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s/fur, loafing around.
>>676747316
>>676747333
Hey kitty, let's fuck!
>Meor
>>676747433
rip
>>676747166
Well, you never know when you'll need spare parts...
And having the guy bleed out was good - I'm a firm believer in having the party's ridiculous actions come with sensible consequences. More than once the players were muttering at each other when I used the backstories they provided, and made them relevant. Wife was playing the dragon's mate (a half-dragon) and got multiple shocked looks about three sessions in, when they saw the kid that she had mentioned during character creation and in their introductions.
>>676747316
Well, isn't that...quite something?
>>676747459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwAgOqNvFGA
>>676747316
>>676747604
We've had to disguise ourselves in garb from a dumpster after blowing up a bar when someone looked at me funny, because we ended up fighting the cops and also blowing up the paddy wagon. Passed all our deception checks as well.
>>676747935
-Disguised PC wizard says she's going to bed
-wanders streets in bad part of town, dressed like commoner
-gets attacked by corrupt city guards
-Murders two, leaves one half-dead and bound in web
-Brings the bodies back because 'well, I shouldn't leave them on the street!'
-Group wakes up the next morning, finds out that she brought the bodies back to the inn
-Spends the day frantically trying to dispose of dead guards
-Rest of the campaign, every time he talks about doing something innocuous, someone chimes in with 'And no dead guards, right?'
Good times...
Fucking nerds
>>676748697
yooo
wassup
>>676748697
You know it. Hey Em.
>>676748769
Yoo not much what are you up too?
>>676748810
How you doing mah nigga?
>>676748415
topkek
>have pc human fighter
>separated from group at night
>notice movement in bushes
>stab bushes with longsword
>immediate screeching, pc sprayed with blood/shit
>guard was shitting behind bush
>other guards come running
>see pc covered in anal death stew with wide eyes
>guards run away
PC is named Bork Drive.
We draw what happens sometimes as well.
>>676748621
why is she mad? she took it up the ass
>>676748924
drawin frogs, choppin logs
the city granted us to chop a couple of trees with the condition of cleaning all the branches out.
so i got my neighbor + me chopping down trees for firewood and shredding branches for compost
>>676749168
He came then started pissing
>>676748697
Yo boi how you doin?
>>676748924
Not quite so good as usual - main computer's out with a bad CPU, so I'm posting from my auxiliary fur reactor.
Otherwise, mostly the same. How about you?
>>676748946
Ew. And awesome.
>>676749347
furry, not even once
is it jay naylor?
>>676749601
yeah, someone requested his comics. And my old fur happens to have a number of them.
>>676747935
damn thats groovy
>>676749219
When you said chopping logs i thought you were playing runescape kek
>>676749554
eyy mah man im all good you?
>>676749559
See above ^
Rip pc thou that sucks. Id be so sad if my pc died cause i cant pay to buy a new one lol
>>676749559
Yea, things get fucked up a lot. One PC regularly eats spiders, we all died when there was a car sized one that hadn't noticed us and they yelled "HEY BITCH WHAT"S IN THE BOWL?!" to see if it was intelligent.
It was only hungry.
I'll see if I can find pics of our binder.
>>676749988
Oresama is great, love their stuff.
>>676749991
I'm great, bein' trashy with a bottle of orange Faygo and corn chips.
so 420 is soon. a couple of my close friends invited me to smoke pot and eat pizza.
the thing is i have never smoked pot and im afraid that i might get hooked on it. that i will like it and start doing more, ruining my life.
>>676749991
Thankfully the processor that died is still under warranty. Just have to hear back from Intel so I can RMA and get a replacement.
>>676749996
Kek. Dropped a giant spider on that same group early on, after they'd fought a bunch of bandits. First time but far from the last they shat bricks that campaign.
Another great moment:
-Group hears that some brothels are using forced labor, possibly letting people kill sex slaves for money
-Starts barging into brothels, cause property damage to three before they find something interesting in the fourth
-Brothel madam offers to let them hurt some of the girls when they express interest, or have their way with a younger girl
-Psion decides 'fuck it, we're burning this shit down"
-Group's collective WTF face when they find out the werewolves were perfectly fine with being hurt with non-silver weaponry, and the little vampire is ~150 years old.
-Group adopts three werewolf whores as maidservants
>>676750871
then dont
>>676751026
im kinda curious though
>>676751002
Group thereafter asks the psion if he wants to go burn down a brothel every time they lack direction.
>>676751186
then do
>>676750871
If you already have some level of depression, probably not a good idea. Your environment and the way you react to it are what will make you addicted. When you dislike your life, it feels much better to be stoned all the time.
>>676751002
>werewolf whores as maidservants
Sign me right the fuck up.
>>676751205
is it worth the risk though?
>>676751358
I wouldnt.
>>676750257
sounds sweeet thou
>>676751002
What processor is it?
>>676751186
It's not physically addictive, I don't think? Haven't tried it myself, but if you aren't already thinking a chemical slide to oblivion sounds like a good idea, it's probably not going to change your mind.
>>676751339
I don't think they ever got the 'time of the month' jokes out of the way entirely.
Had them meet a crazy old female dragon who gave them an unexpected lesson in dragon anatomy when she cursed about an old foe they faced, and commented on how she'd cut one of his dicks off...
