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Hey /b/, recently there's been a few robberies in my area and I'm pretty worried about getting, I'm too poor to afford a viable weapon (let alone a gun) and I don't feel like waiting an entire year to get one either way, so with a little bit of brainstorming I got an idea to make a baton like weapon using a railing from an old junk drawer, when I ripped it out there was a little nail on the end and I decided that will be where I'll try to focus all my power on, tell me /b/, what do you think, would you consider it a viable self defense weapon
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My beretta
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>>676681110
That's nice and all but I can't afford that shit, let alone probably buy it, I live in California and from what I know, they are strict as fuck with weapons
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Shameless, self bump
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Wat about my short barrel pump shotgun?Can shoot hollow point slugs so one shot is all it takes.
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>>676681852
Only 200 dollars!
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>>676680925
Move to WI. Open carry and you can go to a gun show and walk out with a gun.
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>>676681900
That's really great but isnt there a waiting period to actually purchase one, besides I just want to know if what I have will do for now
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>>676681852
Hollow point... slugs? Whaaaaa?
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>>676682073
Really?! Wow, ok great
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But I need to know for now while I wait, will this work
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>>676682148
These guys, so hollow point slugs is like a half inch one ounce piece of lead that flies towards u at 1750 feet per second that then rapidly expands once its hits you leaving a fist size exit wound if it exits at all
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>>676682120
No robbers will have a gun, and when they see you with ur piece of metal they will shoot you then rob you and rape your corpse after.
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>>676682120
Where you live, I live in canada where if you have a license you walk into the store give the guy 200 bucks and buy one.
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>>676680925
>>676681406
just buy a 12 gauge at walmart. they are usually no more then 300 dollars. shotguns are more relaxed in cali so youll probably be able to walk out with it the same day.
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>>676682902
but a slug is supposed to be a solid hunk of metal, anyways.. jesus, for what purpose other than actual murder?
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>>676683825
I live in California, apparently gun control is incredibly strict here from what I know
>>676684109
I guess, but so far I havent seen a single walmart that carries shotguns
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>>676680925
baseball bat?

you could buy the x24 easily on ebay years ago, idk about obtaining one now though.
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>>676681406
Op if you are really that worried about your own protection, get a good, solid, cane. For walking you see, only walking. Since the Americans with Disabilities Act covers your movement assisting device. Any of those Kommifornian cops give you shit you can politely remind them that your back hurts and you need to talk to their supervisor for them harassing you for using motive assistance.

Nice, solid, oak, cane.
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>>676684792
It's essentially a light but solid metal baton with a spike on the end
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What area do you live in op? There's been some shit around me too. This is my only viable weapon.
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>>676685073
All I'll say is I'm around southwest region of cali I guess
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>>676685313
That's pretty much around me as well. Big 5 has weapons I believe.
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bat + nails = swing thing
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>>676685469
Really, ok, I guess I'll check em out soon
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>>676685683
It may only be hunting rifles but I'm not entirely sure.
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>>676685817
Hunting rifles should work too though, right
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>>676680925
As long as you get them with the first hit. Once the drawer slide buckles, it's toast. Reinforce it with a dowel or thick PVC.

Alternatively, get some of that plastic-covered chain from Lowes (less noise, better sneaking) and ball up the end with a few knots or a spool of cheap wire. This DIY flail may be cheaper and as effective as a baseball bat.
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>>676685986
Well slow reload if you miss. Definitely will stop someone though.
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Make a zip gun?
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>>676682073
Honestly I think people who open carry are obnoxious. Like something about them just irritates me. I'm not saying that they can't do it I actually support it. But in my eyes I see the equivalent of someone having a lifted truck.
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>>676686060
I actually kinda prepared for so I what was i both nailed it shut and added a sort of lock onto it just so that wouldn't happen
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>>676686425
Compensating pretty much. DON'T TAKE MUH GUNZ
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>>676686336
Is that even legal though
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Get a real job and move out of the hood. You wouldn't need to worry about robberies. Seriously, there's jobs out there. You're just too lazy to go get it. That's the problem with you people. You sit around eating bologna and drinking PBR, living on welfare, expecting a handout. Get you fuckers in a group, with your stupid lifted trucks and camo clothes and line dancing and you turn into animals. It embarrasses me to share DNA with you "people". It's not my fault you're poor white trash. I never owned a coal mine. Get over yourselves and quit trying to get special treatment.
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>>676684442
apparently they can be used for deer hunting.
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>>676680925
Why dont you just buy a cheap baseball bat?
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If you are too poor to afford a decent weapon i dont think you should worry about getting robbed poorfag
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>>676680925
It's better than nothing, but you could just get a baseball bat. That'd have more mass, so it would work better.

