Hey /b/ros down to talk about life, at 3 am?
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Hey /b/ros down to talk about life, at 3 am?
Wow y'all are cold ass faggots
leaving me all alone in this thread, making me look like a loser.
Fuck all you neckbeard cunts
Doo doo doo, all alone in the lonely thread....
Anyone?
Pls i got no one to talk to . Someone
SOMEONE
Im gonna kill myself in
3
2
1
Goodbye forever.
whats up?
Hey Op
howdy
ive got a question for you guys (im not op). Should I ask it
The fucks happening here
>>676689856
the thread of legend.
>>676689711
Go for it, anon
>>676688152
life sucks
/thread
>>676690002
agreed
buck up and keep fuckin
>>676689958
My school is currently requiring me to see a psychiatrist before I can return to class. The psychiatrist has prescribed me antidepressants (in particular, Zoloft). However, I don't want someone interfering with my brain's internal chemistry. Should I take them, or should I flush one pill down the toilet each day so its impossible for anyone to realize that I haven't been taking them?
Im 23 and still live with my mom. I share her van #shitcouldbeworse
Well why were you prescribed them to begin with?
>>676690280
>>676690424
Forgot to quote
>>676690424
they are suspicious that I'm planning to kill myself.
>>676690523
Are you? I've been thinking, why the hell do I do what I do, just show up at school, do nothing at home... My teachers have started to hate me, but I just don't feel like working
>>676690280
Well anon, i have depression but i have not taking anything for it. Some days the urge to kill myself is unbearable and i have low energy. If you're strong enough that you don't need them, then don't. But if you're not, just taking one couldn't hurt
>>676690684
I wasn't. I was looking into buying a shotgun so that at a later to be determined date I could have the option of killing myself. However, no matter how much I keep trying to explain this, they refuse to believe otherwise, and they think I was planning to kill myself then. Hell, they even tried to have me committed last month.
>>676690523
What's on the brain OP. Why bother thinking about a no return option?
>>676691074
just to be safe. That's all.
hi everyone. anyone wana say hi to me? op ur welcome to aswell..
>>676691137
hi.
>>676691137
Hai bud :D
>>676691137
That's when Luie's gf was putting words in his mouth, asking if he wanted to break up. All the nigger wanted was to eat his food and not argue
>>676691127
Safe from the world's tyranny?
>>676690002
i would argue that life burns.
>>676690937
I personally wouldn't take the pills, but I can't know what its like. Being uncertain of whether you want to end it or not I know though. Would the pills help?
>>676691406
no. I just want to kill myself to ensure the safety of myself and those around me.
Hey OP I've been there. Just wait a few more years and you won't give enough of a fuck to kill yourself.
On the whole pill thing
>>676691457
no, they wouldn't. I wasn't planning to kill myself when I looked into the gun, so taking the pills would be useless.
>>676691137
hey
>>676690280
I've been depressed for quite a while and recently I've been wondering how shit would be on pills if i would be the same or what I would take them and see how it goes if I were you
How are you a threat to yourself?
Hey OP I know how you feel.
I'm looking at going to prison for some heavy drug charges. I probably will be going in May, unless they issue a warrant before then. I am really considering killing myself--with a lethal shot of heroin. I have done time in jail before, 3-5 months & it was pretty bad, but I have heard that in prison it's different. A manlet like myself will probably get fucked or stabbed.
>>676691697
same here.
Try it out. If it fucks up your brain flush them down.
>>676691720
I'm not saying I am. I just want to kill myself as a precautionary measure.
philosophical threads are best threads.
>tfw taking 30mg prozac daily and that combined with depression and general anxiety means life has no ups or downs, it's just one flat line of shit.
>>676691367
was it? i love louie and everything he dose...lucky louie is a good download. hbo show from back when.
I'm moving tomorrow. 8 months of living in a nice appartment with 3 mates is done, and atleast 5 months in a crappy flat downtown is next. Just me left in the apartment now because the new landlord couldn't give me the keys before today. Looking forward to a shorter commute tho. Whats happening in your life /b/?
>>676691529
I imagine that the pain sucks. Deal with it OP cuz were all burning in the end!
>>676690280
http://www.webmd.com/depression/features/are-antidepressants-effective
unless you are severely depressed they are more or less pointless. you hold the noose. find something worth living for or end it. i find that in making that decision you can empower yourself to do just about anything.
>>676691286
haha dat face.
>>676691870
I've been trying but I wouldn't know where to go or how to get them I got bad anxiety and wouldn't know how to ask for them without seeming crazy
>>676691891
Are you happy?
>>676690423
You have to prove your not doin drugs?
>>676691178
day going ok?
>>676692173
I don't feel particularly unhappy.
>>676691673
whats popping?
>>676691842
if you do kill yourself, which seems like a pretty attractive option, make that last day the best fucking day you can.
don't wallow in self pity.
hire 3 hookers and fuck their brains out.
buy a corvette on a loan and just fuck around in it, cause hell you ain't gonna have to worry about paying it off
good luck /b/ro
>>676692173
Fuck happiness. It's just a sedative
>>676692248
not great, but I've seen worse
>>676692309
nothing much. ruined my chances with this one chick i fell for. you?
>>676692366
>not op
but fuck that sounds like a glorious time
>>676691937
Yeah one of the first episodes of the new season... netflix is God
its fuuukeeeeen 9:34
>>676691973
Shit neighborhood Shit school, Shit teachers Shit people,until I move this summer.
Sup Mayne?
So. What happened to having dreams, anons? Why'd my parents say I could be anything and then I find out I'm mediocre at everything and will never amount to much.
Sitting here in bed, realizing that I'm going nowhere, and I want so badly to fucking get out of here, and find something I'm good at somewhere else, but just LIVING keeps me in debt. I hate that I need to eat and sleep. I'd only work if I could. Work off the fucking shame I've brought to myself and my family. I'm a failure. Not entirely useless. Just a failure. Any anons have similar feelings?
