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You have exactly 10 fucking seconds to justify why you're a poor fag.

Also, roll quads and I'll put 1 million USD in your paypal.

>I'm rich
>I'm an Arab
>I have more money than I know what to do with for 10 lifetimes
>Muh oil fields :D
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I live in Kentucky

I don't want your money
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>>676833085
I wouldn't except money from a fucking dirty ass mud skin like you if my life depended on it.

Go fucking bomb yourself your piece of shit.
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>>676833085
quads get. paypal is: i dont have one but [email protected] if i win
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>>676833512
kentucky fried chicken
lol murrilards
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>>676833672
yet you run your cars on muh oil
most of the shit in your house, if not everything, is directly related to muh oil nation
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tbh it's my kike ex.
But I still make more than 95% of you on here.
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>>676834041
>2016
>getting married
>knowing women will rape your assets
>topkek
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>>676833085
You have 5 fucking seconds to explain why you're a poor fag OP. I'm a rich Russian billionaire entrepreneur that makes your millions look like shit. Roll quints and I'll let you on my mega yacht poor fag.
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I'm sad
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Rolo
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College student, there you go m8
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I've got a terrible job :(
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I pretend to be a millionaire on the internet to impress my imaginary friends
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I cant justify it, I fucked around made bad decisions and lived my life recklessly.
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>>676833085
provide evidence of being a rich fag
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I'm making a risky student loan gamble. Hooray.
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I spend all my money on CS:GO skins
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Fucked up in life. Won't amount to anything give me money pree
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Women are expensive. That's why.
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>>676833085
rolling for quads
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Oh you said quads. Fuck that nigga
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>>676833085
I don't want your money I'm poor because college is free if I am
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>>676835475
reroll
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Chef at Wendy's
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>millionaire
>on /b/
Cannot compute
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Quadies for miee
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>>676833085
Still in college, don't plan to be rich
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>>676833085
I'm just a student.
All the money I make goes towards keeping me and my girlfriend in our little apartment while we finish school and find our way in the world
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>>676833085
to bad you still browse 4chan in your freetime

fuckn fail
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im an art student.. no scholarship and low studentloan
but i eat good food and smoke weed every single day somehow. so im guuud
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>>676836123
Tell your girlfriend to sell some ass to help with the rent. Fucking cake eater
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>>676833085
Lust for money is the worst trait a person can have.
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>>676836434
Kek
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Paypal me that money, I could really use it

[email protected]
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>>676836272
>art student

do yourself a favor and change degrees, something that will actually get you a job
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>>676833085
I have some cash but I wouldn't want to be a mudslime like you faggot
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rollo 4 quads
paypal: [email protected]
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>>676836663
Off by one, kek
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>>676836762
im not in it to get a job, im in it to smoke weed, paint and fuck art chicks :) not from the states so different opportunities here too.
scandinavian fag <3
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Rollerino
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Roll ma nigga
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7777 get
[email protected]
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7777 /ssleepwalker
Mill on steam account please
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[email protected]
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>>676833085
Too many CSGO skins and too many TF2 cosmetics
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Close to million on steam /ssleepwalker
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[email protected]
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>>676837522
7777get
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/valaccc/
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>>676836663
Shit rolling for 7s and that good oil $$$
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Million on steam account /ssleepwalker
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>>676837710
Reroll
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>>676837767
damn.
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ROLL'EM
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>>676837757
7777 get
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7777 paypal
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People that post their emails in these threads are signing themselves up for phishing scams and other forms of identity theft.
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>>676837777
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>>676833085
Doesn't change the fact you're a sandnigger.
>mfw
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I've been fucked over by my band manager. Took all my fucking money. I didn't even sign him, our front man did. I could use the money. Email @ [email protected]
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Jeep parts. And college. But mostly Jeep parts.
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Rolling 8888
/ssleepwalker
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i was born into a poor family
what other reason could there be?
juts like you were bron ito a rich one
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8888 get
[email protected]
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7777 New trucks for ISIS
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I am trump
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Nigger get
I'm not that poor, also I do actual shit for a living. Long line of teachers and soldiers.
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Rolling 8888
/ssleepwalker steam
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Because I'm 16
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>>676833085
Whitey get
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>>676835244
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Winrar quads. 8888
/ssleepwalker steam
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>>676838586
Rerolling
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[email protected]

