g'morning b,
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
>>676725875
I'm planning on killing others first
>>676725875
It would make my family sad, i don't want them to be sad
Also there is the slight hope of maybe somewhere in my life i can do Op's pic, but it's getting worse
>>676725941
where and when ?
~not the fbi~
>>676726224
rainbow city, alabama
been scouting neighborhoods
I've been deep into serial murder lately. 12 total "frags"
>>676725941
Some of you guys are ok. If you live on 4chan don't go to /w/ tomorrow.
So my children won't be forced to deal with a loss before they're old enough to mentally accept it.
My computer is broke and I decided I want to go out ODing while playing computer games.
My girlfriend comes home in a few days and if anything i want to die with her
>>676726830
Fag.
How can I kill the Jews if I kill myself?
>>676726720
That's a sweet way to go.
Anyway, I'm not going to kill myself today because the games on my computer and 3DS are too damn fun.
>>676725875
gf/ex gf said she doesn't love me anymore, so i'm gonna go fuck a bunch of sluts
>>676725875
ive decided to pursue my dreams
Not
>hot girlfriend
> tons of money
>tons of friends
>social god
but, to start learning how to code and follow my true passions which are realistic and only rely on my ability to commit
I've realized and internalized that basing my happiness off of things that are not under my control is a foolish way to live
>>676727005
well an std will kill you eventually
I just got a real job, I have a fantastic girlfriend, life is going okay for once.
>>676725875
>implying some of us won't
>>676727133
m8 I wrap my dingus it's all good
>>676727005
Good lad. That's the way to do it.
My longboard comes in at 3:00pm
>>676726553
>>676725875
Cause I have a date with the girl of my dreams.
Cuz I wanna play Street Fighter
>>676726953
Yah. Probably gonna wait until I get onto the world map and be running around the Midgar/Fort Condor area (or possibly North Corel) and try to pass out just after the first cresendo of that glorious music kicks in.
Cuz I got a kid
Eh, I got fired so I'm probably going to tonight. I want to pursue something in terms of programming but no one will even consider me as a candidate because no college.
>>676727682
Teach yourself you spastic cock, you have internet access so you have no excuse.
Cause I have an 8/10 girlfriend.
Cause I have a great career.
Cause I have great friends.
Cause it's my birthday tomorrow.
Cause I'm good looking, so if I bail from my girl I'm safe.
Cause I have money in my savings account.
Cause I have an 8 inch dick.
Cause I've traveled the world and made a ton of friends (and banged a lot of chicks) along the way.
And lastly?
Cause I won't let the world around me dictate how I'm going to fucking live my life.
>>676725875
Life is boring. Opiates are all that is fun now.
Would likely an hero if guns were easy to get in the UK.
>>676727486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX9dNAh_wPg
>>676727817
Jeez, one of life's winners. Good for you Chad.
I'm writing a kick-ass book and I gotta work on that shit. No time to kill myself.
I always wondered about the person who starts these posts. You're really consistent.
>>676727964
Only when she fucks me in the ass with her strap on.
I have to go to work
Just like I don't get headaches, I give them to others, I don't get suicidal. I make other people want to kill themselves instead
>>676725875
cuz if i die my guitars go to my brother and i cant let that happen
>>676727817
Then why are you here?
Because I need to continue masturbating.
>>676728383
Cause I fucking love /b. Especially the porn WebM threads, the Asian threads, and the philosophical threads.
Been browsing /b since I was in HS, as a geeky, pimply, loser skateboarder with no girlfriend, no real friends, and no future.
That was 8 years ago now.
>>676727518
what character ?
because recently i started having threesomes with my gf and her cousin and is doesnt look like it will be ending anytime soon . its so fucking hot getting a bj while you gf eats her cousins pussy .now i just have to get them to let me tape it . pic related
>>676725875
I consider myself the most successful of all my school peers, friends, family and most people in general.
Id like to continue being the best at what I do for now.