>>676690280
A friend that was mildly depressed took zoloft because the doctor ordered, then spent the next 4 years much more depressed because he tried to stop. Unless you feel it's vital, don't take them
>>676692898
I know that feel anon, I know that feel...
why do people play this beat around the bush pretend it didnt happen bullshit?
if ya dont want to be in my life anymore why cant you just tell me and burn the bridge?
Fuck.
Fuck my life
>>676691973
We're currently looking at selling three of our properties, we've mostly been renting two of them out to students. We're also selling our camp near a big lake. We might just focus on finishing renovations on our current house, and then finding a big property to own.
Other than that, the car is good, the job is good, and family is happy.
>>676692173
I was exactly 14 days ago.
>listening to music, lot of summer party type shit on
>supposed to feel happy
>almost break down crying because I know that I will never be able to experience that
>the darkness creeps a little further into my skull
fucking happy to be alive.
>>676692442
When was the last time you were actually happy?
Been feeling like shit the past week or so because I have a shitty brain and I drank too much the weeks prior so now Ive been having mood swings and panic attacks. Don't know how to pass the time since everything right now is hard to enjoy. Been dealing with this on and off for the past 5 years.
Gonna be 24 in a few months, never had a gf, never fucked, don't much care for either right now just wanna be able to relax.
Too stubborn to take anything medicine wise.
Life can suck can't it?
Youre not alone op.
>>676692898
Same here. Feels like I'll be living with my folks until they die...
I just want a comfortable paying job with a comfy house in the country
>>676692366
Thanks /b/to I really am going to do it, I have been contemplating about live streaming the shit next week. It won't be much just a normal OD but hey, for the lulz amirite
>>676692934
thanks for the advice, anon. I think that drinking would probably be a more effective solution anyway, so I'm just gonna stick with that.
>>676693154
i slowed my pace to 1/3 it was my day off. i just relished in it all. didn't get shit done but i didn't have to. for a few moments that's all i was. just happy. i can still feel it.
>>676693138
I've been like that too recently except I've listened to nothing but $uicideboy$ cause they speak about shit that I've gone through and so I can relate but it makes me feel like shit at the same time
Anyone need anyone killed? Money up front obviously. My name is Jim Layhe
>>676692560
i might have done the same.. its been like 2 or 3 or 4 years since iv seen mine man.. hard to tell how long really. im sopose to be fighting evil in ghost space or some shit. but im not very good at it. so i might be fucking us all over and loosing any chance of meca on earth and probly gona get inslaved by animal headed bros or some shit.. idk man. i don't even know if i cant trust jesus anymore or god or if that guy really even was jesus.. i also feel like a spoiled bitch for bitching.. howd u fuck up?
I realized something the other day in class,
Think about Simulation Theory, super advanced civilization has created the entire universe as we know it based on pre-existing rules and substantial computing power.
If we prove it's impossible for an entity in a simulation to gain knowledge outside the simulation, is that the end of the search for purpose? I really think it ends there.
>>676693332
Drinking isn't great either. I know it's hard (I'm myself just getting out of a two year depression), but if you manage to exercise and meditate, it'll be much better in the long run. All the other stuff impacts you for much longer than the depression itself.
>>676693391
Fuck off randy
Life has no feeling anymore, op. I am so numb every day of my life and I don't how to fix it. No emotions or love, no happiness. It's nothing anymore.
>>676692462
i feel that. whats the issue at hand?
>>676693354
amazing
>>676693157
I know fat and ugly guys who have got laid
Tell me, where do you live?
Too many hot girls and you're scared of them?
Or you to proud to fuck a uggo?
>>676693516
well, in my opinion drinking isn't that bad. Hell, there's never been a time that drinking didn't make me happier when I was feeling depressed.
>>676688152
Well I hope someone would read this and it may be long but any advice is welcomed... My mom was widowed when I was 5 years old.. now im 21 and in college. I love my mother to death and any life decisions i make, she would be in the back of my mind when i do make it.. She worked for over 15 hours a day for 15 years to raise me... and i cant ever repay her for what she did.. she literally gave up her life to give me one.. so in my first college I went for business and art history( i want to open a art gallery or wanted to...) but dropped out due to financial problems..my mom would always talk about how ill never make money and how its important and this i very much understand... she would always push for me to go at biology and eventually take the mcat to become a doctor.. Biology, chemistry, organic chemistry whatever it may be comes really natural to me and so much so that i got into a major medical school after highschool with a good sum of money.. but i denied it because to tell you the truth i fucking hate science and have no interest at all of being a doctor.. My dream or what i really want to eventually do in life is to have my own art gallery/studio space that i can freely make my art in.. My mom never asked anything of me.. I rarely even got to see her growing up.. but after dropping out she straight out asked me to become a doctor.. (if she was a dick of a mom i wouldve said fuck that) but considering what she did for me my entire life.. i dont know what to do.. i DO NOT want to be a doctor or go to medical school.. but for the first time in life she is asking me to do something i have no desire of... im stuck.. im not a sociopath to just say fuck it and do my own thing so easily.. what would you do? ive talked to her many times about this and she always insists on going to medical school.. any advice?(im her only child)
>>676692730
i fucking miss Netflix. i saw some of the new ones, they are pretty dank. the few i saw before that, not sure if this season or last, but they take place in his kid days, they were dank nasty..
>>676693568
im the same anon who was asking about zoloft...
Oh life
https://youtu.be/dvptbpsAApU
>>676693367
I don't remember how I found them. All I listen to as well
>>676693671
Yeah. But it destroys your organs slowly, and it is addictive as shit. It's fine, definitely better than meds, but still not a great solution. Also, risk of becoming really unproductive, which doesn't help the main problem at all.
