I'm 26 and my penis is a little less than 2 inches long
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I'm 26 and my penis is a little less than 2 inches long when I'm fully hard.
I read a research study that says size actually does matter in bed, for orgasms...
I also read another study that recently found the average ideal penis size for women is 6.4 inches...
I bought a penis pump, and I've been pumping for months, my penis isn't getting any bigger though.
It also sucks because I have to special order condoms from the UK that are small enough to fit my penis... Normal size condoms fall right off...
I was testing one of these small condoms out in my bed recently, and when I woke up the other day from a nap... It was stuck to the back of my shirt and I think my female roommate saw it... It's so much smaller than a regular condom, I don't think she could tell what it was, but I really wish I had a much bigger dick so I wasn't so anxious about my size all the time.
Is size really that important?
Pic related
honestly i would just kill myself if i were you OP
you're not going to triple your size with a pump
>>676683308
if theres such a thing as too small or too big then yeah size does matter
also if your female roommate pointed it out to yeah she could probably definitely tell what it was if it looks like a condom at all, theyre the same width throughout, not like a balloon that is baggier on the end part and rounder
also if u use the penis pump when anyones in your house they can probably tell youre using it penis pumps are a very specific sound not a lot of stuff sounds like them unless you inflate bicycle tires a lot or have an air mattress bed good luck being discrete
ya well my shits 3 inches and i know i'll never fuck a bitch or even enjoy sex myself with such a small dick
Speaking of triple, check out these trips.
damn nigga how that even happen
>>676683308
>special order condoms from the UK that are small enough
Died right there, also dick rate thread
>>676683308
when people say that size isnt that important, theyre talking about 6 inches vs 7 inches. not 6 inches vs 2 inches. ffs she prolly wouldnt even know it's in.
>>676683308
well, what's important is that your significant other always gets an orgasm, always. And you can easily achieve that with your tongue.
Use your creativity and you can become a fuck god without a dick
>>676683308
Short answer: Kinda
Long answer: most women don't experience and orgasm from vaginal stimulation alone. many need clitoral stimulation or some other thing to help along with this. while your dick may not be a panty dropper, im sure that you'll have no problems making a girl cum. The easiest way is to just rub her clit a bunch whether it be with your fingers or your tongue. Also, if you find her g-spot some really good techniques can be used there to induce body numbing orgasms. I personally have an average size penis (6.5 ish inches) and i can make my girlfriend cum with it alone, but often its easier and more rewarding to use other things.
tl;dr use your hands or tongue instead of your dick to make her cum
source: girlfriend
>>676683860
pencil/10
>>676683308
>Is size really that important?
Unfortunately for you, yeah it is.
You'll never satisfy a woman with a penis that small. Not with your dick. You could finger her or eat her out or something, but you'll never satisfy a woman with your dick.
Sorry dude. Not being cruel, just realistic.
lost it @ 2nd line. Sucks for you /b/ro
>>676683308
HOLY SHIT dude your dick IS TINY
theres no way you can ever make a girl orgasm with your dick
what really sucks for you is most girls in your age range have had sex already and have probably had at least an average dick before
so yeah... most girls you can try to date now... know the difference
ocean of the motion saying is really bullshit
if any girl in her 20's pulls that out of your pants she will not consider you a keeper and even if you have a one night stand she will be 100% faking it
like honestly a lot of tampons are longer than that i think
ps penis pumps dont actually work, nor do pills
if you have a penis like yours in the micropenis range theres not a lot you can do
>>676683308
Okay, so if you're ordering condoms specially from the UK, that at least means you're getting laid.
Lesbian women make due with without dicks, you can too. Work on your head game and confidence. Most women can't or don't orgasm vaginally anyway so go ham on that clit.
Find one that likes you and stick with her.
Hope you like eating pussy.
Listen. These faggots on here wont v say anything relevant. The onlyvway to increase size is surgical and its very painful and can only do so much. Just get used to it. Accept it. Find another outlet, maybe sex isnt your thing. You can do a lot without your penis.
>>676683308
fuck her with a dildo then jerk off on her titties when she's satisfied and and in mid orgasm (they last 20 seconds usually) thats prob the best ur gunna get out of that little peter piper pecker
Mine is 9cm (3,41inch), 11cm (4,3inch) at best by pushing my hips forward, and it's already very small. I didn't know people could have penises even smaller than mine. Not that there is a difference anyway.
With our penises we'll never be able to be one of those fuckers but if you ever met a nice woman it is not she'll dump you for having a tiny dick.
