Ask a psychologist anything.
I'm here for you, Anonymous.
lul xd
like srs lulz xdd
>>676716992
Do you need anything, senpai?
>>676717074
aww yuiss pls
>>676716239
i often find enjoyment in chasing down small rodents weather it be raccoons or groundhogs, etc. i like capturing them and torturing them then once i have grown bored of that i will slice them in half and used the two half's as a cock sock to achieve sexual gratification. Since you are a so called psychologist what would be your advice to me to help with my obvious violent mental illness.
i've been feeling like shooting up my local school lately. could you suggest some firearms i should buy, and should i use grenades, or would that be too outlandish?
>>676716239
is it wrong that i used to steal my older sisters dirty thongs when i was younger
>>676717353
suk a kok
>>676717353
How old are you? That sounds like ASPD.
>>676717359
I suggest seeking medical attention.
>>676717409
Morally and ethically, yes. Medically, no.
>>676716239
Card tricks or coin tricks?
>>676717359
boipucci halps
>>676717409
no xd
>>676717497
>ASPD
i'm 20.
>>676717518
both, fast, the lever in your asshole sideways!
:D:D:DDDDD:D
>>676717637
C Hepatite?
>>676717637
Yeah, if you've had these symptoms for a while, that's ASPD. Seek medical help.
>>676717715
>C Hepatite?
no completely clean of stds
I'm suicidal :'D
>>676717925
*hugs* So am I. Wanna talk about it?
>>676717497
>I'm a psychologist
>Diagnoses someone based on a little story
What the fuck nigger?
>>676717876
oki shure m80 xdd then explain me why is the milk?
>>676717962
Tell me about yourself, anon.
>>676717497
that's real nice of you to suggest, but do you have any suggestions related to my choice of weaponry? i was thinking about just going with a regular ak, but i'm not entirely sure if it would perform the best.
>>676717763
i also have schizophrenia and i see vivid vision, things that aren't there, also voices, etc i have taken meds for it but none them help with the symptoms.
>>676717967
That's all he gave me; I gave him instructions to seek medical attention. That's the standard route for case studies.
>>676718124
Like I said. Medical attention. You need it.
>>676718069
What do you want to know?
>>676718142
Wait, you've stopped taking your antipsychotics? That would do it.
How/what do you need to be diagnosed as bipolar? I have mood swings at times and a history of depression, but pretty sure my situation isn't a bipolar one
>>676718180
Why are you suicidal?
>>676718027
>be child
>dad is kill
>paternal void
>be adult now
>still feel that emptiness
how can I deal with it?
>>676718211
no i'am still taking them but they are not helping
>>676718299
YOURE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>676718180
I believe the standard route for case studies would be to study the case you dickhead
>>676718216
A doctor.
>>676718260
Depression
>>676718315
One of the easiest ways is to become a father figure yourself. Not that I necessarily recommend having a child just to feel better, but have you tried mentoring children?
>>676718457
Yes. Which a doctor can do. Which is who I recommend he talk to.
>>676718441
>>676716239
Why didn't you become a real doctor, such as a psychiatrist?
Why do I get paranoid when I smoke weed, while others dont?
Sometimes i can enjoy weed though, it happens randomly... Is there anything i can do?
>>676718598
Because I became a programmer instead.
>>676718627
Yes. Stop smoking weed. You are rewiring your brain.
>>676718462
I have severe depression and anxiety and (although its not officially recognized) maladaptive daydreaming
>>676718507
A doctor isn't specialized in mental problems. Seriously you are fucking fake as fuck, probably just had your first psychology 101 class. Go feel special somewhere else.
>>676718216
Go to the black dog Institute if you want to do a self test
Is it normal to feel or think something and always feel and think the extremely opposite at the same time ?
>>676718689
But if i smoke only a bit less then others, i get high and its all fine... Its just that sometimes it happens, should i really stop? Without these paranoia attacks, weed is amazing for me
>>676718821
Cognitive dissonance, stop worrying so much.
>>676716239 im in to beasteality should i seek help?
>>676718741
Under the AHA, you need your normal practitioner to give you a referral to a specialist.
So yes, a normal doctor CAN help him. By referring him.
>>676718752
Do not self diagnose.
>>676718732
That sounds horrid.
>>676718895
Yes. You should.
>>676718971
No, there's no help anyone can give you.
>>676718741
>A doctor isn't specialized in mental problems
That's we're you're fucking wrong, retard!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychiatry
Amazing
>>676718971
Have you participated in it?