However, if someone with a gun breaks in and you don't manage to sneak up on them, you're better off running away than trying to do any self defense bullshit. Thank god I live in a state where law-abiding citizens can actually buy firearms.
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>>676680925
dude are an autist ? ....go to walmart and buy a knife. will do a shit load more damage then a fucking draw railing .......honestly whens the last time you heard "man dies from draw railing assault" on the news? you couldnt defend your virginity with that thing. fuck your so beta im surprised you werent robbed and raped first.
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>>676686718
Never said I was a "lazy ass" "white trash" or let alone that I like bologna, I got a job working the register at a savemart nearby, it doesn't get me much but it's enough for me, besides people who live on welfare are literal human garbage
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>>676686425
This is very true open carry is like walking around screaming "DON'T FUCKING FUCK WITH ME I HAVE A FUCKING GUN!!!"
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>>676680925
Get a broom, and knife, and some ducttape.
Instant spear
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>>676686758
Thats fucking dumb. Why would you want to rek so much meat?
Only purpose I can see for it is mankilling.
That's about it.
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>>676687271
I went to buy a knife once and the cheapest fucking thing they had was a 100$ folding knife, why spend money on that when I could just possibly smash their head in with a hunk of metal, this thing is pretty solid
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>>676687602
Why does the box have a deer on it?
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>>676687462
That shit just sounds unreliable, but then again all the pieces are there so it comes up to how I make it I guess
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>>676687763
go to bass pro they have knifes and machetes and stuff like that for a decent price
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>>676687848
Because tards are shooting for sport and dont care about ruining good meat
that's why
If you need so much stopping power to put a fist sized hole through a deer, you're an awful shot.
Learn to use a bow or rifle. I dont even like using buck shot or slugs. Hit them in the lungs, track em, slit their throat.
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>go to store
>buy gun
>wait 10 days
>get gun

wow all you need is ID. how fucking worthless are you that you can't use google?
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>>676688227
yeah that tasty tasty lung meat being wasted. fuck off retard.
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>>676688227
Implying you are a worst shot for using a slug then with buckshot, which spreads out even more and ruins even more meat.
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>>676688245
MONEY GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, I'M FUCKING POOR
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>>676688491
slingshot?
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>>676688491
Its only a couple hundred dollars, you can get that much with the amount of dick you suck u just gotta start charging op
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>>676688338
Learn to read. I shoot them in the lungs and track them... smh
>>676688402
>implying implying
I was saying they ruin more meat. I hunt for the meat. I don't like to ruin more meat than I need to. that's why I use a rifle and bow
smfh faggots can't read
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>>676688491
>get job
>save a measly $200
>go to store
>buy shotgun or rifle
>wait 10 days
>get gun

better?
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>>676688728
and you can do the same with a slug. no meat is wasted with the "hi power" gun you fool. what kind of a delusional liberal are you?
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>>676688732
Better
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>>676688820
More surface area=more transfer of energy=more damage. What is there not to understand about what I'm saying?
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>>676688974
oh no the tasty lungs will be destroyed what a loss. what part of this do you not understand?
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>>676688728
Walk into bow range, shoot deer proceed to chase deer for half hour while it slowly bleeds out, vs hitting deer with hollowpoint slug that instantly knocks it down and kills it rapidly due to how much blood it loses from the fist sized hole obvious which method better for the sadistic fuk.
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>>676689083
I shoot them in the lungs on purpose, you twit
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>>676680925
get a machete.
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>>676689435
I'd rather get a gun
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>>676689326
yeah and you can do the same with a slug and not destroy your precious meat. are you retarded or something?

oh wait, you're a bow hunter. of course you are.
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>>676689095
Have you ever been hunting?
I hunt.
HUNT
Not fucking shooting range
I enjoy tracking a deer for miles. I'm a sadistic fuck
You're on 4chan
You probably live in the U.S., land bought in lies, theft and murder.
Go fuck yourself
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>>676689562
oh you're not allowed guns and don't believe in a clean and human kill.

typical eurocuck. makes sense.
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>>676689691
That settles it. Everything I say is going right over your head
right
fucking
over
I live in Wisconsin.
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>>676681852
>>676681110
>>676682902
>>676685073


What the fuck is wrong with you guys.

