LISTEN UP, /B/.
I COME TO YOU WITH A SET OF DEMANDS. I HAVE A HOSTAGE, AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO TAKE HIM APART, PIECE BY PIECE.
I REQUIRE PHOTOGRAPHS. TIMESTAMPED PHOTOGRAPHS, TO PROVE THAT THEY ARE LEGITIMATE. AFTER THIS POST, I WILL ALLOW A FIFTEEN MINUTE GRACE PERIOD FOR THE FIRST PICTURE- BUT AFTER THAT, IF I DO NOT RECEIVE A PICTURE AFTER EVERY TEN MINUTES, THE BUNNY LOSES A LIMB.
THIS IS MY LIST OF DEMANDS:
- A HOT WHEELS CAR ON A PAIR OF TITS, CLOTHED OR BARE. MAN TITS ACCEPTED.
- ONE OF YOUR POSTS ON AN OBSCURE BOARD, ALONG WITH A LEGITIMATE (YOU) REPLY. SCREENSHOTS ARE NOT ACCEPTED, ONLY PHOTOS.
- A PICTURE OF YOU, ALONG WITH YOUR CAT, YOUR DOG, OR YOUR HAMSTER.
- A NINTENDO 64 GAME CARTRIDGE, WITH YOUR CUM ON IT.
- AN AMIIBO, WITH YOUR CUM ON IT.
- A PICTURE OF YOU OR SOMEONE ELSE DOING A HANDSTAND.
- A PICTURE OF THREE SUCCESSIVE GENERATIONS OF GAMES, ALL LINED UP (ASSASSINS CREED 1, 2, 3, POKEMON BLUE, GOLD, RUBY, ETC). ANY GAME WITH AT LEAST TWO SEQUELS ARE SUFFICIENT.
- YOUR BELLY BUTTON, WITH TWO EYES DRAWN ABOVE IT AND A SMILEY FACE BELOW.
- A TRIFORCE, MADE UP OF AT LEAST ONE BOOK, VIDEO GAME AND DVD. THIS DOES NOT HAVE TO BE STANDING.
- AND OF COURSE, A SHARPIE UP THE POOPER.
THESE ARE MY DEMANDS, /B/. EACH PICTURE MUST HAVE A TIMESTAMP, OR THE BUNNY SUFFERS A SLOW DEATH BY DIGESTION.
TIME IS TICKING.
>>676952703
Time doesn't tick you asshole. Clocks do. Kill the bunny so I can fap to it.
TL;DR: OP is a faggot.
>>676952703
DO IT FAGGOT
leave the Bunny alone!!!!!!
>>676952703
What the fuck did the bunny ever do to deserve this you fucking degenerate I'm calling the fucking RSPCA. See you in court you bastard
>>676952928
>>676952998
>>676953020
I DO NOT COWTOW TO THREATS.
CONSIDER THIS A WARNING.
>>676953266
YOU ARE GOOD MAN. BUNNY MAY YET LIVE. 1 DOWN, 9 TO GO.
This thread is full of newfags
kinda shit at taking pics and it's dark but please leave the Bunny alone!!!
>>676953752
>FUN?! NOT ON MY /b/!!
>>676953266
Shiieeet too late but I went to the trouble
>>676953848
WELL DONE. YOU ARE PROGRESSING WELL.
THIS MAN IS ABLE TO COMPLETE TWO TASKS. SHINING EXAMPLE OF GUNBOAT DIPLOMACY. WHAT IS THE REST OF /B/ CAPABLE OF?
>>676952703
Release bunny or this mofo dies
>>676954257
He ain't kidding, please save my dark skinned bunny
>>676952703
no im gonna get all you want i just need time
OP PLZ!!
DO NOT HURT HIM
>>676955008
no screenshots!!
this is closest thing to hot wheels I have... 21 year old male skinny so no boobs or man boobs.
