Women you regret fucking.
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Women you regret fucking.
>>676853685
that bitch who gave me clamidia
Husband found out
your mom
>>676854124
ew, you tapped that? ew.
>>676853685
She looks good from the profile.. The face ruins it.
>>676854753
Five years
>>676854124
too soon, anon. too soon! OP who's fucking this bitch just posted this photo.
I call her from time to time.. I am desperate.
>>676855203
Idiots he was the the red head the dark haird one I did regular
>>676854929
You had sex with that 5 years ago, or have been having sex with it for 5 years?
>>676855650
it's not like 5 years ago would've made any difference at this stage
Pic related. It's the closest thing to a girl I'd regret fucking. Although, I don't regret fucking here, even though she's a -2/10. I got to have a 3some with her and her room mate on the 2nd date. So it all worked out.
>>676854124
So what happened? Story? You fucked her for 5 years?
>>676854101
Some bitch gave me chlamydia too. Ironically, I met her on 4chan. And I gave it to my gf I cheated on her with. But ain't mad at that 4chan bitch. It was literally cured with 4 pills taken at once.
>>676855650
For five years now
>>676853685
>regretting fucking anyone
You only live once nigger. Pussy is pussy, so quit being one.
>>676856075
Amen brother
>>676854124
She was a good fuck, though. Right?
Got more pix if interested
>>676856075
what if I get aids?
>>676856322
Still is
>each and every pic ITT
>>676856641
>regret
why on earth
>>676856641
you lying piece of shit.
>eat the bait.
>>676854124
Damn bro. You really fucked that? She looks like one of the crackheads in my city LoL. 5 dolla headjobz yo!
>>676857053
I'm happy with it
>>676856750
>>676856910
Not lying, found out after she was a crazy sluuuut bag. Knew a group of guys she wanted to run on a train on her. That pictures pretty flattering not gonna lie.
>>676856480
10/10 there bud, that's a plot twist
>>676855461
Meet my hideous ex-girlfriend Helena
>> It all went horribly wrong
>>676856750
>>676856910
Not him but
Hot chicks are crazy and ruin your life. Trust me, I know first hand.
>>676857532
Yea dude she was crazy, we fucked a few times adn thought that was it but nooooooooope
How she ended up not too lon gafter me hahah dont worry i did the math several times.
>>676857037
MOAR MOAR MOAR OH YES ANON
>>676857037
tits now
>>676857967
Will,do,that is her also on the couch pix got a request?
>>676856469
That's a reason to regret. So, wrap your stick.
>>676858569
gotta go to work bro, let's them tits now
>>676858287
just dump everything man, god damn that bitch is like my fetish personified
>>676853685
ur mum lel
>>676859043
She likes to,tease thinks its sexier have a pix if you look hard you can see nip,interested best Imcan do
>>676859432
Oh fucking please, she's like a totally normal 6/10 don't be such a manboy.
>>676859560
>she thinks it's sexier
She would be wrong
>>676858438
I wrap my rascal two times. It's a way of punishing super models.
>>676859913
...what?
>>676859795
That is how inline too much better when she finally finishes me off
>>676857037
I just can't help but hear "Come back to bed, sweety." in a smoker lady voice.
>>676858355
sloppy and disgusting
would definitely smash
>>676859913
if you wrap it more than once it gets angry and breaks free nigga
>>676860165
More like do me now in a throaty sexy voice
>>676855851
Omg dude she is fucking hideous my eyes hurt
>>676859730
TITSSSSS NAAAOOOOOO
>>676853685
Your mom.
>>676859913
Hehe I knew you wasn't gay, fryman
>>676856627
Is that keanu Reeves
Wtf
Only because she stopped being my guidance counselor.
>>676856641
Its a dude you dumbass.
>>676859432
Dude I know this girl. She took acid at a house party I threw once, started crying, said "Oops, i'm pregnant" then shotgunned a beer. She then started a fight I had to break up while tripping over which guy got to fuck her, which apparently both of them did later from what I heard. The part I remember most that night is here walking out of the house wearing a fur coat she found somewhere saying "I'm a celebrity!". Also, she had herpes. Ass was 9/10 though
>>676857037
*scratchy old voice* well what are you wating for eat my cunt
>>676860009
Joyless and without sensations, You don't want super models to get full of themselves, especially when they're with the shake zula the mic rula, so he has to...well... punish them.
>>676859820
>...
>>676860815
She doesn't look half bad
I always wish my first could of been better, had to be this land whale though.
