ITT: gay anthropomorphic animals.
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ITT: gay anthropomorphic animals.
Does anyone know a way to deal with ants effectively?
>>676804090
petrol and a match
I like gay porn. Does anyone else like gay porn?
>>676805204
I don't want to burn my house down.
>>676804090
You could gather them into a tube and slide them into your butthole
>>676805682
I mean, only if it's gay enough.
>>676805893
I'm serious. These bastards are driving me crazy.
>>676806117
They use scent lines to move the colony. which means you can use something like chalk to literally draw a line where you dont want them.
Seal them up, spray them with murderkilly spray.
>>676804090
lick them up like an ant eater
>>676806990
That would kind of make sense. Would using some disposable disinfectant wipes work to remove the scent lines?
I think my problem is that they are going up the trees and getting onto my roof with the branches and entering all over the house through there. There isn't any particular source or room where the ants seems to be emanating from. Like, I've seen them in my bathroom, my kitchen, my living room, my bedroom, etc.
>>676807672
buy the stuff that they eat and bring back to the colony. then the colony eats the poison and bam.
>>676807672
Yeah that would work, but the nice thing about chalk is that it stays where you put it.
>>676807924
I believe I did. The thing was labeled as 'ant-bait granules' which I think they're supposed to eat and die from. Hopefully they'll take some back to the colony and the queen will die from it. Although I bought some ant traps a week ago which is supposed to do the same thing but the ants don't seem to be going for those.
>>676807935
Doesn't chalk ruin the paint on walls and stuff?
>>676808626
have you placed the traps where they are walking?
buy Terro brand if you havent. works pretty well for me.
>>676808626
It probably depends on the kind of paint. You should keep to using it on stone/wood/concrete.
someone lick my taint
>>676809425
Why would I do that?
>>676809536
because i demand it and its an honor for you to be humbled by my delicious taint
I see new people in this thread.
Hi people.
>>676808849
>>676809149
Thanks for the council guys.
>>676809699
Then I will gladly do just that
>>676809830
>filename
I watched that video earlier...
>>676809784
The call of penis and butt was too strong too resist.
>>676809784
Hi
>>676810009
That's understandable. I, too, find it hard to resist cocks and asshole.
>>676810055
How are you today?
>>676810333
Sup spiderman man.
>>676810316
Good. Shaved butt, now making myself go to bed
Fuck T-Mobile.
>>676809784
hoi
>>676809830
no prob yo
>>676809833
good boy
>>676810473
Whos spiderman? Is he here?
>>676810502
somebody having phone troubles?
>>676810491
>shaved butt
Braver man than I. I did it once, and never again. Mostly because I don't want to have to deal with the upkeep.
>>676810530
Sup mofo?
>>676810502
Meh, they're not bad.
>>676810634
He's you silly.
>>676810502
use verizon
>>676810803
watching Child 44
sup with you?
WELL THAT WAS A WILD RIDE.
>>676811156
y? how?
>>676810803
This is the third tme I've done it and I hope I will keep doing that.
>>676810803
Awww u so kind to spiderman =)
>>676811221
Just life in general.
It's a wild ride.
>>676810931
Listening to a podcast. What's Child 44?
>>676811248
It does make it all nice and smooth and stuff. If you regularly have things going inside your rectum then it would probably be worth it.
>>676811274
Spiderman's a person too. People deserve some amount of respect.
So gay
>>676811156
You son of a bitch.
>>676811448
dang girl. you enjoy the ride though?
>>676811564
its movie about ssoviet police guy investigating a serial killer of children and stealing their organs
>>676811565
no gay
>>676811564
I haven't done any serious butt stuff lately, but it feels good nonetheless. And looks better too.
>>676811733
Hey can you loan me like 50 bucks.
>>676811786
THAT DEPENDS, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN RIDDEN BEFORE?
>>676811837
neigh gay?
>>676811786
The policeman steals the serial killer's organs? That's some extra-judicial justice.
>>676811968
What for? Also, no.
