Tell me your darkest secret /b/ Here's mine. when I was
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Tell me your darkest secret /b/
Here's mine.
when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits were entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I actually hit puberty at 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
that is the edgiest lie i've heard all day, OP, congratz
>>676946176
old copy-pasta.
besides, daddy would have ended you.. and we wouldn't have to deal with your idiot faggotry.
>>676946176
my darkest secret is that i never killed myself
>>676946176
well if not b8 i must ask, what did go so badly wrong in your childhood since you had to let it out on this 12yo girl?
>>676946486
>autistic
Old pasta is old
>>676946176
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
this one time when i was 13, i woke up in the middle of the night, i was fucking thirsty as shit so i went to the kitchen and got some milk, but in my careless laziness, i drank it straight from the jug. my body froze and shame washed over my body as i realised what i had done. with tears running down my face, i woke up my parents and begged for forgivness and mercy. to this day i still have trouble sleeping, of fearing i might wake up and such a horrid act again.
I'VE DONE NOTHING WRONG SHUT THE FUCK UP.
>>676946176
>balls dropped
>at age of 12
>be me @18
>bored af and traveling with family in colorado
>go to old ass library in some hickville noname town
>looking around
>find an author I knew
>Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail of '72
>open
>post card falls out
>Front side, "Greetings from Aspen!"
>reverse, "Try to sue me again and I'll fucking kill you. Yours truly, HST"
>Slide that shit into my pocket
>walk the fuck out the door
>week later find a matted up green wad in the wash
>>676946922
Hitler war bis in die 60er Jahre Schichtleiter im argentinischen VW-Werk, das ist heute hinlänglich belegt.
>>676948859
TRIG- aw fuck it. Nevermind
>>676949142
Who drinks milk for thirst?? Wtf
>>676946176
You're a sad, sad person, aren't you?
>>676946176
This fucking pasta, god damn son
Sounds like copypasta
Good on you OP.
>>676950364
oh for fucks sake
>>676950364
Dont see the connection. Explain a bit more. Fairly interesting to the rest of the drullage in this thread
>>676950364
You son of a bitch...
>>676950825
HST wrote the book he looked at.
>>676946176
That's actually pretty well written, with an interesting and very twisted twist at the end. It's incredibly dark, but in a way where, honestly, you could probably turn this kind of thing into something you could get published.
When i was 13 i thought it would be fun to cum in a mnt. dew bottle and leave it in the front yard.(it was winter and i wanted it to freeze)
later that day my little sister walked into the yard and kicked it! Cum sprayed her skirt and arm she screamed and ran into the house!
i laughed as she washed cum from her blazer and skirt i told her that it wouldnt come off because it was special milk. she wept and we threw those clothes away the next day.
>>676948859
oh fuck, why is this so funny
Fingered myself in the same hotel room as my parents while they slept.
>I'm a guy
>Wiped shitty finger on sheets for maids to clean up.
>Probably never cleaned it
>>676946176
DESPITE MY RAGE, I'M STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE
ive been fooling everybody i know into thinking im canadian since like the 3rd grade. i want to stop but i dont know how
/b/ has been missing fucked up copypastas for ages.
Post more
I once jerked off during class, no one noticed
>>676951146
shut the fuck up newfag
edgy 13 y/o spotted
>>676950825
Found a one-of-a-kind rare postcard from a very famous author, which despite being preserved for at least 30 years in a book, I manged to destroy in a week.
I used to have a babysitter who used to get me to suck off some of my friends and even got me to suck off 2 of her boyfriends as well.
>>676948859
Kek
>>676950364
U fucking thief u ve stolen cheap from the library. Wished her hand was cut off for stealing
>>676946176
OP is the hero we all need
Please tell me you did all this for no particular reason
>>676953300
U know that last part makes u very gay
>>676951431
Dont get it. If it was frozen then it must ve been solid. How that can spray in that case?
I set a hooker on fire in Thailand once.
I'm not sure if I killed her, because she went plop into a nearby canal. Then again, I don't remember seeing her come up. I was pretty hammered, though. The moral of the story is that 151 proof alcohol is flammable.
>>676954117
well she got me to suck off my friends on the condition that she would show me her tits.
So sucking dick under these pretenses is not considered gay.
