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Dubs or 0 decides
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Suck the cactus until it gets dry
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Shove cactus up bum
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build a house made of sand under a rock
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>>676681538
Roling
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>>676681538
Again
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>>676681650
winrar
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masturbate
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>>676681650
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>>676682217
Dicks. Dicks everywhere.
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>>676682217
katy perry gave you the secret to making water out of sand so instead of making water you make lemonade
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>>676682217
Sex dolls and bondage gear
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>>676682217
cactus waifu with fuckhole
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>>676682676
rolling
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join my game pls

>>676682049
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>>676682732
again
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>>676682217
Eat: feces
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>>676682800
Get the fuck out of my thread
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>>676682217
A laptop with 4chan open
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>>676682800
fuck off
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>>676683079
and you see this thread and then remember the formula for making water out of sand but instead make some lemonade
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>>676683229
rolling
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>>676682217
A cute loli waifu.
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>>676683229
pls rolling gods
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>>676683338

Reroll
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>>676683079
Roll
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>>676682217
Rolling for xxx-yaoi-BL-manga
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>>676682217
an ounce of ketamine
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>>676683338

Almighty rooooolllllll
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>>676682217
A nice dog
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>>676683788
there it is
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>>676682217
A handsy bear of a homosexual man
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>>676683788
Yay!!
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>>676683788
A nice loli dog
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>>676683788
Aww
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>>676684099
new one?
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Your wife's head
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>>676683788
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>>676684226
New one what? New loli dog? Yes
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>>676684352
Dig straight down until you find water
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>>676684352
drink piss
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>>676684352
Try to break open that cactus for water.

Captcha was palm trees
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>>676684352
Command your dog to find water for you.
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>>676684352
Eat magic scorpion, get oasis.
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Fuck the dog
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>>676684563
Roll
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>>676684428
ez
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THE MEGAZORD CRASHES THROUGH YOUR ROOF AND CHOOSES YOU TO BE THE NEXT POWER RANGER
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>>676684428
roll
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>>676684699
>>676684833
FUKN KEK
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>>676684833
I like it
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>>676684892
Damn nigga calm down.
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>>676684833
god damn it not this again
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>>676685007

>said James Bond
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>>676685007
Ok, thank you sir

would you be willing to help me find my sides? I've seem to have lost them
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>>676684833
Not an action under our hero's control, faggot. wasted dubs.

Bite into a cactus more nourishment.
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>>676685092

Yes. I am, after all, James Bond.

They appear to be in orbit.
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>>676684352
Make a sand cloud and do a rain dance.
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>>676684699
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>>676685272
Is it just dubs now then?
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>>676685272
Bite into cactus for food.
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dubs or ZEROS you cunts
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>>676685272

Walk north.
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>>676685163
Well its not the hero's action, its Megazords action

and OP never said there were impossibilities so go fuck yourself
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>>676685378
Reroll.
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>>676684833
This.
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>>676685272
Fuck the sand dog
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>>676685330
Im autistic and tired, ples
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>>676685272
Keep extending your house until you find a geothermal vent
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>>676685392

Roll northwards
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>>676685504
Reroll
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>>676685396
OP ended the post with "where do YOU go?" not "where does robot mega mcfuckson go?"

So, my friend. You may go and fuck yourself. Cunt.
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>>676685600
Fuck yes got both
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>>676685378
This.
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>>676685272
attempt to suck own dick
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climb a tree for vantagepoint
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>>676685748
reroll
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>>676685605
yes and you can control where you go, the robot can go wherever the fuck he pleases

so go take that cactus you are trying to eat and shove it up your ass
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Become Jihadi. Fly sandplanes into World Trade Center
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>>676685866
>so go take that cactus you are trying to eat and shove it up your ass
winrar, OP deliver with cactus up ass
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>>676685866
>>676685937
>implying

>>676685600
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>>676685866
You can't control where your gay robot lover goes, you prick, only your own actions.