I'm still virgin at 31y lol but it was due my autism and anxiety rather than my penis, as I had chances even with 7/10 grills.
Advice? Work out, earn money, don't get isolated at home nor lose hope. I did and it was terrible but even today I know I had my chances even with a small penis.
How do you even masturbate? I'm really sorry, man. You look like you've got a good body though, so if you have a personality maybe they can overlook the penis.
>>676683308
Damn dude that sucks. You don't even look fat or anything. Damnnnn poor guy
>>676684097
hahaha dude if your girlfriend starts telling you that stuff it means your dick's small or you suck at sex.
Yeah when a girl says size doesn't matter, that is if you can use why you have. I have about a 5.5 inch dick and I can make my girlfriend cum quite a few times, and she agrees that my penis is not very big. Her ex had a bigger dick than me but he didn't know how to use it so she barely ever got off with him. Worst case scenario you get with a girl and you have to finger and eat her out a lot, and I mean a lot.
Rate
I'm not that huge either OP, I can still satisfy. Same cockfag from before
More pictures OP
If your dick is small get good at fingering/licking that's about your only saving grace my friend.
im 8 inches and i fuck like a rabbit and never had any issues making girls cream.
but i am not that great at the tongue game, not a real fan of doing it and my tongue gets tired very fast/hurts really bad after a couple minutes which has upset some but my dicks big enough and im good enough in that aspect.
>>676684822
I'll suck your dick
>>676684097
>The easiest way is to just rub her clit a bunch
virgin detected
>>676684507
all you anon's with small penises, really your best shot is to be a gay bottom.
i'm being honest with you, at least you'll have a chance at enjoying sex because with little 2 inch gummy worm dicks you aren't gonna be experiencing anything more than disappointment even if you do get the chance to put it in.
>>676683308
Man...I felt a little inadequate at 6 inches.
>>676684787
>that is if you can use why you have
wat
Yeah that sucks.
I'm just over 7 inches and I thought mine could a few more inches. I couldn't imagine being 2 inches wtf. I read about that shit today, it's called micropenis. That's a legit medical term.
>>676684982
Size is measured when fully erect, from shaft base (at the pubis) to tip of glans (the distal end of the penis).
1% of men worldwide have a penis measuring longer than 8¾ inches
3% of men worldwide have a penis measuring 7¾ to 8¾ inches
11% of men worldwide have a penis measuring 7 to 7¾ inches
19% of men worldwide have a penis measuring 6¼ to 7 inches
29% of men worldwide have a penis measuring 5½ to 6¼ inches
21% of men worldwide have a penis measuring 4¾ to 5½ inches
9% of men worldwide have a penis measuring 4 to 4¾ inches
4% of men worldwide have a penis measuring 3¼ to 4 inches
2% of men worldwide have a penis measuring 2¼ to 3¼ inches
1% of men worldwide have a penis measuring less than 2¼ inches
>>676684787
>>676685102 what you have, sorry I'm a piece of shit.
>>676685205
Wait it's from the shaft base from underneath? Shit I'm over 8 than.
>>676685205
Well at least you're in the 1% op.
Bottom 1%.
Be proud.
>>676685339
My point is that a very small percent of men have a penis larger than 5 inches.
>>676685487
kek
lol pretty sure more than 1% of dicks are over 8"
source: im gay
>>676685339
Your pubis is the top part, dude.
>>676685656
dirty faggot
Dont wory u will never use it
>>676683308
how big is it when soft?
and whats your girth when hard?
>>676684815
You look just fine. Normal.
Normal?
fuark OP, i've always been insecure about my dick size from porn, but jesus i would hate to be you
rate this
>>676683308
Show your microdick
The average size is 5.5, so you're just making up for all the people with huge dicks.
honestly bro... an hero, it's not worth it
>>676686024
I mean you're suckable. I wouldn't worry about size at all. Not too big or small.
>>676686055
You're pretty big, you look like you're not all the way hard yet
>>676683308
Yes, its a big deal not everyone is born with great everything im 5'5 and have a dick that gave every girl i screwed a very sore vagoo but id gladly lose an inch or 2 to be a foot taller
This may help
>http://www.menshealth.com/best-life/micropenis-sex-secrets
>>676683308
concentrate on making money.
fuck hookers until you can afford an asian wife
>>676683308
would anyone pay 20 bucks for all the dick picks you want?
Im really desperate and short of money
>>676683308
You'll basically never be able to have normal penetration sex, sorry. There aren't any current mainstream surgeries that can fix a micro penis, which is what your condition is.
