ask a richfag anything? i wont disclose exactly what my profession is but i will say last year i made around 20 times what most people my age make and im willing to give advice.
>>676848685
23, no job, where do i start
Are you a faggot
what generally is your profession?
is a career in finance worth the $?
>>676848685
I need a bike and shoes and smokes becuase fuck I'm fucking fucked here.
>[email protected]
>>676848685
>will say last year i made around 20 times what most people my age make
Well seeing as how you're 13 years old, not much
>>676848685
Did you move your price from $1 to $20 for a blowjob or just suck 20 times more dicks?
how much cock do you suck
26, no job, no degree, no money. How do I start?
>>676848988
find out what your specialties/interests are. you also need to understand that sometimes your interests are not specialties. start saving money and living by your standards. if you start with a job at taco bell making minimum wage you need to put every dollar you have left over either into savings or into your goal career.
22, useless degree (biology), no job. what do?
I'll take the bait. What should we do?
>>676848685
Age and salary? let's see what you think being rich is
>>676849062
i work in the entertainment industry
MJ Demarco, what are you doing on 4chan???
>>676848685
kill yourself
>>676849332
100% yes. but only if you put your education to use.
>>676850235
lol why are you acting like you know anything then
>>676848988
No OP, but also doing very good in life, what are you inclined to? I can recommend some stuff if you are technically inclined
How much of your income is reported as taxes OP?
OP is a navy seal and has killed alquida and his special team of hackers are reverse ip looking up, you're dead kid...
>>676848988
You start by going to a community college. Doing amazing for the first two years, then transfer to a 4 year college. Major in engineering or something with computers.
>>676850235
adult entertainment
>>676849872
Grad school. Teaching certificate. Think of how to leverage your biology degree.
>>676851332
male pornstars DO make good money..
>>676851151
/thread
>>676850165
eh. id rather not say age. im making enough to live the rest of my life with the best of things. im a huge auto guy and can afford to own (so far) two really high end sport (maybe super by some standards) cars and considering a new one. i also own a quite large and luxurious home.
>>676851478
all 20 of them
23 degree in spanish what do
>>676850235
get me a fucking job. I live in LA already. I wanna fucking sweep floors on set for $30 an hour
20, no job no money if u want to help me [email protected]
>>676851677
not the best degree man. id try my best to turn things around. honestly id even go back to college for a degree in law, med, etc..
>>676851592
Fuck I meant GAY pornstars are the ones that make bank. The regular guys make okay money
>>676851575
>im a huge auto guy and can afford to own (so far) two really high end sport (maybe super by some standards) cars
Lambo, Ferrari, Maserati?
>>676851575
13, black, gay
>>676851332
Ron is that you?
>>676848685
Dear richfag, can you hook a fellow anon up with Tomb Raider DLC collection for $8 from G2A. Unless you don't have Steam in which case the keys are for $12. Please o'kind anon.
https://www.g2a com/tomb-raider-dlc-collection-steam-cd-key-global.html
http://steamcommunity.com/id/orang3juice/
[email protected]
>>676851677
Start thinking why the fuck you studied that, the sooner you realize you did wrong, the sooner you may correct your mistake. The nice thing is, you are just 23, that's nothing... better to start learning something useful now and spend the next 4 years doing so to bootstrap your career than go on with whatever your studies give you and expect that in 4 years you'll be earning even a fraction than with an engineering degree
>>676852157
nope, LaFester
have u fucked selena gomez?
How do I stop being lazy and find motivation
>>676852029
911 turbo, gallardo, and considering another 911 or high end sedan.
>>676851575
Doesn't say much to me, what are you afraid of? I earn about 300k a year, there you go, this is anonymous... not rich by any means but I have a good life and never worry about money, which is nice
op will you pay me for nudes [f]
>>676852802
picture of what you offer
>>676852767
well what the fuck i guess theres not much to fret over. i made 2.2 mil last year and looking at even bigger numbers for 2016
>>676852735
Not bad
>>676853017
Good for you. What's the point and having all that money in the end
>>676851575
Your car key with car logo and timestamp pls
>>676852372
not everyone is autistic, you're pretty much required to have autism to join a uni engineering program
>>676852728
understand that its all on you. dont be a pussy. keep your mind on success. that means fuck the bitch that you keep spending your savings on. fuck anybody that isnt helping you get to your goals.
