What would you do with 1,000 dollars?
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What would you do with 1,000 dollars?
500 in gold
300 in silver
200 change
>>676718426
>implying that amount of money is even worth converting.
>>676717870
go to the bank and demand they give it to me in one dollar bills
>>676717870
Spend it on heroin.
>>676717870
Probably live a little more comfortably for a month or so, not have to worry about bills, buy one tier up from the cheapest of foods, that sort of thing, wouldn't bother wasting it on some fancy electronics or anything.
>>676717870
Mutual funds bra
>>676717870
Probably host a pre funeral wake for myself and all my m8s, aka just me and 10 bottles of bacardi 151.
>>676717870
Buy some rare Pepe.
cigarettes
fuel
for roadtripping
Go to the doctor and get an xray so I don't die.
>>676717870
Pay my bills?
>>676718930
This. I haven't been to the Doctor or Dentist in probably 5 years. I'd get teeth pulled and medication prescribed
>>676717870
i'd buy the longest rope i can get for that much money, tie a noose and hang myself from a canyon
>>676717870
Burn it all BABY
>>676718930
Don't think an x ray is all it takes to save you lol
"Here is your x ray, now go home your cured"
Buy a banana
>>676719197
But I would get x-ray vision. Right?
>>676719145
Nice
>>676717870
I would like to say I would donate it but I would probably buy musical equipment. Thank you for asking
>>676717870
curious
how to best invest even bit more savings?
>>676717870
Wipe my ass with it.
>>676719386
Sure!
>>676717870
Invest in a production of a small indie game to sell on steam.
At least I'll have fun making a 2D game.
>>676717870
I'd put 'em next to the other thousand dollars.
>>676719596
Nice. Then I can see your mom naked.
>>676719145
16mm rope from Bunnings (ausfag hardware store) sets you back $2.60 p/m
$1000 worth of rope would get you 384m of rope (almost 1260 feet)
Quite the drop, I'd say your head would probably pop off.
Probably just spend it on usual things
>>676717870
Buy myself a prosthetic testicle so that I can properly address this cryptic question
>>676719624
>thinking $1000 is ANYTHING in developing a game
You would buy them coffee for a week.
>>676717870
Put it towards car rego and repair.
Orient watch, teeth cleaning, and steam games.
Lots of PS4 , PS3 and PS2 Controllers , why? , because I play those consoles frequently and want to have a shit ton of spare controllers.
>>676720029
>tfw adult responsibilities
That's less than my weekly salary =/
>>676720188
>because I'm a raging 12 year old that throws controls when I get killed in cawadooty
>>676717870
Invest that shit into a company doing good and save some for food.
buy 900 bucks of weed and 100 bucks worth of soda/munchies and experience what happiness us for at least a period of time
>>676720313
No I barely break controllers , And I dont play COD. I just feel like I want lots of controllers. I'm 14 not 12.
Pay for a small vacation, but a little bit of weed and push for some summer classes at school
>>676719197
Obviously, the xray would cost 75$ and the rest would pay for the procedure I need. I have chronic sinus infection/abcess.
>>676717870
I need $5,000 to go to Taiwan in August. I'd put it aside for this.
If I failed to make it, I'd spend it on the Occulus Rift when it finally hits stores.
>>676720598
>I'm 14 not 12
Well looks like someone is underaged B&
Just pop it into my savings account.
got about that much from a tax return. it literally disappeared to random expenses
Hard to say, got 3k from court, 1k+ on PC, 1k on beer and 1k left.
>>676720772
>4chan isn't full of 14yo Edgelords
Guess I'll upgrade my PC? 1k isn't that much
>>676717870
Pay bills. Being a responsible adult sucks.
>>676719624
see
>>676719929
This. $1000 isnt shit, they would laugh you out of the room if you suggested that for compensation.
>>676717870
Id pay my rent and bills early to get ahead.
>>676720228
That wasn't the question faggot. Nobody cares, that's one day pay for me.
>>676718633
Think big pennies
Shove it up Hitlers ass
>>676717870
Pay all my bills for the next 6 to 8 months.
>>676721365
Hows living in your parents' basement?
>>676721031
Oh it is, but usually they are at least smart enough to lie about their age.