The people that are breaking in, believe it or not, just want your fucking belongings.They don't want to fucking murder you. But if you face them with a deadly weapon, they will have to chose either you die or they do. Put away your god damn guns and just let them do their thing and leave. Your material possessions aren't worth risking your life for.

None of this "protection" bull shit. They wont shoot you if you dont give them a reason. If you have your hands up and they see you, why would they shoot.
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>>676689858
you can shoot the dear with a slug and not waste meat too. enjoy your inhumane kills retard. i'll stick with my rifle.
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>>676689889
No man, if they break into my house im fucking ready. I got night sights on my guns, infrared goggles, got dogs, got cameras, got shotguns and choke points, they wouldnt even know where the shot was coming from when the take that first slug in the chest and it only takes one slug.
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yall niggas seriously needa calm though
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>>676689889
LIBERAL CUCK DETECTED
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>>676689889
Yes them niggas only want my material goods, not gonna rape my gf or anything like they do in all the news reports, get the fuk outa here liberal cuck
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>>676689889
because they are niggers?

are you like not american or something? i'll stick to shooting intruders thank you very much bernie sanders.

Chance of me being killed if i shoot intruder=~0%
Chance of me being killed if i let intruder do what he wants=?%
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>>676689889
Kys fag
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>>676680925
whats wrong with a bat
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>>676689889
What the fuck is wrong with you, believe it or not most people dont like it when niggers want to take their belongings and would prefer said niggers to just be dead.
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>>676689083
There is meat between the gun and the lungs. A bullet is needed to penetrate the lungs. A bigger hole in the lungs means a bigger hole in the meat
Make sense?
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>>676690547
This is practically the same thing except free
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>>676680925
oh man. im from the rez. yall buncha pussies. i wish i knew when i will be robbed. id rip their fucking throats out with my bare hands.
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>>676681110
The beretta sucks donkey cock and balls
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>>676681406
Dude i live in california, you can buy a gun here no problem, you can get a 200 dollar pumpshotgun have it transfered to you in 10 days after you fill out the form. its an inconveniance yes, but dont let an inconveniance stop you from proper self defence
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>>676690792
K
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>>676690721
Oh, forgot to mention; a bigger bullet means a bigger hole.