She was 43 I was 15 about 13 years ago.. Her now. Fucked her daughter too though. They had a competition
I felt bad for her because she thought her brother would go to jail after he killed some of my family in a car accident. One thing led to the other and we smashed. Afterward her crazy brother kept calling me asking to meet at truck stops or wherever. I don't need that shit.
>>676861049
I could only imagine what you look like you piece of shit.
>>676860645
jesus god almighty, how could you anon?
>>676861162
>her
>>676861162
Thats a guy.
>>676861226
TOP KEK
>>676855461
shes not too bad
>>676861162
>nig confirmed
>>676860831
uh, okay sure. whatever you say buddy
>>676861306
What can I say? The ass was fat.
>>676856469
doenst matter, had sex
>>676861162
That's a G with a wig, boo.
>>676861162
what the fuck i hope this isn't real
>>676853685
the only one i don't regret was a hooker in brazil when i was in the navy
american girls are absolute dogshit
every single one of these images
>>676861226
dude that's the Jenners' dad
>>676861602
Nigger detected.
>>676861671
what went wrong
>>676861680
normie
>>676861269
You do that.
>>676861025
>>676856516
Whats her name?
I did it... pic related... still regret it... always will.
>>676861637
Faggots go into the NAVY. Guess you couldnt decide on a chick or a dude, huh?
>>676861747
Just bitter about wasting so much time on her when she was kinda dumb and had a crazy family. More trouble than worth.
>>676861813
I fucked you mom. I guess i would.
>>676861162
I pray for your sake she just aged horribly.
>>676861833
I mean, if you compare her to the nigger on a wig, she is pretty allright.
>>676861544
So speakith the Lord.
>>676862030
shoulda got her preggo and skipped town
>gene pool continued, success
>live rest of days as a hermit in iceland
>>676861332
<was drinking at friends house.
<her daughter was friends with friends younger sister
<smoking joint in car
<mom suddenly reaches up my shorts and grabs my cock
<everyone gets uncomfortable and leaves
<she starts blowing me in car
<we stopped and moved inside the house
<we kept it together with just small touches until most went to bed except my friends older (not younger) sister
<she knew something was up and grabbed condom
<me and mom went to bathroom and fucked my brains out
<daughter in pic found out got jealous and started fucking and blowing me regularly.
>>676861874
woah.jpg
>>676862076
>being this triggered
>>676861680
newfag fuck off
>>676854124
Jesus fuck kill yourself.
>>676862296
nice greentext you fucking retard
>the
>arrows
>point
>right
I fucked her in Russia. Now she wants to gtfo of russia and is talking about marriage.
>>676862288
Why iceland?
.nice dubs.
>>676861671
she's kinda cute
>>676861874
what the shit, man? You would be better doing pic related.
>>676861737
Im still waiting for the day an anon succeeds and manages to get with her/them/it/they? and takes one for the team and uploads a full on HD sex tape with the double head twins
>>676861850
damn lets see dat ass!!!! Got any more anon?? dump whatever
this dumb slut with fuck anybody. she lives in the apartment next door and is the complex slut.
>>676862491
because nobody expects iceland, they have a population smaller than many american cities. if you live off the grid, you REALLY live off the grid. shits cash, yo.
>>676862497
See
>>676862030
Pic vry related
>>676857830
You're sure that's not your seed in there?
>>676862436
its called greentalk now you fucking normie
>>676862482
Well, she isn't bad yo
>>676862436
Quickness is strong with this faggot.
Friend's mom. We fucked a lot. She was crazy though
>>676861874
>being this thirsty
>>676862482
hey look on the bright side you could definitely do worse
>>676862714
it's called DUBS FAGGOT
>>676862412
She is the same bitch on the bed with her blouse cut low and in kitchen with nip through the blouse let's see what your fucking ass hole
Wanted anal, but didn't wash her fucking ass!! I am scared to do anal to this day!
Every time her boyfriend is out of town. But now she's getting clingy.
>>676862186
A nigger on a wig?? What does that mean?
I have nudes.
>>676862569
I don't wanna know what the ice cubes are for
>>676862482
Typically what a mail order bride does, anon.
>>676862706
BREEDING MATERIAL
This slut. The repeated anal fucking was good though.
>>676862917
I was talking about this fucking abomination.
>>676861162
Do share, anon. Do share.
>>676862681
You know this how?
>>676862902
just tell her to clean her ass you pussy shes hot shit
pun not intended
This one. I regret everything I did with her, and for her. I didn't contribute much, but I made ends meet I always made sure what she asked was done. She wanted more time. Didn't work. She said work. Got 2 jobs that I honestly hated one at a hookah lounge one at a restaurant. I'm not a social person. There are things I could've changed and had done differently. But I'm happy I didn't. It took her leaving me to understand I was only living half a life. Now I want nothing other than to excel. Still get laid but after her I don't have the patience to keep them around. She's my great white buffalo. But I will never let her know.