But you are in luck in an odd way. There are certain women who are actually into micro penis', there's also a condition that's both natural and sometimes medical related that results in women with an extremely shallow vagina which means they can't have penetration sex anyway. Your best bet is finding a woman with either a small wiener fetish or a mangled vagina. But you'll probably have to settle for an uggo...but chances are you're ugly too so it should work out. Also if you're fat or overweight lose it, the fat around your dick can absorb inches.
>>676683944
>you can become a fuck god without a dick
Jesus, thats like wow you are fucking retarded faggot
Rate my micro penis plz.
>>676685656
Faggot
>>676686929
>>676683944
you cant become a fuck god but you can still get good at it (read: Secrets to Pleasing a Woman from a Guy with a Micropenis), lesbians didnt always have strap ons and some have never used them they have very very creative ways of fucking that involve no dick at all.
>>676683308
Unfortunately, size does matter at a certain point. I.e. if it's excessively small to the point that it doesn't really stretch the vaginal opening then it's not likely to be able to cause on orgasm.
That being said, you can still make a chick cum in others ways. Learn to find a girl's g-spot with your fingers and you can literally have them melting in the palm of your hand.
Also, EAT THE PUSSY. Eat the pussy well and the chick will love you forever. You're not without hope OP, just adapt and survive!
>>676686631
Literally the best advice in the thread, at this point your dick is no more so the only way women will not leave you is if you got mad cash
>>676683308
Sometimes I think life isn't fair
>>676683308
Shave all your body hair, dress like a girl and go find some dick. It's probably the only way to get laid at this point with your situation.
fukn kek song is perfect for this thread and it just came up
>>676687563
It's like someone glued an acorn to the bottom of his torso. My fifth pic.
>>676684439
mods! 12yo detected
>>676683755
>>676683308
Fetlife, my friend. You can literally find a chick who gets off on the idea of small dicks.
>>676687388
>Secrets to Pleasing a Woman from a Guy with a Micropenis
KEK, that bitch is gonna make you a cuck in .34 seconds
>>676686929
your a virgin.
>>676687675
I have just what OP needs.
>>676688100
And you a retard
as long as you got brains you got nothing to worry about
>>676688240
lmao he admitted it..
>>676683308
Haven't had sex with my wife in 6 months. Because my dick is too huge for her, wrecks her every time and she only feels pain. Having a big dick can be bad
>>676688481
true concepts don't make a lie any less of a lie
Just use your mind to give her an orgasm
>>676688771
this nigger has a point
>>676688862
be mentally gay
and blow her mind
>>676683308
>I read a research study that says size actually does matter in bed, for orgasms...
>I also read another study that recently found the average ideal penis size for women is 6.4 inches...
youve been reading false "studies" me amigo
>>676688941
>>676683308
> I have to special order condoms from the UK that are small enough to fit my penis
literally top kek
fucking brits have tiny cocks
>>676689054
lmao ur straight up saying u have a small dick that works really well for girls..nice..
>>676683308
Learn to eat pussy LIKE A BOSS.
>>676689351
mods 12yo detected
>>676684507
m8 I was a virgin until 27 and I've got a huge dick, I'm good looking and I got first class honours in my undergrad. I was just nervous and so stoned all the time.
>>676689456
too bad calling for mods instantly makes you a fucking nigger hahaha
>>676687342
Pic is ten years old faggot
>>676683308
Only pic I got. ...I feel small too OP but you could get an extender?
> 5.5-6" length
> 5-5.5" girth
> curved down
> virgin
Am I good enough guys, being fat has made me softer erection wise
>>676689599
Nah, niggas ain't snitches tho.
>>676689729
>2016
>people still care about dick size
Holy shit how much of a insecure fuck are you to care about the size of your member, there is way more to life than the constant crippling depression of having a small dick, stop caring.
Also virtual reality seks soon feels good man
>>676689735
nigger detected
>>676689802
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>>676689968
True....but shit, id still like be bigger, if we want girls and girls care/affected by it we should adapt. Sex is an instinct, life im the city and dreams aren't
>>676690200
Why? No one touches it but me, plus that was a few months ago
>>676690319
Listen dude, if you want a girl for the purpose of just have seks, get a whore, if you want a girl to actually love, she won't care about the size of your dick, otherwise shes not worth it.
>special order tiny condoms from UK
>>676683308
Sex on drugs OP?
not ruffees but lsd might make them feel more.
Can Anyone back me up?
>>676683308
https://www.pegym.com/
>>676683308
From what I hear, you need between three and five inches to do a woman any good. Sometimes more, depending on the chick, but rarely less. Sorry dude, the universe handed you the short straw real bad.