>>676853315
>required to have autism
now it all makes sense
>>676853017
well see, that's what's wrong with your offer for advice, if you really earn that much money, there is not much advise to offer, because you are in a such specific and unique population that it's probably going to be hard to follow that path, that kind of money generally comes with very specific talents that are generally not transferable.
On the other hand, if you earned 150 - 200k, there is real advise to be given there, specific careers to study, what path to follow, etc.
>>676850851
lol. i pay around half of my fucking dollar. and i pay what i owe as well. if anybody honestly believes i should pay more than what i do theyre mentally ill.
>>676853613
my friend tried to major in engineering in college, they tested him for autism and he didn't have it, so they didn't accept him
>>676853017
Never change /b/
>>676848685
have you ever fapped to this op?
http://www.streamboobs.com/annietaylor_cb/
>>676853851
I am about to finish. I was wondering why nobody ever talks to each other in class.
>>676853315
not at all, you just have to push yourself, I think I'm intelligent, but to a certain degree. What an engineering degree really teaches you is to know how to learn new things, how to approach problems, how to approach problems in a logical way, etc. That's the value of the degree. It's a big effort, yes, but it really pays off.
>>676854164
can you tell me why your kind is so fucking awkward
>>676853851
This is the stupidest thing I've read today, and I've been reading 4chan for a while...
>>676852767
Okay halfway through school. Business major not sure what a specific one would be good for me. Help please and thank you
Are you known in movies or tv shows?
>>676848685
What's for you the best investment at the moment?
>>676853785
i did alot of unique things to get here. i can tell you if you saw me a few years ago you would feel sorry. i had to give up all my emotional ties and pretty much anything that wasnt making me money or getting me closer to my dreams. you have to have a very specific kind of personality to get here. so yeah maybe its not as likely for somebody to take my advice to heart but i want to make an effort.
>>676854397
>>676854501
I dont really know. People say that I am quiet. I am thinking I guess.
>>676854164
>>676854397
this is why I changed from mechanical engineering to law. Nothing but the smell of curryniggers and everyone I had classes with were greasy autistic fucks with no interpersonal skills. I'm not the most social person, but I had to carry every group project because everyone was afraid of human contact (even amongst fellow n3_ts) and were uncreative math drones who couldn't use a tool or solve a problem to save their lives or GPAs.
>>676854631
saving. saving. SAVING. i dont invest in anything if its not going to multiply my money exponentially. the only big purchases ive made are my house, and my cars.
>>676854526
Business is important in almost every career and almost always a requirement to grow into management or higher end roles but the problem is that business in itself doesn't give you a lot. What makes you different from other business students? make yourself interesting (don't know the US education system to recommend, although I work in the US), find something that makes you unique and valuable
>>676854999
op here. while engineering (excluding the actual learning enviroment) would be my top choice, i believe i would pick law. better learning enviroment and alot of it has to do with a persons actual skill and specialty.
>>676855365
Pretty solid advice. Thanks man much appreciated
>>676855179
where is your money invested currently?
>>676854316
this is all lies
anyone who would be a good engineer comes in with an innate understanding of logic, problem solving, and creativity then is taught statics, dynamics, etc. and a shitload of pure math until you come out the other side with an engineering degree. the soulless indian robots who excel on paper (besides cheating their asses off btw) can't solve a problem worth a shit.
engineering doesn't teach you how to design things or solve problems, it teaches you how to back up your shit when someone asks you why you should do X.
>>676855717
Nigerian Princes
>>676854873
To give up your emotional ties for a career is quite unreasonable but not completely, one thing that some people don't understand is that you can adjust some thing to go with what you expect in life. Example for me would be that I would have never married someone that didn't have professional goals. And it's not that I'm cold or anything, it's just that I know that it wouldn't make me happy to be with someone without that push, so, I've too have broken emotional ties to be where I am, but it all depends on the perspective. I did it, because in the long run, you understand what works and what not. And I was a very idealistic person, but love is almost never enough, you must have a shared vision for your future.
>>676855967
Do you work behind the scenes in the entertainment industry or on camera/whatever media
OP post a pic of your cars
>>676848685
If you are a rich fag, can you gift me the binding of isaac: afterbirh on steam?