>>676693285
why not, right?
see, you should get a bunch of hookers, get in a high speed chase, and then right in the middle, just shoot up that OD.
crash the car, hopefully blow up and go out in a blaze of glory.
>>676693367
yeah, and when I listen to shit thats kinda sad and deals with what i'm going through, i just want to cry because it's too real.
I can't fucking win.
I'd like to join the military and straighten my shit out but i'm a fatfuck who can't run worth a shit and would probably be used as a meatshield.
>>676693846
well, in any event, I don't think that I'm gonna become addicted.
>>676693983
anger denial acceptance.
>>676692898
Honestly at this point sometimes I feel like Im just doing enough not to be a burden on my family.
I pretty much don't have any special talents or skills other than playing music but thats worthless nowadays. And to top it off its guitar.
Almost have an accociates degree but been putting off going back to school because its too fucking expensive and my shit job doesn't pay enough to allow me to do so without taking out loans and being broke.
Constant anxiety to some degree that makes me tired as fuck and spacey.
Cant fathom how most people muster up the time and energy to do work, school, and have social lives and relationships.
Yeah I get ya .
>>676694101
what the hell does that mean?
>>676693762
I only found them cause they came to town with pouya and months before the show I couldn't stop listening to them still can't
>>676693454
we went to hang out. i was quiet the whole time. she told me to fix that. i tried explaining to her that her friends made me feel uncomfortable since it takes me a while to warm up to people. but she wasn't having it. she ignored me ever since
>>676693217
I'm actually...not living with them. I still consider myself a failure.
Also, doesn't roaming around until turning to dust in your old age sound more pleasant than some little house in the middle of nowhere?
>>676690889
Low energy
>pic related
I've heard about this whole NEET thing. Both my college buddies and I (I just work) want to know if it's possible to be one in America. How are they supported. I want to waste my life more.
>>676693700
Dude when he caught his daughter smoking weed he had flash backs of his smoking days as a teen. It was deep... I have seen every show on netflix because at work I just sit there and watch shit on my laptop. Shit pay, but I enjoy doing nothing.
>>676693737
oh ha. i hadn't read that. i was on that as a boy. was on shit from 8 to 18.. if i ever become homless tho, i can at leaste sew my parents and hope the courts give a shit enough to make them keep me an apartment or something.. man drugs are a scam. they can work. but they are so fucked to sift through.. Adderall really helped my brain function tho.. i probly cant answer much but one thing il tell u is that theres more work to be done mentally(thinking about ur problems and thinking about the most logical way to feel about those feelings and shit) than with drugs.. they just burry it. if u wana hide from feelings with drugs u might as well get lost in ur head on acid and shrroms and shit, but that might be bad too..idk.. whatd u ask?
>>676694148
it applies to all things we lie to ourselves about. even if it doesn't effect you with alcohol at this point it will at some point he future. remember it.
>>676694181
oh sorry anon. didn't mean to assume. it would be nice to roam around but i feel it's better for me to just live alone.
>>676694387
I said that my school was requiring me to see a psychiatrist before I can return to class, and that my psychiatrist had prescribed zoloft, and I was trying to decide if I should actually take it or if I should just pretend to take it.
>>676694358
man that's probly what i caught, i didn't see him catch her tho. but yea hes doing beautiful work for sure. i love that hes keeping all the trippy stuff too. i figured that might fade out if the series stayed on but hes keeping it nice and weird. id love to just throw him in a van and just not let him leave, knowing that i wont hurt him of course.. but hed see the value in me wanting to kick it with him that bad..llol
Can you give me some fuckin space
>>676691137
howdy
Dear /b/ I hate my fucking life so much
>be me beta as fuck get a wonderfully grill
>keep in touch on kik and everything was heaven.
>until she stops reading my messages
>le me break up with her cause paranoid she is cheating with some1 but get together again for a while until few weeks again I broke up with her
>me thinks I'm happy but 1year later I realise I miss her to bits
>from that day I far to her pics
his response
>>676694772
I like how his show is weird at moments and you really cant predict whats going to happen. People do and say random shit. It reminds me of the increasingly poor decisions of todd margret.. Louis CK is so under rated. He deserves a late night talk show.
lately I've been pretty fucked in the head I feel like I'm a burden to my friends just being a sad sack of shit around them I feel like I'm a shitty child as well I got bad anxiety too I want to talk to new people especially girls but can't even send a message saying hi cause I start to panic and I've considered antidepressants but don't know where or how to get them and i wouldn't know how to bring it up to family or doctors and want to die but don't want to take my life just cause I don't want to do a selfish act hurting people that actually give a fuck
>>676695094
Do you mean "I fart to her pics"
>>676694169
oh, man u only blew the chance to fuck a dumb bitch. shes retarded is she did that.. a lot of people will give u a chance just to make u feel like u fucked it up. people are weak and do creepy gross social shit to steal energy. that's how true good and evil works. theres tons of bitches to fuck. u need a down bitch whos cool and shit. which there are few of but when u find it all this hell is so worth it.. im not fagging when i say that possibilitys are endless, especially now. that chick ur talking about is a waste of ur precious thoughts.
pic related my gf looks exactly like her for the most batshit reasons that u surly would not believe. u avoided a bitch tho, if u forget about her she will wonder why and try to get ur attention again. just watch. when she dose its bait. fuck that bitches feelings up if u can..lol
>>676695339
tell your parents that you want to see a psychiatrist about an issue you've been having (if they ask what it is, just say that you've been feeling anxious lately). Then go see a psychiatrist and be prescribed antidepressants
>>676695339
anti depressants are an easy out.... life isnt easy.
http://www.webmd.com/depression/features/are-antidepressants-effective
i relink go 3 paragraphs down.
>>676693633
hey me too
El paso texas, nah there's a modest amount of good looking women here but not like other places(so I've heard).