Roll
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>>676838695
Rererolling
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Cause college
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Because the world likes fucking people over
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Winrar ./ssleepwalker
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>>676838742
I'm just gonna keep rolling like the poorfag I am
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>>676833085
I don't work
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College blows
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/ssleepwalker
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>>676836663
Let me into those 8s baby
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>>676838821
Plez
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>>676833085
here for the quads get
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>>676838590
rerolling
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>>676838886
FUCK
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>>676838918
rererolling
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>>676838709
Reroll
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I work at McDonald's because of my abusive parents
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>>676838886
Fucking 2 off suck to suck anon
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>>676838959
Just gotta keep going
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>>676838974
rerererolling
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>>676838709
Again
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[email protected]
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>>676839054
rererererolling
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>arab typing in perfect english?
>bait

>mfw wants our emails for marketing
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>>676833085
>is Arab
>Pays in USD
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>>676839040
They see me rolling they hating
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But I'm not a poorfag.

>24
>Engineer
>have own place
>Have my own car
>Have a motorcycle

I'm not rich by any means, but I'm definitely living a pretty comfy life.
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>>676839129
rerererererolling
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>>676838709
Let's go
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Fuck off sand niggèr
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Quads

Checkum
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>>676839177
just keep rolling
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Arab.
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You could never put a million in my pay pal

But I'm poor because I don't work for money
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Q U A D S

C ' M O N
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Ima rollin
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>>676833085
Im voting for Sanders.
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>>676835595
I thought you were making $30 an hour?
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>wendys create reactions from everyone

>like the memer

OP basically just reminded me of that cringe.
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>>676839262
I'll get that 1 million for sure
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>tfw no qt3.14 quad waifu
>tfw no 1million
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I live in a ghetto ass trailer park in a suburb of st.paul
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Time to rollllll
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>>676838709
Keep going
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quad pls
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>>676836762
Switched from Art to Engineering.

Graduated last year.

I still make $10 an hour.

Kill me.
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>>676833085
I'm not really poor, but give me the money anyways.
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>>676839371
This is such bait, but I'm fucking desperate for funds
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Niggers
>"muh dick"
Sand niggers
>"muh oil"
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i got your quads here bro. pay my student loans
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Rall
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hey guys:) i like monet!
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Maybe do a timestamp with you and some proof of your infinite mountains of cash
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>>676839547
>mfw no million dollars
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pay up
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Gotta get rolling to get money...
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>>676839667
One off from trips, please quad god
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>>676833512
Hmm. Louisville?
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my birth
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Time to collect my cash, here are your qauds :^)
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>>676838709
Please
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>>676839745
MONEY MONEY MONEY
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Easy get
[email protected]
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TFW you roll them quads
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>>676839528
round 2
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>>676839833
NOOOOOOOOOOW
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>>676833085
>>676829139
Yes, a few billionaires doing all the donating, while the rest of you stingy mooches take credit for it as you clutch your fucking wallets because you value all things, health, life and liberty itself in sheckles, is bad. Setting up and donating to megachurches as tax shelters is bad. As is donating to cancer "research" that doesn't actually do any research but just "promotes cancer awareness". Yes, we're all aware of cancer. Setting up superpacs to pay for politicians to skirt democracy and calling it a charitable non-profit charity is fucking bad. Setting up your own charities related to your company and rolling huge "donations" into them without having to declare jack because of any of thousands of loopholes is laundering money and is bad.