Im broke.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198080067785/
>>676855692
a business minor is a good idea. a business major is something either an idiot or a made man gets.
>be my friend
>his dad is a high level engineer who works overseas with several major corporations for most of the year
>he's getting a business degree
>will instantly have a job out of college after instantly getting internships his senior year
nepotism is a bitch, but the kind that edges you to make the orgasm bigger when you're the guy benefiting from it.
>when he was my roommate all he talked about was how everyone he had classes with was mega septuple fucked after they graduated because they fell for the college degree meme
>looked over his coursework and it was all easy as fuck
because business
>people struggling with math classes I took in highschool
>>676854999
You sound like a friend of mine who dropped out of Engineering.
>fuck calculus
>all these Asian kids are nerds
>I dont want to be around this type of people for the rest of my working life.
He has been working full time at a marijuana dispensary for the past 2-3 years. He is now 33. I hope it worked out better for you.
>>676855717
well i havent really made any investments aside from my primary career profession but on the side at some point i might invest in a music store. im a big time guitar/bass/drum/recording gear nerd.
>>676855854
I've used maybe 10% of my engineering career learnt knowledge in my job, the rest is how they forged my head. I'm 100% convinced that I would have done equally fine if I've learnt completely different subjects in the same depth and same level, because it wasn't about what I've learnt but how I did it and what it provided me. And what it provided me was the knowledge that I could really understand whatever I wanted if I really try hard enough.
>>676856199
its all behind the scenes stuff. im a bit camera shy. hence why i like this site alot. its all anon.
>>676849872
Fellow Bio here. Depending on your grades try for med/DO
>>676856692
sounds like a safe investment. cheers
>>676848685
Do you have a job for me?
>>676855717
don't go for anything fancy, 95% of the people will be better of with a simple portfolio. Search for boegleheads 3 fund portfolio and take it from there.
>>676848685
How many hours do you work per week?
>>676848685
Op, youngfag here, been thinking of starting my own brand and clothing business, was just gonna start off with t-shirts, what are the chances of making good money from this?
b8 taken
>>676856673
the fact that if I called up my friend I could instantly make 30-50k a year with no professional certs by painting boats, then go to literally any technical school I wanted and make 60-120k either in marine, boilermaking, pipefitting, or by becoming an underwater welder cuz florida kind of makes the 50-69k mech engineering salary not look to good for the 3 more years of grinding school and terrible lonely life experience filled with autists it entails.
but fuck autists and coke addled spics, lawschool it is.
>>676856820
you're probably one of the barely functional neckeard upperclassmen who turned me off from engineering.
>know a shitton of math
>no life experience
>no ability to think out of the box or critically
>just what they've been taught
>couldn't deal with shit fucking up
>no practical knowledge of manufacturing or materials, just what they were told in material science class.
>could barely use 3D software
>couldn't design complex systems
>couldn't conceptualize a solution to a problem or brainstorm in a group, cuz autists.
Timestamp pic of the 911 & Gallardo, or I'm going to tend to think OP is a faggot
>>676849872
Biochemistry major here, as a bio major, you have two options. Apply to med school or get your doctorate, otherwise that degree does nothing.
>>676848685
what is the best way for anon to make the jump from small home business to office with staff. I know i could make more if i had the help to take on more work, since I a literally maxed out for time.
>inb4 small business loan, company first year making revenue was this past year. haven't even filed this year yet.
>inb4 random government grants that are far to complicated
>>676858488
Yeah, if it makes you feel right, think whatever you want. I'm kind of a geek that liked to build stuff, have a wife and kid, earn enough money not to worry about any kind of expenses, like to travel, lived in 4 different countries and made successful careers in each of them, etc.
>>676848685
Op leave?
>>676859635
>n....n...nuhuh I have a rich and fulfilling life
>on /b/
>1:36am on a thursday
sure thing bub
>>676849561
Kek
>>676853315
>>676853613
>>676854164
>>676854999
what shitstain engineering programs did you guys attend? I did two years at RPI and Two at CU Boulder, and the engineers at both of those schools were fucking party animals.
you wanted weed and some beer, have a good night partying, you could go pretty much anywhere
but if you wanted the hard shit and 48 hours of your life to disappear in a haze, you went straight to the engineers.
