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Be honest anon.
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>>676802578
because i cheated on both of them an they found out
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>>676802578
Shy boyy ayy lmao
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>>676802578
I had to move back in with my parents and don't know how to date someone when I don't have enough money for gas.
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>>676802578
I'm fucked up, stressed, depressed, get angry easily, jelaous and I only have a girlfriend that I'm in love with.

The last girl I fell in love with was a cold hearted bitch that doesn't believe in relationships cuz "ppl always break up" and only cares about money. We're still friends after all the shit she did and I don't know why I still hang out with her, maybe I still have feels for her or something...
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Because I'm a pussy
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>>676803091
I know that feel bro
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>>676802578
I do have one, she just doesn't know she is yet.
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well, I'm addicted to tranny porn and I'm intimidated by most females while also thinking secretly that none of them are good enough for me, that's the short version I guess.
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>>676802578
Because I'm a total recluse.
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>>676802578
Had one, we broke up. Currently jerking it to internet porn.
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I'm short. 5.2. Had a couple of short(kek no pun intended) relationships and a long one for like 4 years. Now I've accepted my fate. I'll work and play vidya till the day I die.
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>>676802578
I do have one, and shes a femanon
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>>676803399
Double dubs don't lie
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>>676802578
My gf left me a couple months ago. Since I'm looking for girls again I noticed that all the girls left in this tiny village are ugly as fuck. I guess I need to meet people from outside.
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>>676803305
>Break down from loneliness and go HAM on all dating sites
>Get CUTE 18 year old girls to want to go on a date (I'm 30 fuck you)
>Even tell them I had to move back in and they're cool with it
>When that point comes it hits me
>How the fuck am I going to do this?
>I have to fucking ask for gas money
>Feel miserable and just stop talking to them

What the fuck am I doing?
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>>676802578
She died
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My mam drilled into my head since i was younger that im not allowed to touch a girl, and if i would ever try to have her to my house my parents would never stop talking about it
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I just tense up around a girl too much to get to know a lot on a deeper level. sometimes ill randomly get confidence but I get all tensed up because self esteem issues but my self esteem is getting better. But ive had bad acne before and i never got laid during those times so mostly that lol
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>>676802578
Tfw have a gf
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Because Im a fag
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Because no woman would want to date an unemployed, fat and depressed mexican kid who lives with his parents and has a wardrobe of ripped up hoodies and 3 year old sneakers.
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>>676802578
Femanon here. "Anon" doesnt have any personality trait other than being nice. Develop some more personality traits guys.
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I would love one, but I think my wife would get pissed. I could use the sex, however.
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Because I need drugs and alcohol to survive. Sorry if when I have money or making money I spend 100% of my off time shit faced or blown out of my mind. A few short flings of girlfriends but no one can help me ride this crazy train of life
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Haven't applied myself and don't intend to. Believe it or not, I'm happy with this choice. Maybe one day that might change, but not today.
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>>676804122
Partially true, varies from a person
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English women tend to have a small gene pool.
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>>676802578
Being alone is better tbh in my opinion. Also because hookers are so much fun.
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>>676802578
Women are a waste of time.
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>>676802578
I don't want to spend all this energy and commitment just to get my heart broken again
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I'm terrified of rejection so I just never even attempt to ask a girl out, even if she seems like she might like me.
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Three girls cheated on me in row, think something's wrong with me even though I know I'm fine deep down but can't come to trust anyone enough to get close to them. Have had plenty of chances, just can't make myself trust someone.
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>>676804328
>being this beta
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>>676802578
i'm a fattie
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I have struggled to get social experience up until recently, and I'm worried I still end up going for the wrong kind of girl that won't love me back. That or I get worried I'll fuck things up and then fucking up because I'm worried. And pursuing someone I don't really care about just to have someone to fuck ultimately doesn't do much for me, so it's a slow slog building up experience. But it's getting better, and I'm pushing myself further and building confidence all the time by being more and more a person I like to be and not worrying so much.
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>>676804122
wtf does that mean? Do I have to change myself to someone that I am not so you guys would like me? Then you dont like me for who I am, you like the one that I pretend to be. Fuck that.
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>>676804122
It's retarded how so many males think being nice is good enough.
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because i'm married
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I'm too beta
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>>676802578
I cant have a girlfriend, my wife would kill me.
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>>676804472
Truth has been spoken. I havent had a girlfriend since i laid off my normie mask
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>>676804612
fuck
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I have two choices,
>Have girlfriend, no money
or
>no girlfriend, money, and all the pussy i need.
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Just got out of a long term relationship and I remember how badass freedom feels.