It depends honestly. I'd be down if she's not too fat.(I'm not fat so I think that's fair.) I know I don't put myself out there enough but at this point I feel so far behind that I'm kind of afraid I'll embarrass myself or for the most part I'm just lazy.
That being said getting laid isn't whats bothering me, it's just this fucking anxiety that occasionally fucks up my life.
>>676694720
well if u don't think u should feel the way u feel, it may help. but if ur sad or angry or whatever about shit.. it wont help.. its not gona make people less shity or more nice. and it might make u hate life more purly for no reason. like i said the work is probly upstairs..do u understand ur feelings that are negative or do they seem unwarranted and u don't know why u feel that way?
>>676694911
i say howdy...^^ ya know its short for how do you do.. words are fun..
>>676695442
thanks anon. sucks because we've been talking since we graduated high school. but i hope i find someone else. i wish you and your gf luck
>>676695772
well howdy there. how's it going?
>>676695561
well my mom got me to see a councilor cause she suspected something was up but even then I would start to panic as I mention it
>>676695202
im pretty sure he almost did you, there was an episode about that. dennis lery was on it i think. was a good one
I've been a drug (non-prescriped) user off and on since high school. I started using the heavy stuff about 6 years ago, and got clean for a little over a year and a half. I've relapsed since and am now addicted again. But, that year and a half of sobriety was the most productive and encouraging experience I've had in my life. Life is real when your clean. Your future matters to you, and you're aware that you're in a position to direct your life where ever it is you want to go. You know it's going to take time. But the time you're using, you're using it wisely. If you can Bros, don't do drugs. Drugs are made for people who are weak, and cannot handle life as it is raw.
>>676695704
I know why i feel the way I feel. However, I just want to kill myself just to be on the safe side, not due to depression.
>>676695657
god damn it yes.. thank u so much bro. that nigga was autistic and learned what he knew from the masters inside. and i mean those things in good ways..lol
>>676693682
honestly she should realize that once her kid is grown up, it should be his life to live.
it's great of her to have done what she has but I'm sure if she is an empathetic person she'll understand
if not then that sucks but it's not her life
>>676695419
No faggot fapping
>implying that his comment is /b/ material
I can never be just happy always happy & sad or just sad sometimes a little morbid ( is this a phase or some shit)
>>676696130
depends how old you are.
>>676696130
hopefully it is
>>676695617
Okay heres my secret,,, I am a 8 or 9 outta 10
Girls say I look like the fag from twilight
So I'm not afraid to ask any girl out. If they day no I play the cool card and keep making them laugh until they take off there panties.
I'm from a little place called chicago (you migght have heard of it)
Just pretend you're me and you'll get laid.
Or act like the coolest dickhead you know. Women love confidence, laughing, and having a good time.
Pretend life if one big movie and you're on a movie set... ready,,,, action
>>676695995
hmm seems scary to me. idk whats gona be there. could be worse than life. could be a painful vibration for no measurable amount of time until u get another chance at this stuff we are being right now. which i think it could be a lot worse...
>>676695339
I'm in the same state of mind right nowkinda. haven't been going out, not because of not wanting to, I just don't wanna burden my friends with my bullshit
>>676692898
Know that feel. But you are wrong on one thing: anyone can work if they just want to. You need to go to places in person and ask if it's possible to work there, even getting a shitty job will help you get your next job. I can't find anything I'm actually good at but there's always something that you are average+ in. Work on that and you will eventually become good at it, not as easily as those fuckers with natural talent but hey, gotta work with what you get.
>>676696255
>its not about the afterlife being bad, its about the present.
>>676692898
lol that pup is so cute.
>>676695775
just what it sounds like to me.. but people to weird shit and go back to being chill sometimes.. and thanx, iv been telling life i hate it pretty much 100x daily..lol straight cussing life out all day.. just tired with how shit is right now, but i keep trying to remember its temporary and other newer better shit is around the corner..
>>676696239
I've actually heard this advice before from a friend in highschool who would get a lot of chicks(football player, in shape, good looking etc.)
I don't have trouble breaking the ice or talking to women, I just suck at following through. I take to long to do anything basically.
I just don't have the mental energy for it most of the time or I end up just wanting to get drunk and not mind it.
>>676696501
But the good doesn't fall on your lap. Most of us need to make it happen
>>676696239
this disgusting normy faggot is right. disgusting hot sluts love dipshits who are proud to be plastic. this method wont work getting a gf unless u don't mind hating both urself and whatever dense bitch u snag. straight up.
>>676696048
I had a dream where aliens told me how to bend time and space and use wormholes to get to other planets. They need to use them because space is too damn big......
They also told me they told this to Edison and Tesla
>>676696830
There's ALOT of chicks out there that see past the superficial dudes and look for a guy that is real.
Is ice cream a feeling?
>>676696379
oh well it sounds like u have some real problems that need to be dealt with. are u in trouble or something? and i only meant it could be worse than the present... plus im pretty sure i died and am living out my hell. so u might just stay around dealing with it longer.. but whats the issues in class bullys or something? are u being a distraction? do u have torrets?
>>676688333
>>676688152
ur a lil bitch
plain
and
simple
>>676695094
just get a new one you faggot, infidelity is unforgivable.
>>676696830
I'm not a fag or plastic, but I be starin at them plastic tities tho
if homeboy is saying hes not interested in following thru then he is secretly gay. He needs to admit it to himself and just fuck off because I'm not buying the "I'm just not interested"
I banged my first chick at age 12 no lie
>>676697110
If you're feeling churned yet, cold
anybody have intermittent episodes of intense anxiety here?
just looking for ways to deal with it besides medication and shit.
>>676696769
i know right. thats partly why i feel so shitty cus im just going full on the king in ready to rumble.. like just like fucking it off out of pure bitterness for all the shit i been put through.. but thats life with demons, they gona change how u feel about that shit from moment to moment.. then all the sudden ur like" what the fuck am i even doing, how the fuck was that my brain just now..." true that tho, its all about action and effect..
