>ITT try and lie to me >Post 2 truths and 1 lie >I guess
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>ITT try and lie to me
>Post 2 truths and 1 lie
>I guess which is a lie
pro tip: you can't
>inb4 OP is a faggot
>inb4 OP is a virgin
>inb4 OP is a nigger
I'm 17
I'm 19
One of my cats is named after Cleopatra
I'm black
I'm high
I'm a guy
>>676941821
You're not 19
>>676941881
You're not black
>>676941560
im 20
im 21
im 22
>>676941975
All lies nigger
If any are true, underage b&
>>676942024
You're 22
>>676941966
Nah I'm not black hahaha
>>676941560
>>676941560
I play WoW
I have a master's in chemistry
I can play the clarinet
Good luck OP
>>676942066
how?
I'm 21
I'm a virgin
I'm gay
>>676942121
you dont play wow
>>676942121
You don't play WoW
>>676942124
I am god
>>676941821
The cat is a lie
>>676942153
You're not 21
>>676942212
No, you're 17. Underage b&
>>676941966
Wrong. Am 19.
last time I measured my IQ i hit 170
I was born in 1979
I am a virgin.
good luck.
>>676942313
you're not black
>>676941560
I'm a 8/10 girl.
My dog is named after Lilith, a Demon.
I will be completely able to run Dark Souls 3 in my PC when it FINALLY releases.
>>676942313
>lives in good neighborhood or knows dad
Definitely not a nigger
I'm british.
I'm a man.
I'm 16.
I have a master's degree in Computer Science
I make a very decent living playing vidya on Twitch / YouTube
I go to the gym 4-6 days a week
I am gay
I am a virgin
I am an atheist
I was born in 1996
I am Asian
I am not a virgin
Good luck
>>676942439
Dark Souls 3 already released so that's the lie faggot
>>676942153
virgin and 21
>>676942578
You're not asian
>>676942487
You're not 16
>>676942549
You don't go to the gym
>>676942578
You aren't Asian
I bench 120kg
I love my little pony
I'm black
>>676941560
I'm black
I'm 30
I'm an alcoholic
>>676941560
I have a girlfriend
Acting is my profession
I saged this thread
-I'm 17
-Im in the middle of the civil. engineering career
-I don't have any friends
>>676942583
Only for chimps and dick sucking streamers fag.
I'm a girl
I'm a college student
I'm a virgin
>Studying in University
>Studying Computer Science
>Still a virgin
>>676942670
I don't make a living on Twitch
>>676941560
my dog is black.
my dog has never robbed anyone
I have red hair
>>676942716
hitler did something wrong is a lie
>>676942549
You don't make a living by playing vidya.
I'm 18
I play wow
I'm straight
I own a copy of leago creator.
I don't have a knife in csgo.
I own destiny.
>>676942670
You are right I am not Asian. /B/ this guy got the gift. He is the real deal. Respect.
>>676941560
#1
i like to dress up as Goliath
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my Goliath suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
#2
I am a jew.
Britbongs are not roaches.
Turksmells are roaches.
Freedoom isn't free.
>>676941560
I secretly love Loli
I'm 27
I hate lesbians
I'm a girl.
Always gave up on losing virginity because muh himen and muh pain.
I've already posted tits on /b/ once, wrotte a bunch of anons names on my tits, only one i remeber was a faggot named Alex.
>>676942697
Tough. You don't love mlp? Nigger
>>676942711
You're not a nigger
>>676942716
Hitler did something wrong is a lie
>>676942724
You didn't sage shit, bitch
>>676942747
You have friends
>>676942774
You're not a virgin
>>676942776
All true
>>676942805
Your dog is white
>>676942917
You're gay
>>676942965
>not a jew
>>676942805
You don't have red hair
>>676942917
You're not straight
I'm Moroccan
I'm Algerian
I'm French
>>676943075
nope, i'm not 18
Im 18
Im a virgin
I am can run a 5k right fucking now
I have never eaten Mcdonalds
I don't have a drivers license
I was born in 1997
I'm tall
I can cook
I'm German
I'm an employed Programmer
I have a degree in Computer Science
>>676941560
I smuggled drugs across international borders
I have an IQ of 143
I have flown small aircraft
>I went to france and the highlight was seeing a corpse
>I'm a newfie
>I have thousands of dollars worth of coins in a safety deposit box
OP is a fag
OP is a fag
I'm a girl
The next two sentences are lies.