I'm also shy as fuck and am forced to live in an area where I don't identify or relate to anyone so things are difficult.
Feels confusing man.
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Cause I'm fat
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I'm a socially inept retard. I know I can be a good friend, and I try to be there when people are feeling upset or down.
But I rarely get any concern when I'm upset or down.

It's like I'm a friend for them when they need a friend, but when I need one no one is there.


But as said, I'm a socislly inept retard and should shoot myself in the forehead tomorrow.
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I literally have no clue how to talk to girls, I don't even know where to begin.
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>>676804438
>Devoting this much of your time to try to get women aka a baby to baby sit with emotional problems
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Fapping & whores are cheaper
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>>676804114
Do you have a boyfriend then anon?

>>676803924
Sorry to read that, wanna talk about it? Maybe helps you
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>>676804472
If all you are is nice, then you're just the big brother I never had. And I like that. Just not in any sexual way whatsoever.
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>>676804328
Hookers, /b/ro! They ain't a waste since you're paying.
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>>676803743
You can do it man! The girl who lives across from me has a boyfriend who is short as hell. No stopping him.
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>>676804219
imagine never tasting anything sweet in your life. You've been eating bland healthy food all your life and you're like food is good it sustains me I like this. I know there's all these tasty foods out there but it's too confusing to try to experience those other flavors. THATS YOU TIME 100 get it together
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>>676802578
Couse' usually girls friendzone me. Yes. It's pathetic.
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>>676802578
Because bitches like you never gave me a chance, that and I don't think I would want one rn Fam too much shit going on
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>>676802578
I am not visually appealing.
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Because I have a wife. But I want a gf now, wife is terrible.
Not sure how, never cheated on anyone before.
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>>676804961
Legal in my state, still would rather spend my hard earned money on some coke or speed, but that is just me.
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>>676804472
I'm so sick of the whole concept of having to play games and that it is the norm. I want to relax and feel free around someone who likes me and who I like for who we are, not because we manipulated each others emotions into becoming dependent. It's pathetic and depressing that this is so rare, even to see in others who I'd personally not even have any interest in.
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>>676802578
Cause I'm lonely
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Because I have a wife
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>>676803234
you sound like a giant girl stuck in a man's body.
All I read is feels feels feels I'm a little bitch.
Maybe that's your problem
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>>676804612

sooo, you didn't think that might be the kind of occasion to get a haircut for?

or at least maybe wash the grease out of it?
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>>676802578
Because I am an asshole and no one like an asshole boyfriend.
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Because I fucked up, as simple & as complicated as that.

Because I'm not who she wants or who she thought I was.

Because I'm a stupid prick that can't do anything right.

Because instead of doing something about it I'm sulking on a goddamn message board.

Even if I were to do anything, it would be way too late. She's moved on while I seem to be stuck in the same place I've been for nearly a year.

She's changing & living her life while I feel like I just froze in time when she didn't love me anymore.
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I'm selfish and prefer being forever alone. I also like relationships where you're both assholes but each others asshole and most girls can't be that.
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>>676802578
Because I've dated enough girls that I realised that all they are is unneeded stress. That and useless meat sleeves.

Dudes are better off single.
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Beta as fuck and a fat ass. Working on losing the weight though.
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Why would you need a gf when you have waifus?
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>>676804036
>still your on /b/ bragging about it
wanna kno how I kno u lie?
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>>676804996
But if that's all I know, and am content with that. Why change what's been good to me?
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>>676804612
Ultimate beta cuck
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>>676804916
If you wanna talk I'm not doing it on here
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>>676805126
this
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>>676802578

I don't have a GF because it's PRICEY !!!!