>>676954976
that is the most fucked up big toe i have ever seen, did you smash it and it healed wrong or something?
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR TOE?!
DEEZ NUTS
>>676955202
alright nigga I'm done playing this game I do not have a phone or a camera to take a picture
i'm going home
>>676954615
YOU DON'T SCARE ME NIGGER. THE LIFE OF A BUNNY IS CHEAP.
>>676955202
CORRECT.
>>676955231
POOR EXCUSE. YOUR MOTHER SHALL SUFFICE, AS ALWAYS.
here it is, plz dont hurt anyone you can still get out of this.
/thread
>>676955587
oh wow thats looks kinda fake though
>>676955566
Full house
>>676955587
A TIMESTAMP IS NEEDED.
FIVE MINUTES UNTIL HE LOSES A LIMB.
Op plz no
>>676955587
Timestamp!!
>>676955845
im sooooorry
pls accept
>>676955812
its a conditioner
>>676955906
Kek
>>676955906
thread link?
Bunny will be kill.
OP, can we roll trips to execute?
>>676953560
>cowtow
You mean kowtow.
>>676955990
Sweet 1. Are you German?
I got
>>676952703
who here sharpie in pooper? i live in germany we have no sharpies
>>676955906
>>676955960
>>676956370
WELL DONE. FIVE DOWN. PERHAPS HE SHALL YET LIVE.
>>676955990
A NOBLE TIMESTAMP, AND A NOBLE CUMSHOT. I SUSPECT FOUL PLAY, BUT I SHALL ACCEPT FOR NOW. FOUR REMAINING.
>>676956053
WHERE ARE YOUR TITS, WHORE?
>>676956363
yeah, how could you tell? just a guess?
which ones are left OP?
>>676956535
Different anon, but Germans and I guess maybe other central european countries have a unique way of writing the number 1. They do it as a single line in the Americas and I guess the UK.
>>676956370
thank you, dear anon
>>676956492
how many more tasks left
>>676955566
>69
>trips
>dubs
my god
>>676956492
YOU KNOW THIS WON'T BRING ANON BACK OP.
>>676956492
you dont have to do this, you dont have to waste your life. we can help you, you just have to let us.
Can someone PLEASE screencap this beauty of a thread. I have work in 5 mins.
>>676952703
kill the chocolate bunny I couldn't care less.
except that I'm in the thread, but thats because I want you to kill that bunny
>>676956723
>>676956753
THREE MINUTES LEFT UNTIL HE LOSES AN EAR.
>>676956723
>- A HOT WHEELS CAR ON A PAIR OF TITS, CLOTHED OR BARE. MAN TITS ACCEPTED.
>- ONE OF YOUR POSTS ON AN OBSCURE BOARD, ALONG WITH A LEGITIMATE (YOU) REPLY. SCREENSHOTS ARE NOT ACCEPTED, ONLY PHOTOS.
>- A PICTURE OF YOU, ALONG WITH YOUR CAT, YOUR DOG, OR YOUR HAMSTER.
>- AN AMIIBO, WITH YOUR CUM ON IT.
>- A PICTURE OF YOU OR SOMEONE ELSE DOING A HANDSTAND.
>- AND OF COURSE, A SHARPIE UP THE POOPER.
>>676956053
You opened the package?! To save a chocolate fucking bunny. you absolute monster. I'm going back to /toys/
>>676956730
wow, thats some inglorious basterds-tier shit.
>>676956968
I don't have a hotwheels car, Can I put a RC car on my tits?
>>676956968
HANDSTAND
>>676952703
dont do it, man
>>676957170
Do it, faggot
thread song, can't save the bunny without fitting music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzuPI7tk9B8
>>676957224
Timestamp required, faggot.
>>676957292
nothing was said about this
>>676957292
>a pic of you or someone else doing a handstand
literally the quote, no timestamp
This is someone else
>>676957170
ACCEPTABLE.
