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Cringe thread
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>>676923348
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW_aOIpDiQM
>scissor man
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>>676925005
What in the silly fuck?
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>>676925729
wat
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classic
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>>676926050
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Fresh OC, found it a few minutes ago.
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>>676926499
>holy fucking shit dude

the toppest of keks
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>>676926499
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>>676926499
why is there only this fragment of the chat. I would really like to read the whole thing
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>>676926415
Nice tabs
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>>676926213
To be fair, the girl should've said something like fifty posts ago.

Nothing excuses that level of obliviousness but it's really just common courtesy to let someone know you aren't interested in their advances.
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>>676923348
No cringe, just satire
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>>676926499
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>>676925729
>36 tittie-tassled bunny rabbits

kek
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>>676925729
With the exception of the fanny pack not super cringey; apparently some girl asked her friend for a tampon, noticed that he'd overheard, and apologized; so he told her to chill the fuck out and gave her the tampon she needed.

Weird? Yeah, definitely
Cringey? Nah, dude was just being nice.
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don't die
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>>676926983
If some girl consistently ignores you after at least 5-10 messages, you'd think the sender would be smart enough to realize "hey she doesn't want to talk to me!" So nah, she shouldn't have had to say anything, that guy is just a cringey fucking moron.
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>>676926983
If you need to be told that someone isn't interested in you, you need to socialise more
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>>676927809
I'm not saying he's not, but she's also a cunt.
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>>676927880
Your a fucking sped
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>>676927880
She's a cunt for not talking to him? What are you, an autist?
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>>676927880
So how many times have you been in his position?
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>>676926499
>holy fucking shit dude
never fails to make me smile
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>>676923348
wow op's picture just triggered me so hard XDhow can anyone think like that omgggggggg BRO get the fuck atta here please now
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I wish cringe threads were as popular as you laugh you summer threads.
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CHEER UP BOSNIAN KID
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>>676927880
llooooooooooooooolllllll autist detected
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>>676928457
implying cringe threads aren't as cancerous as ylyl thread
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>>676926415
Dem tabs
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moar OC
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>>676927880
The autism is strong with this youngling
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>>676928129

Holy shit, I went to high school with this guy. He submitted gay furry paintings to the art fair every year.
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>>676927804
Take my replie, you deserve it
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>>676928282
Kek
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>>676928282
He's probably like early 20s yet he looks like he's someone's grandma. Really sad to throw your life away like that.

He could literally buy a moo moo and a cane and legitimately be a 65 year old woman.
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>>676928129
kek, duct tape on the rear light. Of course a furry would be useless enough to not be able to fix it without it looking like shit
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>>676928282
halfway through a swing, that fat fuck would have an asthma attack
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>>676929218
go on...
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>>676923348
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>>676931683
I was ok but then.......
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>>676931683
cringed so hard
can't unsee the pain in family's eyes
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>>676928683
But I think the cancer is kind of expected here
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>>676926983
So, not answering someone for 3 months is not enough of a signal to you that a girl is not interested? You suck at life. Probably should an hero now and be done with it.
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>>676926050
eyes are pretty rad tho
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>>676925729
What does that mean " not on my watch"? Like they're not allowed to shed their uterine lining or what?
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>>676932368
lol cant tell if serious or troll
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>>676932106
>when you are on your period i'll take baths with you
This guy though
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>>676927477
No, very cringey. Keeping a loaded fanny pack full of tampons just so you can be in the right place and the right time to eavesdrop on someones conversation about needing one? The amount of premeditation and work that does into that is fucking creepy as hell.
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>>676932745

