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Let's rewrite famous movie lines while keeping it's original meaning
>Luke, I came inside your mother
>>676806131
"Where we're going, we won't need infrastructure."
Hilarious, OP.
>u fukin wat m8
>this is what happens when you sodomize.
>nobody cared until I put this thing on my face
>ENGLISH MAN DO YOU TALK IT
>sarcastically, my garage is not for moors.
>This boat is inadequate for fighting sharks
>press your buttocks against hers
Set free the giant sea creature
Good idea op but i can't think of any
I'm exhausted of these snakes that had intercourse with their mothers, on this plane that had intercourse with its mother.
>>676806131
Half of naboo came inside that bitch
I will carry the jewelry to the mountain
>im a regal man with a crown of this planet
OP phone home
>later this evening, we shall eat food in satan's realm
The number that precedes two has difficulty using its legs to enter Mordor
>Tomorrow is Saturday and we are black as the ace of spades.
>i consume your frozen dessert!!
>if you construct it, he will ejaculate
>we currently reside in sparta
They called him meatloaf
>kids check it I own a goddamn river made of molten fucking chocolate
>My name is James. James bond.
>Move towards the helicopter.
>introduce yourself to my cohort of small stature
>You're a faggot OP
>I'm a what?
>You're a faggot OP
I loved OP and the chamber of BDSM
Conversation regarding Punch Buddies is prohibited
>>676810246
so bad it's good
>pretend to polish this clockwise, pretend to polish this counter clockwise.
> Tonight at the Pit, Everyone gets a Handjob
>>676810367
Lel
>>676810367
Lol, just now got this one
>>676806599
kek
>Fuck it's the Borg ALLAHU ACKBAR
Why is the alcohol traditionally made from sugarcane always in short supply?
'Self improvement is masturbation, because something has to replace actually jerking when you have raisin nuts and erectile dysfunction from roids'
>rumor has it that Inuits are frigid.
>>676810246
top kek
>Tell me of your father's employment
Oh no they are consuming her.
And then they will consume me!
OH MY RESPECTIVE DEITY!
>>676810559
>Punch Buddies
Kek
New Challenge: Make a famous quote as long and descriptive as possible
>"I am able perceive what you are currently pondering over. Had he in the past propelled six pieces of ammunition from his firearm or perhaps a mere 5? In fact, to let you know what had truly happened, in this thrilling course of events I appear to have forgotten my count of said number. However, considering that the firearm he possesses is known as the 44. Magnum, the single-handed firearm that which is the highest in proficiency on the planet know as earth, and is capable of very neatly removing your cranial appendage in a highly explosive manner, you must request of yourself an answer to this particular conundrum, "Do I feel a manifestation of good fortune?" Well, what say you, rebellious rapscallion?"
>-Harry, who is apparently significantly unclean.
Step backwards from my surrogate child, you offspring of a 'well known' female canine
life is like a box full of sweets. You can't be sure what will come out of it, because as long as you don't open the box all it's ingredients are in a superposition of every sweet
>>676811331
holy fuck anon
Self-determinaaaaatiooooon!
>>676811338
>Step backwards from my surrogate child, you offspring of a 'well known' female canine
What ho, ladz! Can I suggest we initiate lift-off and pave over this place with radioactive glass?
There is no other way to be absolutely certain.
>>676811552
Forrest Schroedinger
>>676811338
She doesn't call her a son of a bitch retard, she just calls her a bitch.
>>676811754
dirty harry EZEZ
>a standard NATO round.
>>676811943
Kek
>tbh gurl i ain't give no fuck
>>676806131
Doublemint
That happens to be your view on said matter, and my judgement has led me to other conclusions, good sir.
>Grow old and be succesfull
>>676806131
He says "no, I am your father" not "Luke I am your father".
>>676812568
Beat me to it. Nice one
>>676812716
"no, I came in your mother" is funnier anyway
>>676812716
>Hello. Let me first begin my making it absolutely clear than I am entirely unaware of your identity in every sense of the word. Furthermore, I have little knowledge of what it is you desire, among other things. If, by the slim chance, what you are in search of is a financial means of releasing my offspring from your captivity, I can assure you that I most likely do not possess sufficient funds to complete such a transaction. However, I do happen to have expertise in a very specific set of combat and tracking skills, which, soundly enough, are the end result of an expansive profession which I have spent a majority of my life in. These strengths of mine are effectively very unfortunate for someone in your position. If you chose to release my child from her captivity, which is no doubt your doing, there will minimal repercussions. My contentment will be reached and will not go out of my way to locate your whereabouts or follow you with intent of harm. If, however, you decide to not act within the ground of actions of have previously laid out before you, I will pinpoint your general location, I will locate your exact coordinates, and, finally, I will terminate your existence in this material world.