>>676861226
>Posts bruce jenner
>>676862706
moar anon holy fuck
>>676862766
Very good looking, but she was horribly racist, super religious, a liar and a thief. Just an all around shitty person. She won't stop trying to contact me. I had fun in Russia, but want nothing to do with that slag now that i'm out.
>>676857353
>that's a plot twist
That is ALWAYS the plot twist with such women.
>>676863123
OK,
SHE'S PRETTY BRUTAL THOUGH. DOES ANAL SO WTF RIGHT?
>>676862609
No nudes. It was a one time thing.
>>676862800
I had sex with my friends mom growing up. It started at 15, and went on for a year or so. She was a raging alcoholic, but a total milf.
>>676862902
Reminds of when I was 69ing my girlfriend and I was fingering her ass at the same time. All the sudden I hear this little pop of air and my finger is covered in shit still in her asshole half an inch from my nose.
>>676862706
Please more
>>676861162
You fucked denzel Washington in a wig
>>676862153
Story? She seems like a would smash/10.
>>676863240
>horribly racist
>super religious
>liar
>white
A conservative man's dream.
Share nudes, faggot.
>>676856641
>>676857830
Those eyebrows.
>>676863452
greenTALK the story
>>676863137
because i've been to iceland. most of the island is empty. i took a heli all around and for miles and miles and miles, nothing. really beautiful, though. only issue is you would need to find your own food. in this case, thats potatoes and fish.
>>676863202
I just got a few more titty shots and some puss and of course standard clothed. Posted the best already.
>>676856516
she looks like she'd be fun
>>676860805
fucking zoz
>>676863295
I like short hair girl, what happend here?
>>676863154
Are you sure?
>>676854413
Aww i wanted to do that.
Next time.
>>676861850
Story?
>>676862838
>>676863016
True, but see >>676863240. If she wasn't all 11of those things, I would offer her a place to stay if she got a student visa. She doesn't want that.
>>676863389
Are you high on coke or something?
Upload them nudes, big boy.
The girl I just got pregnant.
should have fucked her dog. she had a dry pussy too...
>>676863661
>trap/10
>the end
>>676863880
US? Enjoy your 20% monthly income deduction.
>>676863811
Basically never really liked her. A bit annoying. Made some bad decisions one night.
>>676863295
trap?
>>676863242
trap?
>>676863601
Thanks bro.
>>676863240
can handle everything but a thief
>>676863871
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? MOST GUYS AT WORK FIND HER UGLY.
>>676864051
Even worst. 3rd world country from Central America, shit happens, I wrapped my dick but yeah, I'll have an DNA test just to make sure because I didn't even came inside her.
>>676863096
Did she ease you into it or just ram you with the horse dildo from the get go?
>>676863619
>>676856516
Big tits. but annoying as hell.
>>676864071
second one has tits
really great, til i found out she was 16 and had a nigger for a boyfriend.
>>676863154
This Anon's a sharp one.
I hope is not mine for god sake
>>676861034
Isn't this one of the dudes from Harold and kumar
>>676855279
umm, pretty sure this is my friends sister
>>676864143
Was really a shame. She had a mean chess game too.
>>676864071
No, just was a bad experience being with her. Turned out to be a waste
>>676864243
But what is the name anon?!?!
>>676864253
Nigger lover.
>>676863410
Seems pretty common I guess. I was 19 and she was 44. Had some good times for awhile but she twisted my head really bad.
>>676864199
Yeah, I look past that. And how old are you? Hey Grandpa you forgot the caps lock on.
Share the nudes already faggot. I wanna wack my dick to her. Do it tremendous cuckold fag.
>>676864240
Used a nice purple dildo on both our asses
>>676863153
She's fucking hot
>>676864203
Definitely get on that. I'm on the receiving end right now they take 101.54 from each of my weekly paychecks. Shit sucks. Bitch is living rent free at her daddy's and refuses to let me see my daughter.
>>676864494
Newfag uses cuck.
>>676862030
She got a Snapchat anon ?
>>676862482
Her next move will be to walk gingerly up to you and say, "Anon, remember that time? Well, I'm pregnant and it is yours! Wee!"
>>676863153
You sound like a faggot. She's better off now.
>>676864494
I'M 25. SHE WAS 40 SOMETHING. MARRIED AND SHIT. SHE LOVED ANAL AND WOULD DO ANYTHING. BIG MASSIVE TITS.