>>676689319
lmfao wtf op
>>676690280
you white boys got it hard. i missed a whold semester because of depression. they didnt give a shit
>>676690423
i havent had a mom since i was 12
>>676697321
yeah sure I'm gay, I have other shit on my mind besides women and that consumes me to the point where I don't want to deal with women right now so I like dicks. you're totally right
>>676697430
Yea man, you gotta drop the victim card and play the cards your dealt. You can also just play it safe and stay comfortable with your parents and your part time job. But what you should donis take a risk. Risk your current situation towards a better one. What do you got to lose? Worse case scenario, you die. That's it.
>>676696926
dude u have a Skype? thats fucking crazy man. i am scared shitless of them dude. its been pretty much my only present fear my whole life. id shit everywhere.. at least they just said they were aliens and were doing the gods shit.. u don't want that ride man..lol shit idk. the spectrum is huge. some are made to stand running the void and some will probly wither even if they are brave enough to ball hard on that shit ya know.. is this a problem for u, scary, exciting? causing problems? i met a guy with a rams head in the bathroom of a trailer once.. wasn't to scared thankfully. he was fairly chill...
Late to the party, whats up /b/ros
>>676697936
nothing much. late night discussion about life
>>676697030
yea doi you dotnose..
>>676698018
Whats your story then?
Personally im 17 year old youngfag, live with both parents, and work at mcdonalds. Lookin good so far
>>676698065
DuHr!!
>>676697321
see this guys fucking retarded. he dosnt even know whats happening... i don't know what ur saying dude.. i wasn't dissing u, i was just agreeing with u. and what u just described is called being plastic.. u can take it wrong if u want but its the game ur playing and it only works on retards.. but thats ass, ass is cool.. tits are cool.. im simply talking about how some people want a real person to talk to and feel things with. idk what ur not buying, idk who was selling that..
>>676697901
No I'm not scared because 90 percent of alien creatures don't care about earth. Kinda like we dont care about ants.. the ones who came to me were ancestors of ours. They put their dna in apes and have been checking on us for thousands of years. Protecting us too. Reptilians would have destroyed us if they didnt secure us
>>676697321
Hah, BANGED a girl at 12? You hadn't even figured out how to thrust at that age. So don't say banged. You stuck your 12 year old weenie barely into a girl.
Hey bros I'm in a really weird situation for me.
I've been talking to this girl for the last few weeks and everything is going great
How do I care about her but without her becoming the dominant force in my life? My last GF was fucked and pretty much made my life revolve around her and I don't want that to happen again.
Due to my profession I get laid all the time but relationships are hard so I really want this to work but I don't want to come off as a desperate dude or do too much too soon and fuck it up.
Help me bros, literally any advice helps
>>676697801
nice guess on the parents. not sure if im offended..lol no job tho. fuck being around people. they bitch at me about the voices in their head..im like " i didn't get any future telling magic voice u punk bitch.. don't bring me ur fucking complaints.."
>>676698320
>>676698347
No idc man I knew what you were saying but you're wrong. I bang more then retards. Its about personality guys. Like seriously if you make them laugh you can have them. Have them all. The only chick I wouldnt be able to get is angala from the office. Christian types of girls... and that pic is gif is from 40 year old virgin
>>676698292
19. academic probation. have to community to raise credits but fucked that up. now wandering aimlessly. suicidal and lost the girl i loved. feel like a burden to everyone. you gotta be 18+ to post kid. kidding but you're 17 with a job so at least you're starting. i hope life treats you well and don't rush it.
>>676697296
It aint easy you fucking faggot specially when She was the one I suppose to share my.life with but whatever m8
>>676698670
Oh shit, you hear voices? Don't be offended, a lot of people are in this situation including myself. I live with my folks, and work part time. I'm going to school to help me gain some knowledge for a better job hopefully a career
>>676698471
when did they secure us? did they tell u of god? or is god a mystery to them as well? and i meant those particular aliens being scary..lol even one would be scary for me..
>>676698654
just casually talk to her. don't act like you want to bang her, act like you want know her.
>inb4 fedora faggot
I was born into a Muslim family but I don't believe in Islam.... no one knows but my little brother.
Plus my name gives me away as a Muslim.
I don't see people looking at me like yo that is Muhammad the atheist/Christian or whatever.
>>676698756
Ease off the Pepsi man, your neck gives away the thyroid problems
>>676698653
Uhh. Shit I came. I'm not gonna act like I remember it that well, but it happened
>>676698882
I appreciate that dude, I hope things work out for you, theres always light where it appears dark.
>>676699118
>>676698800
>make them laugh till they take their pantie off
>its about personality guys
see ur full of shit and ur to stupid to tell.. its fine bro. nobody has ever given a shit about ur brain and u just havnt had many real thoughts other than deep shit on tv that made u think the very same deep shit and nothing else with no understanding of what deep is or why its even important. thats my opinion. good luck twilight.
>>676699222
Checkm
>>676699198
That's more like it
>>676699041
That's what I'm doing, I just dont have much experience with relationships due to my profession so I don't want to seem too interested and scare her off you know?
>>676698937
no i don't hear any. people bitch at me specifically about the voices they hear.. and yea i figured u didn't mean anything by it, jp..lol but yea. the economy is just like that now. they making it impossible to not rely on the gov cus they know we are close to figuring out we don't need most of the shit they are taking our money for..
>>676698946
They are our god bro.. if it was in real life I would be scared but it was a dream so it was comforting.
We are in there sights at all time. When we are in danger they stop it because we are their science project. Kinda like an alien ant farm
and I dont get tied down to twitter fb and shit, used to have msn when I was a teenager
>>676699118
same face when
>>676698756
>>676699528
Yea man but you've got to show some interest, you know? Just be yourself, talk to her you would a woman you weren't interested in.
