This will probably be the most beta thing you read all day.Here goes:
>Try to be socially adjusted now.
>Have some friends to hang out with.
>Couple of them are grills.
>We like to get high together and stuff.
>Tried to make a move once.
>"You're more like a brother to me anon"
>Balls deep into friendzone
>Think there is still chance for me.
>She's coming over to my place on friday.
>Both she and I are about 8/10.
>Still pretty sure I'll fuck it up being beta.
>I always do.
Any tried and tested methods for similar occasions? Do female aphrodisiacs really work? Any other methods? I'm really that desperate for some pussy, /b/. Pls halp.
rape her to prove your alpha status, you both wont regret it
>>676803912
Post pic of you and her
>>676804331
Thoght about it. She's fun to get high with tho.
No kidding
Go watch some movie, lights out , sit next to her , take your dick out and ask her if she likes it, keep it hard and out, tell her to get close, get her hand and put it on your dick
Then i will leave the rest to you
>>676804499
fuck that made me die a little inside, the beta is to deeply rooted in you, give up and end your life
> 8/10
> beta
Choose one, fag.
>>676804744
8/10 in looks
beta/10 in virginity
First thing you did wrong was be nice; women like an alpha. Cancel on her. Do something for yourself to make you more appealing like IDK go on a date with another girl? or go work out?
>>676804695
alpha omega
>>676803912
Friend zone is demeaning to women and doesn't exist. You're a beta fag.
>>676804695
>>676804744
>>676805912
I fucking know it. My first sentence included word "beta".
She says youre more like a brother because she can obviously tell youre interested but doesnt want you to make an advance on her. There are two roads you can take.
>alpha the fuck up over a short period of time
>or ignore her and go for other chicks while occasionally mentioning them to her
Either way if you pull it off she'll wanna hop on your dick
not op but i have a beta story
>family out for vacation
>house alone
>i like to masturbate on omegle
>find a grill
>we are the same age (18)
>a lot of things in common
>she ask me if i want to fap with her
>i said no bcs i already know her too much
>she is happy
>we kept contact
>>676803912
I am locked in a chastity by my friend which she has a boyfriend...
she said she'll release me MAYBE in month or two
I'm just sitting in this for 3 weeks now, i don't even get boner....
>>676803912
if you are indeed 8/10 like you claim just find a different broad
>>676806673
Do you even masturbate in that? Why did she do that? So many questions
>>676806673
Do do you let guys fuck you in the mean time or what?
>>676806401
this happens to me a lot latelyy halp me /b/ plz
>>676806859
>got drunk
>made stupid bet
i can't get hard, masturbate, fuck etc.
if i had any private situation with girl (fe on a party) i would only be able to lick pussy
>>676807082
no, she doesn't care at all she just want's me to send daily pics to prove it's locked
>>676806673
timestamp and we'll believe you
>>676807315
What will happen after she takes it off? Fuck her?
>>676803912
Work on yourself. Read some MGTOW blogs but don't buy their shit.
>>676807462
it will be extremely painful?
>>676807411
here ya go
>>676807462
no she will just give me the key and that's all
I have to admit she didn't take advantege of me like "clean my room or i'll throw the key away"
>>676807824
Doesn't take advantage of you, much to your sadness im sure. Cuck
>>676807824
still dont believe
>>676807824
anon you know you can just cut the fucking lock right? you dont need to put up with that shit
>>676807811
for you...
>>676808100
but I'm a beta and i won't to make her happy
>>676808246
want*
>>676808100
He let his friend who wasn't even single put him in a chastity cage. He obviously isn't thinking straight.
>>676807824
She puts a lock on your dick and won't even let you fuck her afterwards? Wow, you, sir anon, are even more beta than me.
-sincerely, OP
>>676805912
>Friend zone is demeaning to women.
>Kill yourself faggot.
>>676808635
i told you so
>>676808246
no dude fuck that shit! who fucking cares about some bitch that IS LITERALLY COCK BLOCKING YOU. I mean comon you must have some strength to want to regain control. i know its in you anon rise up and free your dick. be a man.
>>676808895
Be calm it's probably a fetish he's actually into.
>>676808798
Seriuosly though, I always wondered what happens when you get a boner in that thing.