That being said, a small wound gives far more pain to the animal while saving only roughly 2% of the meat. I'm all for big ass bullets, might as well obliterate them.
You're just a legitimate retard for not understanding anon
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>>676690865
newcuck swj faggot
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>>676690792
Kek
>trash detected
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>>676690843
Obviously a cuck that has never used one that isnt the standard issue abused bullshit they get in the army. My favorite handgun out of alot of handguns.
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>>676680925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPl20IihRRA
60$ hand gun OP
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>>676690930
>newcuck swj faggot
Kek'd
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>>676689999
your clearly a dumb fucking cuck bernie supporter
>not taking your longbow hunting for the glory of the queen
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>>676690996
for real homie. 3 years for a murder. i seent it nigga. i can do that with my breath held. i fuckin hate these degenerates on the rez. seriously thinkin purge nigga
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niggers don't fuck with my shit
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>>676685073
That's not going to do much unless your intention is pissing someone off.
Best bet is to find a strong long piece of metal with a decent sharp point. Aka ice pick.
Jab that fucker deep into attackers gut. Might take awhile but he'll definitely die. Pro tip if longer than what 5 inches depth doctors most likely won't be able to save his life if he isn't already doa
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>>676689889
I'm voting Bernie, but I'm also packing a 870 and glock 17. Step into my house uninvited and I HAVE to assume you want to hurt me. I can't take the chance. I don't care if your black or fucking Chinese, break in and your getting a face full of lead free buck shot, cus save the environment, but it's fine if the environment is filled with holes and covered in brains.
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>>676690239
You will confirm target before shooting right? too many cases on my region of men accidentaly shooting their wifes when they went to the kitchen at midnight and confused them with robbers. I agree with you but don't forget to be 100% sure it's a robber before pulling the trigger.
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>>676680925
Basically get a 8 inch piece of metal and make a decent sharp point. That'll do the job. Put all your weight into jabbing it into gut.
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>>676680925
It's not what you have, it's how you use it. Get some broken glass
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>>676691267
>just stop
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>>676691386
you just gotta know how to defend yourself with it. everybody feels pain, except crack head but then you could just for the corotid then
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>>676691386
You dumb?
You dumb
A stomach wound takes days for you to die, mostly due to infection. A doctor can easily save.
In fact, a lot of people die from wounds that normally would not kill you because they believe that they should die from them.
That's movies teachin ya.
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>>676691568
k faggot
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Stop being a cheap ass and buy a bat..that curtain rod aint doing shit but angering the black coming to rob you. Black skulls are twice as thick that is why you hit them in the belly
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itt faggots
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>>676691494
Infrared goggles and dogs will ensure its noone I know. Im sure a nigger will be easy to spot.
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>>676691494
Duh dumbfuck. Mount a flash light and yell hey, if they run, fuggem up
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>>676691472
I'm also voting Bernie and carry a few guns in house. I generally assess the situation before shooting though
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>>676691047
I don't know, I mean it's a nice deal and all but I mean 60$ is a bit low, I feel like it would jam and maybe not be reliable in general, anything below 100$ for me would scare me, I mean last time I checked, cheap things are lower in quality and when it comes to a possible life or death situation, I don't know, but hey I guess its better than nothing, besides seems like a fun gun
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A machete is available at ANY hardware or garden center, and because of effective and enduring design excellence, it can cut off a hand as easily as a smallish tree limb.
Compact enough for home defense, and you won't shoot through a wall and hit anyone else.
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>>676691617
So you've been to prison I'll assume?
5 inches deep with can hit a lot of vital organs.
Slashes and cuts are way easier to mend than puncture
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>>676680925
You're an idiot, go to home depot and buy an axe handle.
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>>676691761
Not if they have sunglasses and are not smiling
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>>676691853
Too bad a machete wont prevent you from getting shot by the robbers
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>>676687763
Literally what. You can get a piece of shit knife for less thsn $5 at walmart, and a decent, good-enough knife for $20. I dont know what kind of walmart you're going to.
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>>676691908
Prison shanks are drty and they dont stab you just ONCE
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>>676691968
Niggers show up white in infrared regardless of whether they smiling
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>>676691810
Of course, there's a list of things to do first, but I'm still gonna want the option of overwhelming force if need be.
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>>676691984
I know but I want something of atleast a bit of quality, not something I would use to cut my vegetables
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>>676689516
http://www.amazon.com/Machete-Throwing-Tactical-Katana-27-Inch/dp/B00BNKB23A/ref=sr_1_2?s=sports-and-fitness&ie=UTF8&qid=1459323089&sr=1-2&keywords=katana
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>>676691853
This. I used to use a machete daily in a landscaping business, and I still keep one in the garage, one in the car, and one in my room.
Fast striking, high damage, and durable. Only downside is its close range. In a battle scenario you'd have to play the area right
With a $20 piece of metal from Walmart, I can cut through an inch thick tree limb with a flick of the blade. Buy one, practice a little, and keep it handy
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I see you live in California. Get a baseball bat, and when you can save up ~300-350 you can get a pretty good shotgun from big 5 and some ammo.
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>>676692115
Obviously, but I'm pretty sure anyone taking an ice pick to the gut even once will realise they've fucked up and need medical attention asap.