>>676699289
Think what you want,,, the bitches call me Edward ;)
>>676699210
hope so man. if i hit 21 and nothing changes... well i have to punch my own ticket. so any plans once you graduate?
>>676699717
This ^
>>676699528
I'm a lucky bastard whose getting laid tonight, what's great is my gf's boobs are getting bigger and she likes being on top during sex so it is god damn arousing watching her enjoy herself while her tits bounce in the air.
>>676699553
Well no one is making you buy anything, it's totally up to you. But you should think about your future man. Go to school, I learned that at a late age. I'm not saying go out and get a PH.D but at least start off with a certificate. Don't get comfortable with where you're at in life cause it's gonna stay like that.
>>676699927
Doggy is better dumbfuck
>>676699796
Well im trying to go for computer engineering, I have a girlfriend atm, so if all goes well which I hope they will, we would probably move into a small apartment, or something. Obviously though, idk what life will throw at me you know? Shits scary
>>676699666
Oh shit, nice trips.
>>676699583
i forgot i asked and was like wwhat.lol i feel u. thats just some shit id love to hear more about. although in my opinion theres still a god who mad them. our mother made us and takes care of us, but shes only a part of god, not the everything. just as a food for thought, i don't claim to know anything for sure really. what more can u tell me about them..? did they mention anything about the future of earth? or any specific people.. or certain power struggles..... or stuff like that?
>>676699746
yes that makes my point for me.. the fact that u said that and u don't know it makes my point, adds to my point..lmao u are fucking pricless.
>>676700074
If you're an ass man maybe, but it's all about the titties.
>>676699666
It's sad dude cause you don't know how to converse. You just annoy cause it's the only thing you know how to do, and you do it well too.
>>676700092
it is. but you have a better standing than me when i was 17. i fucked up because i had no plan. you do. where you from, if you don't mind me asking?
>>676700074
>>676700390
Ass is where it's at boys
>>676699717
>gota show interest
>like you would a woman you weren't interested in.
tell me this is that twilight nigga and il die fucking laughing..lol
>>676700457
Np dude, im from the US, NC
>>676699952
u don't have to buy stuff for them to take money. collage is pretty much certified scam now.. public college aint fucking people that hard.. but those degrees are loosing value daily to people with more job experience.
>be me
>be 90s
>everything pretty cool
>don't know anything about the world
>no drama, no financial trouble, no girl troubles
>parents are great
>do nothing but play vidya
>the world seemed a lot brighter back then
>be in 5th grade
>teacher shows a live video of George Bush ceremony
>teacher really excited about all the good change that's going to come at the turn of the millennium
>16yrs later
>world is a mess, parents are financially fucked, people only care about their tech & celebrities, working my ass off to make something of myself
At least I have /b/
>>676700114
oo dang, thanx for checkms homes. i woulda missed that. anyone know what happened erlier with the 67666666 roll? i figured someone went ahead and shitposted pizza or something..lol
>>676700482
Fag
>>676700149
This dream was in 2007. I remember vividly because its when I stopped believing in God.
If god impregnated mary then jesus is an alien because god wss from not this earth. Kinda likr how people claim to be probed and raped by aliens. Jesus and Hercules have alot in common
Every religion starts with something coming from above. Like Chinese with their dragon. Back in the day if you were going to describe a space ship it would be like, fire eyes, shinning, smoke coming from behind.. idk I had almost 10 years of research
They didnt tell me ablut the future more about the past... like they thought I was smart enough for the wisdom or some shit. Only one spoke to me and he didnt open his mouth. I just knew ehatnhe was saying, it was hard to explain. Like he gave me knowledge
>>676700582
HAHA, fucking aye, you edited the shit out of my words though, and made them your own, just so you come off as edgy.
>>676700624
cool man. houston, tx here. cheap to live but goddamn does the weather sucks here. i'm planning to save some money and go to maine
>>676700888
I would be mad if not for the trips
>>676700938
Awesome dude, I was born up in Connecticut, lived there till I was 9. Anyways, Im heading to work, It's been nice Anon, take care of yourself bro. Thanks for being real af
>>676700420
lmao im half the convo in hear bro. i think our exchange is just the one we had..lol idk what to tell u. i know the type u mean and im not about that life. weve barly had any exchange really. didnt mean to hurt ur bott or whatever.. ur the one who came up correcting me when u didnt understand me in the first place.. then u said all that stuff about my neck( i guess u think ijm the guy in that gif.. i drink dr pepper man..) and now ur saying i annoy and don't converse.. thats sad that u think that..
>>676692898
Holy fuck anon, it's not hard. I was an anxious little fuck, everybody who didn't understand me hated me, failed highschool and had zero social skills. Know what I did? I hit the the fucking gym, not because a strong body makes a strong mind but because men have to be beat to shit to be worth anything. The sooner you accept that the sooner you become successful.
>Go to school, I know man it's gonna be really Fucking hard to pay for it.
>Talk to girls man
>Live your damn life, for yourself
I know, it's easier said then done. But, once you start thinking like this you are already there. Quit self loathing, get off your fucking ass. Know what made me chill the fuck out around people? Working in a kitchen full of ghetto ass black people and going to a gym full of hot bitches.
>>676700582
Nah wasnt me /b/ro.. my shift ends at 5 then Edwards going home
>>676701216
alright bro. good luck at work
>>676700916
dude no. thats what u said. i don't have time to do that shit word for word..lol u are straight up pretending if u think thats not what u said dog..lol and i don't have to come off edgy, im pure fucking originality incarnate.
>>676701363
hah, naw my butt ain't hurt man. I thought you were just some dude trolling and starting shit up with everyone. My bad man, I'm actually a pepsi man, Dr. Pepper is really good too. But com'on man save me some face, of course I know you ain't the pepsi kid.