- gift for birthday
- gift for Saint's day
- gift for anniversary
- gift for monthiversary
- gift for every year graduation
- gift for Xmas
- gift for Easter
- gift for New Years' Eve
- gift for Helloween
- gift for March 8
- gift for St.Valentine
- gift for newborn kittens of her cat
- many, many, many gifts for making her forgive some of my non-existent wrongdoing

I did not count cinemas, pizzas, paying for everything in a date, paying for her train tickets, and so on.

>TL;DR: I'm single, that is, I'm saving big bucks.
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>>676805267
It was in Scotland. It rains a lot there.

And that's after haircut.
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>>676804943
Then no thank you. No offense I dont understand that logic/taste at all. I would never change myself for someone else just so they would like me. Imagine yourself if some guy that you have been crushing on and you make a move at him and all he say is "Yea, you are cute and all at. But I dont like this and this about you. Change it and we will be together" Would you do it then? And if you are willing to do that, then you just a fake person to yourself and everyone else.
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>>676804122
>mfw 95% of girls pull this shit on men whom they don't like or just to feel powerful.
Care to explain what "personality" means? Or you don't know it either and are just spitting out shit.

One last thing...

TITS or GTFO back to Facebook, you whore
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>>676802578

Because it is my job in life to bring sexual awakening to as many nerdy girls as possible before they give up and go into porn
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>>676802578
after two marriages and a few girlfriends i dont care anymore, tits and pussy is no longer special, and despite women being pretty and sweet and affectionate they can also be bitter old bitches too, i am happier being alone
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>Most women who are into me I'm not into, then the ones I'm into are not into me.
>I'm lazy and not lowering my standards to fuck nasty bitches, but since I'm lazy I'm out of shape and look like shit and this is why I'm not complaining. I shouldn't expect an active girl to be attracted to me in my current state.
>I enjoy the silence, and my hand never disrupted my entire fucking day with its problems.
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>>676805112
Hookers like speed and Coke. Some even like to hang out and do Coke and chill.
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>>676805298
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story of my life
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you can always have her >>676803564
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>>676805269
How are you an asshole?
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>>676804530
>protip: frend zone don't exist. Most of the time it's excuse for waving off any red flags she put on you.
Mfw you guys are actually dumb enough to belive in the frend zone. I can swear on my mother's grave or bet $1M dolla that a girl that finds you attractive will always, ALWAYS turn a friendship into romance. If she doesn't, it's because something about you turns her off. Then it would most likely turn her off even if you were to go on a date with her or after the first weeks together
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>>676805126
Yes that is exactly how I feel.
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>>676805627
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>>676805361
Because you dont know what you're missing out on until you try it. Can't roll back the years and say man why haven't i been doing this for years I regret all the years I chose to stay ignorant. It may not be for you but you don't know it's not until you try it.
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Change and adding things are not mutually exclusive anon. I said to add things to your personally, not change it entirely. I've had plenty of sexual relationships where the guy was nice, but he had more to that. I'm sure you have many qualities in your personality that includes being nice and much more, you just need to embellish that.
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>>676805269
Girls like assholes
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>>676802578
Because bitchs be trippin.
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I have a 9/10 or 10/10 fuck buddy, so what would anon need a girlfriend for?

the rating is based on other peoples opinions. Know guys who'd even leave their gf's for her.
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>>676806107

especially shitstained ones
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>>676805306
Hookers!!!
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>>676802578
I met a girl, thought she was awesome,
I fell in love, nice 2 or 3 weeks of dating.
Found out she plays me and uses me like a toy.
Here's the joke: she fucking hates me.
La la la love. I tried to hard but she torns my feelings like I had none, and ripped them away.

God, I love that song so hard!
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>>676806068
So should I skydiving, bunji jumping, and go snowboarding too when none of these things appeal to me whatsoever?
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Im a depraved lunatic. Every sexual experience I've ever had resulted in tears for someone. I had plenty of girlfriends, enough to figure out that i am poisonous.
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>>676802578
But I have one..
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>>676802578
because i'm a girl.
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>>676802578
Because I trapped myself into marriage
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>>676802578
My wife frowns on that sort of thing.
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I tend to idealize women, so I'm intimidated. When I find a way to see one as a normal person I loose interest in her.
I still love my first girlfriend, broke up with her 4 years ago. Also hate her.
Hate the fact than every social interaction is a hypocritical acting. Don't know how to do it.