This sentence is a lie.
Two of these sentences are true.
>>676943005
Britbongs are roaches
>>676943053
You don't hate lesbians
>>676943070
You never posted tits
>>676943177
You're French
>>676943222
You're a virgin
>>676943269
You don't have a drivers license
>>676943271
You can't cook
>>676943273
You're not employed
I hang out with celebrities
My x girlfriend is serving a life sentence in prison for M1
I love stout beers
>I'm 13
>I'm 14
>I'm 15
You're not a faggot op
You're not pathetic
You've got people who care about you
You're well respected
You're smart
You're talented
This isn't a ruse
You could do anything you want
You're liked amongst the opposite sex
You're like amongst your sex
You deserve better
Many attractive sexual partners want to be with you
You'll find 'the one' for you during your first meaningful relationship
You'll be successful at anything you put your mind to
You will be handsomely rewarded for you contributions towards great endeavors
You're not a faggot
This isn't you're daily mantra
You deserve an ice cream cone with sprinkles
You don't touch yourself sexually ever
You're not pathetic
You're not worthless
You have many friends
Do I win?
I own lego creator
I'm running windows 10
I have under 1k in my bank account.
I was born in 1996
I have eaten the gel from the inside of several hairbrushes
I am in graduate school
>>676941560
>I worked as a personal bodyguard for a women's health doctor that preformed abortions.
>I personally know almost every professional magician.
>I have been in every state in the US
1. I was nearly shot by Russian military.
2. I know the truth behind the cover-up of a celebrity's death.
3. I lost the bottom half of my left leg in a shark attack.
>>676942121
you don't play WoW because if you do then you won't have time to do anything else in your life at all
>>676943370
I am employed, try again
>>676942153
you're not a virgin, you're 21 and you got buttfucked by gay dudes
>>676943370
I Said I don't, you confirmed.
I INDEED DO.
You were not supposed to detect the lie?
I'm rich and bored all the time
I had drunk sex with Nicola Peltz in the back of a stranger's unlocked SUV
I don't tip when out
Good luck...
I can able to push 100 pushups on 4 go's
I am can pley 10 haur ov wow evry dey
Me is lajk tu stik codomn banan whit lub upp my ess
>>676943285
You never flew shit
>>676943307
You never saw a corpse
>>676943353
You're a nigger
>>676943392
You love stout beers is only true one
>>676943397
15
>>676943400
all true
>>676943409
You weren't born in 96
>>676943444
Nigger
>>676943478
You were never nearly shot
I hold a valid Airline Transport Pilot Licence
I weigh 190lbs
My social skills are superior to most
good luck.
>>676941560
>Not born on earth.
>13,000,533 years.
>Likes the taste of broccoli.
>>676943675
WoW is the obvious lie. No one can play WoD for that long.
>>676941560
i like the fat girl
i like the skinny girl
i like feminine penises
>I'm voting Republican
>I'm voting Democrat
>I just ate vegetable soup
>>676943817
I'm going to guess the lie is you like fat girls since /b/ is literally full of faggots now days.
>>676943710
I did see a corpse. Shoot again.
I'm a trained boxer.
I fucked Eliza Taylor while she was on Brazil for one convention.
I'm only 24 years old and i'm already sucessfull on my line of work. (Psychology)
>>676943655
Yes I was
>>676943658
You never had sex
>>676943675
nigger
>>676943757
You weigh less than 190
>>676943817
You don't like fat girls
>>676943878
You're not voting republican
>>676943075
Nice. Try this one.
- I'm straight
- I'm unemployed
- I've a cat.
>>676943710
>>>676943353 (You)
>You're a nigger
Correct!
Let's try again.
I own lego creator
I'm running windows 10
I have under 1k in my bank account.
>>676941560
i only eat chicken nuggets
i have never had a girlfriend
i am scared of bubble baths
I'm gay
I've had several incestuous relations
I lost my virginity at 10
Good luck
>>676943943
close, more than, actually. about 205lbs
captain pilotfag here
>>676943943
Wrong. The lie was, I don't tip. I tip way too fucking much.
>>676943999
Lie: I'm running windows 10
>>676941560
I'm rich.
I'm famous.
Both of those are a lie.