Plus unless they are an extremely skilled surgeon they'll have to visit a hospital and a simple explanation to local authorities he'll be behind bars. Or dead.
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Make a "buckler" type small shield with a spike from scrap metal. Your probly gonna want some kind of defense. It's also small enough to use indoors. Pic related.
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>>676692383
Don't be picky, nigger. Human flesh is much weaker than the carrots and potatoes those knives are built for
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Just buy a 10 dollar machete from the squating Vietnamese dude with a big hat at the swap meet.
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>>676691317
wtf did you buy the black rifle on the left from a spanish kid at a gun show?
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>>676692397
So you mean i could use it as an actual weapon AND a beta-ass anime prop, WOW, could do without the tiny dagger things, I don't really get those
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>>676682902
a slug is way too large to be affected in the same way as a bullet when it hits somebody. It might smash some but you won't see the same rapid expansion as in a smaller caliber round. Not that it matters, it's a fucking shot gun slug
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>>676692708
This. This is what you fucking made me think of.
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>>676692708
Buckler? Fukin casul
Use Havel Shield like a man
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>>676693012
Thread/
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>>676688888
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Water balloons full of urine and feces balls. I have a supply at each entry and exit of my house. I live in East St Louis and nobody fucks with me cause I will not hesitate to go all crazy on they ass and throw my shit filled egg shells if they threaten me. You can keep the egg shells in the little egg cartons. I also keep tubes of blood from the lab I work at. I'm working on a delivery system to throw the tubes. You virgins can laugh but most niggas will run if you throwing piss and shit but with stand tall if you throwing lead.
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>>676692708
This is pretty fucking nerdy but with the right materials it does seem as though it could work good
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>>676693223
But I'm trying to defend myself from ghetto niggers, not become one
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>>676693337
Make a simple broken circuit alarm.
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>>676693223
Top fucking Kek, this is so true. This is why they call white people crazy
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>>676693223
nigger detected
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>>676685313
>southwest region of cali
well there's your problem.
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>>676680925
Just get naked and do crazy white people shit.
I'm sure they'll leave confused.
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>>676693223
Move out the ghetto > Collecting feces
I feel like you huff the fumes too
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>>676693591
But I'm not white
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>>676693666
Fucking Satan!
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>>676693666
I'm like half and half
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>>676693558
Places like Anaheim and San Diego are pretty nice.
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This thread went fucking silent man
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>>676694028
Shhh back to bed with you
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>>676680925
Hmmmm... How about a crow bar? Crowbar in the head is good, not good like a slug. I've killed many deer with slug.
>pic related, slug exit wound
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>>676694165
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>>676694244
Its 4am.
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>>676694205
Spoder bump
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>>676694237
Fucking hell man, brutal
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>>676694329
West coast my nigga
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>>676693223
>mfw best defence against niggers is literally throwing piss and shit at them
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It's 12:50 here, I forgot about time zones and shit
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>>676694520
Inland empire?
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>>676694425
East Coast. I got guns for weed.
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>>676681852
Whats the name of that shotgun, Anon
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>>676694622
What, no, I'm in cali nigga
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>>676694648
Implying I can't go down the street and buy weed at a pharmacy. Or go down the other way and pick up a Taurus with the serial ground off in the west coast
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>>676680925
Just carry a length of cable, Home Depot, with a loop on both ends and put a really big padlock on one end
You swing it around and it can kill someone or break a bunch of bones
If you ride a bike, looks normal
I use one for off leash dogs on a reservoir trail I run on
If it can kill a dog, it will kill a nigger
Just wear gloves, if you ditch it, no way to trace it to you
You could also just put a metal hook on one end
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>>676694778
...confirmed retard. Inland empire is in SoCal
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>>676681406
You can get a single shot breakover, single action shotgun for probably $150 or less from a pawn shop.
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>>676689999
chekt
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>>676694982
Never heard of inland either way
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>>676694918
Just wanna taste that west coast weed brah.
Fucking waffles popped up as capt.
Gonna go make some of those bitches.
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>>676689889
LOL, Don't listen to the man who does has not been doing his homework. First, they stomp a mudhole in your ass, then they take your stuff.
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>>676694931
Why not just get a crowbar? Bet you could hook up some steel cables and make nunchucks with crowbars if we're getting fancy.
>inb4 hooks
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>>676695086
Are you fucking fresh off the boat?
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OP here, I got all the things I need so I'm just gonna sleep, you asshole can take this thread over, I don't give a shit, but thank you anons for the advice, see you later fuckers, off to suck some well deserved OP dick faggots
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>>676695016
Single shots are better than nothing I guess. Maybe get a bayonet on it or some shit.
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>>676695107
Ohhh, yea dude it's dank as fuck. Honestly probably the best in the us. Just make sure it's actually grown in cal and not smuggled in from Mexico. That stuff sucks.
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>>676691472
>I'm voting Bernie,
Because I don't understand
>but I'm also packing a 870 and glock 17
But now I'm trying to sound smart with this rather intelligent move. So, since you sound somewhat informed, I'll give you this for free:
https://youtu.be/D0Yp1jUtcX8
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What about my set?
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>>676695375
you're going to suck yourself off?
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>>676684719
in ca for a 12 gauge it just requires proof of citizenship (your ID works).
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>>676695492
looks shitty
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>>676695487
Lol I'm not watching that shit
Tldw
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>>676695307
All I fucking do every fucking night is stay in my house with my dog while hoping I don't get fucking shot because some dumb nigger insulted his cousin, i'm building up a budget I could use to move out of this shithole
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>>676689889
yeah, haven't you been listening to the news? Blacks are picked on. They're not violent. They're victims of white supremacy. Whites are the ones to worry about. Black people are poor, and just need money to feed their families with. You guys are so racist.