>>676700092
Anon, your a fellow PC bro. I respect that. Please, be smart about your degree. Find something that will get you a job if your getting a degree. Like an associates will do you great. I see so many people with compsci degrees that have absolutely no clue what to do.
>>676700895
no i feel u. when i met jesus he didnt move his mouth i just heard him. had a convo about how and why and shit, but i was so young it wasn't a productive convo.. he mention the word avatar.. and im not touching the impregnation stuff..lol but yea i get that religion can be about aliens, and in a lot of cases i believe that. but to me theres still has to be a "god" that created all things and all dimentions. and thats the thing about gods and aliens, aliens can be interdimention and not just from in our physical universe.. which gods are in other dimentions too, but its all how u view it. to some higher ups we are a video game and they don't think we even feel this shit...interesting stuff tho man. iv been all about this kinda stuff for ssome years now..
>>676700938
katy tx nigga. u smoking? i gota van if u wana chill..lol jk
>>676701647
You don't gotta lie to kick it man, it's alright. I'll let you slide
>>676702224
shit. never thought i've meet a fellow texan here. how's it going man?
>>676701925
i use to talk mad shit about pepsi, but then i tried it again after years and its not that bad, like coke but sweeter. dp is just much more complex taste to me.. wernt far off tho i drink that shit constantly..lol
>>676701002
>Being mad when someone on /b/ calls you a fag for liking something actual faggots will put their dicks into
>being mad if called a fag for any reason
This is why you're a fag, anon.
>>676702148
It's funny, the Freudian minds. Doesn't it make you feel stupid? I feel like a puppet :( I will try DMT and experience life along with it... Maybe work is what can separate myself from others, I doubt it. Since I was young, I've been in constant awe of the world. Actually had a lot of existential issues because of it when I was young.. I don't mind dying, please tell me about birth anon.
>>676702654
Well man ... STOP!
>>676702281
i havnt met a person worth lying to yet.. i doubt its u..
>>676702731
Better yet, what was life like before you were born?
>>676702148
Someone tried more then 5 times to whipe out the dinosaurs. I think to start apes... the aliens could have been like "aye these apes are too fucking dumb to dig for gold and shit for us". So they put their dna in us. After they left they could have been like "Alright fuck them flood that shit". And just like my dad just fucking split and never looked back. The farther you go in space the more time passes so they are now further in the universe and the future
>>676703074
Fucking lie right there. You're telling me you've never lied?
>>676700771
The world was always shit, newfags trying to be oldfags. Smh tbh fam
>>676702459
they around. i seen the pic of a girl i dated and even had a convo with someone wh claimed to know and or fucked her..just kicking it really, down to some shwag, been on dank forever before that so its not doing shit for me..lol
>>676703015
i did already...
>>676703179
So you're a zecharia Sitchin. what you're talking about is exactly the stuff dude writes his books about. Claiming it's all true too. Like a modern day Joseph Smith
Fuck, I'm up late. it's 2:30pm here in California
>>676703488
I dont know him. I better look into his philosophy then
>>676703229
sorry to hear that man. i don't even what i do if i saw the girl i liked with another dude
>>676702731
i hope to fucking shit i don't ever remember that..lol iv had enough of that shit dug up for me..lol il be choosing to forget most of my life soon anyways, and simply move forward with the knowledge that that info wasn't usefull to me and that i left it behind.. yea i want dmt bad. and im not sure what u mean full about the Freudian thing.. yea we be puppets and shit tho, that dose suck a few dicks,, the crazy shit is how they make us think they are our choices.. or maybe its a bluff they get our energy by makes us thin even are true free will is a lie.. i went into astral and saw myself crawling on the wall like a demon and shit.. that was nuts just before i i woke basically in a bag being swung at the fucking walls and shit.. my gf is a master at astral, i am not..lol its fucking my shit up right now too..lol
>>676703179
yea the whole time and space thing pisses me off royally.. and sorry to hear that about ur dad. to be honest. i have a mom and dad and they are shit on legs.. most people end up feeling the same. not to sound callous tho..but thats life. if u don't hurt u don't end up awesome.. it sucks.. everyone with good lives and everything they want turn to shit..
>>676703221
oh i lie..but deff not in order to chill with nobody. like i said. i havnt met a person worth that yet and i don't think anyones gona be so dank i sell myself out like that. why are u still talking..lool
>>676703109
Kinda like sleeping I'd guess. Gives you some weird thoughts when you really think about it though.. Really weird. Idk if I believe the alien thing anon, but I believe the world is a truely magical place. Evolution is something remarkable, sentience (no matter how construited it is) is also something truely amazing. I feel like the only real part of me though is intuition. Like my appreciation for the complexity of the world we live in, my want to learn and my hatred for the confides of my mind is the real "me". Then again, I sound like everybody else. No matter how much I deny it, I accept it. Just like I accept the fairness of life and death.
>Pic related, it's love.
>>676703733
Bro I think you will get farther in your life research if you stop thinking there must be a creator. Some dude in the bible bowed down when the presents of god came down from heaven. Humans are natureral fighters,and we have weapons. Yet the sight of him coming from above scared him shittless and he bowed. Could have been just an alien. A being acting like a god for his own purposes. In the bible (which was rewrote 17 times) God tries to prove a point to satan that his people will pray to him and thank him even when he destroys his family. Wtf. He killed all his family to prove a point to the devil???
No creator would do that.
And if so fuck you "God" come get me
>>676703715
lol oh it wasn't like that, she was an ex. i hadn't any fucks to give when he was saying she was a hoe around town.. but i did realize she was cheating by how loose she was one day.. got her to admit it during the banging and kinda railed the shit out of her cussing her out over it.. she came hard over it tho..lmao but yea same. if i saw my current female with another dude id hate life a million times over for like a bit.. then probly get over it cus people are monkeys so its like whateves..lol but at first id be like fuck,,lol
>>676704340
But when you look at the outer self first, before the inner self you feel like a lot less of a slave to the guy on a typewriter in your head.
