Anyone a fucking doctor or shit like that?
I cant effort labiaplasty surgery. Its not that bad but I definitaly will do something about it.
How dangerous would it to... bind them off? You know, strangulate the parts and let them die off? Im serious
Either b8 or the beginning of something /b/ worty
what the fuck is your problem. you have a vagina, you literally rule the world.
cutting off your beef curtains wont changes your shit attitude when it comes to men
>>676729046
OP post a pic, I have to see why.
>also
No, just see a doctor about it and see options not involving something stupid
>>676729217
I fucking hope so, the more attention the better. I want answers. I want advise
>>676729046
That's totaly fine. Many people do that. Surgety is overrated.
>>676729046
Post a photo of your situation so we can give good advice.
>>676729046
let's go ahead and take a look.
binding would work, although the edges wouldn't be *right* (in surgery the edges of the incisions are obviously sewn together).
>>676729046
Post pic so we know how much you gotta lose.
>>676729046
I know how you feel. I would really like to live without a nose. To look more like Voldemort, obviously. So I'm planning on binding off my nose. Can't be that bad. Necrotizing tissue never hurt anyone.
I'd chew them off for you lovely.
>>676729046
you know the rules
show them tits then pussy
>>676729046
Show your vagina with a timestamp in order to get some advice because a proper answer only is possible after seeing the matter. MD-Gyn-fag here.
Ive seen man binding off their testicles, it cant be impossible
Just post full body. The procedure differes with each cup size.
Not a doctor, am in the medical field though. BAD FUCKING IDEA! Even if it didn't get infected it would leave scarring that would be a lot worse than large labia.
>>676729512
you mean the binding of isaac?
>>676729485
And by the way please provide the timezone you live in, time you stood up, last sexual encounter. This helps in giving proper adivce
>>676729455
yeah thats what got me thinking, too. But less tissue is better none the less
>>676729242
answer her question or shut the fuck up
I like large labias though
jesus christ society has fucked up girls. 1st word problems "i think my vag is ugly" , seriously go fuck yourself.
>>676729598
what the correct term then? not english speaker obviously
Greek Med student here , post a photo so I can see how big are they
>>676729242
this
vaginas are magic, count yourself lucky for being born with one.
>>676729470
you are an idiot.
>>676729046
>not that bad
>still willing to mutilate self
Are women really that vain?
post a fucking pic
>>676729589
any ideas on how to do it better? lie maybe a clipper I use everyday so they at least shrink?? am poor
>>676729512
binding of testicles actually works pretty well, on animals at least.
we did this to one of our goats (while he was still young and growing of course).
He didn't feel anything and the ballsack just fell of after a time.
inb4 Isis
>>676729803
The binding of isaac is a game anon, hes playing you.
>>676729046
if your afraid of how your vagina works then wear a belt to hide it and go anal only
I'm just saying, your luck with men won't improve. When you get rejected, these men haven't even seen your vagina. Obviously you got other shit to fix.
>>676729926
yeah and then you track me down and let everyone fucking know what kind of idiot I am
Medfag here, not only will your suggested procedure be extremely painful, it will smell and infect , which may in turn result in your curtains being snipped far more than you wanted to, scarring and generally turning your vagina into a disgusting mess. And I want to underline the pain you'd be going through again.
Picture not related.
>>676730067
gtfo then. pic or gtfo, you know the rules
OP I LOVE large, stinky labia. Fun to suck on... Oh please keep the labes.
large labias are awesome
>>676730181
THOSE ARE TESTICLES BRUH
>>676730051
well thank you, but in one way or another, every fucking huwill fall deeper in love with someone that is pretty
Thats a ballsack, almost had me there
No. Don't do it. Don't alter something you have no control over.
>>676729046
how about those skin tag removing kits at the drug store.
>>676730079
haha I thought if theyd get infected, maybe the doctors are so kind and do what I had in mind anyway. Cant imagine they would be so bad at their job to ruin my vagina
>>>676730181
That meat-butterfly needs a diet.
still no pic, why are we still in this thread?
I'll adress the elephant in the room. Just how poor are you?