Plus, I have hot gf and she loves and cares for me more than I imagined anyone ever would.
Also, im 6ft2, handsome, the most powerful and competitive sportsperson I know. Also a 5 handicap golfer.
Oh and >$40,000 in the bank and a house with a good deal of equity.
Oh and 2 cars.
Taking next year off to travel the world.
I'm 26.
>>676728724
You sound like me. I'm:
>>676727817
Except, I'm 6'0, not 6'2, and I don't golf, rather, I race karts.
And I don't have $40,000 in the bank - I only have about $15,000.
But I come from a literally dead broke background, where my mom lived off of fucking foodstamps... so...
Anyways, good on you. You'll enjoy the world. I recommend visiting Sicily and Osaka - one is the most beautiful place you'll ever see, and the other, the most active and exciting place you'll ever see.
>>676727817
I was with you till I saw 8" dick.
Is that the measurement taken from your asshole while erect? Because mine would be like 10-11" measured like that.
Otherwise go fuck yourself.
>>676728996
Haha, Japan and Italy are main attractions for me.
Also Tasmania and NZ.
Yeah I grew up getting clothes and food from the state, I remember my first trainers. They were black plastic sneaks which were moulded from a single piece of nylon. Disgraceful.
The only reason I didnt get destroyed in school was cause I had a temper and was pretty good in most sports.
>>676729497
Nope. it's the actual size of it erect.
This is a photo of it sitting widthwise across an A4 paper.
>>676729877
NZ will be surprisingly boring. Beautiful and serene, but boring.
Tasmania will be awesome.
I have a dream to visit the Sahara as well, and to see the Chinese rainforest of Xishuangbanna. I've heard it's absolutely breathtakingly beautiful, especially near open lakes.
It's always the poor people that recognize their own self worth that end up succeeding the furthest, I swear.
Props to you man.
>>676725875
Why would I NOT kill myself? Are you retarded? The question, should be, why would I kill myself. You don't kill yourself for no reason.
>>676725875
because I am too busy
>>676729919
Considering your pubic area I would say your dick is 6-7" which is good considering taking your pubic area size your a fucking tiny man and therefore a complete manlet. Fuck off and die ... aaaaaand take your wierd dick pics with you.
>>676730738
You can see my pubic area pushed against the side of the table moron.
An A4 sized paper is 8.3 inches by 11.7 inches. You don't have to believe me newfag, that's cool. Smells like summer with you here anyways.
That being said, I do like that "Fuck off and die" quote. My mom used to say that shit to people when I was a kid. Always cracks me up.
>>676730164
w/r to NZ, yeah your probably right, I still wanna do some rock climbing there and some fell running.
I need to see the salt flats of Bolivia but quite rightly it will probably be boring too.
Tokyo too
>>676730982
newfag
teehee
>>676730982
Ever heard of A5, origami or scissors?
What a disappointment.
And your cut too, you dirty Israeli, go kill some civilians before bedtime.
>>676725875
Funnily enough picture related ^^
>>676731635
Lol isreali's are brown bro. I'm clearly white.
You're such jokes haha.
I'm not killin myself because I took my meds!
>>676731635
>folds paper in half
>origami
>>676731834
>Israeli's are brown
Actually it's Israelis not Israeli's and judging by your pre-disposition to assume all Israelis are brown id suggest your a low income, white, self-obsessed loser.
You are so strange my dear, I mean dick pics and now this? What a faggot.
>>676725875
I wanna get to level 60 in WoW today so I can get a flying mount.
Why would I want to kill myself?Life is fine right now.
because i dont have a gun
Psych tomorrow gonna give me happy pills or finally recommend me for ECT/TMS like I've been waiting years for. No reason to kill myself today.
Besides if I ever do decide to suicide I'd much rather take other people with me.
>>676728996
What's ur job m8
>>676732249
Who the fuck cares what they're called?
You're still jokes. Your insults are subpar, but cute.
>>676732529
I work in the finance industry.