Is the cringe that they got a tattoo expressing love for their children, or that they gave their children such shit names?
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>>676927804
cats need their ears to regulate their body temperature. If its ever getting hot and the cat decides to get cooler it'll bleed the fuck out.
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>>676933473
It's a faggot giving away tampons, who cares
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>>676933367
by his looks i would dare to say he is serious
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>>676932106
that looks like a girl posted it. significantly less cringey if so
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>>676926499
>holy fucking shit dude
Every time
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>>676924568
That dog ate chocolate, they gave him a thing that makes it all foam up in his stomach then makes him puke.
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>>676931683
>Grandson, I am dissapoint
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>>676933376
Profile pic is a chick. This one is not cringey at all.
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>>676931683
At first I was like "at least the room is clean" but then I saw the dance....and I died a little inside.
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>>676932745
>wanna be cool computer guy
>uses HTML
>kill yourself

also
>sebastian, sophia and Teaguen
>and Teaguen
>Teaguen
boy they didn't even give him/her/it a chance
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>>676933898
>Teeth1
>Teeth2
>Teeth3

Holy fuck about taking the time to order and label them.
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>>676933898
THE
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>>676934550
Would you fuck me, I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me harrrrd.
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>>676933898
>222 items
jesus christ
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>>676923348
That's the joke you nigger
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>>676933165
He's a retard for not taking the hint.

She still could've said something ages ago, because 'dropping hints' is super pathetic and wimpy.
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>>676923348

He's actually kind of right, as a soldier you have a gun are are supposed to be killing the people giving you grief and when shit gets out of hand it's your fault and you should have done better. Voluntarily, btw, nobody made them sign up.

Compared to bullying, in which the victim can do literally nothing and nobody will help, it's literally a much worse hell
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>>676933354
I think they mean his vigilance will prevent females feeling shame.

But it is poorly worded and does sound like he's planning to forcibly seal their vagina holes yes.
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>>676934922
Not answering someone for 3 months is not "dropping a hint", it's scorched fucking earth.
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>>676931295
Sorry, I don't really have anything else. I never interacted with him much, he was always pretty quiet and withdrawn even before coming out and being a furry.

I'm pretty sure he goes by the "fursona" Fritzy Wolf if you're inclined to look.
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>>676935316
Still pathetic of her. Just not as pathetic as his ignorance.
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>>676935104
bait.
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>>676926415
>mature female erect nipples
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>>676935104
I agree. Your friend's brains smeared across your face is nothing compared to some harsh words.

Being riddled with bullets is nowhere near as painful as cutting yourself.

Emo lives matter
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>>676935573
build a beta workshop
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>>676933991
Uhm.. okay?
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>>676935673
it was actually mature_female erect_nipples big_breasts order:score -human, but close enough I guess.
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>>676935443
It's not like he can claim she was leading him on or even inviting any of this. Not really her responsibility to sit him down and explain his Autism to him.
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>>676933495
Both, faggot, plus the fact you had to ask
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>>676935104
Shut the fuck up faggot, people only get bullied because they are too big of pussies to defend themselves.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HluU_iQCdqo
most fucking worst cringe music video u will ever see, go fuck these autists up
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>>676926415
what song you listenin to faggot
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>>676933991
that picture actually has a story,damn and here i thought it was just a reaction image.
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>>676936018
How does that bait taste?
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>>676933898
Got one more for ya
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>>676935757

>oh wow, turns out there were consequences for agreeing to go across the world to kill people for what works out to less than minimum wage per hour
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>>676936135
Hotline Miami 2 soundtrack - Sexualizer
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>>676935673
don't forget its on E621
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>>676936517
My nigga
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>>676936428
>not factoring in free food, housing, dental, healthcare, and counseling
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>>676936360
at least she admits that her confidence is tied directly to her appearance
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>>676927880
inb4 you call someone a rancid swine and compare them to chess
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>>676936428