>>676730578
Poor as in, maybe in 4 years Ill be able to earn money but I wont wait that long
>>676730442
You'll literally ruin it yourself, are you fucking dumb?
Just save for the surgery fuckass.
>>676729046
not dangerous at all, just more difficult to correctly bind than a ballsack for obvious reasons.
Actual plan if you're poor but still insured:
- throw some acid on them/burn them, otherwise mutiliate them
- go to ER let them fix you up, hope result is an improvement
>>676729046
OP, I'm going through nursing school and binding them off is a bad idea, mmmmm kay.
>>676730731
Post a fucking pic of your snatch. Nobody will find your sorry ass by recognizing your fat pussy. Are you bigger than these pics being posted?
>>676730181
i totally agree with that ! Big clit and big labia are really the best !
>>676729929
Don't alter yourself, ya shallow ho. Guys don't care about extra labe.
OP if buttseckz is an option you won't disappoint any man. If it's not an option, you're fucked (but not literally)
>>676730988
>bigger than these pics
>>676729929
None that I know of. Surgical removal is the only method I am aware of. Attempting to remove your Labia yourself is not a wise idea.
>>676730079
binding doesn't lead to infection if done properly. It's done with animals constantly and it doesn't result in infections at all.
>>676730181
>>676730422
>>676730506
>>676730623
sexy as fuck
>>676731110
Yeah... No...
Extra weight is never pretty.
>>676729046
when everything is about to go down 90 % of all males don´t give a damn what your ham wallet looks like.
>>>676730181 this is to much tho
at least for me
>>676730623
>>676730506
>>676730422
>>676730181
Jesus Christ, I think someone could turn those meat curtains into actual meat curtains!
>>676730897
ok but listen
>>676729929
Why would you do that? Having roast beef is fun, I always play with mine when Im bored. Most males dont really care that much and some even love sucking on that shit.
>>676731571
>>676731677
because Im a vain bitch and wont to be absolutely flawless for my girl
>>676729046
First of all, most men will not care what your pussy looks like when you're getting naked with them. It's more off-putting if you're making a big deal out of it. My first girl wouldn't let me go down on her because of her large curtains (similar to >>676730623) and it was killing me because they didn't bother me one bit. To start causing guys to avoid sexual contact because of it it has to be REALLY bad (like >>676730422 or >>676730181)
Also, gangrene is a bad way to get rid of anything.
>>676729046
I did this to a skin tag on my balls once. Smelled so awful and hurt like a bitch. Thank you for asking for advice before going ahead with it
What? You have a WOMAN'S labia. We men want WOMEN. Why do you want to cut them off??!
>>676732005
IM TIRED OF YOUR fucking most men wont care comments
I dont give a fuck what men think. Im afraid of what girls are into
>>676731910
are you a lesbian homosexuality?
>>676729046
Post your fucking cunt with timestamp then we will either ask for moar or make you an hero
>>676732321
Do it, I'm at work at a hospital right no . Brought this up to my surgeon mate and he says he can't think of any negative aspects.
Binding is perfectly safe, do not worry.
>>676732321
Then just get a machette and slice them clean off you fucking dyke
>>676731910
>wont to be absolutely flawless
HA! You're probably hideous as is, chopping your piss-flaps isn't gonna fix the rest of you.
>>676731501
>>676732321
Well that makes you even dumber. Im bi and literally everything else is more important than labia size. Would you turn down otherwise perfect girl because she has an ugly vagina?
>>676729816
tranny detected xD
>>676729899
yes
>>676732496
number 9
>>676732777
Yeah mane. Post your fucking dick OP!! HURRY UP YOU FUCKING CUCK.
>>676732321
> Im afraid of what girls are into
You mean lesbians, rite? What are they into, then?
>>676732762
yes. i'm lesbian and I would turn down a woman who had an ugly vagina, even if everything else about her is perfect.
>>676729046
how does Necrosis sound to you?
>>676729046
look at this and think..
http://www.greatwallofvagina.co.uk/great-wall-vagina-panels
>>676731074
>>676731483
Only if your a beta neckbeard. I don't want to wade through 5 pounds of loose meat. Jesus.