As for sucking off her boyfriends, the first time I walked in on them fucking after she though I was sleeping and then she called me over and got me to suck the guys dick. She told the boyfriend he couldn't have sex with her unless he let me blow him so he went for it and I sucked his dick which was already wet from her pussy juices.
Same thing with the other boyfriend but I never walked in on them fucking she just woke me up when he came over and told me to join them and then had me suck him off under the same conditions.
I sexually Identify as Leafyishere. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of making fun of autistic people and little kids. People say to me that a person being Leafyishere is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, HISSSS. I'm having my fanbase raid kids on youtube. From now on I want you guys to call me "little calvin" and respect my right to make clickbait videos. If you can't accept me you're a reptilian and need to check your HISSING privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>>676954699
how old?
was she hot?
>>676946176
I shot a man in Reno
Just to watch him die
>>676954699
My bro was abused by our babysitter. Kind of fucked up shit.
>>676955026
I was about 12. The babysitter was 17 and pretty hot. She had amazing tits. She was also my best friends older sister as well so that sort of made it hotter since I saw her all the time.
>>676954478
he said he WANTED it to freeze you dyslexic fuck
>>676955264
you should try bang her for old times sake, she owes you that much
I once told some people I would shoot the tires of a school bus and murder the children bouncing out of it.
>They believed it.
>>676955638
I never did get to fuck her. She would show us her tits and would even play with herself while she watched me suck off my friends but would not let us do anything more than fondle her breasts.
>>676955663
Well geeze Arthur, you really should know when to keep your darn mouth shut.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PztoqzrfAI
>>676946176
failed to have sex with cousin whe 14 and she was 13
and i mean failed completely
had every oportunity, she would even come to my bed at night for no reason
literaly didnt do anything except get hard every time and lie on top of her once and almost kissed her, but chikened out
>>676946176
Once I told a lie on the internet, on /b/ more exactly, in a thread asking about my biggest secret.
>>676950364
What the hell is this, a feels thread?
I would not ever do laundry again if I let this happen.
>>676956290
Nothing on the internet is a lie because although the thing you lied about may not have happened to you, it did happen so somebody and since everyone on the internet is annonymous everything happens to everybody so your lie ends up actually happening to you as well.
I threw a brick off of a roof at a meter maid when I was 11.
>>676956192
I mean fuck her now dude, you got dirt on her I bet you could swing it in your favour
>>676956713
did you hit him?
>>676955663
Lol the references
>>676952544
*ALL
>>676956684
It kind of makes sense, actually. In a weird way though. Hell, this shit is too complicated. Going for a shit's-too-hard fap.
>>676956873
This was more than 30 years ago and I havn't even seen her in almost all that time. I wouldn't even know the first place to look for her. Her name was Sheryl Paquette though.
>>676946176
Still a better love story than Twillight
>>676956927
yes. I hit him. (no idea if males are called meter maids as well). Never got busted for it.
>>676950600
U fucking wot m8???
>>676956684
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I use nudes of a 14 year old high school girl that were send to me (not being a pedo but at the time i got them i was 16 i think). I use these pictures together with just normal selfies of here as a catfish very often. The things old horny men are saying is pretty scary tbh
>>676957452
he deserved it
>>676957527
examples
>>676952678
everyone noticed...
>>676948859
fuck you, now I'm gonna spend all of my night playing Skyrim.
>>676946176
I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.
"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.
"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.
Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.
God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.
I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.
I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.
>>676946922
Heil Mein Fuhrer
>>676946546
Why would I lie on the internet? You make no sense whatsoever.
Fucked a trap once
>>676958085
so much pasta
>>676946546
who lies on the internet? you can say whatever the fuck you want.
>>676958085
I`m honestly happy for You buddy, You weren`t in fact, doing anything illegal and I guess You`re fapping, so be happy dude.
>>676951431
for a second there I thought you were gonna say she drank it
>>676958085
Sounds like a dream of mine coming true for you.
I can only imagine
>>676946176
My dream is to be payed to kill people. Legal or not. You need connections to be an assassin, and I don't have those connections, nor would I know where to begin. So I'm joining the army and going into 18x. For you non-military fags that's special forces. I will finally get to kill people and the prospect overwhelms me with exitement
I have told the truth across many boards and people almost always say that I am lying. I then make up a fantastic tale of complete bullshit and no one doubts me.
example:
Truth: I caught an ex-girlfriend in bed with another guy. We were together at the time and it was our bed. I slapped her and beat up the guy. I fucked her on top of him. Everyone accuses me of being a complete liar.