muh miltiary force pride
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>>676931683
That was actually ok until he started to dance.
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>>676925005
Varför....
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>>676936932
ayy
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>>676925005
"all that practice cutting coupons finally payed off honey"
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>>676925005
the most dangerous instrument
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>>676936420
>straight Teeth
fuck off
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tumblr fags telling us why you should not be allowed to make rape jokes cuz they are worse than murder... seriously
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>>676937338
after a bonechilling solo,he tosses his scissors into the crowd after each perfomance
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>>676925005
i think this is the instrument he's looking for
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY
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>>676926415
>e621.net
Disgusting.
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>>676926050
the fat guy looks like he has been photoshopped in
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>>676931683
>mfw my sister has this exact poster of Morning Musume in her room
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>>676923348
does emofags still exist anymore?, im 26 emos i met back in the day outgrew that shit many becoming hipsters for some reasons, but nowdays i dont see those faggots in te street anymore, dont know what pseudo depressive edgy teens be doing lately, is Linkin Park still an option?
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>>676936164
I meant it as a reaction image.
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>>676937938
is this for real?
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Fresh oc
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>>676937515
Are you shaming me for the shape of my teeth
>TRIGGERED
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>>676938961
are you Piper?
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>>676925005
nice song tbh
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>>676929389
9gag scum pls die
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>>676933991
poor dear.
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>>676936420
Literally filth
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>>676939062
you can't be triggered with your straight white teeth
>check your privileges
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>>676933898
wtf
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>>676938961
jesus christ
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>>676934491
He has beautiful hair, though.
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>>676938961
lmao that guy is about to get raided, look at his phone #
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>>676938961
i feel like i should call the number.
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>>676939359
That happened to me when I was losing my baby teeth. The babies were pushed out of the way of the adult teeth, but didn't come out for a month or two.
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>>676936360
that's not really cringey.
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>>676934485
What brand of dog that is?
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>>676939770
weimaraner
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>>676925729
He's
>She's

Literally clutching her pearls in the picture
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>>676924568
Lol tf the matt for he missed big time
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>>676938505
Which one? There appears to be three fat guys in that image.
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>>676934253
So what you're saying is only men can be cringey? Womyn don't have the capacity to be cringey? TRIGGERED
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>>676926499
Never fails to get a giggle
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>>676926499
This was actually pretty hard to read.
>holy fucking shit dude
Saved my soul.
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>>676939496
>>676939484
Fucking do it heres a picture of the dude
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>>676939770
Chinese Takeout
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>>676938689
afaik
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>>676936360
Whats wrong with hairy legs texture-wise? They feel ok to me. This bitch should just admit she does it to be feminine.
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>>676934922
I realize the pic cuts out after that, but the way he responded when she did say no kinda makes me think he was gonna keep going anyways.
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>>676926213
ouch
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>>676926415
the tabs are the true cringe
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>>676926983
if i dont get a text after two im done with the conversation. 3 months, thats in no way the girls fault
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>>676927804
thats not cringe thats just fucked up
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>>676933473
Yea no. If you pre-suppose that's the reason he carried a tampon, then yes.

However I've had tampons in my backpack for a few months because my girlfriend at that time borrowed it once and I didn't care to remove them.

On another occasion I've had some with me for a drinking game.
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>>676940149
You are right. I am selling the womyn short. When will I learn to check my fucking privilege.
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>>676927880
I think we found him guys
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>>676927804
Someone needs to slap a bitch
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>>676931683
clean room at least.
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>>676927880
i didnt know it was your OC!
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>>676938961
what a fucking cuck lmao
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>>676931683
Holy shit I bursted out laughing when he started to dance. This fucker has zero shame.
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>>676926050
that's mad niggerish
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>>676923348
school bullying is legitimately one of the worse things that can happen to a child, and the only reason you guys respect child abuse only when there's sex involved is because the media trained you that way
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>>676936428
>oh wow, turns out that dressing like a fag gets you made fun of.
>better cut myself and cry a lot, but never try to improve in any way.
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>>676927880
I don't think this guy says it's acceptable to send 600 messages because "Oh well, she didn't decline", but as he said, it's common courtesy to refuse.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4srWvLXZRw
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>>676941868
It's also common to understand "Hey yknow she hasn't responded to my last ten messages maybe I should stop messaging her."

