I'm grading this nigger's project for my geometry class,
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I'm grading this nigger's project for my geometry class, and I keked so hard at this. This entire power point is filled with more kek stuff like this.
>>676832405
Lmao post more op
>>676832405
Give him a 99
Lmao
>>676833757
holy shit op is delivering
>>676832405
This kid is funny
>>676832405
proceed
>>676834386
Typical nigger, would rather spend twice as much time and effort trying to get something free than just work hard to get it out right.
>>676834662
Except he actually composed an entire presentation to complete the assignment. Sounds like effort to me.
>>676834656
I don't know, it looks like he had some help.
based nigga deserves a perfeect score
The funniest part is that, this is no where near what I asked for for the project. It had to be various pictures of various angles/shapes/etc that you'd find in real life to "prove" that geometry is relevant. To be honest, I dislike this project myself and I have to pass this out because it was a joint math department operation. So all the teachers HAD to do this.
I like this kid. A+ in my book!!
>>676835249
Well... what cha gonna do?!! Whats the grade?!
>>676835249
fuck, give the nigger a B then. those shapes look pretty real to me
>>676835249
Just give everyone in your class an A
100% give him and 99%
If dubs you give him an A
>>676835565
progress... An actual shape in real life
>>676835565
he didnt even ask for an a. give him an f instead because he didn't ask
>>676835628
Ha!!! Agreed. 99% is the correct answer
>>676835249
Well, more like it required more detail. But like he gamed it which made this so kek. Like he used absolutely minimum detail and I kinda love it lmao
>>676835249
Give him the A man. c'mon just give the little nigger his one and only A.
Dubs say he gets a 99
Omg lol
>>676836048
give him the fuckin A. this kid is high tier
what was the presentation supposed to be?
We found a autitsta nigger
>>676835440
Rerolling for this poor nignog's A
i think you should give him an A. but like a 99, not 100. See if he chimps
>>676836048
He probably stole that dollar
>>676836356
seems to have a sense of humor
>>676836356
Rerolling for this chimp's 99
>>676836048
>my sides
give this kid and his grandma an A
>>676836048
his mom worked hard for the dollar, I think he deserves an A.
Just fail the dumb nigger. He's not worth anything to society anyway.
>>676836499
Perfect.
>>676836499
99 confirmed. OP must nao.
>>676836499
>99 get
do it op
I kinda want to give him an A but like they have to present it. So the other kids will chimp out.
give welfare an A instead
>>676836048
Illuminati nigger will give you an 1 dollar but only if you post 'give me an 100 A' in this thread
>>676836499
winrar?
>>676836499
99
NINETY FUCKING NINE
A <--- This is an 'A'. I worked very hard for this 'A'. Please give me a triangle.
Reply to this if you want to see his grades.
>>676836048
those houses look big and the neighborhood doesn't look shot up, I call fake, this is really a white guy with black face.
>>676836048
this kid is fucking hilarious
quads = give him an A+
>>676836499
WINRAR
>>676836821
Give me an A
>>676836499
this thread just became legend
>>676836499
that
was
good.
>>676836619
dont let him present then. or at least give him a 69,kek
Give him an A, then offer him the D.
>>676836902
Hey OP, Tell the chimp to thank Blake for that 99 (;
another 99 confirms
By the way, please don't spread this. I could lose my job.
Give him an F
co-worker brought her stepson to my workplace so he could do a project like this
junior pothead had to ask me what the shapes were on my machines, then went and hid for 2 hours while he got stoned. had the nerve to come back and ask if I had taken all of his pictures
>>676837315
Spread this.
Give some fried chicken an water melon....they like it
>>676837315
Gr8 b8 m8, r8 8/8
>>676837315
2 l8 m8
>>676837359
so you're assuming this guy in OP is a pothead cus hes black?
idk looks like an alright kid
>>676837315
>says nigger in first post referring to a student
"i could' lose my job he says
theyd sack you cus you're a piece of shit teacher
ay op, visibly give him 100% but then subtract like 10% and give him a 90% and leave a little sidenote saying that that was for using repetition
this should rustle him jimmies.