My recommendation: get real good at eating pussy. It ain't that hard, it's just the proper application of two fingers and a strong tongue. As long as they know how good you are at that, you can get a goddamn 10 to stay with you.
>>676686703
anyone?
Have you tried taking dick in the ass? It may be enjoyable for you.
>>676683308
the g spot is only about an inch or two inside the vagina, with the right position you can make a girl orgasm from penetration, if she is capable of doing so. Some girls aren't. Either way, being able to make a girl cum with your mouth/fingers is a necessary skill anyway so learn up. Don't be disheartened by that "study", that includes personal preference and vanity and shock value and all that. Girls like the IDEA of a big dick but really if you can get them off they won't care what you're packing. Don't pay attention to porn, don't pay attention to immature virgins spouting nonsense. Be confident and know what you're doing in bed and you'll do just fine.
>>676690598
But whores havr std...
And you knoe....your right.not sarcasm, just hurts not being bigger...
>>676690744
on acid you won't be interested in sex. try ecstasy
>>676683308
average ideal penis size for women is being rich
>>676691026
Is lsd same as acid?
Kinda wanna try both
Use a dildo or a strap.
Stop whining
>>676690909
Its fine man, just know there is way more to life than seks
>>676690767
>eating pussy
>two fingers
don't get me wrong, fingers can often help things along, or be fun in their own right, but you're not truly good at eating pussy until you can get a girl off with your mouth alone.
But it's all up to what your girl likes. Some like only fingers, some like only tongue, some like both.
>>676691138
yes, in general LSD = acid
but most of the stuff sold as "acid" these days isn't LSD, as real LSD is very very hard to manufacture. Mostly you'll get RCs (research chemicals) which are hit or miss. Might be an awesome trip, might be a nightmare, might OD and give you a seizure, might do jack shit.
>>676691291
Hmm...any formal way of telling if its good if I buy some?
Hows lsa?
And as a chem major I wanna try to manufacture for my own sake
>>676683944
>you can become a fuck god without a dick
>>676690892
This guy knows what's up.
>>676690598
Meh. Sexual attraction plays a role, and not being able to orgasm with the person you love wears off the love sooner or later. Not saying it's impossible to find someone who would love you and wouldn't care, but you can't just brush off the issue.
>>676691525
there are test kits you can buy online that will tell you if it's real LSD. Other than that, just find a dealer you can trust. They should be able to tell you the dosage on the blotter/tab...and if it's LSD it should be in MICROgrams. Don't get me wrong, RCs can be fun too but you have to be careful. You can't OD on LSD but you can on RCs. I don't know as much about LSA but I'd advise the same
>>676691876
Ok, thank you anon, last thing ill ask is molly/xtc worth it? I want to trip good with lsd but might work my way up.
>>676684787
>Her ex had a bigger dick than me but he didn't know how to use it so she barely ever got off with him.
>>676692358
never taken it myself, but again you just have to be careful. Make sure you have a source you trust, so you know you're getting pure MDMA and not some garbage cut with fuck knows what. Stay hydrated on that stuff, and don't do it too often or you'll end up with serotonin syndrome.
Confession: I have a larger size penis, 7.5", decent girth too. When I was younger and beta I'd get off on small penis humiliation clips, women telling me I was inadequate. Fortunately, I..grew out of that.
>>676692868
Well fuck. ..whats mdmA...
Maybe im to old/late for this
> 19
>>676693118
MDMA is the acronym for the chemical name of ecstasy, that's all. "Molly" generally refers to pure ecstasy as well
>>676684340
Why would you assume he's getting laid just because he's ordered condoms?
>>676693251
Ok, well thanks anon. Night
>>676684097
this.
Also, make her orgasm (with hands/tongue), then go for sex. The extra stimulation will help with the lack of length.
>>676691183
I won't argue that, man. I've been with the same woman for three years now, she gets off quickest and most frequently when I do it that way. I have made her come with my mouth alone, but if I can get a better result with less effort, why shouldn't I?
>>676685339
You kind of stab the base of the ruler into your pubes until you hit bone, measure along the top of your dick (the non-balls side).
15 inches here
>>676693650
seconding this. while this isn't always true since i've been with the same girl for 2 years, in general i always start every new sexual encounter with oral. That way I know I can get her off at least once, because while I can usually get most girls off with penetration alone, it takes some time to learn their bodies. Lots of foreplay and oral makes sure they have a good time no matter what happens once you're actually fucking
>>676683308
See a doctor or something about it. Medfags always have a good answer. Try to find some way to grow your penis without a silly pump. Biology has to have something in store for you. Otherwise you may as well use your mouth and tounge for everything because you are not getting anywhere with that size,friend. Best of luck to you.