Although its morally wrong I don't think there is anything wrong with you. Besides, morality is subjective.
>>676716239
What makes you think that you can help anyone with anything when youre a woman? It takes reason and sound judgement to properly understand a mind and help it - qualities which only men possess.
>>676719044
That's not a doctor you shitdick, that's a psychiatrist. Every psychiatrist is a doctor, not every doctor is a psychiatrist. That's my point.
>>676719043
Okay that's actually an explanation. Still, you could refer him yourself. So suck a dick.
>>676719043
What should I do? I've lost my will to live. I'm on meds but they don't do shit.
>>676716239
I don't enjoy food anymore.
Like I see it as a thing I need to eat, but it's just like fuel to me. I don't care what it is. It all tastes the same.
I think I'm depressed
Is it unethical for a married psychologist to have sex with another married guy who is NOT his patient?
>>676719218
I believe they said "Seek Medical Attention"
Seeing a psychiatrist is seeking medical attention.
should i try magic mushrooms?
i hate my job, the only reason im working is to fund my car hobby. I want to fight the constant peer pressure i feel like im experiencing all the time
>>676719043
You seem pretty adamant about not smoking weed. Do you believe smoking weed in general is bad? If so, why?
>>676719441
Fuck I agree. OK I'll go suck my own dick then.
>>676719443
This, also an explanation why should i stop and what happens if i dont
>>676719345
I'm a PSYCHOLOGIST. He needs his PCP to do that.
>>676719185
This doesn't hold up to literally any scientific scrutiny.
>>676719347
What meds are you on?
>>676719393
That sounds like anhedonia to me; it's a form or symptom of depression. Often responds well to SSRI's; see a doctor.
>>676719425
Depends if you think marriage is worthwhile as an institution
>>676719442
Your question has nothing to do with your statements.
>>676719443
It can cause many bad things, such as serotonin syndrome, HPPD, expressing of underlying psychosis or schizophrenia, lung damage, and long term brain changes.
If you think you may have a mental illness, or you get paranoid on it, it is a good idea to be safe and not do it.
>>676719551
Maybe nothing. Maybe you develop schizophrenia. Not worth the risk.
I think to much.
I like philosophy and psychology, but not in the normal sense, i tried talking to people who are into it too and they just dont get it. Its a part of life, understanding what you are and how people work together. They go about it as if it were a problem, with a direct finishing line. Its not and theres no need to go about it as a little child.
I dont know if im stupid for what i think or im bright, i only have the reference of people around me.
I just dont know how to handle myself and understand where my selfworth comes from.
I strongly believe in habit. That one can come to terms with habits and doesnt notice if they are good or bad. Evaluation is the key.
But again, i have no idea if its true or not, as nothing really can be defined as truth and falsehood.
Im just living without intent, i dont know what i am supposed to do, my "moral" sense, and my justification of why i believe in what i believe in.
I could go on with this for quite some time, but i think this is enough
Btw not native so could have some mistakes in there, sorry
>>676719737
Your philosophy is wrong, not theirs.
What the fuck is wrong with left wingers?
>>676716239
Will u stop me from suicide?
>>676719655
Sertraline
>>676719837
Nothing.
>>676719846
I'll try.
>>676719899
And...nothing else? Ask your doctor if mixing in trazadone might help.
>>676719737
Sounds like you have an analytical mind like me. I'm the same way.
Britbong?
Why are niggers dumber than humans?
>>676719945
I don't think they understand the severity of my condition.
Also, my family thinks I'm lazy but really just depressed. My life has no value.
>>676720185
Statistically, they aren't.
Why dont I feel emotions?
>Close family has died/about to die
>everyone sad/cries
>everyone is apologizing saying how hard it must be
yet i feel nothing
>>676720211
why would they think that if you have gone to a doctor and gotten medication?
>>676720225
That's shock Anonymous. It's common. Don't worry about it; grieve in whatever way you feel appropriate.
There's no "rules" for grieving, after all.
>>676719655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rttJo9y22JQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zmw3zpqoEA
>>676716239
I have social anxieties. Trouble with talking to people. Anxious to ask for help, and this is ruining my education, since I will most likely fail due to poor communication.
People constantly remind me that they are there to help me, yet I'm to anxious to ask them.
I've been neglecting family, friends, classmates, teachers.
