And now for the 69th annual 4chan retard test.
Answer this correctly and you can stay get it wrong you must leave 4chan post haste
When I was 4 years old my cousin was half my age l.
Now that I am 100 how old is my cousin.
a
niggers
>>676953818
200
98
A
>>676953984
This
>>676953965
Retard
A
And 98
>>676953818
Someone made a video like that
https://youtu.be/0TZd95BCKMY
>>676953818
98yo
and the question in the image is not physical since you have to mathematically explain the behavior of the portal, so both answers are acceptable and false at the same time
The portal will disintegrate because moving tiles are not valid
Next time catapult the Cube into the Portal
Faggot
>>676954055
Obvious trollin or massive retard. This is some basic math that hardly counts as a test.
>2x =4
>x=2
>100-x=age
>98
>>676953818
98. stay the fuck off reddit
OP is a faggit. What do I win?
>>676954483
fuckin idiot its ann odd number because of the older ones age
>>676953818
it's 50 you dumb fucks where do you get 98 from? HALF HIS AGE DUMB CUNTS, fucking hell this is why you need superior American education
>>676953818
B and 98
easy
>>676954794
Kek ok
>>676953818
>assuming whatever you typed after "age" was a typo
>assuming neither you nor your cousin were born on a leap year
>assuming you and your cousin ages are determined in the same way.
Your cousin would be 98. When you were 4 your cousin was 2. With the assumptions, we know you and your cousin age linearly at 1=1. Meaning if you age 1 year so does your cousin. There for the answer is 98.
b
98
ITT: the art of baiting, what not to do
Bleh
>>676954483
If the cousin is half your age at 4, then he has to be half your age at 100 you fucking retard
>>676955206
>>assuming neither you nor your cousin were born on a leap year
>implying that is relevant
Fucktard.
A
98
>>676955420
>being this idiotic
>>676955501
Why is it A? Do you know anything about physics?
>>676953818
Way to watch that recently posted video underage faggot
>>676953818
97
Since you were 4 that means you experienced a leap year so at 2 years old (half your age) your cousin did not.
So with that extra leap year it would make the differences between your ages 3 years instead of 2 so...
97
>>676953911
>>676954051
>>676954089
>>676955501
do u even portal physics?
>>676955633
Do you?
>>676955377
Only if they were born at the same time.
>>676955855
FINALLY! CONGRATULATIONS!
>>676954106
Whoa, dude.
>>676955377
You must be american.. my friend:)
>>676955855
Trolling is a art.
>>676955377
true. fuckin idiot trolling q12 year olds. the answer is 50
>>676955855
shit, i didn't think of the leap year
Hey you fagots!!!
>>676955855
>autismus maximus
>>676955855
YEAH but its still fuckin half his age at any age so when ur 100 hes gonna be half ur fuckin age still so the answer would really be 49 dumb fuck. gtfo with this 98 bullshit
>>676953818
trolls, trolls everywhere.
doesn´t matter your ages. you are both going to die virgins
>>676953818
>>676953965
>>676954036
>>676954089
>>676954483
>>676954535
>>676955102
>>676955268
>>676955501
Answer is A, the item didn't have any inertia just the portal.
>what is a leap year
You leap 1 year occurs every 4 years
The answer is 100-25 (25 leap years in 100 years)
75 - 2
=73
>>676956171
its middle school math, shes 2 when your four. now that you are 100 you take away 2 from 100 (although now we have an answer including leap years so)
>>676956171
Your a fucking retard. If the cousin is half the age at 4 then that makes the cousin 2. Which is a two year difference not fucking 50 years you idiot.
>>676956359
I smell apeman. Go collect welfare
nigger
>>676956526
He didn't say how many years passed. It's been equal time for both and they're two years apart. 98
>>676956359
nigger nigger nigger nigger
>>676954846
I would call b8 here, but knowing the caliber of people on here I'm honestly not sure it is.
>>676956775
Bullshit.
>>676953818
OP settle this once and for all:
Do they age at the same rate?
Why is everyone talking like a leap year is gonna change someones age.. its not its only 1 day every 4 years its not gonna change someones age
>>676956037
>you don't age in a leap year.
Also, what if OP was born 1 year after a leap year. They'd have both experienced the same leap year. faggot
>>676956526
bad bait everywhere
>>676957005
No one gets stuck in time every 3 minutes for 1 minute. OP forgot to mention that.