You shouldn't need to be told to fuck off, you and that faggot are being so fucking cringey and you don't even realize it.
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>>676935104
The thing is, you are both incorrect.
While it is true that you need to be fucking retarded to sign yourself up to fight and risk dying for other people's problems, soldiers do get actual real depressing trauma.
Emo's are......emo's.
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>>676928457
Somebody PLEASE finnally explain to me where this fedora obsession comes from.
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>>676938961
> Piper Meade
Top left hand corner..
Well done
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>>676931683
Source? I can't live without havin cringed over hearing what has been said.
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https://youtu.be/IhQaarIvrF4
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>>676938961
The guy is cringe but you didn't have to embarrass him over social media
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>>676940275
More like cock wrangler.
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>>676936360

Not cringey.

>>676939679

Agreed. Doing those things for herself is literally the only reason people should do that stuff.
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>>676942141
I'll try.

Cringelords generally like to wear the fedora because it symbolizes several things; the first of which is class.

When the mafia was in power the fashion they used was the Fedora; what we see most cringelords wearing are trilbys; trilbys are cheap alternatives to otherwise expensive fedoras. Getting back to the main point though--The mob was seen as being in power and their fashion was revered and copied, signifying the class that the person had to be associated with the mob and to look good doing it.

>Power
As stated before, the mafia was powerful; the cringelords know they're weak, so they try their damndest to look as powerful and terrifying as they can. They equate fear with respect, leading them to look towards "classy" gangsters from decades earlier and to try and emulate them. The mafia was feared, and therefore respected and given power. That is what they want.

Therefore, they misconstrue both class and power by wearing the fedoras; they believe they make them look powerful and attractive, hence why they wear them so often.

Hope that helps.
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>>676942473
Not my twitter lol just a classmate i follow and screenshotted
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>>676935573
>body has left and right view
>everything else doesn't
That nigger is even failing at autism.
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>>676929076
i don't comprehend
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>>676923348
well i like to dress up as Goliath
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my Goliath suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
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>>676936360
I don't care tho
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>>676927880
Beta detected
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>>676923348
Lost already. I have to deal with this shit everyday on my facebook alt. I could supply a whole thread... If it was in english.
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>>676943290
it's staged, dumbass
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>>676943290
ylyl
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>>676943290
First I thought cringe
Then I thought joke

So if you cut out the end with the mashed potatoes, it's cringe. Otherwise it's nothing, just someone who did it for teh lulz
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>>676943290
Kinda, it's obviousy made to immitate and make fun off true cringelords. But since it isnt really funny it becomes kinda cringey on a whole new level
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>>676923348
This seems like irony OP.
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>>676925729
So, he's some mega-fag that wishes he had a vag and is trying to bond with the girls by handing out plugs?
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>>676932368
anyone got the follow up post on this dude?
someone recognized this guy as a barista or some shit
and kept pestering about how familiar he looks while the guys coworkers laughed
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https://m.youtube.com/wautch?v=l4CPfUmk_74

Prepare for your suicide
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>>676925729
Gotta love the altruistic people who do things for the betterment of their fellow man then take to FaceBook to pat themselves on the back.
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>>676929076
Kek
>NiP
>Fast
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>>676926050
Any reason to skip school, now the nigs using anime.
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>>676925005

Holy shit, that's the same guy who made the marble machine instrument. He's actually a fucking genius
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>>676932106

>eat you out on a boulder in the forest
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>>676939600
These are adult teeth. It's a rare case of 3rd dentition. My god, that guy found a pic of a rare condition and decided to fap to it.
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>>676938961
dude how is this cringe? The man speaks his feelings and reveals his heart. When did you last do this? Bet you are too much of a faggot to even try something like this.
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>>676937938
Justifying the mandatory payments for TV programs nobody wants to see with the claim of being independent, but clearly pushing a liberal leftist agenda. Fuck you.
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>>676927477
Keeping a lighter on hand in case a beautiful woman in a form-fitting dress needs a light, that's thoughtful; keeping tampons in your fag-bag is so fucking beta I shouldn't have to say any more.
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>>676935104
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>>676944764
Making the move via text message is cringy in itself, you oblivious anti-social nigger lover.
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>>676928282
he should commit sudoku with that sword
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>>676944980
i will fight you in real life you retard faggot jew
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>>676944916
The guys gay, not beta. If he were walking up to girls offering them tampons then sure, beta. But if he's just keeping them for someone in case of an emergency I don't see the harm. But hey, it's opinion so can't really prove cringe/not cringe in this case.
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>>676927804
We need the uncensored pic with the retard's name publicized so the SJWs can do their thing.
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>>676927880
>knows from personal experience
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>>676943942
Nah man you're missing the point.