Yeah, sure be proud that republicans make the most donations to charities. Fuckin-A right it's a goddamn racket you faggot. Go ahead, take a fucking guess how I motherfucking know.
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>>676833085
quads get
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>>676839858
Roll
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y'all fuck off this cash is ^
mine now |
|
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>>676839909
>mfw I get quads
>mfw no money
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>>676838709
I'm poor
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Time to get a get
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>>676839954
roll
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>>676836663
Shit I guess I'll take these quads

I get too excited about money
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>>676839966
Plz
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>>676833085
quads get reroll
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>>676839908
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>>676838709
Reroll
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Mun
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FUCK COME ON
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>>676839955
Rolololol
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>>676839186
You're a shit engineer if you're 24.
If you don't know it, you're the only one in your office who doesn't.
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Check em margaret
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>>676838709
Again
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>>676840015
rerooooooool
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>>676833085
>has e-car
>has coal stock
>jew hand rub
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>>676840041
Reroll
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I can buy a pink ponny. Allahu ahbar.
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i learn to have a diploma because i search about a job for 4 years at the same time i'm in another for learn how to drive and then search for a job... so i m pretty poor but no for long
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Almost done with my education, have no money
quads rollin'
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fundraising for a local youth center
if you feel like you could help by making a donation that would be great,
let me know

http://www.kyc.myevent.com/participant/327865
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>>676840015
>tfw you almost get quads twice
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Quads fucking get mate
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REROLL REROLL
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i am you
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>>676833085
I never tried
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american
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rull
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>>676833085
if quads i want you to withdraw it stack it up and burn it with pics
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Because I don't have a job.
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Jesus fuck just I've had faith in you my whole life just fucking bless me already you European-looking Jew bitch
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why do I live
why do I live
why do I live

to get
to get
to get

[Q U A D S]
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>>676838709
Roll
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>>676833085
bernie isn't president, thats why. just wait and i'll be a quadrillionaire
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Cause college
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>>676833085
Fuck you, mohammed
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>>676840199
There are three decent people on /b at any time, anon, and their humanity is corroding and boiling off by the second.
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if I don't get quads then islam will win
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I'm rich cos I'm white. :)
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>>676838709
Rolll
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>>676840248
It's all about timing... and offering sacrifices to the quads gods.
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>>676840188
Rerollin'
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just quads
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>>676838709
Rollll
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>>676840646
Must... keep... rolling...
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Cause I like prostetutes
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>>676833085
Because i am 20 and was not born into a family with money nor do i have the funds available to me at this time to make a large amount of money in a short period of time.

Also Roll
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A small loan of a million dollars
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I'm a lazy piece of shit
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>>676838709
Keep going
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Just left law school, tons of debt, can't work until I have a license.
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> terrible education decisions
> no job

also roll
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Rell
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Rolling because I am worthless
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>>676840738
DON'T STOP. ROLLLLLLLLLING.
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Kek be with you traveller

Praise his name

PRAISE KEK
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>>676833085
[email protected]
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>>676833085
artist
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rollin with the homies
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Coz live is hard.
/ssleepwalker
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>>676838709
Please
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keep rolling rolling rolling rolling yea
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PRAISE KEK
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>I live in Argentina
>Born in Rio grande TDF
>My father left his studies because I was born
>my father insult me when i goted 12 years old
> He left me and my mother with a babe (brother)
>
I'm 20 and I can pay for my studies to prove to my father that I am somebody

[email protected]
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>>676841025
NOW
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rollaroo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWCt-24Yc4Y
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>>676836663
Oh for the sake of the money, Give quads so i can PAY FOR COLLEGE AND DRUGS

Oh yeah poorfag because not gone through college yet
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cause i cant roll quads
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Rollll
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Life is hard.
/ssleepwalker
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>>676833085
[email protected]
I mean I doubt that this is true but Hell, lets take a chance
>Terrible job
>terrible market
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[email protected]
1111 get
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she dead tho but still rollin
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>>676833085
Every job I've had has ended in a closure. DirecTV technical support is about to be handled or of India.
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fuk, must roll
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Fuck this I give up
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worth a roll
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Can we be friends mehmed?
[email protected]
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fuck this faggot
>>676841111
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>>676841191
roll
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>>676841111
>>676842222
>>676843333
>>676844444
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>>676833085

How about a little something for Dubs OP?