B cause of
E=M*C^2
A
the cube was never propulsed, the portal's speed doesn't change anything as it is a door, if a door passed right throught you at extreme speed, you would not be launched into the next room.
![705236[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HjDP19e.jpg "705236[2].jpg")
GO to 4chan-tv
https://instasync.com/r/v4c
https://instasync.com/r/v4c
OP here.
The answer is 98 leap years do not affect someones age thats like saying someones burthday doesnt count because its a leap year. And yes they age at the same rate they are not some weird humanoids
>>676957340
That's still not enough information to answer the question
>>676957244
correct me if im wring because i have yet to take physics but there was no inertia for the object, the only thing that moved was the portal. So with that, would the object not just sort of plop out the other side of the portal?
>>676957264
No but you'd be moving through the door really quick
>>676957340
OP here
don't trust him, I'm the real OP.
the answer is 42.
>>676957264
exept in portal physics you would, because it saves your momentum and your position both relative to the portal and transfers them to the second portal
98 ez
>>676957507
>>676957564
retard alert, retard alert.
>>676957604
I'm fairly certain a box that isn't moving has no momentum
A
>>676957713
>relative momentum.
>>676957564
Fuck off you nigger faggot I am the soul OP
>>676957604
Portal physics are the same thing. Have you even portaled while not moving?
The Jews killed christ
>>676957849
Sole*
>>676957674
>not knowing that 42 is the answer to everything.
>>676957674
>>676957507
OP never said it was the same cousin retard. Needs more information.
>>676957340
Definitely not OP but still definitely a fag. Actually even a bigger fag than OP for wanting to be OP when he's not.
Perpetrating an OP should be a bannable offence.
>>676957873
no bc there are no moving portals in the game. if there were it would work as seen in b
>>676958030
>>676958037
>>676957508
actually no, relativity tells us there is no prefered frame of reference so if you lorentz transform from one side of the portal to the other, GR and momenta conservation tell you your cube should accelerate to the speed of light
>>676958242
even your post number is 42 faggot. Don't act like you're trying to bait if you know the truth.
Leap years only add 1 additional day every 4 years you fucktards, not a whole fucking year.
>>676958404
see
>>676958242
and get back on your medication.
>>676958364
so is it because they pretty much move that object instantly over to the other side that it would be safe to say it retains the momentum of that movement?
>>676954364
moving tiles are in the second game you retarded nigger faggot. God I hate people like you.
>>676954777
nice trips
>>676953965
yee, also
>>676953818
b, correct?
the only forward movement is that of the object transferring through the portal. if for mentioned portal happen to be tranferring 'data' -the object- onto another portal "portal #2" as its exit at ??? speed would it not project its mass with that same forward movement
>attach portal gun to arm
>shoot 1 onto board*\(^o^)/* pick up
> the second on a wall behind you
>play T-ball cause i can tell we retarded
>put ball on t
> hit with yours immaculately retars strengths
>ball does not A because you are on /b/
?
>?
portals cant be on moving objects
>>676953911
spotted the retard
>>676959285
yes another to see it is like wrapping of space time in on itself, so the cube would have to loop in the fifth dimension (the space containing the three space dimensions and time). This cause a violation of cp symmetry at the end of the loop, causing the cube to instantly (whithin 10^-32 secondes) to accelerate to the speed of light
B / coffin
98
>>676960089
who would have though id learn something about physics on /b/. neat, thanks anon.
>>676953818
FORGET HALF THE AGE PART! You were 4 he was 2. Now your 100 and hes 98 because he has ALWAYS BEEN 2 YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU. Inb4 mad
>>676959983
so they can't exist in our universe? because, well, ya know, right? space, the thing matter exists in. as that fliws through time, well, it grows. and nothing existing through this plane will ever hold place
98 and A (the cube would just appear on the other side quickly but as it has no speed or inertia it would not make it moving)
imagine there was a door and a room behind it instead of the orange portal and if it come at you really quickly you would just appear in the room very fast but as soon as you enter the room, it stops moving and it won't magically make you flying in the room, you would be just standing right behind the door.
Anyone who says B is a troll or a plain fucking stupid and needs to kill himself.