That said, OP you know this idea is terrible right. You're vag will look so uneven and fucked, not to mention risk of not just regular infection but staph due to it being in an unhygenic area.
>>676731074
>>676732882
Your story isn't holding up here.
>>676732321
>afraid of what girls are in to
don't care anymore, enjoy your mangled vag
>>676732882
aint nothing wrong with number 9.. its number 12 that frightens me..
>>676731501
>>676732714
If anyone thinks this is too much they need therapy.
>>676732882
Fuck off back to 9gag or Reddit you Fedora edgelord.
>>676732882
dont be such a unconfident bitch its probably fine and i dont think anyone would complain
>>676730181
stinky ? the fuck
>>676732906
what about number 9?
>>676732882
>>676732762
well if you are into dicks AND vaginas, you arent very picky anyway...
>>676733019
n 12 is less lol
Pretty dangerous
You'd need to surgically remove them once they died off without recirculating blood through the area
>>676732964
um you're a man, don't tell us about our organs. the vagina is self-cleaning. it's very hygienic.
just another example of men trying be 'experts' and authorities on our bodies. pathetic.
>>676733014
the first post wasnt mine
>>676733227
Vaginas are fucked. They smell and they bleed. They don't even feel as good as boi pussy
>>676732882
we need a live pic to judge for ourselves
>>676733033
I needed to see it spread, but she never sent it to me. But it does look like a lot to me
>>676729046
Mario Puzo would be proud.
>>676733126
i'm a lesbian and I love long labia. i'm into labia worship.
>>676733227
still stinks sometimes
>>676733380
gay men are so gross
>>676733506
Fat meat flap women with smelly pussy are so gross.
>>676733019
the fuck? I thought numer 12 is more lovely than mine? Its not poking out on the bottom as much?
>>676733506
>>676733576
Fags vs Dykes!
>>676733133
>>676733655
But it looks like a fucking bomba flower from Mario..
>>676733452
ok sorry to question this, but are you a lipstick lesbian, or more of a dyke? I only care for lipstick lesbians opinions
>>676733721
Week I'm not gay. I'd rather fuck a man than some rotting mound of useless meat hanging of some landwhale. Don't know about anyone else here.
>>676729242
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
>>676729046
my wife's surgery was covered under insurance. all you have to do is go into your doc several times complaining of uti infections and the labiaplasty will be covered.
>>676729242
Shut up, you needy asshole. Some dudes like me would not fuck a beefy cunt. It's disgusting. And >>676729046, It would be fucking dangerous to do that. Gangrene would be really dangerous there. Go to the fucking doctor, you idiot.
>>676734132
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
>>676733506 >>676733576
These are facts
>>676733864
seconded
Ever wear a bandana?
>>676730422
That axe-wound is gnarly.
>>676733961
Try telling this to Trump supporters... you'll be lucky if they don't spit on you, punch you or shoot you.
>>676729046
Back in 1995 I was 22 years old and hooking up with this girl I met on a BBS named April. She was cute and we were together for a couple months. She had these batwings down there that were truely epic, i'm talking several inches of flap that the word "meat flaps" does not do justice, these things were huge. But they were fucking AMAZING. I dont know what it was but her pussy was the best pussy I ever had the good fortune to plunge my dick in repeatedly. She was fucking amazing. The position didnt matter, her movement didnt matter. Her pussy was like sticking your dick valhalla and getting sucked off by a valkyrie. This btw coming from a guy who was getting a ton of strange in the early 90's thanks to working at a few clubs and titty bars. She put the rest of them to shame without even putting effort into it.
I got drunk for a whole week at one point and ran her and her lady friend off because I was a young idiot. Not the point of the story though.
Forget what your pussy "looks like", unless you have some infested green goo dripping sarlacc pitt going on down there I think its as pretty as any other pussy. How does it feel? Do you even know? Because guys check out the pussy last, and they are not expecting much. Its a pussy. Wow them with how it feels and they wont care if it looks like Steve Buscemi's face.