Black lives matter, and blacks are victims of white racism.
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>>676695515
Si señor
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>>676695492
Looks well used. It has AESTHETIC
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>>676689889
Typical liberal cuck assuming the best in people

"When the shooter sees everyone is disarmed, they'll put the gun down and turn themselves in. It's human nature."
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>>676695492
Wouldbang/10
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>>676695622
It's a huge fucking region dude. Have you heard of riverside, San Bernardino, Ontario?
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>>676695468
My friend turned pot peddler I brought my magnify glass. Told him I was measuring thc. Lolwut. Every time he reups asks me to check his batch. Lol gets an 8th every time lol wut
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>>676690547
>>676690735
If he takes it from you because you're not aggressive enough, and not skilled enough, and strong enough to use it, the attacker who is ready for violence will beat you to a pulp with it. This happens pretty often.
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>>676695841
Yeah, only been to San Bernardino once, was ok
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>>676695843
Cackled audibly
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>>676695716
i kind of want to see that
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>>676696007
Yea all of that is known as the inland empire
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>>676696089
Oh
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>>676691939
You'll have trouble convincing the court you were simply protecting your property when you whack him so hard it kills him. Black lives matter will be up your ass. You'll have to move, change your name.
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>>676696132
I'm fucking retarded
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>>676680925
>go outside
>find sturdy stick
>Take home

FUCK
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>>676681110
Good choice sir. I have one as well. M9s are where it is at.
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>>676694931

What? How do you kill people with an unplugged electric cable?
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>>676696132
Were you born in Mexico or que? No mames, no se puede ser tan pendejo.
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>>676696203
Not just a sturdy stick, a sturdy metal stick a nail on the end
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>>676696204
Too wide for my taste, anyone recommend some good single stack pistols?
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>>676693460
>This is why they call white people crazy

No one really does that, except jealous blacks and undocumented immigrants. It's sort of pajorative and dismisses all the contributions to the world that people of fair skin have given. You should be ashamed of yourself, racist cunt.
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>>676696287
Was born in the good ol' U.S of A
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>>676696287
Fucking beaner
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>>676695447
Single-shot shotguns are exceptionaly effective compared to anything less than a firearm, and with practice you can reload those pretty fast.
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>>676686425
Except when you live in a state where you can open carry at 18 but not conceal until 21, you don't have much of a choice.
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>>676696581
Lol my parents were illegal immigrants and they were pardoned by republican president Reagan. My dad voted for la viejita and then el negrito. Lol suck my cock 'n balls. He's voting for el viejo now.
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>>676684990
this is a hell good idea
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>>676695606
Don't learn about Bernie, just listen to what your friends and socialist leaders say about him.

Additionally, don't learn exactly what Trump said, just listen to what your friends say he said, and what the media reports he said. They should be the same right?

You're probably on the right track anyway, and it would take time and effort to find out if you were wrong, and it might separate you from the cool kids if you changed your opinion.

Stick with status quo, it's easier that way.
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>>676696911
That's pretty cool
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>>676696943
Lol I'm not even gonna click that thumb nail.
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>>676695697
Yeah, OP! Negros are not violent people! They're angry victims of white mob violence, and tired of being picked on!

Niggers are not the leaders of crime in the U.S.. All the statistics in the DOJ are twisted to make blacks look WAY worse than they really are. They're all silly white people that deserve to die, and they will, and we try and eliminate them as often as we can, for justice.
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>>676697229
Lol arguing politics on 4chan
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>>676697035
Good, it's probably misleading. Only read things that support your underlying firmware. Don't look over on the other side -as things are so clear like they are.

They're slightly confusing of course, but mostly clear, right?
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>>676697383
Who is arguing? I try and have conversations if possible. It's not always easy to have conversations with regressive leftists, as they can be a testy group, with credible threat of violence. Violence is a trate among lefties that go way back, even in Indonesia in 1965 (attempted communist coup), but you probably didn't read about that.
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>>676697408
Ive looked at his speeches he's a nut job. I hate all those sjw and safe space cucks. I'm pro gun and I'm gonna join the army. Still voting sanders, he's the better of the two nutjobs
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>>676697705
>>676697383
You probably didn't read about the murderous Che Guevara, when the socialist took over cuba. They sounded exactly like the leftists today.
"all our problems stem from the evil rich people".. it's not a new socialist tactic.
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>>676697754
>I hate all those sjw and safe space cucks

Bernie is all about protecting those SJWs, and he supports 100% their claims of injustice though.