I'm a good looking guy, Crossfit every working day, i've been to college (btw, bad writing because I'm not english), i've travelled a lot, have many friends, joining the army in a quite good rgt next week...
Shit I hate this world.
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>Be me
>Enlist into the Army after highschool as an E-3
>Go career military and spend 20 years in and save loads of money due to no woman or kids to deal with
>Get the army to build me a free house
>Retire from army with a little over a million dollars from proper investing and interest
>Buy some properties and rent them out (Real estate is a snooze where I am)
>Get large chunks of money from these properties and buy more
>Sit at my house while people send checks to my office where I don't even have to go
>Sit in my house and watch money flood into my bank account and play warcraft
>No bitch nagging me
>No shithead kids mooching of me
>You are a fool if you think a woman will make your life better
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>>676806219
>Know guys who'd even leave their gf's for her.
Lmao. Sure youuuuuu dooo
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still waiting for my last one to come back :, (
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>>676805476
Hookers don't cost much either.
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>>676806090
Oh this was meant for: >>676805578
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Beta, white, not good looking (not ugly though, that's a plus, I guess...), either extremely upbeat or suicidal (in like 2 week cycles.), no free time, no car, no muscles, otaku (ie I watch anime like 1 day a week.), very often a /b/ lurker, underachiever, take your pick.
But I'm nice to people and I have a lot of platonic girl friends.

>inb4 total weaboo beta faggot kys.
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>>676806029
you're not even this supposed "femanon".
Are you that lonely? :)
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>>676805476
being this much of a jew
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My standards are too high for the dumb as rocks trash that lives in my area.
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because the girl i like and have been fucking for 2 months is married.

FUCKING CUCK. GO DIE ALREADY.
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>>676804328
Hah, What is worth your time?
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>>676806654
THIS
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Haven't got the confidence to sustain one, i pussy out as soon as they like back </3
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>>676806681
meth
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>>676806519

>white

that means you are the cock king of china and almost a billion women want your cock inside them
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>>676806400
You get a commission from ROTC?
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>>676806418

TL;DR: spends a life in the Army, invests everything to play Warcraft, turning 80y.o. and yet a kissless virgin
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>>676802578

Still with her, going well
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>>676802578
fat, shy, and i browse /b/
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>3D
>No 2D master race.
OP, I have a waifu, I don't need a 3D whore.
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'Cause I'm a beta fag who doesn't know how to have a proper conversation with anyone, much less someone I like and want to date.
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>>676802578
Im not wonderful, Im a jerk.

Thats why I dont have a gf.
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>>676804860
That picture...
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>>676806790
Nop I join the french army mate.
8ème RPIMa.
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>>676802578
she has a boyfriend
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Dick too big, would probably kill someone
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small dick
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>>676807074
Now now! Proof or bullshit anon. You know the rules.
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>>676806519
i can relate. but not into anime and i drive. but everything else hits prefect
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>hate myself
>depressed
>anxious
>skin disease that im self concious about

Yea life is agony why would i want to share my misery with someone else. At last im not a virgin.
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>>676807195

It's a joke. An old one.
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my right never says no
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>>676802578
Because the only woman more important than my studies is my mother. The rest can fuck off
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>>676807281
Shit went over my head!
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Because I'm a beta, white and (words of a whore) weird guy. All womans are whores, thats the reason I don't put a vagina on a pedestal.
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>>676807380
i can tell by studies you mean studying male anuses
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>>676802578
Because i don't want a jobless leech mooching off of my hard work.
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>>676802578
It would piss of my wife
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>>676807509
Ever consider traps or men?
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Probably because im psychopathic and have an appaling personality
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>>676807380
>I only kissed my mother.
I read that.
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>>676807803
I would date you, anon.
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>>676802578
Because the one girl I'm actually interested in doesn't give a fuck about me.
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Somehow women can't with my suicidal tendecies.
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>>676802578

Completely unable to flirt and not currently sure as to why. Probably some sort of mixture of confidence issues and serious anxieties, judging by how hard this is to type right now

oh my fucking god I am not going to get laid for a long time
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>>676807709
That constitutes half of my scientific endeavors, yes.
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Because I never go out.
If somebody knows the town "Wunsiedel" I'm germany can reply to me. It's fucking boring here.
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Because I'm not a wonderful guy
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I don't feel shit, girls come and go. There's only one I ever cared about but I didn't realize it until it was too late. I'm ok drifting through life without any real connections, it doesn't affect me anymore.
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>>676808071
*in
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>>676807794
I am not a fag, the traps are an option but is extrage find any.
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I sorta kinda do, I guess.