>>676943817
I don't like girls
I hate girls
I <3 DICK DICK DICK
2 lies and 1 truth?
Disqualified bro
>>676943943
>>676943878 (You)
You're not voting republican
Wrong. TRUMP 2016!!
>>676944007
no gf
>>676944007
It's either nuggets or girlfriend, and I'm going to go with nuggets for the lie.
>>676942212
Then how come you are 19 and 17 at the same time faggot? Read the rules!!!
>>676943913
You didn't fuck anyone in your life
>>676943959
You work at mcdonalds
>>676943999
You don't use windows 10
>>676944007
You're not scared of bubble baths
>>676944036
You lost your virginity after the age of 10
i get abused alot by my dad
i do bad drugs
im scared
>>676941560
I can play the cello
I can play the banjo
I can play the bagpipes
>>676944228
You're not scared
>>676943370
Wrong .>>676943370
almost a chef
>>676944283
No one can play bagpipes
>>676944218
I'm >>676943913
Got it wrong m8, the lie was me being already sucessfull.
>>676941560
I stole and masturbated into a little girl's panties then returned them while in Japan
I masturbated at a bus stop with my pants pulled down fully, made sure to angle towards the drivers passing by. It was late evening.
I've jerked off to child porn.
>>676944339
Pretty sweet OP one day I will you filthy nigger
>>676944062
Wrong.
>>676944228
You're lying to yourself
>>676944207
The cat was not the lie, someone just made a very shitty portal reference
>>676944389
You never jerked it at a bus stop
Im 18
Challenger in League of Legends
Dutch
I'm black
Nigger hate threads make me cringe but I still look through them for some reason
I don't know why I still use 4chan
>>676944517
You're not 18
>>676944149
winrar
>>676944183
close, but no cigar
if i eat anything else i will most likely vomit
>>676944218
indeed i am. fucking terrified
>i play dota
>my mom threw a car tire into my room once
>im swedish
gl anon
>>676944532
All false
>>676941560
I've been on this site for 3 years
I'm planning on murdering someone
I'm an alcoholic since I was 15
>>676941560
1. I have a Vagina.
2. I have a Penis.
3. Refugees are scum and need to be sent back.
>>676944218
>You lost your virginity after the age of 10
you just picked the most obvious. nice try though
>I am 25
>I hate my life
>I have no dreams
>>676944468
Sorry, all truths.
I was going to add detail to the last one but forgot.
I'm a girl.
Had many incestuous relations in my life with my brothers and cousins.
My name is Ana, and i was already greentexted on /b/.
>>676944600
You don't play dota
>>676944556
i am 18
>>676941560
here goes
>I am good at math
>I suffer from alcoholism
>I enjoy beating my wife
>>676944608
Nope Just the last one
>>676943075
Yes you were right op
> I have never had a hardcore drug problem
> I'm white
> I live in africa
>>676944719
what the FUCK
>>676944669
All true
I have a neckbeard
I own a Harmonica
I'm a Billy Joel Fan
>>676944622
You joined /b/ yesterday
>>676944628
You don't have a vagina
>>676944669
You're not 25
>>676944700
You never had incest then?
>>676944769
You suck at math
>>676944907
You don't live in africa
I fap to hentai
I have a girlfriend
I play Osu!
>>676944769
kek
You don't enjoy beating your wife, but you do it anyway because you are drunk. You feel horrible.
>>676943370
I do, sorry
>>676944628
You have a vagina.
only pussies bitch about refugees instead of doing anything about it. like setting the refugee camp on fi re
>>676945012
All true
>>676945025
You don't have a gf, your pillow doesn't count
>>676945025
Which mode?
>>676944919
ding ding ding.
>>676945023
I am 25
>>676942422
>>676945023
>>676945028
I dont have a wife but it does turn me on slap around my girlfriend
>>676945012
no neckbeard
I have an 8 inch cock
Ive killed someone
I make 6 figures
>>676945023
Never real incest, but my boyfriend and i usually do incest role play.
Eh, good job.
>>676944628
u dont have a penis
>>676945155
Just head to head
>>676945122
The fapping to Hentai was a lie
>>676945242
You don't make 6 figures
I lost my virginity at the age of 15 to someone who is way above my level.
I had a hormonal imbalance so I began developing breasts.