Like $100 for dubs.
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kneecap
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>>676838709
Another one
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up the UVF
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poorfag b/c in college where tuition is $60k/yr
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rrrrrrroll
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>>676833085
This is why, OP.

Pic related, my leg a while back *not including fractures*
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>>676838709
I can feel them
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>>676841269
Mehmed plz
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fuck off sandnigger
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>>676833085
not gonna win, but here's my paypal/e-mail if anyone wants to commission me for artwork.

pic related.

I need like.. $30 to pay rent. I am so close.
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>>676841095
Cant *
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[email protected] get
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OP is alive?
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>>676838709
Roll
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>>676841539
what the fuck nigga? what the fuck happened to you?
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>>676841641
oh my fucking god I'm retarded.

here it is:
[email protected]

pic also related.
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Praise Kek

PRAISE KEK
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>>676841269
Calculating
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>>676833085
Rigor Mortis
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im a nigger
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>>676841672
get again pls

also is it 1mil in arab money or american usd
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>>676838709
Keep going
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>>676841269
I got this
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keep rollin' rollin' rollin'
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chosen people help me out
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>poorfag b/c small loan of $10 from my father
quads get
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>>676834261
>>676833085
how adorable
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>>676841269
2222 get
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It's tough to work as a theater major in college
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>>676841718
Car + leg(on motorcycle) = double compound fracture, shit tons of stitches, inch and a half leg bone loss, MRSA staph infection on top of bone exit wound. I am 1/4th wolverine now
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>>676841950
alright. I'm ready to succed.
i almost got mugged by a nigger today.
sad part is he would've only made off with 3.34 and a stick of gum.
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>>676833085
Quads pls
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>>676838709
Let's go
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Based Ulster pls help me
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Rolliosis
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>>676841269
Yeeuz
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>>676842141
getttt
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rollll
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>>676833085
School, shitty parents, left home early and have to pay uselessly big rent, weed troubles.

But I'm pretty sure people have it harder, I'm just hoping to roll a quad here.
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2222
Because I live in South America
[email protected]
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>>676841183
Time for a reroll
>Am I glad he's frozen in there
>And that we're out here
>And that he's the sheriff
>And that we're frozen out here
>And that we're in there
>And I just remembered
>We're out here
>What I want to know is where's the caveman?
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>>676841127
>>676842222 get
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>>676833085
i've never rolled quads
pls allah
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>>676842127
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>>676842217
noo
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Quads
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cause im lazy as fuck
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>>676842195
Yeezus
>>
quads
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[email protected]
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2222 get
[email protected]
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Did poor choices in my life ..

Your money will make a real difference..

Rolling
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Maggie Thatcher help me pls
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I'm a pretty girl give me money
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rolling in the deep
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>>676842310

Rolling again
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I'm not poorfag but still... I like to have a more than a million dollars. The sooner, the better.
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:(
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Anybody who believes thus shit is a fucking retard. This idiot doesn't even know where to poo.
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I did shit in school and couldn't get a good job
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rolling because I'm poor as fucm
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>>676838709
Roll
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gotta get dem quads
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>>676842452
>Anonymous
I am so poor
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>>676833085
Le quads?
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>>676841917
getagain i sold my kids for heroin cuz of my niggerdom, need money to buy them back
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Only reason im poor?
I have a gf
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I'm a faggot.
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fuck you quads incoming
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>>676833085
Graduated last year, and I only just now got a job
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srs question what happens when ur oil is gone...no offense but the land is shit and no one can stand muslims
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>>676841140
rolling
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what would I do with a million dollars
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>>676842136
that's pretty fucked up, wish you good luck, you need it
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Rollolo
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>>676842833
shit I got dubs
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>>676842141
greentext pl0x
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>>676842920
Roll
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>>676838709
Fuck it. Last roll
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not leaving this thread till i hit dem quads
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this is bait but watever
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>>676842232
rolling for 3333
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[email protected]
3333 get
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time to wait for 4444
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lmao
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Hehe
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Fuck Off I dont want your money
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