I mean, I've been dating this girl for a month now. We have sex pretty regularly, but she also claims I'm not her boyfriend. Is this normal? Wat do?
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>>676802578
because she wanted to get married after 2 months after we've been fucking on the weekends
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>>676804116
This is amazing
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Am I the only that prefers hookers to having a gf?
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because i'm actually a sarcastic piece of shit and i'm a broke college student
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>>676802578
Because I'm not polite and won't put in effort.
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>>676805152
How's being emotionally dead?
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>>676804116
Holy shit anon!
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>>676802578

the things i enjoy doing never bring me in contact with women, and I am too absorbed in those things to take time out to talk to women, I'd have no issue keeping a girl
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>>676804347
R u me
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>>676804116
this is pretty much me to
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>>676808136

>yfw
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>>676808371
Hookers are great and all, however I don't think you can beat the feeling of waxing the fuck out of your girl, cuddling all night, making her breakfast the next morning, and having sex like 4 more times. Hookers want a lot of money for that.
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Because I'm a colombian. The whores on my country are bitches who only like two meters guys and whites .
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>>676806029
Aren't those fucking sparrows?
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>>676808280

If she's fucking you, and she's definitely not your girlfriend, then she's a fuckbuddy

congrats anon, unless you love her, in which case, kill yourself now
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>>676802578
I have autism/social anxiety. (and real girls arent as cool as fake ones)
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>>676802578
because it's not fun when she drinks, and she's always drinking
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>>676804116
Minus the ripped up hoodies holy fuck that sounds almost spot on me.
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>>676808884
weaboo fag detected
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>>676807509
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You sure? Im an actual psychopath (spent years in therapy) and am fully unable to sustain a healthy relationship
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>>676802578
never got into the situation to get a girlfriend
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>>676802578
my only joy in life is getting high and playing games
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Because I don't want one.
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>>676804347

This is literally my exact problem

what the fuck do, anons
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>>676807929

You sure? Im an actual psychopath (spent years in therapy) and am fully unable to sustain a healthy relationship
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>>676805126
100%
I like me, I am a good and interesting person. I'd rather be me and single than lie and be with someone.
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>>676804122
tits or gtfo "femanon"
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because I post on 4chan
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>>676802578
because im married
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>>676804788
this
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>>676802578

What a bunch of betas. I am trans (MtF), have a girlfriend and a boyfriend (i am poly). You all are very very sad.
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>beta as fuck
>social anxiety
>asperger's
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>>676804347
>>676808578
I don't like being rejected either, but when I do, I conjure all the criticism I can about the girl and rant off to everyone I know, including her friends with things like "she could have told me she wasn't interested, like an adult would do." or "I didn't expect these childish tendencies from her to ignore me rather than act like an adult" and I pretty much let everyone know and everyone understands and pretty much lowers their respect for the girl, especially her friends. It's so satisfying to get a girl's friends on your side when she rejects you, they come after her like a hound of wolves asking her why she rejected/ignored me and she ends up feeling bad for it. In return, I tell everyone that I'm glad (which I genuinely am) that she rejected me because I misjudged her character so much, I feel much better about myself now.

It really comes to bite them in the ass when a girl rejects me, and I'm use to it. I just know how to play a game when things don't go my entirely my way.
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MDMA, the answer to everyone's problems in this thread.
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Cause I'm a gayfag and only interested in cock
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>>676809465
congrats, you made an observation about socially withdrawn beta faggots. this is 4chan. this should be obvious.
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>>676802578
Because I'm a psychopath.