It is imperative that the seasoning should emanate.
>>676809992
>>676809838
The best ones.
>>676813244
Tooken
>Stopping here is ill advised! Flying mammals abound.
I quaff your partially gelatinated, non-dairy, gum-based beverage. I quaff every bit of it.
>>676813240
Low quality fuck yourself
>>676812568
>HAX
There are deceased people within my range of vision.
My demands are simple: a dairy enema and some candy to eat.
>>676813891
Fake and gay.
>>676814343
How fucktard
Rip!
I'll be here again in a jiffy!
>>676814452
Because you touch yourself at night.
>>676814452
>>676814343
>>676813891
Either samefag or the cancer is spreading
I myself shall lug thou through past the entrances of Elysium. [Nux] I'll anticipate thou. [Immorton Joe]-sprinkles carbonated steel-Thou shall mount boundless, lustrous and metallic.
>>676814593
Cancer.
I've had enough of these mother fucking reptiles on this mother fucking towel toppler
>>676814713
>towel
I will propose a resolution that he'll very likely decide to accept.
We are the people wearing suits with ties and will be wearing our sunglasses from time to time for our own safety, but you probably forgot everything I told to you right now
>>676809088
>>676814713
First ones better
I hope the energy follows you around.
Please return eye contact to me, i must inform you that I am your superior now
No one can deposit the infant by the abutting right angles.
>>676808564
>>676814663
>lustrous and metallic
I'd like you to meet my tiny acquaintance.
Put the currency on display for me, Jerry.
>>676808094
Not sure why I laughed so hard at this
>>676806131
>>676808094
>>676809838
>>676810246
>>676810260
>>676811338
>>676814169
>>676814492
>>676810246
Oooh, good one.
>>676806131
I kissed your daughter
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>She's being eaten by them! And then I'm going to be eaten too. Holy craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
>I'm going to offer to him a choice between doing what I want him to do and doing something bad to him if he doesn't do the thing I want him to do.
>>676806131
>Release your childhood trauma
>Release your childhood trauma
>For I have lost the ability to contain them
>>676814169
Kek xddd
>>676817103
top fucking kek
>Although we must part ways, we can find solace in recalling the time we spent together in the capital of France.
>This situation has escalated
>>676813244
Under rated
>The excrement has impacted the device we hang on our ceilings to cool ourselves
>>676817939
No it's fukin not you pitiful excuse for a human, you're so fukin retarded that if I bashed out the brains of my blind down syndrome infant daughter she'd still be able to suck my dick better than you, faggit.
Your Actions are emotionally disassembling me, Lisa
> The name's James Bond. James Bond.
>>676819752
You didn't reword that at all, buddy. Here, let me try:
>I am most likely the agent known as seven hundred spelled backwards
>>676819752
>>676810246
Already been done faggot
>>676811190
I must be retarded but is this Troll 2
>you were a good friend
Express greetings to my tiny companion.
sexually penetrate thou, but opening.
>>676820742
yes
>>676806131
We're gonna need a bigger ship.
Roads closed boss.
Geez.
>>676810260
kek
>if I remove your face covering, will your life be terminated?
>an action of that nature would be incredibly uncomfortable
>your mass is quite voluminous
>from your perspective
>Adequate job bacon
Until I next see you, baby.
>All those moments will be lost in time... Like when you cry while it's raining.
>the usually come at night, usually
>you cannot cope with the reality of this recent situation
>Given that I remove that article covering a significant portion of your visage, will you perish?
>You will find it to be highly excruciating-
>You seem to be a rather large fellow
>-on your behalf
>Actually, my name is Spartacus
>I'm extremely upset and I'm not going to suffer this anymore
THIS IS PROMINANT CITY-STATE IN ANCIENT GREEK AROUND 650BC!