>>676960089
>>676958364
i love how this guy tells pure bullshit from begining to end and people think they are learning something. i'm a physicist and this guy >>676954310
is the closest you can get from the truth
>>676954106
the 4th dimension
>>676954106
pretty sure I saw the same sequence in 2001: A Space Odyssey
>>676953818
A and 98
>>676953818
The answer to the photo is a. The answer to your question is 50.
>>676954106
Is there a drug that simulates this
>>676954846
Is this bait or the tragic consequence of European math education. Er sorry, maths.
This "problem" should go to 9fag and stay there.
>>676961609
im not rtard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmlUoYj5pnY
>>676953818
C. orange portal fizzles at first sign of movement and platform slams into cube
>>676953984
>>676955377
>>676956171
>>676954846
does the cousin age half as fast in your world?
are you really that dense?
I can't write or draw well but if there are people who really believe it is B or say shit about how we can't really know, just look at pic related and you can't deny it's logic
>>676953818
a
98
>nice YouTube video btw
>>676953818
a, cuz b says that the cub has a acceleration or speed in general. B is wrong.
>>676957507
I like you.
Trick question. At 23, your cousin was kidnapped and taken to Mexico, where his organs were harvested and he was abandoned in an ice bath.
The answer is: Your cousin is dead.
>>676953818
b, and 98
It's b, cause of reference frames, if you observed this as though the portal was stationary (so you moved alongside it) then the cube would be flying toward the portal, as it comes out a stationary portal, momentum is conserved, and the cube exits the test chamber in your mothers vagina.
>>676964065
I think I like you more.
You are 104 years old and your cousin is 102 years old.
The answer to the picture is none of the possible ones. Portals can't form on moving platforms so the situation just wouldn't be possible.
>>676954310
Are you Schrödinger?
>>676953818
A would happen and the answer is 98
now answer my riddle or leave 4chan for 3 days
I am a square in a round hole
>hint: OP fucking a guys butt hole.
>>676963197
not a portal though
>>676954310
>>676964578
but then it would collapse into one single state if localized!
whitch-one-is-that STATE?
>>676964855
California
>>676956171
His cousin was 2 when he was 4. 2 year gap. 100-2 = 98. Him being 50 would mean that they are 50 yrs apart, not 2
>>676955377
If he's 4, then his cousin is 2.
If he's 100, then his cousin is 98. Are you mentally retarded?
>>676955377
You fail the retard test you fucking retard.
Please kill yourself before you burden the welfare system.
>>676965094
then its B
>>676956526
>leap year
A, 98
676955420<<
what the fuck?
>>676956526
No one is this stupid
>>676961124
i mean its not like i wasnt gonna go and read up on it. I dont tend to listen to someone and not further read upon it.
>>676966335
well done
>>676953818
Your cousin is 98 and A. Dumbass doesn't even know good riddles.
>>676953818
neither, portals cant exist on moving surfaces.
>>676953818
Sick of these
"What's the answer" threads
But sure, I'll take the b8
Well if we take the three and go like this
3+(3^3333)-69*420=-0
So then we take the -0 and bring it down here
3+(3^3333)-69*420
--------------------------
-0
And divide the whole side of the equation by the right side we end up with
0<x<0
So therefore we can conclude that x represents the dank memes as x can only be an imaginary number just like how the dank memes can only be imaginary because they don't actually exist because the chemistry says that
Na49+I5+Au9999->memes
However the element required to make the memes dank only exists for a few seconds and cannot be oxidized with the memes to form dank memes
Uuo69420+O63->dank (theoretical equation)
This is because the law of gravity simply doesn't apply to things with a mass of negative infinity. Neither do any of the laws of physics other than newtons law of every male action has a female overreaction.
And this then brings us to the strategic bombing of Germany. The allies could dump several thousand tons of bombs on Germany a day, so why we're they even able to keep the war going for as long as they did.
This brings me to my second thesis statement of why the Spanish verb Ir is retarded. it just is
The Punit squares state that op somehow has both recessive genes of faggots (f) and autism (a) and therefore conclude that it is impossible to calculate the immeasurable amount of dicks he is currently sucking at this very moment
>>6769538
over 9000
98 and a
ps im only 12
98
>>676967580
man. pic related as hell
>>676955855
"Was half my age" not half anymore
>>676967859
mods
>>676967859
mods mods
>>676964637
Doesn't matter that's exactl how they work or actually never worked in a differemt way which would make the drawing false