>>676860775
pretty much this. unless being rich is really so boring that you have to resort to /b/. that would be fucking depressing.
>>676860775
First thing I'd recommend if yo get out of your personal bubble and understand the world has different time zones, countries, etc. 22:40 for me here, normally go yo bet at 00:00.
Second, fulfilment in life cannot be measured in if a person browses 4chan or reads cosmopolitan, yeah, if you do that all your free time you are probably dumb and sad (or at least I think that), but everyone needs some kind of escape, and today, that my wife is out in a business trip, my kid asleep, I'm browsing 4chan while designing some pcb boards for a hobby project.
>>676849681
your a fucking loser dude, kill yourself
>>676859173
OP, your assistance here please. Suggestions from non richfags welcome too actually.
How do I about finding my niche, I'm 19 and I'm currently working retail but gonna quit in a few flweeks. Might get a security job or banking job but these are temporary. I have no idea what I want to do and don't want to waste money going to school Persueing some worthless degree.
>>676861024
>but if you wanted the hard shit just hit up the crippling alcoholic and hard drug users, the upper class engineering students
how is this not in line with what everyone has been saying m8?
the curryniggers and chinks were all soulless robots, the n33ts were greasy fucks who wouldn't look you in they eye as you tried to discuss a group project, and anyone who knew their ass from their hat turned into an alcoholic or developed a coke or prescription drug problem. You're mostly talking to those that avoided the worst part of being in the latter group by fucking off to not terrible majors.
>>676861840
sure thing bub, you have a rich and fulfilling life in an exotic locale and are in a thread about "how2not n33t" at 2am on a thursday. makes perfect sense and we totally believe you.
>>676859173
not OP, but a little help here
1) go to incubator. you will get an office space, find other indivudals who might be willing to work with you for little money or equity, and you will make connections that will help you find things like funding, permanent office space, etc. you'll also learn a shitton.
2) Grant aren;t that complicated at all. find a good grantwriting firm and contract them to assist, especially if you;re in tech sector. there are also a bunch of private grants/awards too if you know where to look.
>>676862719
A degree isn't worthless. Part of it is also the college experience of growing with people around you, and the longer you wait to go to college (if that makes sense for you) the more annoying it will be if you're older than the people around you. It's less experiential and more "get to the end." The tricky thing about degrees that nobody tells you growing up is that they aren't these hyper-explicit singular destination tickets. Sure, it's about specialty, but depending on your major, there is some to a lot of wiggle room with how you apply your relevant skills, what you've learned in the degree, and what else you've studied (assuming you can show that you have a proficient enough understanding of it to mention it at all). I'm not saying you *must* go to school, but chances are if you're jaded to shit like retail and desire a niche or purpose, you're unlikely to find it in something redundant and medial like security or sales.
>>676862754
I'll assume you are american, can not even conceive that someone lives in the fucking west coast!? my god... exotic locale, wow...
Anyway, look, having a lot of money is not like the movies, in general, money comes with hard work, and people are not partying every day and night, because during the day, you normally work, and at night, on a weekday, you stay at home, chill and enjoy whatever you enjoy doing at home. Grow up.
>>676862754
just to get it straight, noone in the thread has brought up the drown-your-sorrows group, so don't act like they did.
secondly, the Indians and nips/chinks generally fucked off and kept to themselves. vast majority of eng. students were actually pretty chill, and did some pretty cool shit when they weren't wasted.
I dunno, I kinda feel like alot of the people hating on the eng. programs in this thread are on the spectrum themselves and are projecting, if you catch my drift.
>>676863008
>2) Grant aren;t that complicated at all. find a good grantwriting firm and contract them to assist, especially if you;re in tech sector. there are also a bunch of private grants/awards too if you know where to look.
This takes a fair amount of money to hire any firm anon. Does the incubator require to sellout equity in company?
>already using third party services at a fair price, want to be able to have in house workers to kick up our business a major notch. I fell like i am on a plateu. Would make so much more if i had the help
>>676863849
falling into a stream of consciousness writing style is pretty solid evidence those anons hit the nail on the head.