You sound a bit confused about the politics of each candidate.
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>>676697626
>Bloody hell, I just made this thread so I could get some advice on a piece of metal used for attacking, what the hell happened

faggot
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>>676697754
Sanders intends to practically defund the military, so enjoy getting marooned and forgotten about wherever they ship you to.
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>>676697888
Ok, now I know your trolling. I hate Che, he's a fucking terrorist war monger. I studied the fuck out of Cuba, Castro deserves death, and I wish the bay of pigs worked. That being said the bay of pigs was pushed by republicans, but you probably never read about that.
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>>676698085
There gonna ship me to San Bernardino you dumb fuck.
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>>676697754
This has a breakdown of trump claims, and their validity, and truth, and what the media said he said.
https://youtu.be/Gw8c2Cq-vpg

Are you sure you listened to his speeches, or did you listen to lefty media misquoting his speeches, or tweeting misquotes?

I'll give you a clue. He's really not racist at all.
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>>676698271
Oh, where the liberal governor has sworn to build a wall around the state when Trump is elected. Bye.
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>>676694777
Norinco HP-9 but it is the 870 with a shortend barrel and adapted for the peoples army in china
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>>676698305
He's not a total racist, just a dumb fuck who doesn't deserve to be president, just like Clinton.
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>>676698192
>the bay of pigs was pushed by republicans

Bay of pigs were a group of cuban exiles. Those are people that didn't want the new socialist government. The U.S. government tried to allow Cubans to go in and re-take and overthrow the communist regime - rather than send in U.S. forces (it sort of makes sense, but it failed). Are you sure you read all about it?
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>>676698389
Bye faggot, I'm glad you realized your a shit head.
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>>676698523
Who the fuck do you think funded them?
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>>676696453
Get sum man hands, u need that extra ammo that a single stack just cant deliver
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Get a Machete OP
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>>676698550
I'm not the one retarded enough to vote for Sanders, who will never get the nomination anyway. Have fun signing your life away, kid.
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. . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D12Xg1XQVEU
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>>676698638
10 rounds is the limit here anyways unfortunately. So I may as well go single stack
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>>676698730
No u
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>>676698389
The promise of helping to keep out the millions of undocumented immigrants is not a new challenge. The lefties really don't mind them, because it is the easiest vote to buy.

60-80% of hispanic women on the way to the U.S. get raped on the way. This is fact, and this is what trump was referring to. This fact fails to make mainstream news, but you can copy and paste it into google.
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>>676698721

More effective than a gun, according to African genocides compared to Nazi Germany.

"saving ammo, no longer an issue"
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>>676698790
Get the beretta neos, its ugly but its perfect for people with tiny hands, plus it shoots .22lr instead of 9mm so it doesnt snap ur tiny wrists.
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>>676689889

Disgusting. Just utterly disgusting.

Buddy, you feel free to gamble on some home intruder's intentions. Not me. Anyone who invades my castle is getting turned into hamburger. And zero fucks will be given.

Even if I know they just want to steal my shit and go. No. Thieves can't have my shit. It's MY goddamn shit, and YES I value my right to keep my shit above some degenerate shitbags life.
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>>676698621
>Who the fuck do you think funded them?

OK, so your government (cuba) gets violently overthrown by the new socialists. Freedoms are lost all over. Dissidents are killed by Che Guevara and his henchman. So, people start flooding to cuba. Many of them are former military men of Cuba.

Is it not even feasable to arm them, and send them back in to retake their government?
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>>676698999
I already have a ruger mk iii for when my wrist hurt from yagging off all night. I want something in at least 9
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The outer end of the nunchuck when swung can reach up to 200mph, shattering bone, not breaking.

The ideal location of attack is the eyes and mouth.
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>>676699080
Yes but who gave them the money and arms? And I'm pro-bay of piggies btw
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>>676699242
Ok fug this my pizza rolls are done I have to now, I need to use my hands. MY THREADS ARE REACHING IRON MAN NUMBERS AND I DONT CARE ANYMORE.
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>>676699149
As long as you get really proficient, and have a pentience for violence, you should be OK. Your violence level and aggression needs to be at or above the violence level of the attacker. Since you will be caught off guard, you will not be ready for violence - when your attacker is ready already.

