note before and your parents will be proud.