I play CS;GO on a daily basis
>>676943478
>>676943710
Nope. The third one was the lie.
How I was nearly shot by a russian soldier: On holiday in Italy. Staying near Russian embassy. Walk past it one night with friend while REALLY fucking drunk. Have the 'bright idea' to try and grab one of the guns the soldiers guarding the embassy carry so I can pose for a photo with it. Try to do so. Other guards draw on me. Friend grabs me and pulls me away just in time while shouting apologies.
>>676945242
All false.
>>676941560
I have social anxiety
I have a girlfriend
I am sat on a wooden chair
>i had a sexual relation with my cousin when i was younger
>i have stolen csgo items for over 10k dollars
>i once smashed a window
>>676945280
What I meant was which game mode, regular osu, osu mania etc
>>676945226
correct
>>676945023
Wrong
I am white
I live in South Africa
I was addicted to meth for 2 years
Been clean for 6years now
I am A+ certified
I cheated on my GF
I have a pepsi beside me
>>676945455
Ayy sorry for the retarded reply, I just play regular
Also I'm guessing you play, what rank are you ?
I'm a grill
Killed a guy once while he tried to rape me.
My dad and i are like husband and wife instead of Dad and Daughter and we fuck since i was 14. I started it.
>>676945378
You don't play CS:GO on a DAILY basis, but you do play it
>>676945434
You're not sitting on a wooden chair
>>676945450
You never had sex
>>676945481
You're not certified
I went to Paris just to see Eminem in concert
I went to Berlin just to see Bob Dylan in concert
I do not live in one of those cities
>>676945280
>implying people playing osu do not fap to hentai
>>676945610
You never killed a guy
>>676945637
You don't live in Berlin
>>676945481
You aren't A+ certified
You cheated on your GF
You are drinking pepsi with brandy or whiskey and soon you'll call your GF to tell what you did
>>676945158
not OP but I'm just gonna tell you that you are retarded, he is supposed to find out what is a lie based on the three ones and how you said it if all are true then you are stupid nigger who shouldn't be on /b/
i have a trauma
i dont have a social life
people like me
>>676945803
People hate you
I masturbate once every few months
I smoke cigarettes
I'm sexually attracted by dragqueens
>>676945568
I play mania rank #2,356 in america, I play offline most of the time
>>676941560
I play the drums
I play the violin
I used to do gymnastics
I'm Muslim
I'm bisexual
I'm white
>>676945667
I wasn't implying that at all, though I do understand it is just a matter of interpretation
Hitler was right
The jews did 9/11
I'm a helicopter
A=(1-1)+(1-1)+(1-1)+(1-1)+... => (A=0)
A=1-(1-1+1-1+1-1+...)
A=1-A => 2A=1 => 1/2 =0
>>676942121
You can't play the clarinet Mark
>>676945621
jokes on you i didn't smash the window
>>676945864
woah you guessed correctly
>>676945731
I never killed someone, good job.
>>676941560
I'm single
I have a 7in dick
I'm a virgin
Now hwhat
My name is pinocchio
My nose will now grow
my nose did not grow
>>676945621
Never cheated on my GF
Im a drug addic
im white
I get abused my my dad
>>676945434
no gf
I'm 20
I play league of legends every day
I think christians are retards
>>676946092
I love you
>>676946049
You're not a virgin
I wear diapers
I take creep shot picks
I masturbate to lolis
>>676941560
I'm 35
My uncle was a very successful music producer/creator in the early 90's
I've fucked more women than you can count on all your fingers
>>676946139
You're don't play League of Legends
>>676942487
you're not from britain
>>676946191
Good job Mr Lightman
I'm not a virgin
I'm korean/white
I'm 28
1 - I have 2 dogs
2 - I live in Spain
3 - I have a cat named Boris
> I have a 9 inch cock.
>I've killed before.
>I am a female.
>>676941560
> I have a piercing
> I'm a chef
> I I have never played world of warcraft
>>676946226
Damn I made it too easy
I'm a girl, 9/10.
Have social anxiety max level, can only talk with people i already know or that don't matter at all for me (like a waitress).
I was adopted and my step dad and i used to fuck a lot when i was 12, we still fuck to this day (i'm 22) but not nearly as much as we fucked when i was younger.
>>676946369
Either way you killed someone, edgy
>>676946369
you must be one of em traps i been hearin bout.