>>676721365
>paying less than 300$/month
How is this even possible
>>676719831
A spare $1000 and you're already at Bunnings and you wouldn't just buy $1000 worth of sausage sizzle? You monster.
>>676721665
made me lol, cunt.
>>676717870
find a bank with the best interest rate & put all of it in a savings account
At a reasonable rate of 3.6% you could earn $196.44 in 10 years, or $3 a month
>>676721665
they do make a good sausage sizzle damn
Also paying bills is the answer. Obviously.
>>676721513
Lol, I live with my brother and a friend of ours. Can't think of anywhere besides your parents house, huh?
>>676721605
there's also this deal where 1000 dollars are worth 4000 where I live.
EnRon stocks
I can make $1,000 in a day soooo I guess nothing would change in my life
>>676717870
get dubs
>>676720509
Correct. Sorry you're in the same boat I was a while ago though.
>>676717870
Buy 200g's of weed (Its cheaper when bought in larger quantities)
Cut it down to dime bags, sell them make 2k out of them.
Repeat the process with 400g and dime bags again making 4k again.
Then i buy a used toyota for 2k dollars and again buy weed for 2k
Be on 4k again after cutting it up to dime bags.
I now have 4k and a used toyota - the wannabe drug dealer starter package
>>676721961
>Can't think of anywhere besides your parents house, huh?
Whatever that means. Sick burn dude
>>676719929
Making a game should cost pretty much nothing.
3d printer
>>676722187
If you arent making it yourself it's pretty costly. You have to pay artists, programmers, designers and people to manage the project.
>>676721094
>Indie game.
I think that means buy a computer and a copy of teach yourself game programming in 21 days
>>676722390
"indie" sounds better than "shit" game
>>676722187
...are you really this retarded?
>>676722493
Yeah well you have to start somewhere.
>>676722390
You can do that for free, or try to. It isnt that easy. The op said they were going to pay someone to make a game, so yeah, $1000 isnt shit.
>>676722149
Lol, sorry, I shouldn't have expected much of your imagination.
>>676722366
Sad how little brain-power people have that they need someone to "manage" every thing.
>>676722517
no i can make video games by myself
>>676722493
Says the guy who has no idea how to do it.
>>676722570
You can buy a computer for free?
Buy a gun
Kill yourself
Welcome
>>676722633
if you're not a chef, are you supposed to think a bologna sandwich is gourmet?
>>676722597
If you could speak english it would be a lot easier to understand what you're talking about. It's not my fault you didnt make it out of high school.
Buy a bunch of opiates, resell some take most of them, sit on toilet constipated.
>>676722645
You can steal one smartass
Spend it on steam games I will never play anyway
Like I spend all my money
>>676722827
living the dream
>>676722601
Then why aren't you doing it and getting millions of dollars?
Oh that's right, because you can't make a game that is anything more than some flash piece of shit without skills, time, money and talent.
So sure you can make one by yourself, how do you plan on paying those bills while you work on the game? Oh yeah a job? That going to leave you plenty of time to work on a game right? Yeah I didn't think so.
>but it's just a little indie platformer
http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2014-08-06-shovel-knight-devs-break-down-costs-sales
buy like 3 oz of weed
>>676722787
Looks like someone needs some sleep. You shouldn't carry on with those sleepless trap fapping nights
Fuck your mom 2000 times
>>676720746
You need a CT of your sinuses then. Also you would need about 6 weeks of intravenous antibiotics.
>>676722721
Its lame to say someone sucks at what they do when you couldnt even begin to do it yourself. You obviously have no idea what it takes to actually make a game.
I'd save up a few more hundred bucks and buy a mesa boogie dual rectifier.
>>676717870
Take a language course.
>>676723047
You try too hard man. You sound like a kid trying to hang out with the middle schoolers.
>>676722994
id blow your mind and post a .gif i made but im not gonna associate with this site like that fool
>>676723132
You're going to ignore my point.
I don't have to be a chef to say food tastes like shit.
>>676723079
But antibiotics wouldn't drain the abscess and it might require that?
>>676720746
Anon, just move to a country with better public health care and make the government pay for it. That's how I'm getting my free colonscopy and gastroscopy. Because that'll be fun... It's being done by a surgeon and everything.
Withdraw in tens and attempt to fit in anus
>>676723273
So every indie is shit then? You're making sweeping judgments. Im saying you're ignorant on this subject.
