you're all gay as fuck
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
you're all gay as fuck
Whatever you say furfag
Yeah gurl
>>676867556
no, I will channel darwin and post here from work
>>676867713
>Implying thats not hot
Post some comics.
https://youtu.be/vvRkJzVQBP0
says the one who wants to suck big dog cocks
>>676868155
stick around for a little bit and i will.
>>676867600
yea!
>>676867936
is that what he does? he's so cool. i want to be just like him when i grow up.
>>676868362
i don't wanna suck dog cocks. i just wanna take them in the butt.
now normal human cocks, i'd do a lot to those.
>>676867235
Bruh
I'm leaving here at 0300 to get a flight out of San Diego though.
>>676867268
Pizza is here~
>>676868371
mah nigga
>>676868556
hng! so good!
>>676868634
I'm here to please~
>>676868488
I dont, nothing in my life is worth remembering.
Maybe repressing.
I'm a retard, I had a dream a wolf dude was rubbing his bare ass against my dick and trying to get me to fuck him
I pulled up my pants
I said no, I need to learn how to like real humans
I could of had anthro sex but i didn't
>>676868695
Just be abstinent and not have sex at all.
>>676868695
i can't remember my last dreams. my sleep schedule is so fucked that i don't think i even dream at the moment.
>>676868556
>dominos
understandable, but lamentable
>>676868693
will you remember sweet tail touches and nose nuzzles?
>>676868488
yes, ambiguously successful yet still shitposting and playing games all day
>>676868556
Ooh, that $5.99 for 2 deal... Made me so fat last year.
What's on the pie, big guy?
>>676868826
You dream, you just dont remember. If you dont dream, you would very likely be a psychotic mess.
>>676868695
you damn fool
>>676868941
>>676868878
I cant remember things that dont happen.
>>676869046
You have to make them happen young man!
>>676868941
>>676868984
nice job letting me reply damn plugin
anyway, i have no benchmark for me on what could be a good day or what could be a bad day. a lot about me is case-by-case
>>676868889
i still wonder who the man behind the mask is
>>676869046
touchin yr tail
>>676869202
he is clearly very recognizable and famous
he lives in LA after all
>tfw when no one touches yer tail
>>676868878
Yes, but it's open. Pizza hut closed an hour ago, and I don't feel like driving somewhere just to get food.
>>676868894
Brooklyn(not even) style crust, pepperoni, onions, olives, italian sausage, mushrooms, and bacon.
You don't even know if I'm big or not though.
>>676869147
Too late for that.
>>676869299
he is so mysterious and probably attractive and with an enormous schwang
>>676869303
i worked at dominos so i understand the double edged blade that is their pizza. im glad you like pizza hut more.
>>676869303
Are you a big guy?
I also love their pacific veggie pizza so I can't judge.
>>676869431
Yee, it's fucking great for delivery pizza.
The place next to my barracks on Coronado was pretty good. I paid, like, 14 bucks for a cup of pop and a large specialty pizza.
>>676869554
For you.
>>676869702
Haha!
I mean I'm 6'1" @ 180~ lbs I get called a big guy all the time. I never get to be the little spoon.
What is up everyone
>>676869300
*touches tail*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQmgHrSReCM
blarg Is alive!
>>676869916
yusssss
>>676869960
Maybe just once
>>676870092
Hey slut
>>676869702
90% of that expenditure went towards meat. the dough they use is like 50 cents a pizza, and veggies are almost free.
the bread sides are the worst deal, they're marked up something like 800% because it's just half a dough patty, which is already cheap as heck.
>>676870201
c-can I touch it more?
>>676869890
I'm ~5'9" 185 Lbs. Short and stocky.
I'll be the big spoon if you want.
>>676870224
I don't even know what the pizza place was called, all I knew was the building said the bldg number and 'Pizza Parlor'.
I'd believe those prices.
>>676870201
HEY HOOOOOOEEEE!!!! Im on the pc woot woot forgot how much i had on this computer.
>>676870501
oh you were not referring to dominos, sorry. i misread.
>tfw hair on my shaft
life is suffering
nigga, this stuff is not normal ever
>>676870407
If you want to. I've never done this before. I crave contact
>>676870501
Nah, I'd have a hard time with that honestly. Habits are hard to break
>>676870557
I'd swear I just posted that one.
>>676870675
Its not that bad if you dont have sex.
>>676870675
>>676870838
Go over it with congress.
>>676870838
poor repressed soul you are
>>676870910
well then you wont be able to judge my tail touching
*touches it more*
>>676870999
i dont know what congress is
>>676870606
I'd imagine the prices you stated are pretty much consistent for all places. Dominos and Pizza hut are the places that just have a large fan base, so they can charge higher prices and no one questions it.
Honestly, I'm okay with Little Ceasars, I kinda enjoy it.
>>676870910
Hmf, fine, you can be big spoon, but you have to let me touch the butt.
>>676870910
omg i have this comic i love this one. Ive been looking everywhere for it!!!!
>>676871055
animals????????????????