He's like a guy who doesn't smoke but carries cigarettes or a lighter incase some hobo or stranger asks for one. It's about doing one nice thing.
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>>676939770
>brand
Coca Cola.
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>>676932368
Why would feminism make him feel like less of a faggot for taking dick?
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>>676945215
You can ask for it on /r/ or /wsr/, I only downloaded it like that.
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>>676942040
>You shouldn't need to be told to fuck off
Of course not and nobody said that. But how could you deny that it's courtesy to state that you're not interested?

Of course after not getting a reply he should have fucked off, but she after getting the message should have told him so anyways. That's how adults deal with social interaction, man.
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>>676933495
Both, and that they're going to let their kids choose they're gender and sexuality.
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>>676942772
Well, at least that's a new way to view the hole issue. Not sure if this is accurate, but it doesn't escape me that there might well be some truth to it.
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>>676939770
Raid
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>>676945638
Do you honestly think either of them are adults

They're in fucking high school. I'm not saying it's not courtesy, I'm just saying it's not necessary, and that it's shouldn't take fifty non-responses to get through to someone to fuck off.
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>>676940922
Except that's totally the fucking reason he was carrying them
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>>676932106
It looks like a girl saying that
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>>676936360
^Do you also wear underwear so your balls don't hang out of short skirts?
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>>676936360
Keep telling yourself that you hideous troll.
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>>676946297
someones an ugly virgin...
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>>676928457
>the SPAGHETTI MAN tattoo
I love this.
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https://youtu.be/IhQaarIvrF4
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>>676932106
>eat you out on a boulder
ALPHA AS FUCK
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>>676933851
>giving girls the cringe pass
>giving dykes the pass
I don't think so boyo
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>>676926415
>I've tried to kill myself more than once
Honestly, it should try again and stop crying for attention
>Dem tabs
Maybe you should join the emo
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>>676935104
>Voluntarily, btw, nobody made them sign up.
Speaking for the US men HAVE to sign up to get a license. I know you'll still argue this because it's still technically a choice but it's like saying "well you don't HAVE to pay taxes but if you don't you'll be homeless" or "I'm going to shoot you, you COULD try and stop me but you're pretty much guaranteed to die if you try".

Faggot.
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>>676923348
Bump
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>>676923348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrmfQD6NGvI
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>>676933547

this is why we've never seen a tom with tattered ears huh retard
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>>676924568
i dont know why i laughed so hard at that image....my sides omfg.
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>>676927804
This is fucking retarded and this nigga needs to be found
Had some arab drugdealer tell me it's perfectly fine to clip your dogs ears cause it looks cool, and apparently it doesnt even cause pain.

This motherfucker is as dumb as an arab
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Want a cringe challenge?

>After being in Retard Classes for 7 years because of Attention disorders and really shit handwriting I freed after I was found to not need it. So, with 3 months left of middle school I started going to normie school.

You fuckers would lose your sides.


But here's some OC

Be me, 12?

In 6th grade tard classes

Chubby. Like, super chubby. They put me on ritalin which fucks w/ metablosim.

Most BEAUTIFUL girl I've ever seen is a normie, rides our bus for some reason.

Decide fuck it

she's 2 years older than me

So, imaging a chubby, 12 year old with a 'Monkey see no homework' walk up to a 9/10 and say, "Wanna go on a date?"