>this asshurt
>>676864537
too answer
1) if you're looking at SBIR or NSF grants, and you think firms are expensive, then hire a dedicated grant writer. they are alot cheaper
2) incubators never take equity as payment, because considering that 90% of companies fail, it's a pretty shit form of payment. almost all have fixed rate leases, same as getting a standard office space, except cheaper, with huge perks. the only limitation is time - you're typically not allowed to spend more than three years in an incubator,. but by that point, you should have your shit together enough to strike out on your own.
I'm 19, about to drop out of college to just start working , tell me what I need to do so I can not be a burden on my family thanks
>>676866037
Okay anon, i misunderstood you. I was think a traditional finance incubator that might work in tandem with angels or VCs. Where can I find info on office space incubators?
>>676866608
oh, shit, I see what you were saying, no, not that at all.
Office space incubators are everywhere now, all over the place. find nearest city and look, almost guaranteed to have one.
where you live? I may be able to point you to a few.
Is OP still here?
>>676866915
in orlando and tampa and miami, but mostly in orlando
>>676867471
op returns. i had something to do
>>676868283
Ok. I have two questions
>Can you gift me any steam games if i post my wishlist?
>How should I go about getting into the stok market, if you know?
>>676857593
its never constant but sometimes i can get 2 hours of sleep per night for an entire week or sometimes even 3 or 4 weeks.
>>676858216
advertise the absolute fuck out of it. put your name out there and put it in large letters. i would suggest trying to learn some basic marketing principles.
>>676860323
op here
>>676860775
youd be surprised how many richfags there are on here. i have enough time to browse /b/ and stay up late.
>>676868167
woof, that's way outside my geo.
allright, here is an example of what I'm talking about -
http://www.strategycenterok.com/business-incubator-prices
I also suppose using the term "incubator" is a bit broad for what I;m describing, as you are coorect, there are some incubators connected with VC's that essentially poach companies,
the things to look for are co-working incubators, which can be excellent, and typically avoid getting into the funding game to reduce risk. most famous example of this is rocketspace out of San Fran.
>>676862719
simple. pursue a degree that youll make cash in. and if youre afraid of how much work it will be you dont have the attitude to make it.
>>676868472
save up and buy them. i wouldnt go directly into stocks with the first load of cash you make. any time you hear of crazy money flipping shit because somebody invested in a stock that nobody expected bluhebebaja its usually either literally never going to happen or your chances of the opposite happening are even higher. i havent invested in any stocks yet and i dont believe i will. but you need to be making enough to fall back on before you do.
>>676849681
I'm in the same boat but I'm disabled (very bad chrons disease) Feels shitty, eh bro? I'm thinking about killing myself.
Can I have $1000 dollars? Moving in a few months, moneys tight.
Accounting major here. Not really involved with campus groups or fraternities, am I fucked?
>>676854608
lol no sir. most of my work is not with movies.
>>676870242
Save up for games or stocks? In hospital with brkken leg right now, so can't work. Family is bringing my laptop tomoro, want the games to pass my time here. Not expecting a massive bullshit turnaround in stocks, just want o try it and see if i can make ANY money
>>676853228
well you may not understand it. but i value my money. it represents my hard work. see if i was a punk ass kid with rich ass parents or some paris hilton type spoiled brat the money wouldnt mean anything. and i dont go around in public brandishing my cash like a trophy. i live actually far below by means. i see these rappers and drug dealers that get on videos with gold teeth and shit and its laughable. theyre scrambling to buy this shit just for the attention and in no time theyre broke. those are the kinds that truly have nothing. i worked for my cash and it means more than just a number to me.
>>676871063
well i say go for it. dont be afraid to take a chance but make sure youre being reasonable with it.
>>676870752
lol no
>>676849456
Don't be retarded, he is a 13 year old drug dealer. nuff said /thread.
>>676871917
Of course anon. I pride myself on being as reasonable as possible.
Now, is there any chance of getting some games? I understand if not, just going to be really fucking bored until i can leave the house(after hospital, because i know theres going to be that one faggot that says "OH YOU SAID YOU WERE IN TEH HOZPITAL U LIE ANON". I'm getting out soon)
>>676871953
Any way to get a simple 40 hour work week accounting job right after graduating? All I hear is horror stories of accountants, especially recent grads basically living in the office. That ain't for me pham.
what do you think about going into health care for a career? (USA 1st year nursing student, probably going to get a graduate degree after)