>not even kidding
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>>676808871
Well that's the thing, it's not a typical fuckbuddy situation. We've taken each other out on several dates, spend the night together often enough, she has even told her friends that we're dating and she doesn't talk to anyone else. Dunno how to take it.
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>>676809569
FUCKING KEK
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>>676808695
But girls don't do that nowadays. And all the ones that do things like that are already taken by the handsome guys.
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>>676809569
Can I see a pic of you?
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>>676803495
Yeah I'm there with you
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Apathy, concerns outside of a partner to complicate things, know I can get ass if I want it. Emotional connection however...
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>>676808951
this is true
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>>676802578
i do
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>>676809465
Can I see a pic of you, Ms. alpha?
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hpv nigggaaaa
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Nice me too, is it because you just dont care or cant maintain a normal relationship?
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>>676809509
same here anon
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>>676802578
> be me
> hate being with random people
> no gf for 5 years
> last one was a jealous psycho
> can't be bothered falling for that shit again

so thats it.
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>>676802578
Because I have no idea where to go and find a decent women that doesn't involve drugs/drinking/clubbing.
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Because I can't stop thinking about death. I want to bash someone's head in with a hammer, push someone in front of a bus, jump from my office building, cut my skin off, strangle a stranger, shoot someone and light myself on fire.
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>>676802578
Because my wife has told me on many occasions she'll divorce me if I ever sleep with another woman. Hard to have a girlfriend in a small town if you have a wife you are committed to. I think her jealousy is cute though. She's always telling me she sees girls giving me the eye, I'm oblivious but it makes me feel attractive when she tells me. It's good to be married.
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>>676810047
Every day brings you closer and closer to death, anon.
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I'm a hermit that
Doesn't have friends
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>>676809779
Here you go anon. Your turn
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>>676804143
Same club here b/ro... dem feels.
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I'm not.
Neurotic, lazy, selfish and without drive.
I don't care about me so why would i even remotely begin to care about you?
I actually said that to a girl who was interested in me. She started to cry and called me an asshole
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'cause these hoes ain't loyal kek

my last gf tried to trap me via pregnancy while speaking to other guys behind my back (and doing god knows what else) all while trying every trick in the book to emotionally blackmail me into being her personal beta-male provider

atm I'm currently "talking" to some hoe who's engaged and who regularly sends me nudes and openly talks to me about other guys she speaks to who she considers fucking. she admits loads of stuff to me about the darker side of female nature and how females in general seek to take advantage of weak-minded guys who wanna take care of them and provide for them.

I don't have a girlfriend because nowadays, relationships for guys are a bad deal in general. both financially, mentally and emotionally, and because no female sees a relationship in the same way as a male.

females see relationships as financial transactions, e.g. sex for cash and prizes, and they see the guy as nothing more than the cashcow provider. whereas the guy is usually pussywhipped and sees his girlfriend as a goddess.
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>>676810110
I sure hope you got a prenup. As I think everyone should before they get married. In fact, I think everyone shouldn't get married, but if they do, get a prenup.
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I am physically unattractive
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>>676809465
Inb4 pic related.
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>>676802578

Honestly? Because I don't trust people. I've dated 2 girls, and I've "hooked up" with 5. I'm 20, in college and what I see around me disgusts me. I wouldn't want a relationship with anyone. I don't trust people in general, I don't find most people I meet in general (not just women) are uninteresting and fucking dumb. I don't like sounding pretentious and I'm not trying to come off as "unique" and "nobody understands me" type of angsty asshole but all this preoccupation with social media, stupid music, dumb TV shows, drugs, clubbing, raves, video games, general shitty pop culture etc. It's not my type of thing. I prefer to just have a beer or scotch and read a book. Or go to the beach, or for a hike. None of the people I meet have any remote clue about anything going on in the world. Their idea of being informed is turning on CNN and believing everything a newscaster or politician says. I've had plenty of "moments" with girls and one actually asked me for my number the other day. But I have no interest in pursuing anything. I don't like people, I'd much rather just be alone with a dog and bottle of vodka and my favourite book.

On the bright side, at least no false rape accusations.
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Because I can't get over my Ex, and therefore tend to block all feelings I could have for any other girl.
I just can't get her out of my head, and all I ever think about is her.