Put a down payment on a Mac so I can do a scientific study on what "it just works" really is
>>676723246
Haha sure thing buddy, whatever you say.
>>676719535
Music is gay and the industry is hollow and unfulfilling have fun with that
>>676723374
You're still ignoring my point.
You don't need to be a cobbler to judge that a shoe is shitty quality and choose a different brand.
Keep ignoring my point.
>>676723242
Lol, and yet you sound like a miserable retard who can't forgive himself for living with his own parents and spend hours on the internet projecting your insecurities on others.
Relax dude, just don't overthink it.
>>676723532
Im not ignoring your point, I said you're assuming that every indie game is shit. Thats not true.
Probably buy a bunch of cocaine and hookers
>>676723360
Can only speak on Australian money (and at least that could be washed afterwards), but I don't think it would be too difficult to get that many notes in your butt. Not for thickness, anyway, maybe for rigidity to actually get past the sphincter. I admit to not having anything in my butt, though, so I can only really go by a vaginal approximation of size/difficulty.
>>676723572
Wow man you really hit home with that one. You're the one who cant afford to take care of himself.
>>676723374
alll indie games suck and they all need giant dev teams and 15k dollar minimum to fund. fuck that
>>676720509
> not buying shatter
You heathen
>>676723653
I'm saying I don't have to be a game developer to judge if it's a good or bad game. "Indie" is often slapped onto a game as substitute of "low budget, low skills but hey, you know we really just do it because it's our passion" yea nice 2d sidescroller faggot another shit game to clog up steam, thanks
Give me 20 for a pizza and 10 for some cigs because I'm a poorfag and I don't like sob stories.It's a good investment ,trust me. [email protected]
>>676723845
Im saying while a lot of them are indeed shit, that doesnt mean all of them are, and to assume that every game labelled indie is shit, you're ignorant.
>>676724157
You said yourself you have to live with two other guys. Be a man, take care of yourself faggot.
>>676723810
i live in the middle of butt fuck no where im not droping 50/g on it
>>676724146
Strength, yes, but I think they'd still need to be bound together so they don't slide away... also because I think it would make them less stabby. Australian notes all bundled together are... not strictly 'sharp', but have a very unforgiving edge to them.
>>676724238
LOL ok buddy shouldn't be playing those awesome indie games right?
go play some "Factorio" faggot
>>676722045
old brain injury weed helps
>>676724504
'I've never seen an awesome indie game so they cant be real'
>>676724504
>haha what do you mean seven years old
>I'm thirteen already
>xd
>>676724504
The description of that game is just Minecraft, isn't it?
>>676717870
1000 whopper jrs.
>>676717870
I'd probably just save it.
>>676717870
>>676724479
Yeah that's true, not to mention they wouldn't form a good taper, the flat tip might be hard tip of a wad of rolled up notes might be a little hard to work in.
>>676717870
american dollars? in my country? i would buy a fucking house or start a goddam business with that
>>676725396
where ya live fam
>>676717870
spend 300 on having sex for the first time since I lost my virginity 9 years ago. spend the rest on taxes, so I can start saving for next year's taxes
>>676725396
Where do you live ? I couldn't buy a house here but I could really chill for about two months. My college dorm costs about 30$ a month and I can live like a king with 20$ a day.
>>676725295
Well that might depend re: the taper, if you're prepared enough for it then the wad might not be such a problem. A wang isn't particularly tapered (in my experience, anyway) and it manages it. Although, again, there might be mechanics involved with the anal insertion process that I'm not familiar with.
Buy 2 1440p monitors and spend the rest on weed
>>676717870
Spend it all on them dank weeds
recieved 1,5k some weeks ago, 500 been saved, payed some bills and bought food for my entire house (live with parents no shame on that since im 20yo) only have 100$ left, shit burns too fast, cant imagine how it would be when i start to work
>>676717870
pay off my student debt. Only 19,000 more to go I guess.
>>676725638
The only major difference is that unlike a vag, an ass isnt self lubricating, bank notes are rather dry.
Bank that shit
>>676717870
Convert it to dollar coins and throw them off a balcony outside a low socio economic pub
>>676723246
>>676722601
>>676722187
>>676725843
I don't see why the notes can't be lubricated.