Rather not say.
>>676725875
Cuz I will play WoW
>>676732638
Subpar, implying we're playing golf or having an informed eloquent conversation, either way you really are playing above your social rank love.
Go back to your shitty life.
>>676732694
>kikes thinking they're people
>kikes bragging about money
No one is impressed.
Still have 4 more seasons of The Walking Dead to watch. Should last me 2 more days, then i'm having another go at it.
>>676732694
Of course its finance, some company just went out of business but he's too busy rating dick pics and bigging himself up. A really big piece of shit this guy.
Because i hung myself last week and i was too bitch and right before i passed out i pulled myself up. I wake up every morning crying. Im 27, lost my gf of 4 years, got fired because of panic attacks at work. Everyday i wish someone will kill me since im too weak to do it on my own.
I need to make money for my family that my ex hambeast left me because she can't handle someone else parenting style
Pic related
>>676732828
>>676732951
>>676732856
>samefagging
>>676732951
yeah of course he is. he made it, and you didnt. ever seen wolf of wall street? hes living the life and youre just too fucking jealous to care.
he can post dick pics and browse 4chan all he wants and get paid for it - that bothers you, huh bro?
youre the one whos the loser, otherwise youd get out there and do something with yourself outside of baggin him.
set yourself up for failure /bro.nobody elses problem besides urs.
>>676733028
go away faggot, your making us suicidal with your bullshit
>>676725875
>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
OP is a retarded faggot posting everyday the same thread.
I'm happy he did not yet kill himself.
>>676725875
Funerals are expensive as fuck. I wouldnt cause such trouble to my family, just becouse i feel like shit.
>>676733277
I read that and I thought 2 things
You're wrong about me
You're wrong about him
And I looked out of the window and saw grass, birds, the sunshine and all manner of things beautiful. Turned back to 4chan and saw this...
You my friend are one of the biggest losers on here, please just find a way to not be such a faggot in the future.
>>676733277
>ever seen wolf of wall street
A film, loosely depicting a man who was sent to prison and cheated on his wife.
Yeah, he made it that guy.
>>676733277
Working in finance is neither impressive nor hard. You took the Jew route to riches and no one cares.
Go try being a lawyer or doctor and get rich and then maybe someone will care.
Because despite all the bad. I want to live. I've somehow developed the ability to always be positive and happy, even at funerals I no longer feel sad. I don't know why but I suddenly don't feel anything bad, like I've somehow developed beyond the point of beind able to feel sad, cheer up everyone ^_^
>>676733352
>
hi.
>>676734293
denial
>>676734293
I think this is only achievable if you're on the realistic setting. The realistic setting is the best.
Because i got laid last night. Happy day
>>676734696
Name/source?
because singularity is nearly reachable at this point. Living my life to continue on being an immortal being sounds better than a dead human bean to me.
>>676733251
Welp, it could be worse. You could be stuck with her.
>>676729919
mutilated/10
>>676730982
You're on /b bragging about how great you're life is and how amazing you are, but you're calling people morons when they don't believe you.
Must not be that great
>>676725875
because im looking on sauce for that one so hook me up
>>676725875
Cr1tikal gives me motivation to live another day
>>676725875
>G.I. Bill
>2k a month for literally showing up to College
>4/10 :(
>Dependent
>4.0 Student with an actual future
>inb4 "Faggot no gren txt"
>>676725875
I have to go to work tomorrow.
>>676737628
My newfag is showing.
Because I'm not an insecure faggot. And have a hot britbong girl that needs fucking
>>676737628
4.0 student who doesn't know how to use caps?
College, Student; seems legit.
>>676728565
What are you doing at your job/ "Carier"?
>>676725875
Because I'm not a bitch nigga
>>676726499
enjoy your fbi tip
>>676726925
>>676738059
Many languages have substantives beginning with capital letter. Maybe he isn't native English speaker?
>>676738282
Nigger that's an m1918 on his head
Not a nazi/10