Since she broke up for fucked up reasons, I just can't get interested or attracted in another women. Even if they verbally tell me, that they like me very much, I need to be a dick and turn them down.

I suck, honestly. I know I should get over this, but I can't and I miss her so badly.
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>>676809618
>>676809987
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>>676802578
I'm a social retard that's why. I'm not a bad looking dude and have actually had women express interest in me but I brushed them off because I'm afraid I'll be boring or something or I just can't find the motivation to socialize to that extent. It's been getting better though. I do "plan" on asking this girl who likes me out but I'll probably just pussy out again. I've had multiple chances but just end up looking at my phone listening to music fantasizing about being in a relationship with a qt. I really have to get the fuck out of my own head. I'm going to miss out on so much of my fucking youth if the goes on.
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>>676809569
Good enuf reason kek
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>>676810387

sorry, for the typo

I find most uninteresting*
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Because I don't like meeting new people and despite having good genetics I Cleary don't care that much about my appearance
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women i like never like me and the women that like me, i would never be with. i almost got scammed online by a woman i never met asking for money
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My wife keeps scaring them off
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>>676810196
Yeah, I don't bother saving pics on my computer either, I just upload them to FB and delete the original.
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emotional trauma
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>>676802578
Because we live in a society where women have become cheap, easy, vapid cunts whose only purpose in life seems to be being a trophy all the while claiming to be "strong" and "independent" and I don't want a woman who can be bought.

I've been there, they will eventually leave you and I'm done playing that game.
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>>676810196
Hot/10
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Because mass culture breeds anti-intellectualism and boring people.

Because what I like, a rational yet optimist anti-system "ra-ra-fight the power" person, is rare in rural areas.

Because I am more picky since past unpickyness resulted in bland relationships
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>>676810387
>How to be an Annoying Asshole 101

tbh lad you sound like the most boring person in the world. You would literally rather sit at home and drink by yourself than go out and experience literally anything else life has to offer. Blame it on other people being boring as to why you can't get a gf all you want, but until you look inwards you're gonna be a real lonely asshole.
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Because I'm a registered sex offender
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>>676806295
Absolutely fucking yes.

Don't think about it, just do it. There will be a point in your life when some things might become physically impossible for you to do. Same thing can happen mentally too.

The funny thing about regret is you don't know you'll have it until you already do. Don't give it a chance to happen, /b/ro
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>>676810778
Eastern European are much different than this. They're actually grateful to their man and know their place.
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depressed, no real drive to achieve anything and not pretty enough to make up for my other flaws, plus im too insecure now that ive been rejected so many times

idk how it happened, 10 years ago I was pretty alpha and doing better with girls than most my age
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>>676802578
social anxiety, also I hate myself.
I never really listened to the stupid phrase "you cant love anyone else if you dont love yourself first" until I realized that I feel like Im not good enough for anyone cause Im shit
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>>676810905
Well, I'll consider this greatly. Thank you anon.
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>I'm 28
>I'm a fucking teacher so I spend all my "free time" doing stuff for work anyway.
>Surrounded by women everyday who just complain about stuff.

I'd be a shit partner and 80% of women can bitch for their country. I don't even give a shit anymore.
I have a house, I'm fixing it up. The "spare bedroom" will be a fucking kickass office with a beer fridge. I'll order curry whenever I want and any time I do get that pang of regret about not getting with that hot blonde girl who really liked me and I didn't have the balls to tell her I liked her too...I'll drink myself to sleep.
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Schizoid. The idea of romance eludes me.
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>>676802578
because im ugly, overweight, and am extremely shy which in turn causes low self esteem and barely any confidence to ask anyone out. not like any girl would say yes anyway.
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because she's with someone else.
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>>676810196
Would give you cock
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>>676804143
Ditto
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>>676802578
But I do, and I'm lucky enough to where she wants sex frequently.
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>>676811324
Why not try out some of your students?
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>>676810831

No sorry, but I disagree. You don't know anything about me. I'd much rather do what I mentioned as opposed to going to some nightclub to hang around a bunch of STD infested sluts and dumb fuckboys. I have people I hang out with, but I prefer quality people over superficial idiots who have nothing in common with me.