>>676684308
gross/10
>>676683308
Hey op, fun fact, try using shea butter on your dick after a work out, the shea butter helps blood flow and vitamin e helps the skin, so not only will your d be super fukin soft itll also be bigger after a couple months time.
>>676693863
That's great anon.
>>676693772
nothing wrong with that, i just figured i'd be brutally honest since we're trying to give OP a crash course in pleasing women here.
Check mine then checkem
>>676683308
That's a birth defect my brotha
>>676694069
Fair enough. Have some tits.
Fap more!
Use it or lose it
>>676683308
>I had to special order condoms for the UK
Britfags why do you have those
How's my cock measure up?
1/2
>>676683308
You have a small penis, but you're still of more value than most brown skin people. There are loads of women out there that couldn't care less about your dick size.
>>676694379
well statistically Indians have the smallest penises worldwide, and they were a British colony until relatively recently?
then again they wrote the Kama Sutra so they must know what they're doing with those little dicks
>>676694444
dirtyroom/10
but damn, dem quad-quads
>>676689735
Unless it could benefit the nigga some how, then niggas be droppin the dime on niggas
People with very small penises seem to want to be convinced that there's some way this is not a disadvantage in the sexual...marketplace. it is. Just like having very small arms will give you a disadvantage in baseball.
Sex is how humans reproduce, and our entire society is built around it. That makes having a very small penis a hard pill to swallow.
You are not as sexually capable as someone with an average penis--all else being equal. Focus on other things. Relationships will be difficult for you because of your disability, but not necessarily impossible. You will find a way to be happy, but only if you stop trying to have a life you can't have.
>>676683929
If she wont know its in she is a huge slut
>>676684787
>Her ex had a bigger dick than me but he didn't know how to use it so she barely ever got off with him.
Top kek mate.
How the fuck did you believe her?
>>676694502
>There are loads of women out there that couldn't care less about your dick size.
There are loads of women that are fine witha 5 incher. I would say there are zero women who are fine with a two incher, unless they have very low sex drives
>>676683860
DId someone run over your balls with a steam roller?
>>676685531
>My point is that a very small percent of men have a penis larger than 5 inches.
See:
>>676685205
>1% of men worldwide have a penis measuring longer than 8¾ inches
>3% of men worldwide have a penis measuring 7¾ to 8¾ inches
>11% of men worldwide have a penis measuring 7 to 7¾ inches
>19% of men worldwide have a penis measuring 6¼ to 7 inches
>29% of men worldwide have a penis measuring 5½ to 6¼ inches
do you even simple math?
Size doesn't matter.... Stimulate her enough and you can get her off with a Q-tip. Don't sweat it OP
>>676694827
Came here to say this.
People with any disadvantage will find ways to justify how life is still fair regardless. News flash, life aint fair.
Im a short motherfucker, 5'7. I used to try and convince myself it doesnt matter, but it really does. Woman aren't attracted to shorter guys over taller ones, Ive got a decent face, body and cock, but regardless of all that, they still prefer taller guys, there is literally no silver lining. And thats just something ive learned to accept and moved on.
The sooner you can accept your tiny penis sucks and theres no way around it, the sooner you can move on and find happiness in other places.
>>676683308
I would say look into saving for reconstructive surgery. You probably will never have a feeling in your dick ever again but at least you might get some and there are drugs you can take to get hard. Like I said you won't feel anything but you might at least find love or something.
>>676686153
dis fagot
>>676694379
>Britfags why do you have those
We export as a nation
>>676695560
Same here dude I almost died in the womb from lack of proper nutrition and oxygen. I was born almost a month early and I will never get any taller than 5 '7 and my cock will never be more than 6 in. even. Been written off so many times by girls but all we can say is "Hey at least I'm not like that one guy." OP is 'that one guy' in this situation, bu I don't think anyone has it worse
>>676694404
0/200, faggot
>>676683308
damn..
thanks for making me feel better about myself.
I'm sorry op.
>>676696441
I was 2 months premature and I'm 5'11"
6 in. is fine man, don't sweat it.
>>676694827
if you're talking how humans reproduce, biologically women don't choose their mates based on penis size. If you can ejaculate fertile sperm, you're just as good as the dude packing the pringles can in his boxers.
>>676683308
I bet you, somewhere, that a few women or even a community of women have a fetish for small penises. Good luck /b/ro
>>676683308
Lol you may as well get a sex change
>>676696735
Thanks man, consider myself lucky.