>mfw she had other plans
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>>676939138
Kek
My first thought!
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>>676927880
Wow.
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>>676927880
Pretty sure we found the guy /b/
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>>676947102
Wow, that was an epic tale
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>>676943259
this is the dumbest pasta
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>>676931683
Dad looks down as he dances," yep, tonight ill kill myself"
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>>676927880
Wew lad
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>>676939770
Store brand.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6ihWLbPtPE
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>>676924568
>let's get some pussy tonight
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>>676943259
The sad thing is that her face reminds me of girl I know. I´ll never be able to look at her the same way now.
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>>676926050
Calling bullshit.
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>>676945024
>sudoku
Do you mean Seppuku?
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>>676933898
well that's a new kind of sick
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>>676935443
Faggit
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>>676948569
>being this retarded
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>>676948569
Fucking hell gtfo newfag
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>>676948569
retarded
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>>676948569
No he doesn´t.
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>>676926415
>beastiality
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>>676932106
I have a feeling this was meant as a joke... I can't believe that shit was meant to be serious.
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>>676933991
I always give chocolate to my dog

what kind of pussy ass dog is that one if it can't stand chocolate
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>>676933495

Fuck off, Sophia is the greatest name ever
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>>676932745
But only enough love to use a pleb language.
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>>676948569
Look guys, OC here.
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>>676926277
Is this your reaction to >>676926050 ?

If not, it's more YLYL than cringe.
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>>676949032
>beastiality
>
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>>676931683
hoolllyyy fuuuucckkk....
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>>676929076
i dont understand what they even talk about
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>>676949449
I think (?) that's the point, they're so autistic you can't figure out what they are talking about.
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>>676943290
mom is wouldfuck/10 and dad looks like christopher walken
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>>676937522
So basically they want me to murder and then rape them. Noted.
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>>676926983
To be fair, you're autistic as fuck
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>>676927880
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>>676938505
Same with the redhead in the very back
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>>676926415
Ciota
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>>676927880
Oh god, you're a sad sack of a beta man. How is she a cunt?

>pic is you
Fucking kek
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>>676942348
aitor meets good morning musume on youtube. he speaks japanese btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKFKl22j1RY
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>>676939484
I got this you faggots
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>>676925005
Sounds like runescape music tbh
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>>676947568
Only cringe cuz its public
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>>676936018
Or because they are one against many.
Dumbass.
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>>676927804
I would put some shotgun shells in this person's gut and take the jail time with no regrets
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>>676950324
Would but won't
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>>676923348
i like to dress up as Goliath
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my Goliath suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
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>>676947568
cringe avatar
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>>676940275
Daaamn 4 liter. Nigga ain't fucking around
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>>676942772
A fedora with a pinstriped suit like actual mobsters used to wear can still look pretty nice today, and I am quite glad that those cringelords cannot afford a proper fedora and a good pinstriped suit.
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>>676949768
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>>676950788

Maximum autism
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>>676943259
Id give her a full body shave and fuck her anyway
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>>676950788
I'd only wear that if I were going to a costume party, but only if the set was all black.

>>676951022
don't bite that anon, it was designed for you specifically.
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>>676950788
Would a suit of armor look good today? no it wouldn't if you aren't at a fair. Same with this shit. There are cringleords with full suits, they are still cringey as fuck. Not because the suit looks bad itself, but because they try to pass it off as 'style' while they are almost exclusively socially inept and lack the sense of what is socially acceptable and what will make them a laughing stock
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>>676933473
I'm sorry to inform you, but half of the people here are these exact levels of fucking cringe. Don't expect common sense from faggots and neets
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>>676948569
Best cringe post so far.
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>>676935104
Master troll
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>>676943512
when do you go back to school, kid?
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>>676951428
I didnt know this pic ma m8. its fucking perfect.
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>>676938961
Well, he tried.
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>>676951755
Nice dubs
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>>676938961
Call the number... who the fuck is Allison Charge
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>>676950934
No u
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