>>676811786
That sounds good as shit. It on netflix or?
>>676811874
All true. Not got anyone who's willing to put things up there?
Also, hot.
>>676811564
Awww thx so nice to spidey
Kind of a weird request but am currently fapping to gay anthropomorphic animals. I'm a huge sub and would like for one of you to command me to cum. I know, I'm a huge fag <3
>>676812160
HOW DARE YOU NOT SUPPORT YOUR VERY OWN DEAREST BROTHER.
BITCH.
How've you been?
>>676812215
Sadly, no, only my fingers and a few objects I have lying around.
>>676811994
Nay* gay
Yay.
Just to let u all know
>>676812322
Cum hard you huge fag. :3
>>676811328
Hawt, I love large insertion
Ugh. I think they might be carpenter ants.
>>676812343
I asked you that a while back on Steam after you suddenly started talking to me. You never replied. That makes you the bitch. Bitch.
I make below minimum wage, I can't support the both of us.
>>676811968
why yes I have.
>>676811994
nein schwuler
>>676812160
oops lol. i meant that the killer is stealing the kids organs, and the police is investigating . that'd be badass if he was stealing the killers organs
>>676812215
i got the DVD through netflix but i dint think its on stream
post for me the boy pussy
>>676812696
MOAR POISON
>>676812267
How goes everything?
>>676812353
That's too bad. I'm sure you're cute as fuck.
>>676812702
That's too bad. Seems like the perfect kind of fucked up that I love.
>>676812785
i prefer the man hole myself
>>676812535
I came :3 Thank you so much! <3
>>676812700
Maaaaaaaaaaan. I'm pretty sure my laptop died and then I just never bothered to respond, I'm really sorry about that.
You're going to have to suck more dick behind the gas station to make rent if you want to give me that money.
>>676812910
lol but its still an interesting story.
>>676812954
but you didnt post pics? psh
>>676812785
Boy Pussy is the best kind of Pussy
>>676812954
No problem. Used to helping people cum.
>>676812910
Good just goin around threads giving the word of spidey
>>676810759
>>676810803
They cut off my internet on my phone all afternoon for no reason.
>>676812702
I prefer my intentional misinterpretation of the plot.
>>676813049
Well I'm good. Work has kept me busy. In fact I have to meet one of my supervisors tomorrow.
I never suck dick. Besides, I make enough to easily afford rent and eat. I can't support your broke arse too though.
>>676812702
3: but...maybe a lil gay?
>>676812931
i am a constituent of the emasculation sector
>>676813166
ah, a fellow
>>676813555
that sucks, i wish you well sir
>>676813567
i prefer it too. we should make a movie about that!
>>676813604
i will allow .23 grams of gay.
>>676813567
That sounds nice, what are you meeting about?
But chet, I'm skin and bones!
>>676813374
Sounds like fun. Got any preferences for pics?
>>676813555
I share my plan with my mother and while I haven't had any problems she had some serious problems there for a little while. It seems like it's fixed herself for her though so I got nothing.
>>676813301
Hot as fuck.
>>676803387
PLEASE kill yourself
Boy pussy is definitely superior.
>>676813803
I can't afford to pay actors. We'll have to find an actual serial killer and just make it a snuff film.
>>676813997
I don't see how it sounds nice. I don't think anyone likes meeting their supervisors. I have not met him yet so I've been told to meet with him by my primary supervisor.
Aren't you around food all day? Can't you just take some of that?
>>676813803
I don't know if I'm capable of dialing back the gay that much.
creamy bootyholes
>gay anthropomorphic animals
how many types of faggot is that?
>>676814468
well thats what I was thinking. who will play the anti hero? the one who will steal the killers organs?
>>676814533
well what is the maximum reduction of gay you can?
>>676814597
yes please.
>>676814468
Well, maybe you two could get all buddy buddy and you could get a super cool raise.
Okay, fine, I'm manipulating you. I want more drugs.