>>676683308
You can't spread butter with a toothpick.
>>676696441
Height is mostly genetics. Look at south africa. There are people that are literally malnourished and theyre 6'4. Its just shit genetics. Its a sad truth that human attraction is based off of variables out of our own control. There are people born that are just plain fukin ugly and its out of their control. Its an unfair life gents, better get used to it.
>>676683308
Are you Asian? Isn't that the normal size?
>>676683308
Say hello to a sexless, loveless life OP. I would consider suicide if I wasn't my 8 inches I'm at right now.
>>676685205
Thanks, i'm happy now.
>MFW i'm 7 Inches when measuring like that.
Plus i have a slight curve in it that normally stimulates the G-Spot.
>>676696788
You can't ejaculate fertile sperm into a woman who doesn't have unprotected sex with you.
lol, poor OP
It's hilarious how all these 6 inch faggots are posting how happy they are that there is someone smaller than they are.
Sorry to break it to you cucks, but 8 inches is the optimal size. You have to be above that to be able to fully satisfy a girl.
>>676701835
>tiny
>Expect him to prematurely ejaculate.
What the fuck got penis size to do with how fast you cum?
>>676694924
Dude even if she is lying about her past experiences, she still has a great time with me. I love it when you can physically feel a girl have an orgasm, it's the best.
>>676702478
I hope you enjoy fat chicks, girls with downs, and straight up ugly chicks.
I bet your stardards are practically 1/10 girls
>>676686055
Thin/10
>>676702797
jealous chode/10
>>676684982
>all you anon's with small penises, really your best shot is to be a gay bottom.
this
>>676702878
I don't have a dick, but sure. Keep telling yourself that.
>>676703145
that's cause it's so small, it's practically a clit, cuck
Having an 8 inch dick isn't even that great, because you'll end up being too large for many women and you won't even be able to fuck properly.
This specific goes for more petite women, who are the women I prefer.
I am at 6.75 inches and I am very happy with that because it is right at the length that I won't hurt any woman, but I won't be accused of being too small.
OP, on the other hand, is fucked. I don't know what you'd do with that.
If you have an 8 inch dick that's fine, but you'll hurt many women with that.
>>676683308
Get really good at eating pussy.
I always hated intercourse. Much prefer being eaten out.
>>676703394
>I always hated intercourse.
Except, you're not in the majority with that, AT ALL.
my penis size is 5.2 inches is normal?
>>676703330
>that's fine
see this is believable. I often see people making posts saying that they have 8 inch dicks but they "wished that it was 6 inches"
I can totally believe that you have an 8 inch dick.
>>676704156
I don't, I said mine is 6.75 inches.
I just know that many women can't really take an 8 inch dick, and it's usually the more petite women that can't, not always, but sometimes.
There are women who I have been with who have said I was big and they legitimately had to put some amount of effort in to take it. I was right up on the cervix, etc. Her pussy is just small
So an 8 incher probably wouldn't be able to tango with her.
I know people with 8 inch dicks who wish it was a littler smaller (like my size) for that reason.
Old Fag small dick here
I have 3 kids
Made all girlfriends come using oral pleasure
Sticking a dick in a girl is boring, that's what you do when you're 13
Oral with a small dick is the best
Look, if you go out with a girl just because she has big boobs it'll end in shallow tears
Girls don't go out with a dick, well not forever, you love a person, not just a dick
It's a bummer for a while, sure, but no one has everything
>>676704362
huh, that makes sense, another 6 inch guy saying that 8 inches are not good.
You should've said that you weren't 8 inches to begin with.
Small dicks look cute beautiful and strong
Big dicks look idiotic, like Donald trump, they have odd proportions, bends, generally look creepy, like saggy tits.
>>676690598
This op.
Don't be a faggot, this tard here is right
>>676705140
I did you illiterate dumbass where I said I was 6.75 inches
If I was given the choice to be 8 inches, I would literally not take it.
For example, I literally wouldn't be able to fuck my current gf anymore
>LMAO
Go back to your niggers who have too-large boxes.
>>676705583
>The fuck
The fuck else are women good for besides fucking, you faggot
Im glad ive been above avg my entire life and never had to worry about it at all. also glad im uncut, is icing on the cake
>>676684308
Sahara/10
>>676705975
>also glad im uncut, is icing on the cake
and you're happy that you disgust women too?
>faggot
>>676706067
meh, doesnt bother me, not my problem.