>>676864199
seems like one of those types that is bangable in the right light/when you're even slightly horny but under broad daylight or when you're not horny its just ehh.
>went to school with girl who is a solid 6/10
>was considered the ugliest girl in our grade
>fuck huge tits though.
Never fucked her because she always sorta smelled like ammonia and the sound of her voice actually is offensive to my ears.
>>676864483
>she twisted my head really bad.
It was the opposite for me. I just wanted to fuck, and we ended it when she stated crying about how wrong it is because i was so young, and she was married and i was her sons friend...etc.
>>676859730
Dude please dont.
>>676864106
Nigga WHERE CAN I TALK TO HER FOR NUDES HOT DAMN MY NIGGA TELL ME
>>676862706
>>676863868
>>676864766
I would say congrats, but it's not mine. I got snipped two years ago. kthxbai.
>>676864799
Dude stop fucking teasing me and upload the pics, I beg of you.
>>676861162
bro this bitch look like john redcorn
>>676864799
hey bud, between your tab key and left shift key, there is a button that says "caps lock". press that, yw.
>>676861737
does that count as a trisome?
This thick slut
>>676865069
top kek
>>676864253
christ almighty
>>676864825
YEAH, SHE WAS A GOOD FUCK THOUGH. MARRIED AND CRAZY A LITTLE.
>>676864972
Does she know you're shooting blanks?
>>676864792
Lol no. Haha gr8 b8 m8 I r8 1/8
>>676864761
>>676864962
Idk if she has a snapchat I haven't talked to her in over a year now. She has a kid. Here was pussy before rekt by said spawn.
>>676864854
That's fucked up. This MILF wasn't married but I know she was fucking other dudes at the time. She let me cum in her though. Couldn't resist at that age.
>>676864877
Lets see what you fuck oh we know it's on the end of your right arm
I was so drunk
>>676863596
Uh okay?
>be me
>be 69ing with gf
>decide to finger her asshole at the same time
>things are going great
>all of the sudden, hear a little pop of sound
>what the-
>finger is covered in shit, smeared around the entrance to her asshole
>smells worse than a sewage treatment plant overflowing with the defecation of a thousand lactose intolerant cows
>"OH MY FUCKING GOD" I yell
>I feel her pull of my dick
>as she starts to turn around I literally launch her off of me, fall onto the floor
>sprint to the bathroom, stubbing my toe on the doorframe in the process
>bouncing on one foot down the hall in extreme pain keeping my shit covered finger held at arm's length head turned the other way
>get to the bathroom, wash my hands, face, and mouth about 20 times while occasionally gagging
>never again
>>676865258
No. I never really mentioned it.
>>676865391
women are fucking disgusting
>>676865330
I was 15 when we started. I can't get too mad at myself. Had I been 30...
>>676853685
>>676853685
I don't see a woman. Is she behind that horse?
>>676865373
... Why
>>676865410
>>676864253
nigga...
>>676865502
Yep, I would've fucked anything with a vagina then. Didn't matter.
>>676865540
Because he was drunk.
>>676865614
I didn't feel that I needed to. I wrapped it most of the time, and only 'came' in her when we had already had sex 5 times earlier that day...
>>676856641
Yeah, right
>>676864687
Damn bro, fuck. Wish me luck.
>>676865838
Got any more pics of her, good man?
>>676861162
I can't breathe, fucking kek.
>>676865978
Good luck sir. You're gonna need it.
>>676863096
You fucked Katherine Quinn/Rackham.
>>676866023
I'm not gonna post her nudes. I don't like her, but i'm not a complete dick.
>>676854872
Let's see it.
>>676861162
Christ
what a head
>>676863601
Do you know if they have any sort of common sense test to get in? Cause you would be fucked
>>676865391
lol fukn kek
vocabulary used to describe the stench is perfect
10/10 bedtime story thx anon going to sleep and go into a coma
>>676866295
At least clothed? Or her Instagram?
Don't leave me empty handed, bro.
>>676866427
>>676861226
Kekironi!!
>>676865373
I think you won the thread anon.
>>676865540
Because I was drunk?
Bitch had tried to fuck me for days.
>>676863153
White buffalo??
>>67686679
nah this one is pretty brutal too >>676865232
>>676866792
I don't think I did but I'll accept it
>>676866484
First, enroll yourself in a English cohesiveness course.
>>676861226
>>676863393
And you regret this??
>>676866963
>>676867072
Oh, yis.
You are a hero, maein
>>676865391
Pussy, I would have wiped my finger on the sheets and slammed my dick up that hole.