>>676814171
Anything spiderman or Deadpool what about u I'll convince spidey to look for something for you
>>676814775
I can opperate at 69% gay...that's as low as I'll go.
>>676815035
check your privilege!
>>676815131
I will allow it this one time
>>676814598
Less than you.
>>676814775
I don't like having footage taken of me so you'll play the starring role. I know my way around the insides of a human so I can advise once you have to get your hands dirty.
>>676815035
Can't. My pay is non-negotiable and is a fixed sum every month.
I can get you drugs. Just not the kind you want.
>>676815124
Horse cocks pretty much.
>>676815131
That one of the Bad Dragon dog dildos?
>>676815341
Splendid.
>>676815357
WHAT KIND OF COMMIE SHIT IS THAT, CHET?
I'll settle for some prozac.
>>676815478
No. Is by tsx or something. Off amazon. Non toxic materials and what not. It's called the wolf man.
>>676815478
Umm ok so I'm new to this thread u mean fake ones right
>>676815357
I accept this role and I also have some experience inside the human. this will be a masterpiece of the century
>>676815526
but next time I wont be so lenient
>>676815743
What if I try and sway you with the booty?
>>676815700
Is that your butt anon?
>>676815703
Either or really.
>>676815896
That will not work on me. I am immune to the booty and do not accept it as bribes or currency
>>676816150
Best banana split.
>>676816161
Yes it is! Don't wanna post it too much. Here's my site with pics and vids. timbypup.tumblr.com
>>676815743
I think the nature of our experience differs greatly.
>>676815611
It's not commie shit. Not everything that takes place outside of the US and you are unfamiliar with is commie shit. We've been over this. God.
That's not on the menu. I don't have confidence in that stuff anyway.
Fags
>>676816161
Hope i did good for u
>>676816664
well either way I accept
>>676816530
What region you live in?
>>676816842
Not my favorite, but I appreciate the effort.
>>676816530
Your quite the cutie
>>676816664
I WILL SHOVE MY AVERAGE AMERICAN DICK IN THE UK'S SNOBBY FACE.
Good call. They put me on prozac in my teens. I attempted suicide later on.
*you're
Impregnating a boy produces no baby.
>>676817010
prozac made me insane. no me gusta that med
>>676817156
well i've made babies with men many times
>>676817368
Did u poke holes in the condom?
>>676817368
Oh yeah?
How'd it make you insane exactly?
>>676816908
Ok I'll leave you to find a child murderer.
>>676817010
Not in my face you bloody well won't.
Sounds about right unfortunately.
>>676816975
Well spidey will take it and with that Farwell i must spend the word of spiderman else where but i leave u with this
>>676816824
Totally.
>>676816975
US, Florida.
>>676816977
You are quite the sweet anon <3
>>676817156
That's what they WANT you to think.
>gay anthropomorphic animals
Just say furfags will you
Any of you been to a glory hole ?
How was it
>>676817637
Do good work anon.
>>676817666
Too bad.
>>676817666
Nice trips, where in FL?
>>676817614
No, of course not. I'm scared of you.
Things with Tay going well? what about your hand and wrist?
>>676817747
Scary and wasn't worth it
>>676817666
Do you like the musk of a manly man?
>>676817974
Care to explain friendo ?
>>676817549
i tell them i am fixed and cant make babbies. then trap them when they get preggers
>>676817584
i was way more suicidal. cutting myself like crazy. having more panic attacks. doctor said he would have to have me committed if my suicidal thoughts and cutting got worse. i was also losing touch with what was real or not.
but after a month we dropped it because I obviously wasnt getting over that initial hump.
>>676817614
I wont be long. theres plenty of crazy people in this state
This is now a Spiderman thread. I'll start.
Edo, I know you're here.
>>676818738
>>676818738
>>676818738
>>676818440
Sounds terrible. I never really got into the self harm thing, but the panic attacks and suicidal thoughts were real, losing grip of reality.
>>676818304
Strangers are scary and I had no memorable moments from it. It's a dildo that cums really
All you faggots should kill yourselves.