>>676807824
King /b/eta
>>676809073
1-3 days hurts, then you get used to it and your cock understands he can't get fully hard so he stops trying to
>>676809024
it's unfortunately not
>>676808895
i love her way too much and it makes her really happy, i want her to be happy even if that means i can't use my cock.
if i masturbate i always think of her anyway and I don't want to have sex with any other women
i got one
> on craigslist casual encounters
> t4m
> see one that looks passable looking for blow for blow
> she blows me, feels great
> takes her skirt off
> dick is huge
> too big to get any good thing going with this
> try to suck and suck
> going at it for 20 minutes
> she says cant cum from this
> tells me its only fair that she cums as well
> i shake my head in agreement
> do not realize she is talking about anal
> she pulls out lube
> she is sucking me again and working my anus with lube
> tells me to get on stomach
> she starts sucking my cock this way
> feels amazing
> stop and crawls up behind me on knees
> the cold lube on her dick feels great as she pushes head slightly onto my hole
> she is a champ, fucks me for 15 minutes
> flips me over on my back
> makes out with me as she fucks me, nipples rubbing on me
> basically hug fucking me as she blasts my insides with cum
best fuck of my life
>>676808895
Kekd at images and post combos
>>676809518
Hurts to read this.
Good luck to you.
>>676809814
Stop saying she you faggot
>>676809814
>shakes head in agreement
>>676809518
An hero
>>676809518
this is gay as fuck
>>676809518
Dude stop, it's going to fuck up your dick. You need to get hard to maintain elasticity and proper erections.
How do you masturbate? Do you do prostate stuff?
Fuck I feel so bad for you
>>676803912
Cancel with no reason.
Ignore her until next week.
Wait for her to contact you. When she asks why and what you're up to say 'just busy'. Don't elaborate and don't pay attention to her.
If you have any chance at all she'll come after you in a week or two.
>>676805912
No, my collection of women drinking urine is demeaning to women. Friendzoned is nothing.
OP, go for kiss. Otherwise tell her you aren't interested in just being friends. If she insists on this faggot brother shit, tell her maybe some other time and then don't make contact again until she does. If more than a few weeks, bail on her entirely.
>>676803912
The mistake you are making is putting her on a pedestal.
Don't look at her as what you think she is, look at her as what she is: A female. If she see's you as a brother start talking to other girls. Or keep her around your orbit as a friend and your social status goes up. Trust me, I do it all the time. I'm always around a cute female friend. They are great to practice your game on which you can disguise a friends thing.
>>676803912
There are no tried and tested methods. Get that pickup shit out of your head.
Be confident and flirtatious, and get in her space. Sit really close to her, legs touching if possible, and touch her a lot while you talk. If she's high, even better. If she seems to be responding well, try to kiss her. If you kiss her, you're in. If she shuts you down, find someone else that you don't have history with and repeat.
>>676806673
So you aren't even fucking this chick.
Holy fuck, you're basically scum.
>>676803912
Just be confident my dude. If you're really 8/10 girls will notice you. You need to be confident for them to remember you. Make her laugh and you'll be good. Will you get laid that same day? Probably not, but don't be a pussy and beta out.
Ask her "why haven't we fucked yet?" after she's left and had a good time. If she's into you, you're in. If she's creeped out just pretend it was a joke from one of the stupid threads on /b/.
>>676809518
If you're serious about this you're just about the biggest beta and cuck that's ever been.
She has a boyfriend she's fucking yet you're dreaming about her so much you'll let her lock your dick up for her sadistic amusement? This is next-level sad.
>>676810965
But he's an idiot. That or he's so psychologically damaged that this is what he thinks love is.
I don't get why he doesn't just find a fetish chick who would lock his dick up but at least fuck him afterward.
>>676809518
NOOOOOO WHYYYYY Get a fucking hold of yourself dude. I don't know who this cruel bitch is, but WHAT THE FUCK
>>676806290
So change that. Rape her.
>>676811353
Any tips on how to build confidence?
>>676806673
every time you think about this girl, I want you to picture her fucking her boyfriend and laughing at you. with him. they are both laughing at you.
cut the lock
be free
>>676811833
Dubs says you should rape her
>>676811060
this is a terrible idea, for the record.
>>676812487
How the fuck would you know?
>>676811983
What I do is I just ignore or don't give a fuck about anyone's opinion of me. How others view you might bring you down sometimes, so just take it out of the picture. No one's opinion really matters besides your own, you do what you want to do. You won't question yourself as much because you won't care what others say. You'll be an alpha beast, anon.