Maybe I should clarify. I can get a girlfriend. I've had 2 in the past, and there is a girl interested in me now. But I don't want one at all.

Take the cliche "look inward" crap and shove it up your ass dude. Who are you? Master Feng Buddha? I know what I want and that is not to associate with people whose idea of "fun" is dropping acid, drinking shitty tequila mixed with cola and going to some rave to grind with sluts and faggots. Until I meet a woman I actually feel I have something in common with and enjoy being around I'm not pursuing anything besides casual fucking.
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Because unless it's one of the top 5 hottest girls at my school there's no point to it. I've had multiple girlfriends but I always end it because I get bored
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>>676811324
my sisters husband is a college teacher, and theyre like 27. it wasnt a problem for him
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>>676802578

29
Dating is a seasonal thing here, hard to meet people in the winter. Last fall I made a bad choice and ended up single for the winter, but already hooked up with a 8/10 last week so I'm on my way
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>>676811412
Let's be honest, she's better off without you.
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>>676810387
What is your favorite book?
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Because I withdrew from society to sterilize my thought processes and my social skills regressed to the point of a child's as a result.
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>>676811866
I know, that is why I...
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I'm ugly and have a small Weiner..
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>>676811937

Probably Notes from the Underground. How about you?
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>>676802578
I don't have a girlfriend because ever since women were given the vote, they've been covertly trying to control more and more aspects of society including individual male's lives

Feminism has ruined gender relations.
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I had 3 girlfriends that I banged and all of them cheated on me. Last one didn't even stop talking to her ex as we dated. I don't trust them, nor do I find the pleasure of sex appealing anymore
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>>676802578
because I am awkward around women and im also in an open relationship with someone. (not my girlfriend though).
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>>676812196
I'm with you anon, I'm with you. This is what makes me consider dating foreign women.
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frankly considering the amount of a cunt i am, the question i ask is more how i've managed to stay in a relationship for 3 years.
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>>676802578
Because I'm married, have a kid, a home, and a career.
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>>676811659
Bad idea bear.
>>676811834
I teach kids in an inner city British school whose previous head was arrested for REASONS . We aren't talking quality working environment here.
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>>676811669
Who the fuck said the only thing you can do is go to raves/bars?

Go to a coffee shop and watch a local artist play, play chess with strangers at the park, ride your motorcycle to some random town, discuss philosophy with your friends friends, go out to new restaurants with your friends, take your parents out to breakfast, stay up til 2am stargazing with that "casual fuck" and you might find shes a lot more interesting than your dumb ass is willing to admit.

"lol the only thing u can do is go to raves and fuk sluts" are you retarded? There's so much more to life than that. You're fucking 20, stop acting like you have anything figured out until you actually go do even 2% of the things possible in this world
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>>676802578
because i'm looking for another virgin to satisfy my agenda
>#trustory
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>>676806315
>Every sexual experience I've ever had resulted in tears for someone

I really want to imagine this applies to people who aren't participating in the sex.
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>>676812519
the real mvp
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>>676812399
You are living the life, anon.
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>>676810785
>>676811444
thanks bb
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>>676811669
Oh, and news flash, you can go to raves and not do drugs. Like wow, what a concept, maybe if you went and socialized with people you'd learn this. Keep on staying home and getting drunk, alone, though. Seems to be working well towards making you a bitter asshole.
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>>676811980
Been in your exact same position. I used to be a "thug" and tried to appear involved in gang activity but then I changed. I isolated myself, started reading a lot, and started thinking about my future. I devolved into a friendless betafag over the course of a summer and girls who used to be into me quit talking to me. I've adjusted to new crowds of friends though and now, years later, I'm finally happy with myself at the end of the day
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>>676809542
How's that? I've done MDMA a fair amount of time but i've had some BAD trips that only increased my social anxiety on the long term.
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>>676812743
getting drunk alone at home, megakek
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>>676812114
Anna Karenina
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>>676810602
Right, I need the space for vydia games. I keep photos on my phone but I don't use 4chan on it
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>>676802578
I'm not that wonderful
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because im an arrogant uncaring loser who spends all day either on a compuiter or at work and wouldn't have the first clue if a women was showing interest in him in the first place
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