10 MINUTES HAVE ELAPSED, /B/. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NOW.
>>676957351
>THESE ARE MY DEMANDS, /B/. EACH PICTURE MUST HAVE A TIMESTAMP, OR THE BUNNY SUFFERS A SLOW DEATH BY DIGESTION.
>>676957224
Newfriend.You need to do the thing, take a picture and provide a timestamp (which is the time and date written on a piece of paper or your tits or cock or whatever.)
>>676957351
Read the first post.
>>676957351
>EACH PICTURE MUST HAVE A TIMESTAMP, OR THE BUNNY SUFFERS A SLOW DEATH BY DIGESTION.
Learn to read faggot
>>676957351
>I REQUIRE PHOTOGRAPHS. TIMESTAMPED PHOTOGRAPHS, TO PROVE THAT THEY ARE LEGITIMATE.
>>676957408
youre just gonna make it worse op, dont do this. its not to late to return everything to normal.
/b/ is fully going 9fag
>never go full 9fag
OP HERE
YOU HAVE FAILED
I WILL BE TAKING THE RABBIT TO THE EXECUTION CHAMBER SHORTLY
>>676957617
YOUR CHEAP TACTICS WONT HELP THE BUNNY!! DONT BE A HERO!!!
This thread is the cancer killing /b/. /b/ is only for trap, loli and porn threads, nothing else.
>>676957617
and you're going full fag
>>676957723
you fucking monster
>>676956535
>>676956730
Yeah, that guy was right. I believe it's primarily Germans that use that 1.
SOMEBODY PLEEEAAAASEEE HELP DA BUNNNNYYYYYYYY
>>676957792
Your white knighting won't save the bunny!!!
>>676957472
A TIMESTAMP IS REQUIRED ON EACH PICTURE, AS STATED.
THIS IS YOUR FAULT, /B/. YOU MAY STILL SAVE HIM.
>>676957723
LOOK AT THIS IMPOSTER AND LAUGH.
>>676957819
VERY WELL DONE. THREE LEFT.
>>676957408
DON'T KILL THE BUNNY
>>676952703
Thank you for making Reddit great again le XD
>>676957723
>>676957953
Nigger
>>676957892
Deutsche Schwuchtel entdeckt
>>676957792
Go skin your own dick, this kind of simplistic creativity has been lost on /b/, and is missed.
>>676958022
lol
>>676958022
>monstermutt
traxxas fag? deeyum.
ECX torment here, no pics tho, sorry fam
>>676957792
Bait
>>676958035
>MUH SUPER SEKRET KLUB IS RUINED!!!
>>676958153
my truck does 35MPH not bad for electric
>>676958035
OP's a monster, you can't talk him down with your hippie free love nonsense.
i have informed the police, they are looking for you op. i hope they will lock your ass up in the darkest prison cell they can find.
Please OP have mercy
I'm willing to take one for the team
>>676958446
>Shit just got real
>>676958524
you are a hero, anon
>>676958524
thats just the cap between your cheeks you liar.
>>676958524
dammit, was just about to take this one
>>676958524
We all salute you, brave anon
>>676958524
show us the hostage op, we need to know if hes still alive!!!
>>676955587
oh fuck yeah you have a physical copy of Banjo Kazooie on N64?!
>>676957953
THATS IT OP I'M CALLING THE FUCKING POLICE, YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL YOU HEAR ME?!?!
>>676958727
Nice file name...
>>676958781
We know he's alive but is he in one piece? That's the part that worried me
That bunny is fucked
>>676958874
DON'T DO IT, OP'LL KILL THE RABBIT!
WE NEED TO OBEY HIM OR WE'LL JUST CONDEMN THE BUN BUN
>>676957792
everything you stated is cancer, kill yourself.
OP, Update on hostage and demands?
>>676958640
>say thank you Garber for saving my life!!
Hello yes? Is this OP's mother? Well I have something to say about what your son is doing right now..