I post the following on another site
Lie: I came home and found my girlfriend having sex with another guy. Instead of getting upset, I join in and have a bisexual threesome. - everyone messageboard "claps" me on the back and says that I am a real man. No one ever thinks that this is complete bullshit.
Except for the original post, I have no reason to doubt what anyone posted here.
>>676959219
paid*
My deepest secret is that I hate homosexuals and niggers.
>>676957527
Reported. Get V&
>>676959570
We know America, we know.
>>676954023
He did it for the copypasta, m8
>>676957272
Facebook dude
>>676957272
What state is she from or when you knew her where did she live
>>676952570
So you're not their buddy, guy?
>>676958085
Niiice
>>676946176
Nice try. People who really do such things don't bother wasting their time writing about them for a bunch of losers on 4chan.
>>676950364
Hunter S Thompson threw in there a post card ??
>>676946176
OLD COPYPASTA
>sage in every field
I once had sex with a girl in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>676952544
You have shamed yourself, and your family by fucking that up
>>676946176
When I was 10 I stole a pen from a store. Nobody noticed so I did it again five times.
>>676950600
Hast du dafür irgendwelche Quellen oder "belege"? ich dachte immer er wäre in chile...
One of these days, Donald Rumsfeld blew me.
>>676946176
> the first girl I ever loved
God help the woman who ever becomes your girlfriend. You're a grade A psychopath, anon.
>>676952544
THEN SOMEONE WILL SAY WHAT IS LOST CAN NEVER BE SAVED
>>676946176
haven''t seen this one for a while
>>676955183
Holy shit, are you that guy from the folsom prison?
Here is my story
when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits were entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I actually hit puberty at 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
I like 9gag and it's fat superior then 4chan
Here is my story
when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits were entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I actually hit puberty at 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.
>>676946176
I would gut you and hang you by your fucking intestines if you did my daughter like that. I'd then stomp your worthless dead skull flat like a pancake.
Goddamn sick bastards lurk here, fucking goddamn pedo sick fucks.
>>676967674
>taking things seriously while on 4chan
Good job getting that bait all stuck up in there.
>>676965672
>being this new
18 year old white bitch at my old highschool got pregnant with her 16 year old boyfriend. Just to start shit because i hated her i told the boyfriend that she cheated with some big nig. Boyfriend got mad and beat the shit out of her and baby died. I don't regret shit because both of the parents were idiot druggies who later dropped out. Don't need more fuckin disappointments like that in the world right now.
>>676967674
>Work of fiction
>of fiction
>fiction
>F I C T I O N
>>676946176
It has been a long time since I stopped being able to tell who's trolling whom on this website.
>>676968426
Your fiction
>>676968692
Its like a singularity of cunts right? Pretty nuts to observe
>>676946176
One time I cuffed my brother to a lamp post for 5 hours, It was a country side lamp post and therefore there were no nearby people. I remembered I left him there, rushed back, cuffed him and then gave him £20 to keep his mouth shut.lol, fucking children and there profligate selves.
>>676969128
Kids are dicks. No sense of morality whatsoever
>>676967674
>biting this hard to stale pasta
>>676968426
It's not a long stretch that it's entirely true, you fucking idiot.
>>676946176
>be 4 years old
>little sister steals my favorite toy
>try to take it back without violence
>tell mom but she says to let my sister play with it
>get really pissed off
>start punching and kicking my sister
>grab toy baseball bat and start hitting her with it
>pull down sisters pants and rape her
>grab knife from the kitchen
>as I'm about to kill my sister police burst in with guns aimed at me
>pull out an uzi and blast them all
>run outside and steal dad's car
>I'm in a high speed police chase
>swat and army are after me now as well
>"give yourself up" says this colonel guy leading the chase
>never.jpg
>turn super saiyan and become so powerful that I destroy the whole world
>mom finds out and grounds me
>the end
>>676969814
I was only 14 years old at the time, he was 6
>>676946176
old pasta is old