>>676945914
You didn't kill anyone
>>676945900
You masturbate daily
>>676945948
You don't play violin
>>676945950
You're not muslim
>>676945950
You're not a helicopter
>>676945978
A=1-(1-1+1-1+1-1+...) is undefined
>>676946049
You're not single
>>676946092
nigger
>>676946108
You don't get abused
>>676946139
You're 19
>>676946193
All true
>>676946225
You're not 35
>>676946350
You're a virgin
>>676946358
You don't live in spain
>>676946369
All false
>>676941560
I'm 6'1
I just bought a house
I have seen BraveHeart
>>676946396
Yeah, because the only people who don't think Christians are retarded are Christians
>>676946282
Well, riddle me this
I own a car
I don't live with my parents anymore
I'm not allowed to drink alcohol in the US
>>676946391
You don't have a piercing
>>676946471
Wrong. I'm not 28, i'm 27.
I'm a newfag.
I own halo mega bloks.
I own lego.
>>676946471
>>676946049
Fail
impostor
>>676946391
You did play WoW
>>676946403
You don't have social anxiety
>>676946550
You can drink alcohol
>I fucked an apple pie
>I live in Florida
>I am in university
>>676946550
You dont own a car
>>676946108
your black
>>676941560
I'm 6'2''
Blue eyes
Brown hair
I'm a girl
I'm 16
I like cars
im 25
i had 3 girlfriends
im virgin
>>676946471
I am a Muslim I'm not white I am bi
>>676946403
I hope the second one is false because that's really hot if it is
Jews fund ISIS
Merkel is their puppet
My penis is green
>>676946618
Not in Uni
>>676946685
You don't have blue eyes
>>676946707
You're not 16
>>676946729
You're not a virgin
>>676946593
you're not a newfag. you are cancer
>>676943409
He obviously meant >>676943412
>>676941560
>I like to fart in my hand and inhale the fart right after
>I licked my dogs pussy
>I sniff my sisters pantys on a daily basis
good luck
>>676946121
No i have a gf OP got it right
I'm 18
I'm Latino
I support Trump
>>676946767
>infidel
>i'm a transgirl
>virgin who's never been fucked
>my family hates me
>>676946471
Yes I 35
>>676946783
You're penis is not green
Made 50k/ week selling drugs on darknet.
Lost over 100k in btc.
Didn't get arrested.
>>676943710
Damn man nice
I'm a Muslim
I'm a virgin
I like hentai
>>676946787
Nope, blue eyes and black hair
>>676946829
Dogs pussy I sure fucking hope
>>676946618
>Live in florida
>Fucked a piece of fruit
>Goes to college
Real hard to spot the lie here
>>676946877
*Your
!!!
>>676946829
you dont sniff your sisters panties every day
only some days
>>676946883
You never made 50k a week
>>676946915
You're not a virgin
>>676946673
correct
>>676946787
I am in uni. I don't live in Florida
>MEDIUM BTFO
i was born with 11 toes
i have a twin brother
i recently got promoted
1 - I live in France
2 - I have a 16cm cock
3 - Im a virgin
>>676946937
well...
>>676947011
You got it
>>676946613
Nope, can't drink in the US.
>>676947080
Not a virgin
>>676941560
i fucked my niece
i fucked my daughter
i fucked my best friend
>>676947014
Nope, I'm not a Muslim.
My mother makes me fuck her every night since i got my first hard on
My mother is a 8/10, trough time she got fat and all some times, but she's still hot.
We moved to another city to live like husband and wife when i was 25, she was by that time 48. 6 years have passed.
My mother and i had a lot of threesomes back when i was a teenager, 4 girls to this day have to live with the fact that they did a rimjob on a boy while he fucked his own mom.
>>676947059
You weren't promoted
>>676947080
You're not a virgin
>>676946988
well which one?
I am responsible for the Deaths of 2 woman
My best friend requested of me to fuck his wife
I found 5000€ in a train and kept it
>>676947220
shit...
>>676947171
>>676947220
I dont live in France but thanks guys
I have a nine inch dick
I fucked my mom
My friend has me fuck his wife
>>676947407
You're dick is 1 inch
I'm an actor
I'm wearing odd socks
I have pink post-it notes.
>shitty job
>had 12 jobs in 10 years
>hate all the jobs