>>676958483
WE HAVE RECEIVED THIS BEFORE.
>>676958524
GLORIOUS. YOUR ASS WILL SEE HEAVEN IN THE NEXT LIFE.
>>676958781
>>676959109
HE LIVES, FOR NOW. I REQUIRE A HANDSTAND, AND A CUM-SOAKED AMIIBO.
>>676959079
>thatsthejoke.png
>>676958807
yeah, is this unusual? i also have banjo and tooie
>>676957792
Do you understand the meaning of random, faggot? Also, DO YOU NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE BUNNY
RELEASE THE RABBI
>>676959255
Stop OP
>>676952703
I remember a thread where someone did this with an actual animal. Old /b/'s gone, now it's just a parody of what it used to be.
This thread is gold, best i've seen in awhile. Well played op and fellow anons
>>676959138
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ovCVP5a5zM
>>676957819
And it was a female tit to boot, god bless you
>>676959437
dont just post here do something you faggot
>>676959369
Lurking anon here.
I think I still have both games, too. Those and Donkey Kong.
Don't harm that innocent soul.
>>676959437
Right? Finally a fucking original thread
>>676959463
holy shit underaged ban
>>676959528
...so you've never seen a woman's tit before, huh?
HERE'S YOUR FUCKING HANDSTAND
>>676959689
Bless your soul femanon
>>676959760
How would I know the difference between a woman's tit and a man's if I had never seen one before?
Fucking checkmate bitch
>>676959528
probably a guy on hormones
>>676959255
OH FUCK SOMEBODY BETTER JIZZ ON A YOSHI AND DO A HANDSTAND OR THE BUN BUN'S GONNA DIE
OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE MERCY ON THE BUN BUN OP, IT HAS SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR.
>>676959610
okay give me a second
>>676959691
i'll just put up a proxy my bro's a hacker he will hack u le lol funny ex dee
>>676959927
Oh my god that looks so real!
>>676959927
>>676959927
Wew, glad we got that one out of the way
>>676959689
THESE TITS ARE GREATLY SUFFICIENT. WHILE WE HAVE RECEIVED THIS BEFORE, I DECLARE ANOTHER TEN MINUTE PERIOD FROM THIS POST.
>>676959927
REVERSE IMAGE SEARCH SHOWS YOU TO BE A FUCKING NIGGER.
I JUST REALISED HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TAKE A PICTURE AND DO A HANDSTAND AT THE SAME TIME?
>>676959689
id be fucking horny right now if the situation wasnt so serious, thos titties are damn fine
>>676959255
I can do the handstand but I live alone so I don't see how I can take the picture and hold a timestamp, can I just skip the timestamp?
>>676952703
bite the fucking bunny's head off faggot
>>676957953
what's left?
>>676959927
http://www.12minuteathlete.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/get-better-at-handstands.jpg
Youre all gullible cucks, thats a chocolate bunny. They sell that shit in Target.
>>676959954
Only a bunny could bring out so many bitches. Bitches love bunnies
>>676960220
Set a timer, faggot.
>>676958727
>santa cuck porn
>>676960220
DELAY ON CAMERA.
HAVE ANOTHER PERSON TAKE THE PICTURE.
IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE, DO IT OR THE BUNNY DIES.
>>676960220
use a tripod and set it on a timer
No matter the result someone needs to screen cap this thread
>>676959463
how fucking old are you wtf
>>676960278
Tape it to your shirt
>>676960220
Just ask one of your frie- Oh wait yeah, you got a point
handstand here. don't do anything to bunny.
>>676960220
>timer
>>676960278
Tape the stamp to yourself
>>676960483
BASED ANON YOU JUST SAVED A LIFE
>>676960483
YESSS
>>676960483
THERE'S NO TIMESTAMP
>>676960483
he did it the absolute madman
>>676960483
what the hell are you
>>676960649
Nigger are you blind?
>>676960649
Open your fucking eyes