>>676871216
sry ignore me i just dont understand will outie 5000
>>676871159
Part of the American Legislative branch of the Government.
>>676871159
What are you? A Communists?
That's fucked up
>>676871091
I'm not complaining
>>676871175
Butts...
>>676871210
Played erryday of my life
>>676871216
YIFF
>>676871468
*continues touch*
>>676871468
Lemme come over for butt stuff before I leave the country, then~
>>676871468
Blarg is now happy man he is going through his laptop and finding goodies all in it
pictures.
ex girlfriend nudes and videos sent to me.
all kinds of shit.
>>676871618
iloveit
>>676871656
Honestly, I just got out of a heavy relationship. I would not be fun :(
>>676871751
this is actually a group of airsofters called the rushing russains.
>>676867906
Why are those lizards singing along?!
>>676871869
Awww
>>676871869
w-will you touch my tail?
Should I go out and get coffee or should I go to sleep.
>>676872215
Butt chug the coffee.
>>676872215
get some coffee~
>>676871946
they all look like they broke out into song while fucking was going on! hilarious.
>>676872215
Sleep. It's better for you.
>>676871946
So fucking cute
>>676872066
Sorry hun, I'm a sad cunt
>>676872078
Mayyyybe (touch)
>>676872215
I want coffee and sleep
>>676872599
hng~
pew pew pew
>>676872613
hahaha that long ass snout gets in the way of a good blowjob
Evening everyone
>>676871946
I imagine that they are linked with the two in some way and feel what they feel.
>>676872812
hola
>>676872599
Oh well
>>676872710
Well then...
(touches again)
>>676872934
Maybe later
>>676872951
h-hhnnggg
>>676873071
Dare I again?
>>676873325
:3c you dare
(nervously touches)
My ex military buddy wants to hump this weekend, should I stay up and shave tonight so I'm smooth for him Saturday?
>>676873048
If by later, you mean never, then totally.
I'm out of the country for the next 3-5 years come tomorrow.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNG
>>676873664
Oh shit nig. You'll still stop by here right? I like talking at you
>>676873757
Must be a huge turd.
I killed wem again
>>676873832
n-no ;~;
Blarg is so very very pissed off today!!
>>676874071
Blarg, get NS you cunt
>>676874012
heh
>>676874151
send me a danm link you wanker
>>676874233
Just google it
get on it son
>>676873757
touches tail again
>>676874523
>>676874523
whats the program called ?
>>676873988
why would you do this?
>>676874523
youre really good at this tail stuff!
>>676873805
Yeah, when I can.
You just like me for my butt, don't lie.
>>676874650
4chanX namesync
>>676874668
I had no idea!I guess I'm a natural!
>>676874889
Post butt so I can be sure
>>676875391
Hi Luc!
>>676875185
so good that its made me sleepy.
goodnight duder. see ya around~
>>676875578
We'll see you wem! G'night
>>676875577
Hello
>>676868685
Moar, with moar creampies pls c:
>>676875185
It's not a very smooth butt, it's accommodating.
how does blarg get it to show names?
hm.
>>676876044
install 4chanx + ns
restart browser
click NS button top right
give yourself a name and stop fucking speaking in third person
>>676876247
Yeah, only Snarf gets to do that
>>676876044
>>676876247
>speaking
>>676876065
What are we hm-ing about?
>>676876404
nobody should do it
>>676876427
you must be autistic.
>>676876404
does it work?
>>676876723
Very.
>>676876724
Type a name in the name field you poptart
>>676876880
yea i can tell
please be autistic more quietly
>>676876880
did i get my name up?
>>676876981
I just realized I've been a big chickem
>>676877005
Okay.
>>676877053
Yes.
>>676877053
Looks like it.
>>676877149
dork
I lied about bed. im still lurking
>>676877204
>>676877195
yay. But yeah back to what i was talking about. I am so mad today.
>>676877053
ding ding ding*
Chickem sounds like something you would say when you get dubs chicks at the bar.
>>676877305
Banana soup.
>>676877277
Back for more eh?
>>676877360
Booo
>>676877647
m-maybe
>>676877538
Nooo. My girl put my coco butter on my tattoo and she didnt dab it on like i told her too and she rubbed it in hard. and peeled off all of the red color in it! i might cry/
>>676877780
ffffffffffffuuuuuuu
i'm drunk does anyone have any hypno shit
>>676877780
You need to ONLY put aquaphor on that shit. What's your tattoooooo?
>>676877780
Sucks.
>>676876013
Fuzzbutt!
>>676877983
i never used aquaphor on mine. i forget what i used though. one of them i didnt have to put anything. it was wrapped in this neato stuff Saniderm.
>>676877983
i cant reach it. It is in the middle of my back. but because she thought its like with any scar you want the ointment into it that she was being helpful man. I really dont want to go to my artist to get it touched up. He already gave me a great deal and it would be a shame.
>>676877970
Me..
>>676877780
>has a girl
>complains when it does stupid shit
>>676878167
well honestly you probably would have had to go back and get some of the colour touched up anyway. most people need some touch up on colour
>>676878314
you are a saint