>>676866132
Thanks, shit happens.
>>676856627
I agree annon
>>676865522
Story? Could have done worse i guess
>>676866901
The Legend & Importance of the White Buffalo
To Native Americans, the Bison or American Buffalo was a symbol of sacred life and abundance. This importance and symbolism was created from legend:
One summer a long time ago, the seven sacred council fires of the Lakota Sioux came together and camped. The sun was strong and the people were starving for there was no game. Two young men went out to hunt in the Black Hills of South Dakota.
Lightning Medicine Cloud
Along the way, a beautiful young woman dressed in white appeared to the warriors and said, "Return to your people and tell them I am coming." This holy woman presented the Lakota people with the sacred pipe which showed how all things were connected. She taught the Lakota people the mysteries of the earth. She taught them to pray and follow the proper path while on earth. As the woman left the tribe, she rolled upon the earth four times, changing color each time, and finally turning into a white buffalo calf. Then she disappeared. Almost at the same time as her leaving, great herds of buffalo could be seen surrounding the camps. It is said that after that day, the Lakota honored their pipe, and buffalo were plentiful.
This story of the White Buffalo Calf Woman has immense importance to the Lakota and many other tribes. As John Lame Deer, a spiritual leader says, "A white buffalo is the most sacred living thing you could ever encounter." The changing colors—like some white buffalo do as they age—have significance, too, which must be interpreted by a holy man.
.google fuckstick.
>>676867160
I tried to fuck her friend, who was much nicer and just as good looking, but to no avail.
>>676866901
Hot tub time machine reference.
>>676861162
That's a dude, buddy
>>676867043
>Khajiit is pleased.jpg
>>676867480
>No bodily hygiene, at all
>Seriously didn't wash her vagina ever
>Worst smell I have ever experienced and I almost puked
>Sex was rough, awkward and needy
>2/10 body under all that; one tit hung down almost to her belly button, had to wear three bras at once at times
>No ass, just a stomach and thighs
>Awkward annoying mom voice
>Stupid as shit
>Said I raped her
>Long, drawn out shit storm
>>676867731
Grow up you faggot that's a little kids movie.
>>676861226
Why did he want to meet at truck stops?
>>676867150
Well the clinginess and annoying personality part yeah
>>676861671
She's cute, you realized you were a massive faggot and regret fucking a cutie?
got super clingy. shes dead now. got some kinda food poisoning shit at a Austin music festival.
>>676860635
oh fuck
Old fag here. I'm sorry I fucked her 'cause a got major fugly case of rigor mortis off her.
>>676868177
Shitty things happen to shitty people.
>>676867004
Officer.. Sir.. Don't you have more important precincts to attend? Or is someone covering your reddit shift? Faggot
>>676853685
None of them.
>>676861671
she's cute af ur trippin fam
>>676865147
...shit
>>676867160
Her friend has the dark hair and is on the left. It's her mom, babushka, and little sister in the picture.
>>676857419
But is doggo ok?
>>676865373
Why did you fuck Conan?
>>676862916
>>676862296
Niga tried to orange text
>>676866553
Yeah, the profile is a lot better.
>>676856075
you dont regret fucking somebody because you didnt want the pussy.
you regret it because you have a sense of self worth, and to stoop low enough to fuck something that has such a low value makes you feel like you are worth less as a person.
so you dont do it.
>>676863096
So, post nudes then anon.
>>676863148
>pun not intended
kek
Mine was a love hate. Hottest piece of ass i ever had. The downside was she was a cops wife as well as once a cheater always a cheater.
>>676853685
Stuff your cock up your asshole if you can.
Then you'll finally be able to lose your virginity.
>>676869043
Underrated post.
>>676862030
>bitter
dont play the game if you cant handle losing.
this is why im earning a 6 figure salary at 29 and still single.
>fuck relationships with other human beings in general
>>676869355
dubs confirm
>>676863927
>should have fucked her dog
you do us proud, son
>>676863240
>racist
so? we're all racist to some degree
>super religious
easier to control and manipulate
>thief
next time she steals something call her a nigger. her racism means she'll take care of it herself.
>>676869355
massively underrated.
>>676869595
>so? we're all racist to some degree
tru, but it was like dating the Russian equivalent of a kkk member. I was done with her when it was time to go...sex was fun though.
>easier to control and manipulate
and very boring
>next time she steals something call her a nigger. her racism means she'll take care of it herself.
possibly, but then i still have to deal with her racism.
>>676869081
No nudes, but they are out there.
>>676867004
Enjoy your day officer, you're too much of a hero to be wasted around here..
