>go into bathroom
>this pokes through
what do?
>>676831979
take the hundred and leave
>>676831979
take the $100 and leave
>>676831979
take the 100 bucks and suck the dick obviously
>>676831979
take the bill and walk out.
/thread
>>676831979
Gingerly remove the bill. Run
>>676832153
>>676831979
gay kid with your gay shitposts
>>676831979
Gently take off the money, set it aside on the ground, then proceed to furiously choke myself on this stranger's penis until they ejaculate, gently replace the money onto the penis, leave.
Also get trips
Take a picture then the dollar leave go home put it on 4chan and ask what others would do in my situation.
Take the bill. Kick the dick into the side of the wall. Run away.
>>676831979
take bill
papercut his urethra
turn 360 degrees
walk away
>>676831979
suck the fuck outta the dick and give him back his $100 + tip
throw away the bill, take the dick, run away
Take money, put dick in my ass.
>>676832925
/thread
>>676832101
/thread
>>676831979
Tip lick, ass sit.
Cut off dick, realize its Inspector Gadget! oh shit!
>>676832925
360 degrees.
You turn full circle to face the hold where the dick came from.
Suck the $100, return the dick with a 20% tip
>>676832551
Lol
>>676831979
>suck dick to completion
>write phone # on the benjamin
>push back through hole
>sit at home and wait for call :D
>>676831979
Give the $100 back and suck dick
>>676833366
I see what you did there
>>676831979
Suck it furiously
>>676831979
cut it off watch it squirm
>>676833342
why do they call it a Xbox 360?
Because you do a 360 and walk away!!!
>>676831979
Take the money and stomp down, he will never be able to identify me or follow me.
>>676832551
>Also get trips
Cut off DICK grab Bill run
>>676833738
you people are retarded 360° is a full circle 180° is a turnaround
>>676831979
Take money. Pin johnson to wall with pocket knife
>>676834013
No 360 is a triangle shitdick
Take bill, snap dick In half by slamming foot on it, run and trade it for 5 20s so I don't have Penis money.
Turn 720 and walk away
>>676831979
Lock the door, inspect every angle off of the cock, take off my underwear, go go the wall across from cock, arch my back and thrust my body back, my flying body will be intercepted by the cock, my asshole will be pierced, reach two fingers in hole and tickle balls while my ass is stuffed.
>>676833366
You sir are amazing and i tip my hat to you
>>676831979
>Grab 100$
>Kick him in the dick
>Run out
>Go get fucked up
>>676834013
It's a may may.
Take 100 and slit glory dick with razorblade.
>>676834254
technically theres only 180° within the angles of a triangle so you should do a triangle after taking the money
>>676834368
You've done this before, it seems.
>take money
>pic related
>>676834013
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>>676831979
take the money then shit on that dick
>>676834607
Trust me, I am a pro at this game of homosexual horseshoe
>>676831979
take the 100, and suck the cock. then probably ride it.
take money then snap the dick in half.
>>676834806
>take the money then shit on that dick
By placing rectum over dick?
>>676834794
pic very related
>>676831979
How did he get the pill on his dick, then stick it through the hole without it falling off?
>>676832153
>/threading your own post
270 degrees, moonwalk away
>>676834528
Kek
>>676835250
>Being a newfag
>>676834930
Horseshoes, hand grenades, and your bunger?
I do trust you, and you do strike me as a well seasoned and sauced professional.
Kudos, good sir.
>>676835308
yes you understand good job anon
>here take it
>>676835772
>saying the word newfag
jesus fuck, this site is full of autistic 14 year old filthy frank watchers, you're one, he's probably one, MAYBE I'M ONE AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW IT!??!?!?!
>>676833342
thats 180 retard
>>676831979
Jerk his dick off with the hundred then arrest him for reverse prostitution
>>676836028
you also get it good job you dont have autism
Take money and kick the dick as hard as I can
>>676831979
Take the money.
