Anon's Mom thread Pt 2?
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Anon's Mom thread Pt 2?
>>676940433
bumping w/ content
Op here
super man died
>>676940433
gotta say, his mom is fucking hot as hell.
OP was a great troll with all the samefagging and made up shit
>>676940656
take a creepshot and timestamp faggot.
>>676940735
>>676940932
How am i supposed to do that if shes in her room
>>676941210
it's a creepshot for a reason.
like if the door is slightly open.
works
http://www.expressfitness.ca/contact/#filter=*
Open the door quick snap pic then be like oh sorry my bad
>>676941332
no shit dumbass.
>>676941304
Its all the way open
>>676941444
nice trips.
dude just like take a sneaky pic and a timestamp... aint that hard
wheres part 1?
>>676941418
smooth plan retard.
I want to fuck her /b/, what do i do now? I already grabbed her ass and she seemed okay with it, just shocked at first
>>676941547
404'd
>>676941633
BS
S
>>676941444
here's what you do.
Walk by with your phone out, swinging in your hands, slow down, and snap a few discretely, timestamp aint needed but you know, 4chan rules.
Bump
Thiss
last one OP gave out
>>676941633
don't be a faggot.
Wear a gopro and whip it out
Dubs confirms OP will become sisters father.
>>676942593
this is some bates motel shit.
>>676941740
who the fuck asked you for anything?
Well at least i know i can grab her ass whenever i hug her now. Thats pretty nice.
So your a pussy
>>676942853
go sit with her on the edge of the bed and grab below her butt on the inner thigh gap
>>676942853
Seriously, make another move. Do anything
>>676940656
post a non-nude but hot photo
Come on OP do something and don't be a faggot. You did so well in the last thread...
>>676943128
>>676943192
>>676943282
Im in her room now with her, i just dont know how i should approach this. I dont want to mess up our relationship too bad
>>676943426
take the fucking pic discretely for us first at least
>>676943426
Just start to adjust your body language to assert your dominance. Then bring the conversation around until it comes to a point about reminiscing, then when it trails off go in for the kiss.
OP better deliver. I got my dick in my hand here...
>>676943532
Well im not getting a fuckin piece of paper just to take a pic w timestamp of my mom in bed lol thatd be so weird
>>676943633
>>676943837
Im making a move..
>>676944054
THEN JUST A PIC AND NO TIMESTAMP
>>676943924
stop posting shit not related
>>676944150
Whats the point? I dont want to lose my chances here
>>676944054
FEEL HER WET GOOEY CUNT
>>676944326
proof that this shit is real
Okay i asked her about fitness and shit and i told her ive been working out and she seems like she doesnt care, going to take mt shirt off and ask her opinion
>>676944404
that's the secret
it is not
Take a selfie with her
>>676944841
knew it
Lies all lies
somebody summarize part 1
>>676944326
You don't have a chance anyway, you lying fucking faggot.
Fuck you
>>676945041
OP borrowed his 35-year-old mum's phone. he found some pics(see above). now she's home and OP is trying his luck
>>676944572
post a pic(nude/non-nude) before you lose credibility
>>676940433
i used to fuck anons mom in my Goliath suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
I took it off, and she was eyeing me and she felt my chest and said i have some good definition and then went back to her phone, then i asked her if she squats. Said she does, so i said yea i could tell because it felt pretty good. And she was like um yea. I put my hands on her legs and she didnt really react
>>676945752
Lets her catch you batin
Meow
>>676945752
Just start undressing her. If she questions you then put your dick in her mouth.
do you think my mom would like seeing me like this guys?
Text her a pic of your dick
Listen. Think about what you are trying to do here. You're trying to fuck your own mom.
Unless she has expressed any type of sexual feeling towards you in the past (Which is very unlikely) then there is pretty much no chance of you getting any mom pus.
Play it cool, leave your door open when you wank from now on, if you have lots of balls then leave the door open when masturbating to her pics.
Good luck, faggot.
It probably won't work though anon, i'll be honest
>>676946452
And no. She wouldn't. You gay.
>>676946452
how the fuck did you take that pic?
>>676946274
Told her i wanted to feel her stomach, she laid back, and i did for a min, then i unbuttoned her pants and pulled them down a bit, shes wearing black panties. The look on her face is a look i havent seen on her its like a wtf but im turned on type of face. Looks like ima feel it up if not more than that, brb
>>676946943
His mom took it.
>>676940697
EPIC TROLL OMFG
>>676946452
>>676946758
>>676946943
Also this wasnt me fags
well, if we're posting our moms itt,.. pic is of mine
>>676946973
GOD SPEED YOU ANON
pics or it didn't happen you tremendous faggot.
>>676946973
Either not OP, or OP being a fake faggot.
I'll go with the 2nd.
>>676947131
Guys i think real op left in last thread. We're all just circlejerking here
>>676947068
this post isnt me guys
>>676947101
Nice nips
>>676944054
>that would be weird
Fucking degenerate taking creepshots from sleeping mom
Smh
keep this shit alive guys
Bemp
Dubs and anon creams his mom
And I cream on the floor
just got back from her room, she totally caught me, knew that I saw her pics said that she opened her phone and first thing was on display was her with her dildo. she asked me if i wanted to see her for real but i was so scared that i told her i didnt know what she was talking about and I ran out
>>676947101
More of dem tits?
>>676948769
Fake and gay
BUMP
>>676948769
no, that's not what happened
nothing happened
>>676948769
What a pussy.
she just texted me this picture
>>676948769
SUCK IT UP WETPANTS
Go and bone your mom right fucking now.
>>676948769
This isnt op
>>676949186
Text her a pic of your dick! Do it now!
IF OP DOESN'T GO GRAB HIS MOTHERS TITS I AM SENDING THIS EMAIL
faggotassOP you there?
>>676950264
YESSSS
>>676951249
can they trace my email back to my work office?
>>676951506
Yes and no. Depends who they are. If it's the police, then yes, if it's just the gym then probably not. You're using a disposable email though right?
>>676950264
not cool james
>>676950264
Hello James.
>>676951506
only if you use your work email. try a yahoo. google is pretty open with there ip addresses.
>>676950264
fuckin james..always trying to stick his dick in someones kool-aid..
>>676951693
it's a burner email, just set it up for this.
>>676950264
Hi James, I wanna play a game
>>676952096
lets play
>>676952080
vpn just to be safe
>>676952167
>>676949186
That's a nice ass but not OP's mom
>>676952424
any suggestions?
>>676950264
Maybe the person who receive this mail will masturbate too
>>676952729
You've already signed in to it. The police can pull login IPs from google. It's too late to worry about the details. Besides, you've done nothing wrong.
is op gone?
>>676954251
Nah he is busy fucking his mom
>>676954524
i'd love this to be true!
When the thread auto sages, unless op returns, send the email anyway, for abandoning his /b/ros