>LATER TODAY, WE HAVE A PICNIC WITH SATAN
This is my tale of how my social presence was permanently altered. Please, relax yourselves and allow me to explain how I became the offspring of monarchs in a Californian Suburb.
im going to kill myself if I don't get any calls
9095491834
That's me btw id appreciate some compliments
>500 years of peace and switzerland gives us a fucking clock?
>>676825331
i've never seen that film
>>676806131
>I live in a place called Sparta
>>676825243
Verily, continue to retail us with tales of the Fresh One and his merry band of miscreants, the most notorious of which being the incorrigible His Jazziness the Jeff.
>>676815281
This one
>>676825331
Gr8 b8 m80
Would you describe that as a cutting tool? What I have here is in fact a cutting tool.
>>676806868
Underrated post man. It really tied the thread together.
I've seen things you wouldn't find plausible. Flaming space shooties. Glowing lines. All those thingies are gonna last as long as sweat in the shower. It is now safe to turn off your computer.
>>676810118
Fucking lol.
>>676825707
In the not-eastern part of a Pennsylvania city founded by Quakers, I was simply enjoying Baseketball minus the baseball with some friends when some rude-ass motherfuckers came and tried to shuffle my sprinkles. My mother was mortified, and sent me to this Californian suburb as soon as possible right after one last kiss goodbye
>>676826220
Samefag detected
At a given moment, located at the artistical instruction facility. I promptly inserted a member of the woodwind family in female genital tract.
>>676826220
Is everyone mentally abnormal? Am I the last remaining human that has the proper respect for the laws and regulations?
>>676827009
Oh zounds! How didst thee come into the inheritance of said monarchy? Thusly, how were you raised to said status of peerage?
>The textile floor covering definitely complimented the space within the structure.
>>676827086
Fuck off. I just got here.
>good evening old chap, I would like to invite you to indulge in fun activities for the evening.
>>676827472
Please, Donny, stifle it.
>>676811190
Kekekek
>>676827642
>Copulate with the thing, man. Let's roll balls.
>>676827642
Jeffrey, the twelfth of the month is already upon us, and unfortunately, I am forced to remind you of the impending rent you owe me. If you would he's o kind as to deposit under my door, I would be most appreciative. Hope to see you at my interpretive dance recital.
>>676828077
That's deep dude.
what is her approximate location!?
>In certain movies, at the point where the hero is about to dispatch the villain, he primes his pistol for the attack. Have you ever considered why the hero hadn't primed it before hand? It is because the very sound of the weapon being primed strikes fear into our hearts!
This beverage is of a remarkable quality. I would much appreciate the opportunity to indulge in another.
>>676827619
The plane was weird
Who the hell drinks citrus squeezings from a glass meant for fizzy, fermented grape juice from Surrenderland?
the people there must be pretty chill
or pretty uptight
Well, only one way to find out
So the aircraft gets to its base, and an officer is holding up a plate with my name. Ain't no cop gonna twiddle my diddle tonight. I left for a cap decked in clean license plate and chance mirror decoration. when I got to my relatives' house, I told the cab driver to visit me later for a good smell, but besides that, I was finally at my new home, amongst other Californian Aristocrats.
I'm not pointy because I only labor and not jerk it
I have a message for all of you that I am sure will excite you a great deal. Ohh yes.
>bro, where's my automobile?
>Dave, I lament the fact that I will be unable to comply with your request.
I arrived to masticate and mutilate buttocks...and I'm done masticating.
>This artifact belongs in a viewing area for others to enjoy
>>676806131
>Luke, I secreted you from my penis.
Han being lowered into the carbonite freezing machine
>I want to have sex with you so much that my hormones have convinced me I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
>I may be too fucking useless to carry this small metal band, but I have enough belly fat to hall your anorexic midget ass up this volcano.
> eat my polished iron buttocks
"I am past the age limit that this occupation requires"
>I arrived with the sole intention of inflicting pain and chewing gum. Unfortunately, there is no gum in my possession.
> I will return.
You should do the thing, it would ensure I have a pleasurable afternoon.
Previously, a bureaucrat examined me. I swallowed his organ, followed by some protein, and then enjoyed a glass of wine.
>>676806131
Soylent green is derived from human beings.
Kindly remove your odoriferous hands from my person, you pitiable nappy nigger.
>>676810246
top kek
Candidly, my female friend, I don't care.
Follow me if you wish to be not killed
>>676807736
lame