>>676694987
fucking kek
I would kill myself if i was in your shoes op, but if your ok with yourself be yourself.
I think about suicide everyday and i have 7x6 that shrinks to 1.5 inches if its cold or after caffeine
>>676706252
lol who cares if youre a grower?
>>676694379
Kekkkkkk
>>676706450
try going for a piss and looking at your pathetic 1 inch bump because its cold outside i hate being a grower.
I went to school with a guy that had a micro dick. He ended up marrying a super hot chick. Not even joking
>>676683308
I feel ya bro
Is 8.2 - 8.3 inch too big?
>>676707134
yes
>>676683860
That's one ugly dick
>>676683512
>placing all self worth on the length of your penis
nah I think you're the one in the best place to kill yourself
>>676706820
>oh no my above average penis is small when it does not matter in the slightest
is 5.2 inch normal?
>>676707302
perfect size
>>676684394
For the love of fuck stop posting it. Ugly Pencil/ Ugly Pencil
lol my 7yo nephew is bigger than you
>>676707399
thanks anon
>>676683308
Dude...learn to eat pussy really well and find non shallow women and you'll be set.
>>676684394
Did someone squash your balls?
>>676683308
>>676683308
thanks for making me fell better about my 5 incher
>>676707158
Fuck
>>676683308
Hey OP
http://xhamster.com/movies/5752020/you_small_dick_loser.html
You like this?
I want everyone to know that I have a 9 inch white cock, deal with it faggots
>>676707543
fuck this. just watch a lot of femdom humiliation sissy porn and turn yourself in a bottom sissy bitch
>>676702147
Shit /b/ statistics
>mfw i often worry about my 7 inch thick ass dick not being enough
>see dudes posting about their micropenis
Fuck. i feel legit bad for you guys with small dicks. It's bad enough being adequate enough to make a girl cum and worry about if you're still enough, but damn, having 2 inches, you know for sure that you're not enough.
How is microdick even possible
>>676683860
Whatever that thing is between your cock and balls looks like emperor palpatine
>>676707040
>tfw nigger and small dick
You have absolutely no value in life
>>676707543
>non shallow women
>code for ugly ones
faggot
>>676707807
If a girl ever said this infront of me i would literally ram a icepick through her skull. Jail would satisfying.
r8
>>676707463
stop looking at your 7yo nephew's dick faggot
>>676707877
Too big, I think 8 inches is the maximum.
>>676685656
This is world population you skank, how would ya know?
>>676708125
Rate me
>>676708125
8 inches is the maximum you'd want, and even then, you're hurting some girls to the point that you can't even give them a good fuck.
I mean c'mon
7 inches is optimal.
>>676708121
no u
>>676683308
Syze does not matter for conception.
This is the only biological use for the penis, besides peeing. so fuck their orgasms.
is my penis small average or big?
>>676708339
what size?
>>676708339
forgot pic
>>676694868
Nigger two inches isn't even enough to GET in.
>>676708066
haha yeah? Shit like this is my porn. I watch almost an hour of vids like this every night
think of the blowjob power and sex toys u could use though
>>676683308
When you want to satisfy your woman sexually suddenly point to the corner of the Room and shout 'look at thee spider'! while she looks, use hefty rubber bands to attach carrot to ballsack, ensure carrot has been in your ass for at least ten minutes to adhieeve body temperature.when you start jabbing away at her, your lady friend will ovulate and think you are major hulk hogan downstairs!
>>676708383
>>676708384
forgot the pic
>>676708066
Take a vid of it if you do.
>>676706961
Cuck guarantee
>>676708384
Forest/10
>>676683308
my dick is really big but i feel with you. look for a woman that accept your dick size or take a fat/ugly bitch. a really small dick doesnt matter if you have a bitch who love you, you can fuck her with toys to get her an orgasm. you can nothing do to grow your dick so life with it. it has been a reason why you have it.... live your life
>>676707040
why are nigger pubes so fucking gross
>>676708384
averange penis with a cute color
>>676683308
You're right, anything you've got over 6 inches doesn't really matter
>>676708599
Because it looks like shit when it curls?
>>676683308
>I also read another study that recently found the average ideal penis size for women is 6.4 inches
wAT kind of women you know have 6 in dongs?
>>676708599
They remind you of your moms moustache?
>>676708656
The kind with a feminine penis
>>676704867
Bless you anon
>>676683860
Dick rating threads are why /b/ is as homosexual as it is
>>676708965
>Dick rating threads are why /b/ is as homosexual as it is
truth
>>676708965
i like dicks (no homo)
> I have to special order condoms from the uk
Get cuck Britain!