Find someone who would be willing to blow that dick for 50 dollars.
Upon completion of the blow job you hand the serviceman 50 and you each go your separate ways.
>>676831979
Give ass, get hundred
>>676833366
Still doesn't seem full.
Go more in depth.
>>676832992
Underrated post
>>676831979
>take bill
>apply lube
>turn 180 degrees and moonwalk in to it
>>676832163
You'd have such an unbelievable advantage. Not only would he have to tuck his boner in before he chased you all you would have to do is scream "this guy is drying to get me to suck his dick for money" as you ran away. Easy hundo.
>>676837041
Fuck off samefag, no one thought you were funny then and we still don't now
>>676835981
Yep. You are one.
>>676832101
cut the penis off and hand the man back his 100.
Make the 100 into a little paper hat and put it on his penis, then leave.
>>676833342
Brand spankin newfag
>>676833333
Nice
>>676837478
sorry
Suck the dick, money doesn't come without a price. Work for the money.
>>676831979
Take moniez and suck on ween.
>>676831979
You really only need 2/3 of a U.S. note... sorry benis.
>>676834794
You're the newfag. That's part of the joke. someone is suppose to say that .
>>676831979
Disconnect electrical outlet and shock his dick with 120v
I'd suck a dick if it had a penny balanced on it, let alone $100.
>>676836975
Perhaps option #2 may be:
Twist dick as if it's a doorknob, ram shoulder into wall and yell in frustration, "Why won't this thing fucking open?"
>>676831979
take the money, slap it with enough power to make the rest of the dick cry, get into the other cabine, kick his face then steal his wallet & leave
suck the dick then walk out and forget the bill
Shit furiously while not breaking eye contact. Wipe, then chew on head for a moment. Call ambulance, frame $100
Push back through hole with own dick, get blow because succ>monies
take the 100 and suck the dick
>>676831979
Take the money, sprint out of the toilet, find a way to exchange into €
Stick needle in penis so he can't pull it out without bifurcating his dick.
Surprised no one said this one yet.
Take the penis and leave
>>676831979
karate chop it harder than jacky chan, severing it completely, walk away with new dildo and 100$
Lift dick up, jam knife in dick and pin it to the wall. Leave.
>>676831979
Take the hundie and applaud the man as that's a good sized cock.
>>676834548
fucking kek
>>676831979
remove the bill then suck it to see how it tastes. Then turn around and ride it till he cums inside of me
>>676831979
>Take the $100
>Drop pants and slowly ease the dick into my ass
>Begin to ride the cock as it sturs my insides
>Suddenly an urge, I came to the bathroom for a reason
>Without warning, hot chocolate shit streams from my ass
>The stranger attempts to pull away, but my ass clenches down
>The stranger begins to fight wildly against my anal prison
>Finally the stranger pulls free, but in doing so prolapses my ass into his stall
>My butt hose, now no longer plugged by cock, sprays a fountain of liquid shit into the stranger's stall
>It feels like like fire and freedom, and soon my muddy river ceases to flow
>With a strong flex of the prostate my organ draws back into my body
>I wipe my ass, exit the stall, and open the stranger's stall to inspect my work
>The man lay on the floor, near unconscious, and covered in my feces
>I place the $100 in my wallet, smile, and before exiting I say "see you tomorrow Frank."
>>676838792
Well yeah, but if he waits long enough he will go soft and be able to pull back through without much damage.
Something with this
>take piece of toilet paper same shape as 100
>quickly swap out 100 for toilet paper
>run away from the boulder
I'd absolutely just suck him off for a $100, honestly I'd swallow all the cum that cock would give me even without without the $100.
I'd see if he wanted to go somewhere more private and fuck me senseless. I'd lightly try and get money and/or drugs out of it but that is a beautiful cock so I'd give it up for free.
$100 the return, tip the suck, and dick.
>>676837681
Kek
>>676840191
So you carry gorilla glue around with you??