>>676837607
Protip: That wasn't OP
>>676837315
Here's the way I see it, you gave these kids an assignment even you know is bullshit. Tyrone knows it too. He clearly gets the point, bUT he fucking ran with it and did all this just to make you laugh and enjoy it. The kid probably looks up to you and thinks you're one of the cool ones, give him an A man, go full 100. It takes creativity and intelligence to produce this much funny from a bullshit geometry busy work prompt.
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>>676836821
Racism without hate.....don't go changin /b/
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>>676837832
Yeah, I don't know who that faggot is. -OP
>>676837893
fuck off nigger
give him an F for being retarded
>>676837504
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Op's kid may not be a pothead.
Plenty of dumbshit white potheads too
Out in the working world, I consider everyone a pothead until proven not dumber than a dead dog. For higher ups (like me...ugh) sub drink for pot.
Some days I want a bottle of emergency bourbon for the crap I put up with. Decent people have a thing called self-control. Black people can have it; far too many don't.
>>676837893
Yeah, I agree. Me and him actually have a pretty nice relationship. To be honest, I only said "Nigger" because I know my audience.
>>676834999
Checked
>>676838146
this.
i quit pot for a year and a half and took up occasional whiskey.
no regrets.
give his mom a "100" A and give him an "89.9" B
>>676838257
its fuckin geometry. give him the A.
>>676838257
Like the power point we had to use to present this was so cringe. They tried to make it so cool and young and "hip". The theme of the powerpoint we had to use was"Dab into Geometry!" It was so cringe, I would post it here but I'm not on my work computer.
>>676838073
Don't listen to Cletus here, this kid is a budding comedian, and probably smarter than Sister-mom here thinks he is.
or "86.9" B because "SIXTY-NINE DUDES!"
Text my Kik @ Blake.301
Moar?
>>676838257
Dude hook the kid up, how many of these other shit heels do anything to brighten your day? It would be so easy to justify an A by saying creativity and calling any whiners racist.
>>676838829
Fuck you
>>676838356
Last job before this one, I had a boss that would show up at between 2 & 4pm. Drunk as shit, had no idea what I was doing, and always trying to tell me how to do shit.
Told him off one day, and found out minutes later he managed to mangle a few fingers doing something dumbass.
>>676836499
holy shit yes
Bro that aint half a circle dawg
Honestly if he doesn't deserve the grade don't give it to him. Maybe as an alternative you can explain it to him one more time, as simple as possible, and give him one extra day to redo it.
>>676840202
I genuinely feel sad for him. He clearly comes from a poor descent.
*africa
>>676840202
"half circle"
give him an F since its clearly wrong.
>american education
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>>676840913
I think he was trying to cut the circle in half with his arm which is why it's raised up.
>>676841317
Clearly. Still he manipulated it by doing such an act, can he not find an actual half circle without staying in the park, seems half assed to me, on top of asking for an A on each pic lol.
>>676832405
ahahahahahahaha
best thing ive seen all day
but this cannot be real
>>676836821
Give me an 100 A
From one teacher to another, it looks like he did the assignment. Granted, even though most seem to be bullshitted, he put some sort of effort into it. He wants an "A", but he doesn't deserve a 100. Definitely give him a 99 and enjoy the chimp out.
>>676836821
Give me an 100 A
>>676842175
i second this
don't let this thread die.
Someone please screencap this shit, this kid is ascending into orbit with my sides
Who took The pics?
OP here, tbh, his actually isn't the worst. Some people just ripped pictures off of google when the instructions explicitly said it had to have a signature item or you/a friend or a family member in it.
>>676832405
give the kid 89%, see what happens
>>676843085
This is what happens when you try to teach nigglets
Please screencap and send into this thread so I can save.
holy shit this is so staged and clear bait
>>676843268
Bump
anyone screencapping this?
>>676843085
so the assignment was to find shapes? he appears to be over the age of 6
>American education
>>676844528
The assignment was in quote, "Create an instagram profile of geometry in the world around you. Seek out and photograph visual models of specific geometric figures and concepts that we have and will study in this year's geometry class. Geometry abounds in the real world. This project will heighten your awareness of the geometry that is all around you."
>>676844826
There's more but that's just the mission.
>>676844826
Full fukkin marks. or the 99/100 just to fuck with him. Either way, it was a bullshit assignment and he fulfilled the requirements.