>>676750871
it tried it in early highschool like 7 times
racing heart and paranoia are not my things for sure
4 of 7 times were bad, the rest was horrible, I tought I'll die
weed, not even once
you can try it, but I warn you it's not working on everyone as it should
>>676751604
i7-4820K. An LGA2011 socket, so not trivial to replace - apparently I bought one of the last for my wife last April.
>>676751604
It very much is.
>>676751645
lol
>>676751358
Everything is a risk, and anything can be addictive. I tend to vidya a lot because I hate life. I tend to stress-eat some after driving because I'm autistic as fuck and my brain's going NOPEnopENoPENopENOPENOPE the whole time and I get so wound up I can't sleep. My grandmother tends to buy tons of foodstuffs because they're on sale and she's "addicted" to "saving money", even though though she buys more than the entire house can eat and ends up trashing 2-3k worth of untouched food a year. Marijuana isn't really any more habit-forming than any other stupid shit people do, and this is coming from someone who was going through roughly a bag a day for 2 years. When I decided to quit things got a bit more boring, but that was the end of it
>>676752322
Yes, hitting a bunch of people who a) never kept pet reptiles and b) aren't furries with that caught them by surprise.
Wife and I just thought the reaction was hilarious, used to have over a dozen beardies so I didn't even consider that they wouldn't have a pair.
>>676752324
>>676751339
well im not depressed or anything. things are great in my life, i got decent paying work, my own house with a little loan left to pay, im physically active and fit.
i guess im just afraid that ill lose it all if i touch the devils grass.
>>676752324
Listen to this guy. read up on the freudian concept of sublimation. Its all in the world around you, not in the thing itself.
>>676752878
Sounds like the only lasting effect you'r likely to have is disappointment in its effects.
>tfw you will never be able to bury your face in a furry girl's warm, fluffy coat
kill me
>>676751871
Here im sitting with an i3-2120 kek
Wife? I thought we had this thing xivius?
>>676752322
ive got some coca cola so im just chilling.
>>676751712
I tried it*
>>676753193
Lel, get a dog. And don't do any funny business with it.
>>676752324
I'm addicted to messing with shit. I can't leave most things I own alone. My car is fucky and so are all of my clothes.
>>676752764
That's golden
>>676752878
Well, if you're being honest, I'd say follow your gut. Do understand it is illegal in most places and you may react in a very different way than others. Be careful, at least.
>>676753201
I can't drink anything but diet, got the juvenile diabetes when I was 11, genetics are gay because I was healthy as well.
Now real soda tastes real weird.
>>676753388
>get a dog
>no funny business
Dogs are made for funny business. You can make them wear hats!
>>676753545
> you can make them wear hats
you can make them wear shirts too!
>>676753388
>implying your dog won't make any attempts at funny business if you don't
Well I can officially say, fuck cat scans
>>676753455
Ah yeah fuck that sucks. I have a friend who has diabetes he got it around 13 i think.
My girlfriend also has diabetes, Got it when she was young just like you.
>>676754298
Ahh diesel how are you?
-Emerald
>>676748273
I always wondered what the story behind this pic was. And if there's more.
>>676754341
Knew a guy who had it when I was...12? Type I is just the universe randomly shitting on people.
>>676754058
Delicious
>>676754298
Something go wrong with it? Or just a miserably boring time?
Any closer to solving the diesel mystery?
>>676754584
Yeah its pretty bad
>>676753970
what a cute
>>676754341
>>676754584
It's so gay, it fucks everything. Now I can't just shovel down food.
>>676754298
Y'all alright m8?
>>676754411
My ass is sore from the scan. How're you love?
>>676754796
Nah its just a horrible experience
>>676754912
Meh. You?
>>676754990
That sucks. Hope something worthwhile comes of it.
>>676754990
Did they give you a colonoscopy aswell?
Did they find anything?
Im pretty good now that you are here.
>>676754912
Speaking about food. Whats your favorite food?
>>676755178
Yea me too
>>676755199
No but they shoved a tube with a balloon on the end up my ass for the scan. Was not fun
>>676755169
I'm doing okay.
>>676755590
Cheese, fuck I love cheese.
And nothing hits the spot quite like Velveeta shells and cheese with cut up hot dogs in it.
>>676756163
Ah fuck yes cheese is amazing
>>676756010
Ah fuck. Well i really hope you are gonna get better soon
Im horny so im gonna dupm a bit
>>676756828
I may go get stuff to make this.
Damn.
>>676757444
Doo ett
>>676757165
So do I
Also I got some weird looks for wearing work boots and the hospital gown
hello everyone
have not been on one of these in a while
>>676757449
>>676757556
I'm gonna now.
>ASS
Truly a masterpiece of our time.
>>676758128
Why are people trying to make Jhinposting a thing?
>>676757981
hhahah that looks pretty funny
Here you go ;3
>>676758246
because i like him
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
>>676758453
Did he died?
Image
Limit
>>676758824
But does the belly want you?
>>676759641
Yes
>>676759767
This question has burned within for eternity, thank you for the resolution.
New bread
>>676761033
pls
pls
pls
pls
>>676761204
(You)
>>676761356
wat
>>676761511
Turn down foe what
dead
>>676759641
kek
you lazy bums
>>676761329
pmub
mub
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