>>676708409
This
>>676684097
Lol your girlfriend is lying to you. Sounds like she's been reading the usual bullshit. Most women can reach orgasm just through penetration, and some minority for some reason say they can't. There's a good chance they just aren't doing it right
>>676683308
Lol how does it feel to only have a quarter the cock I have? OP I'd donate some of it if it were possible.
>>676710342
Distance from vulva to clitoris and size of clitoris, not just the clitoral glans but the whole assembly.
>>676707238
He didn't say that he places all self worth in it, you're just trying to feel better about your babydick. I'd definitely kill myself if my dick wasn't 8 inches.
>>676710640
Can I has your stuff?
>>676710342
lmao, yeah that's true, my girl gets off all the time from Cliteral stimulation from a huge dick (mine)
For some women, it's the real ONLY way they can get off.
Some are more cliterally inclined. But to say that most women can't get off from sex alone, is in my opinion, incorrect.
With the G spot right there, and an adequately sized dick, orgasms are not a concern.
>>676710800
>sorry meant to say g spot stimulation from a huge dick (mine) I'm drunk lol
>>676685205
3% represent!
>>676684394
ffs fam stop, it's not gonna get less ugly if you send more pics
>>676708573
Maybe. He himself doesn't make much money but he is from a super wealthy family. I always assumed this was the reason. And back in HS he was a pretty popular guy. I dunno the details but I bumped into him a few months back and I was jealous
>>676709780
Lol its not being cucked if we send you condoms that don't fit out men babydick faggots.
>>676683308
Op, serious time. How important is sex for you? I have a number of friends my age 30 and up that are married and are in a-sexual relationships. There are people out there who are a-sexual and sex and the act of it does not give them pleasure what so ever. If you cannot get over your insecurity and you can rely on emotional intimacy instead of physical then I would suggest looking into sites and boards for people who seek out a-sexual type relationships. Best of luck op <3
>>676684308
my dick is literally only like an inch smaller soft, and it looks like you put that thing through some rough times damn glad I'm uncut that scar looks gross asf
>>676683308
>special order condoms from the UK
so that explains why the UK is cucking itself with migrants
>>676711421
Alternatively it could indicate there isn't a market for them in the UK so the excess gets shipped to the US where the demand is so high there is no stock available
>>676711278
girls prefer cut you fag
>>676711582
Except, that isn't why
The brits are just fags
>>676685205
ayy 11 percent
>>676711608
>Murrica
>>676711815
>11% ftw
The rest are fags
>>676711608
Americans, Arabs and Jews*
>>676711874
>Americans
>Jews*
Same shit
>>676690598
lel at you pleb
ofc your size matter
> get a nice girl who will love you for who you are blabla and bla
A relationship is not built overnight (no pun intended), it slowly constructs itself, and sex is ofc a fucking pillar (no pun intended either), unless you're at retarded level religious
>>676711840
>what I did to your mom faggot and then I fucked her
>>676712140
>>676711874
>normal people
faggot. Fucking fag
>>676712262
>doesn't change that I pissed in your mom's mouth faggot and then fucked her in the ass
>gay fag
>>676711608
whats it like being cucked by kikes?
>>676683308
so? You are far better off than me who has both a hydrocele and varicocele in my testes
>>676712433
Wouldn't know faggot?
What's it like being a fucking fag?
>>676712521
You're just a pure faggot, that's all
>>676712376
Solid roleplaying anon, are you part of a club?
>>676711815
>tfw
>>676712528
pretty great tbh fam, i dont have any worthless women leeching off me
>>676694199
Checked, good sir.
>>676712568
I'm part of your mom's club bitch
She's a whore. That's the only reason you're there fag
>>676684822
That looks exactly like mine. How long? 5.5?
>>676712640
>i dont have any worthless women leeching off me
>Code for I don't get laid
Why don't you just come out and say it faggot? You'll be a virgin forever because women hate you.
>>676712772
>>676712849
youre not the brightest fellow, are you?
>>676712976
here's your sister faggot
>>676713040
you're a faggot
>>676683308
Yep it is.
And there's no way to enlarge. Buy a penis extender and be confident about it and women'll be fine.
But guess what. Life dealt you this hand. It wont change. Stop worrying or you'll ruin your whole life over something that isn't even your fault.
>>676684124
OP can just go trap mode
>>676687563
funny how these micro penisis always have shaved pubes.... I guess it would be even more embarrassing that the pubes completely cover/hide your member.... is someone saw you naked they might mistake you for a girl.
>>676713139
and glad to be one