So kindly request your robot to shove his cock up your ass.
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>>676686133
>So kindly request your robot to shove his cock up your ass.
another winrar, deliver all of these op
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>>676686133
exactly, the robot goes where he wants, so no one can control it...it chooses its own path, fuckface
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roll

>>676683557
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>>676686272
So you can't choose his actions, facefuck.
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>>676682217
Sand TSUNAMI!
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>>676686424
Nigger you are repeating the same shit over and over, learn to control your autism

and you arent fucking OP so if he wants to deliver it he will you pussy bitch-ass motherfucker
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>>676686272
>>676686424
Is this a fucking Abbot/Costello routine or something
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>>676686689
Can't choose robot's action, fuck bitch assmom.
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>>676686774
holy fuck
shit just fucked up and I couldnt post
fucking annoying
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>>676686774
Yes, and it's more fun that way
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>>676686774
EAT THE DOG!
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You decide to stop and go to see Zootopia
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>>676684553
Reroll
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>>676686967
This, eat the dog
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>>676687152
but rape it first
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>>676687188
kek, dubs!!
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>>676685748
reroll
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>>676686837
well then go cry in a corner, while these dubs say that the megazord fucks shit up and kills everything
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>>676686922
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Attempt to eat the cactus
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>>676687188
At least it's only a sandog
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>>676687379
>dubs
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>>676687427
Rape the dog and eat it
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>>676687540
dubs go
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>>676687427
Self-fellate
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>>676687595
dubs
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>>676687427
RAPE THEN EAT DOG!
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>>676687427
You pray to Cthulhu, your savior, to protect you from the plebs on 4chan.
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>>676687666
you have to do Satan
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>>676687666
TOP KEK
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>>676687666
well shit
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>>676687666
fucking satan trips, i want him to rape and eat the dog..
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>>676687538
>like you got any better
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Desperately look for something to end your life with, but find only more sand. Fall on your knees crying as sand falls through the gaps between your fingers. As the insanity and aggressive melancholy build up, you begin to eat sand.
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>>676687847
>Tacos are not a food staple.
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>>676687787
the dog is sand, it's like fucking my mother.
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>>676687666
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>>676688302
bernie sanders
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>>676688302
your own anus and then eat sand inside of the hole
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>>676688432
this
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>>676688418
rolling
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>>676688432
quads go
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>>676688302
(OP) Drew cthulu propaganda before lmao
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>>676688302
Rape Cthulu and eat him
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>>676688529
cmon dubs
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>>676688571
this
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>>676688302
you stump the trump
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>>676688302
niggers
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>>676688524
rerolling
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>>676688432
dubs, go
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>>676688571
this
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>>676688302
Water. It's what drove you to insanity
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destroy our own house
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>>676688700
ayyyy, dubs!
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>>676688302
Go back to your sand house, fuck the dog's asshole and eat it whole.
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>>676688672
reroll
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>>676688881
fuck it
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>>676688881
nice almost quints.
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you kill yourself and the comic ends.

There is no witty/alternate outcome that allows faggot OP or any other faggot in the thread to continue
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>>676688938
thanks nice stranger
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Best thread for days, gg OP
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>>676689041
you're welcome, anon!
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Mexico
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Smoke some desert weed
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>>676689200
dude no, I live in there
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>>676688700
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>>676689126
anons are so polite nowdays
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>>676689274
Fuck you spic. Chtulu wills it
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Rolling for killing hillary Clinton and leading god emperor trump to victory
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>>676689323
fuck you nigger jew spic. leave 4chan
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>>676689314
You jerk off on your dead sibling's grave, crying for forgivness
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>>676689896
this
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>>676689398
>>676689767
Same person
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>>676690017
Kek
>>676689767
No u
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>>676689993
reroll>>676689896

>>676690017
and yep
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>>676689314
Cthulu is attacked by a wandering Deus Ex Machina.
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>>676690123
Fuck you, I'm a sarcastic edgy emo teen sjw that wants peace and women's rights in the world. You're just a man that doesn't understand the stuggle of being oversexualized and given everything in life on a silver platter
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>>676688302
Vaginas
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>>676689896
rerolling again because this needs to be drawn
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>>676690401
Rerolling
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OP here, tired as fuck, do whatever, had ideas for rest. If you guys said yes to conversion then the guy would have become president. Cthulhu would have ruled all from background. You end up fucking sand dog because love and get voted out of office for it.
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>>676681221
fap
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>>676690415
That is correct. I also do not check my privilege, make enough money to live a comfortable middle class life while owning 8 vehicles. I also have a loving athletic girlfriend who has chances of going pro. Oh, I'm also horribly racist. I hope the south rises again, plan on destroying Zimbabwe to allow southern Rhodesia to rise again, and hate niggers in general.

Cheg m8 atheist
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>>676690720
O.M.G. I am so triggered right now. I need my safe space...I just....can't D':
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>>676691106
I'm so sorry bby. I didn't mean to sad u. You want fuck? :^(
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