>>676812670
you don't get people to like you more by being a dick to them/ignoring them. if you ignore a girl, she assumes you don't like her, like a normal fucking human being would.
>>676813242
Ignoring isn't being a dick.
And you're so fucking wrong it's clear you know fuck all about people.
>>676813242
Girls aren't normal
>>676811983
I became the most confident after getting a lot of social validation from getting into exclusive clubs and after getting a girlfriend. however, i realize now that all of those things are actually easy if you have confidence. so...realize that there's no actual substantive difference between you now and you with confidence except that you don't believe in yourself. nothing changes except your mindset. so...pretend you already have a girlfriend. how do you feel? are you as worried about impressing other people? no. because someone already cares about you. take that attitude forward into your life.
>>676803912
Don't listen to these retards.
In order to get out of the friend zone, don't be a faggot and just stop talking for awhile. Seem disinterested. But you must be happy without them. Look like you're actively working on your life.
Eventually you should be alone with her and start pulling moves. Cancel friday.
>>676811983
Same way you build muscle
>>676813522
lol you enjoy your life and I'll enjoy mine. going off to have sex with my ivy league athlete girlfriend tonight, so I guess I'll probably enjoy mine more.
>>676813605
>clubs
>nambla
>>676813564
this type of thinking is what gets you zero pussy. girls are just like you, but with a vagina. if they seem mysterious to you, you aren't observant.
>>676813242
Half true.
If girls are into you from the start, all you have to do is talk to them every once and a while but seem like you're always too busy to hang out. I have a friend that clearly had a crush on my for at least 5 years when I was still in middle/high school. I wasn't trying to be rude, I just didn't feel the same way. I would talk to her the same as always so it was like I was giving her what she wanted, but always left her wanting more because I never wanted to hang out outside of school. Truth is she's still into me despite dating someone else.
>>676813947
>>676813947
Girls are not just like guys, you retard.
Women are attracted to guys for different reason than guys are attracted to women.
Different ways of thinking as well.
>GTFO
>>676813764
Of course you will.
>>676814042
I mean clearly there are exceptions for normal human variation, I'm just saying that the exception is not the rule. a well adjusted person will not keep chasing someone who expresses disinterest, especially if they're a cute girl that a lot of guys are hitting on. they have a lot of choices of who they can have validate them, so if you seem unfriendly they'll just tell themselves you seem like a weirdo and move on
>>676808246
....
dont be weird
>>676809518
Holy shit anon you're a lost cause.
>>676814214
idk why I'm fighting you on this. I guess I'll just keep being happy and banging my girlfriend and leave all the rest of you to your angst and locked up penises.
>>676814716
kek
solid advice anon
>Couple of them are grills.
>>676813764
this made me cringe
>>676812487
No, this would get him the fuck out of the "friendzone."
>>676803912
Well OP I don't know how to put this, but since you've already friendzoned yourself- making a move probably won't work. But you should still do it anyway. Also I've had like no success for randomly going in for the kiss, I'm no expert but I would just avoid that. Try to ease into that position slowly. Good luck. And it really doesn't matter either way.
>>676815419
>>676803912
You're not gonna know this bitch in 10 years and life is short. You gotta make a move OP
Join the over 18 teen chat
https://www.reddit.com/r/VIDEOSX_NSFW/comments/474fio/ava_doll_bbw_huge_dildo_deepthroat/
>>676803912
just literally make any move. Dont smoke weed and just do anything like even watch a horror movie and sit close and she'll get start touching you. If she's coming to yours alone she's definitely interested.
>>676807824
how does it make her "happy"? how often does she ask for pics, and is she the one that comes up about it everytime or you ask her if she wants to see?
>>676813564
Forever alone virgin detected
>>676814989
only thing is that your girlfriend weighs 200 lbs and she's ugly as fuck, enjoy LoL kiddo
>>676818782
It's actually weirdly validating to be so many standard deviations above your baseline assumptions.
>>676808895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ9hvsA900w
This song's chorus immediately came to mind with this amazing anti chastity speech
>>676819614
weirdly validating to be a lying weeb, waiting for a proof that she isn't ugly as fuck.
>>676807824
fuck man you're sad. Your friend is a fucking cunt
>>676809814
>Gayest man alive award.
>>676821408
You'll get no proof. I'll get the satisfaction. Seems like a good deal to me.
>>676822320
ya blew it, weeb
>>676803912
Anybody know what category I could look up besides panties aside to get pics like this?