>>676732882
roll
>>676732714
nom/10
>>676729046
.......? its normalu vapid, shallow, fucking cunt.
if u meet a man and his reason for not liking u is ur pussy flaps...which by the way most women have....hes a fucking liar and ure a goddamn moron for believing it.
>>676729046
Don't do it by yourself, you'll ruin your body.
Medical procedure is done under local anesthesia, but you won't feel a thing. Healing is complicated, perfect hygiene and wound care is required for good heal. If your outer lips are bigger than ppl post photos of, it is actually a health threatening condition, because you may catch it in the zipper or underwear, leading to cuts amd infections. Are you insured? If yes, talk to qualified surgeon. I guess you're from US? Maybe try going to Canada for this. I'm from Europe, don't know how med system works between those two countries. Again, don't try to do it by yourself, nor inflict harm to get care. You'll be forwarded for psych exam be4 any1 snips you anything, because of self mutilation. Surgeons study for 15 years for a reason, dear. Best wishes!
I just want a gf with a cute pussy like that and want to make her as happy as me!
>>676729046
leave it the fuck alone it's better the way it is
>>676734870
That's one beautiful pussy.
binding them off is extremely dangerous and I would not advise it as you are not a doctor and you will fuck it up somehow and you will mutilate your vagina, don't do it unless you get it done professionally.
>>676729046
>effort
lool retarded as fuck
Femanon if you really are a femanon, who cares. Fuck off and die, I'm sick of hearing all your bleeding heart bullshit. Why don't you go live in some shitty 3rd world country like Nigeria or Somalia or the united States then see how much you care about your fucking meat flaps.
>>676730422
When they get that big, they stop being ugly and become goddess like!
>>676729046
>>676729046
Leave your poor pussy alone. It's fine the way it is.
>>676735452
but she's attached to it
>>676735100
yeah right? just want to lay my face down there...
>>676735535
oh cut the crap
Probably some douche bag boyfriend said some dumb shit about her pussy and now she is worried about what other guys think.
I had a gf who said she squirted when she came and a bf made fun of her and she somehow stopped herself from doing, she couldn't do it again :-(
>>676729664
*fips tedora*
>>676732005
I hate meat curtains.
I'm a guy, by the way.
>>676735888
You must be the biggest fucking cuck faggot on here. Respect comes from yourself, not from what some fucking idiot said about you 10 years ago. Fuck this generation is full of weak as fuck faggots.
>>676730442
So you want to mutilate yourself in this way because you are poor, so doctors will help you? How does that not cost more money, I can't follow your logic here.
>>676731110
It will infect because she won't be able to dress up/remove the necrotising tissue well enough by herself, if she could at all. It's an inherent bacteria-heavy area, if you don't disinfect beforehand, properly close the wound afterwards and perchance even have profylactic antibiotics, I will guarantee you, first the vagina/the curtains will infect followed by systemic infection which may lead to shock.
But hey, you don't have to believe me. Just go for it if you think I'm full of shit, what does my degree mean anyway.
>men getting part of their their dick cut off at baby age is a common and "religious" thing to do
>in the western world
>in 2016
>while the same thing is strictly forbidden on female humans
Hitler was right.
>>676731677
This. As long as it's clean, I enjoy chowing down.
That said, if it will improve your confidence OP, save towards it. Self confidence IS important. Be aware however that at least 90% of the men you meet won't be put off by large labia. I had a gf with large labia and we used to spend hours on the couch fondling each other until we got too worked up. Still miss that girl.
>>676730506
>>676730422
>>676730181
>>676729046
You will be good, I've done it before, too. And today I'm happy and have a really cute looking puss!
Catch your dream, you can do it.
God damn there are some nasty arbys looking vaginas out there...
Found OP
>>676729046
If you pluck all the petals from a rose it will still function as a viable flower, but the beauty will have gone. I say learn to love your wonderful flower as it is. Many of us men like it that way, many don't care one way or the other and the ones who would complain aren't worthy of such a jewel.
>>676736150
I don't mind being called a cuck? but you didn't acknowledge my trips :-(
>>676738818
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