Lets get this conversation rolling.
> you decide the next message i send her
Fuck me right now, but you be the "man"
ed
>>676780684
Rolling for this
Dubs get
Lil weird reply but why not
Guys profanity will scare the fish away
Do you have a strap on? A nice big long chunky one?
Reply might get awhile. I got one's number, we only chatted about tea before i asked nr.
Same goes, first rey to this post will be sent as message :)
> chest pic
You are scum
>>676781720
fuck off
"Yeah I have the sense of humor as a queer grandpa."
Maybe tell a sob story about a previous gf?
Wait are we going for tits or?
>>676781815
I know you're jelly but don't make it so obvious, that's so silly
I'm ready for you bbygirl
>>676781720
B has no sense of humor ... :(
Write;
"May I interest you in a relationship?
The first three weeks will be fine, but after that you will slowly start to come to the realisation that we are not meant to be. You will try to convince yourself that it's only doubts, but after a while we will grow a hatred for each other and the boredom we inflict on oneanother, to the point where we must break up or end up hurting eachother. After that all will be good until I drunkenly call you crying, and you will eventually fall for my begs, and we have gotten ourselves into a spiral of selfloathing and pity.
Also I would like you to take a dump on my bellybutton"
###She replied
So why you talk to me
>>676782446
To see that gash
>>676781720
"You know I have never much cared for the Palestinian food, there is a hint of Jew feet to it
Op is a tryhard faggot
>>676782728
He knows how to start a convo with strange girls via text you moron, you could blame women for responding to stupid shit but I don't think you could think anything through enough to arrive at that conclusion
>>676782862
Haha
That stank bitch can't even type, like she has got to be intentionally butchering the English language for a laugh
ask her if she knows "what is a fastest plant"
if she says she doesn't know say: "michael schumacher"
I dont even get the joke but ok...
Dont know if she will take the bulge well hahaha
Your message is my reply
>>676784825
Ich wusste dass du n Deutsches kiddie bist als du nur "^^" gemacht hast. Cringey as fuck. Wie alt bist du, 16-17?
>>676785831
Sight.... dutch=/=deutch
Holland they speak dutch
In germany they speak deutch
Now i wont send her shit she wont understand lmao
Holy SHIT shots fired.
She is fun hahaha
Cmon guys. What do i send her. Make it something good
>>676786662
wanna see all it's glory?
>>676786784
do you mind if i masturbate to your picture? Not kidding.
>>676786784
>>676787115
>>676786302
Say: 3 inches of rock hard cock just for you
>>676787472
Can you show me something that will make it a little more interesting for me then?
>>676787472
she wants to fuck you
>>676787472
send dick pic and post reaction
>>676782398
Finally saw this haha
>>676782398
>>676788087
Faggot
shit thread
>doesn't haraam mean dirty and halaal means clean or whatever
>>676788087
send her : why haven't we fucked already ?
>>676788087
Let me spit into your beef pocket
### she replies
And you already making drama
>>676788380
yep
>>676780546
what the fuck are those notifications? did you miss a couple of prayers or something?
>>676788646
but i'm masturbating to your picture right now
>>676788646
answer: then lets change that (with this pic)
>>676788615
Yeah these are notifications for prayers indeed. How did you know :p
>>676789256
>>676788933
still this
>>676788746
>>676789256
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>676789256
due she's lloking for that DDDDD
>>676789256
answer : i dont give damn , i really want to fuck you , like really really (and with this pic of course)
>>676789484
Holy fucking shit....
Hahahahahaha
Never thought /b/ would actually pull this off.
Congrats boys Hahahahhahahaahahahhaa im dying
Full pic. Now only good lines fgts. I only choose the lines with too replies confirming want^^
>>676789803
Thanks for the fap
>>676789974
OH MY GAWD
this thread is improving slightly
>>676789803
nice bee
>>676789974
may i see your tits too? I really need them right now..
>>676789803
see? should have listened to us ;) tell her how hot she is and that you wanna see dat ass
>>676789803
i cant believe it worked. how good looking are you? share of pic of yourself op
>>676790305
want
>>676789974
OPERATION GET ANON NUDES IS A GO
OP please give her a link to this thread at some point and send here reaction
>>676790536
standing by
>>676790553
Only when she sends a nude!
Send this and say "the only thing ur body is missing"
>>676790668
agreed!
>>676790440
Hahaha
Send "what are those things covering your body, do they have to be there?"
>>676790553
nah don't do it. enjoy your your laid
>>676790553
this
>>676790897
Yes send this
>>676790803
what is your nationality?
>>676790897
This.
>>676789974
Ok anon.
Step 1: insert your penis into blender on max setting
Step 2: take pic and send to grill
Step 3: get penis reconstruction surgery
>>676790803
send a good pic of yourself op
>>676791241
Here or to her?
OP left us!!
>>676791241
here
>>676791379
Here, and send dick pic to her
>>676791489
> yum yummy
Be nasty dont send those emotes.
Op here. Im beardguy
>>676791489
you are a faggot Anon, seriously. Fuck off.
>>676791739
Brad?
If you don't already know that this is fake as fuck, you're more retarded than Opie.
>>676791739
>That day all hope was lost for OP
>>676791739
Send her a dick pic of yours no face
>>676791489
post dick pic, ask for more of her body. she wants you
>>676781720
>ball dragon gtx
>underage fag detected
>>676791962
Its 100% real. I post things that they sent me.
And ill sent tinder profile for proof
>>676792166
I know alot of dudes that still use dragon ball shit to this day
>>676792322
> What the hell
Abandon ship. Any good will has been destroyed by op.
>>676792322
you done goofed
>>676792322
whoawhoawhoa slow down here you're going a bit too rough now
WTF this guy.... You're fucking up this shit just listen to us
Time to let /b/ take control again OP
>>676792322
OP you cant say that you have been cockblocked by /b/, you were the one that fucked up, send her a link of the thread
>>676792322
apologize you nignog
OP you fucking idiot
>>676792322
apologize to save at least a tiny bit of hope
>>676792863
>but im tall
>1m72
HOW TALL ARE YOU OP
>>676792813
>>676792797
>>676792757
>>676792659
>>676792571
>>676792527
Now i see why you suck with girls.
It doesnt mean shit if they act like this. Women are emotional creatures remember. Nothing lost yet babies
>>676793119
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>676793119
Nice gains bruh
Its simple, don't wear anything.