>>676704054
I tried to slip in a joke about my dad. Thanks man. He really did leave me and my brother. I'm over it now. I'm pretty sure if I knew you in real life we would be friends. Nicest dude I've ever talked to on /b/ lol
Why bother trying? What if I want to comfortably slip into disrepair and death?
>>676704498
sounds great man. at least you didn't become a cuck, am i right?
Life's has hit its pinnacle in negative thoughts and emotions, has anyone gotten to the edge but didnt jump? Why? What stopped you? Subconsciously do I fear death or the repurcussions on my family and friends?
That's right I like my girls bbw. The kind that want to suck you dry and then eat some lunch with you.
>>676704670
short version go
>>676704886
Is it the empathy part of my brain or the pineal gland? :(
>>676704886
drink alcohol
>>676704409
firstly i disagree. the fact that all thigns exist, to me means someone made it. and someone made him, inifnantly.. ur assuming i mean the biblical god. i don't buy into religions. but i don't think they are just false. they are wrong probly in a lot of ways. yea people made storys to explain him that are batshit.. and they have nothing to do with me knowing theres a god. i see where ur coming from, but ur wrapped up in religion being pushed on u. ul get farther if u let go of thinking that their isn't one.. u don't have to think there is.. i didnt make a choise of is or isn't at many times in life.. but to say there just isn't.. seems silly to me but thats ur thing..but people these days will believe in ghosts, quantum physics, magic, but then god isn't logical.. most atheists in my opinion are just trying to feel smarter and like they havnt been fooled by man or god, most religious people tend to just try to feel better than others in terms of "god loves me and not u" "im not fooled by the devil and man" its all bullshit. i just learn for myself and feel what i feel without letting the rest of peoples opinions egt in the way too much. but if someone says they met god, i believe them.. i wouldn't care what ur saying about aliens if u hadn't met them..lol
>>676705240
Star dust
Gold dust
>>676704698
naw..lol bitches are really desperate to cuc a nigga..lol so it happens.. u just gota burst their bubble and not give a shit..
>>676704611
i laughed and awed at the same time..lol good to know man. most people people turn straight ignorant retard as soon as they speak to me.. so im glad i could leave a good impression..lol
>>676705404
i love those guys.. really digging golddust now that hes droped the gay stuff.. and the road stripes on his paint now.. its fucking beautifull to me for some reason..
>>676705404
Shiiiiiieeet, well said friend.
>>676705323
Every atom and chemical that makes up this earth and humans are found in space and all started from the big bang. I think thats where our universe started. Think of bubbles, they pop up and then burst all in different patterns and timing. We are in the same bubble until we bust. Then blackness for eternity
well i'm off to sleep guys
>>676705181
Man turns 18, gets kicked out, lives like shit, becomes thief, hates it, gets job, finds girl who helps, she dead.
>>676706021
He couldnt cut it without any mask or makeup. He used to be a character named seven with a white michael Myers looking mask.
I liked when he dressed goofy and shit because it made him stand out. I was born in 88 so I grew up watching wcw and wwf
>>676706021
I want to proceed that to, anon.
>>676706056
yea.. none of that makes a difference to me tho..lol like that could all be true. but i don't think empty nothing(void of even being space) all the sudden had a big bang or explosion and then life and thought happened.. if that happened someone made it happen.. the higher alien ant farm. we are all piece of god, probly even aliens. and theres a whole multiverse and other dimentions to think about man.. logic is a myth dude.. we are just in a simulation called "reality" its just the program we are in.. thats what gives u the idea that its all science.. i trust and agree with science. but thers just much more meaning to life to me than that..
>>676706608
what ya mean bro? ya lost me?
>>676706464
yea hes not great wrestler, but hes awesome for a show. u can tell he loves it, thats what i like..
>>676706796
Nothing, I thought you knew me more then I thought.
>>676707083
im sure i do..lol i just don't know what ur referring to..lol u wana proceed what too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65EfTFUFDwI
>>676707261
Just self projection onto completely unrelated topics lol
>>676707617
spit it out then man. i don't care what the topic is..lol just go for it..
>>676707838
Fine, lets talk acid. The "I really love the guy, now he's really digging gold dust". I'm getting an awsome job coming up in a few months here as a T1 tech job. I feel as if you'd like me for that. "He's dropped the gay stuff" as in my virginity and anxiety towards life and the "Road stripes on his paint" Road stripes as in directions and goals, paint as in life. It's dumb. I know. I keep these thoughts to myself.
>>676706021
>>676690280
Don't take them, doctor prescribed me then way to soon, fucked me up had to leave collage
>>676708793
It's hard to make sense of it online honestly. I feel you kind of get what I'm saying. Idk maybe I'm just crazy, that's fine to.
>>676708793
lol i didnt mean u. u meant the wrestler golddust, he use to actlike a tranny. but now hes just being himself.. and him and stardust are in the rodes family( long line of wrestlers) so part of his paint are those yellow stripes on a black road.. yea thats how i see it, as related to his journey and stuff.. im sure he sees both those when he came up with it. u must be on something homie. i just got into trippy stuff recently. shit can be crazy..lol slavia took me some fucking places my dude..lol
>>676709348
i meant i when i said u the second time i said u but not the first time.. the first u was u, the second u was i*. i mean these word how im saying them, so don't think im getting all meta on u..lol also to go back. virginity and axiety arnt gay stuff man. those are totally fine things to deal with. only lame people diss those kinda things. people who need the upper hand ya know..
awesome convos in here tonight guys. loved these few hours.
>>676688333
Damn 2checked4me.
Double dubs and trips