TL,DR: i need help
OP I keep finding myself thinking about this girl I used to be into. We were kind of something (kissing and spending tons of time together) until she kind of lost interest in me in October or so and I'm still having dreams about her and find myself thinking about her almost daily and its getting depressing
The last time she spoke to me was in January and the last time she texted me anything was in February and I just wanted to know after all this time I still have trouble getting rid of my thoughts about her even though we don't talk or anything anymore is there anything I can do to help speed up the process of moving on I guess? I wouldn't date her even if she came crawling back to me now because of what she's done but I can't seem to keep her out of my head.
>>676720217
According to what statistics?
Do you agree that niggers are a different species?
>>676720297
Yeah, that's not science, thanks.
Alright everyone I need to get to work.
See you again at 7-7:30PM EST
>>676720296
Idk I guess because they have to constantly be on my case to get me to do homework or do anything really
>>676720296
Was more just an example, I find it hard to feel emotions in general
I feel like I have to fake everything just to "fit in" with everyone else.
I have trouble with women expecting sex or telling me they want sex.
I just freeze up and panic.
I have to start everything or I just can't physically perform.
>>676720731
Wouldn't them telling you what they want make it easier?
>>676720648
I'm not op but when I was on citlopram I don't remember the spelling I felt the same. It eventually lead to me to start cutting until I got off them. It's hard to act like you have emotion or care about anything when your like that
>>676718124
Different anon here, I recommend a shotgun. Nothing can beat the satisfaction of bursting into a classroom unexpectedly and hit half the class with a single shot. Any submachinegun would do if you are dealing with a running crowd in a cafeteria, though LMG's also do the truck, have more rounds in a mag, but is a little more clunky.
>>676720408
Do you really think that in our modern politically correct world anyone would strive to prove something like that scientifically? If you havent noticed, truth isnt appreciated nowadays. But believe whatever makes you comfortable.
>>676720915
Truck = trick*
>>676720022
So what do you do? Just accept that your thoughts are alone? And still try to develop them?
OP abandoned us
>>676719829
What makes you say that?
>>676720875
No, it's just the expectation that fucks me up.
It just intimidates me completely
>>676716239
Why is everyone on /b/ obsessed with huge black cocks and cucks? They always post about how much they had it but seem to have tons of photos.
>>676721027
I sit and ponder all day. Its also why I'm a maladaptive daydreamer. I read a lot of books and do research on the internet.
No one I know can relate except for my mom but her ideas are too different from mine to relate.
>>676721065
I guess I get that but I am usually unable to pick up even on the expectation.
>>676717440
Kys you pathetic loser
>>676721196
Hate*
>>676718124
I believe a potato gun would work best maybe get mashed potatos form them roughly back in to a oval shape and fire them and watch the tasty task madness
>>676721027
Its how I cope with my miserable situation
I'm a furry. Am I beyond saving?
>>676721547
Dont get me wrong i have friends who i like and get along with, i go out and drink n stuff, but i barly have anyone to talk to in a deeper sense
>>676721292
How old are you? And dont you miss someone you can freely talk to? Also isnt love needed?
>>676716239
Is it normal to hear voices in my head that dont belong to me when Im trying to sleep?
Do crabs think that fishes can fly?
>>676721788
Many things are needed, doesn't mean people get them.
>>676721720
Ya I gotcha
I don't go out much because social anxiety but I have a select group of friends I hang out with
I feel like cryjng but I'm physically unable to. Is this normal?
>>676721788
14
I forgot to mention my brother I can freely talk to him but he only comes over on the weekend and has a bad temper
Love is desperately craved
>>676721989
Get your tear ducts checked.
>>676722144
>14
Why are you here.
>>676722144
Underaged faggot
>>676722315
Because I'm dead on the inside and sick from school
>Suffered bullying, lots of arguments at home, bad friends
>In general, I can't stop people from taking advantage of me without suffering bad reputation or people not respecting the limits I tell them
>I would like to help others but nowadays I pay too much attention to their trustworthiness. If I don't help, you get a selfish reputation.
Either I get some mentor to put in practise those situations to man the fuck up, or I try to live alone in a forest, because I hate when people invade my life and I don't know/don't dare to stop them (depending if they are normal people or dominant)
>Spent 5 years at the psichologist wasting time telling my problems and being taught to be assertive (assertive limits can be easily ignored, you know? So it doesn't solve a shit)
In my oppinion:
Passive personality + assertivity = Losing or drawing
Aggresive personality + assertivity = Winning, losing or drawing.
IMHO the second option is much better
>>676722345
I would but I don't have a nickel