I'm not saying it is impossible to defend yourself with those, but you better be damned sure you don't lose them in the heat of battle, or you're going to have them shoved in your ass.
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>>676689889

Can anyone even imagine how many more home invasions there would be if large amounts of people actually took this terrible, terrible advice?
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>>676699242
Brigade 2506 (Brigada Asalto 2506) was the name given to a CIA-sponsored group of Cuban exiles formed in 1960 to attempt the military overthrow of the Cuban government headed by Fidel Castro. It carried out the abortive Bay of Pigs Invasion landings in Cuba on 17 April 1961.

This is not mysterious tin-foil hat underworld. It's pretty common knowledge.
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>>676699107
BU9 nano, but so small not for ppl with big hands, nowhere near as good as the m9 in feel
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>>676680925
just go buy an axe or machete.
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>>676699513
considering there are 300 million+ guns in the U.S., it's better than betting odds that your invader will be armed with a firearm.
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>>676699513
Certainly not the liberal cucks that give this advice, they should have a small town where its all liberal cucks that advertise how they all have no guns in any of their houses and see how it works out.
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>>676699639
Ok yea, that's what I'm talking about. I'll look into this one.
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>>676699928
They're called gated communities
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>>676699639
G43 is single action all the way. The nano is double-action with 9+ pound trigger pull. In the heat of the moment, you'll be lucky to hit the broad side of a barn from the inside.

Trigger pull weight matters - unless it doesn't because you have spent considerable time and effort practicing your ass off with it.
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>>676700018
Do a shit ton of dry fire practice with it. Watch this video and pay close attention:
https://youtu.be/FfARgCqWCvQ
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>>676700087
Welcome to take it to your local gunsmith and change the trigger pulls if heavy trigger pulls arnt your cup of tea thou only takes them like half an hour to change it for you
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>>676691317
Do you really need a scope on a pump shotgun?
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>>676699630
About 1,334 men traveled on a seaborne force from Guatemala, of which about 1,297 actually landed in Cuba, plus an additional 177 airborne paratroops. An estimated 114 drowned or were killed in action, and 1,183 were captured, tried and imprisoned. Private sympathizers in the United States eventually negotiated to give $53 million worth of food and medicine in exchange for release and repatriation of Brigade prisoners to Miami starting on 23 December 1962. On 29 December 1962, President John F. Kennedy hosted a 'welcome back' ceremony for captured Brigade 2506 veterans at the Orange Bowl in Miami. Some of its members have gone on to fund the Brigade 2506 Veteran's Association which controls the Bay of Pigs Museum & Library in Miami.
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>>676700378
Not the poster quoted, but shotguns with slugs can actually go far enough to need a scope for that nice clean kill. Its very different from games that have shotguns as close range only weapon
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>>676700087
My wife has a nano and she has never complained about its trigger pull at the range. My hands are too big and my pinky doesnt hold the grip properly but the trigger pull isnt too bad when i try it.
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>>676700284
actually, I think you're right. I think there are some mediations for that fucking trigger. I fucked around with that little pocket pistol in a couple of guns stores, and just couldn't take it because of that shitty trigger.
I learned later their are some things that smooth it out, and make it a slightly easier pull. Dry fire practice is still mandatory if you're going to have a firearm and care anything about using it responsibly and effectively.

It is sort of cool that you can learn your firearm without expending a shit ton on ammunition to do so.
Live fire drills cover your mistakes with recoil, so they're really not especially effective at making you a better shot. All your better shooting practice is done with no ammo at all. Your practice is merely confirmed when you go to the range and use live ammo.
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>>676700252
Nice to know, thanks.
>>676700087
>>676700284
What would you say is the optimal trigger pull weight?
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>>676700737
You don't need the pinky for shooting effectively. I don't have this pistol, but trust me when I say it, you don't need your pinky on the grip.
That's good to know she shoots it well. When women get to compare the nano and the g43, they end up loving the G43 though.
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>>676700893
I prefer actually heavier around 8 pounds since it has no safety I dont want that gun going off unless I was absolutely sure I wanna fire. I like how u can clearly feel the break point when its gonna fire as you pull the trigger.
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>>676700893
3-4 lbs tops
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>>676700893
5 pounds like the m9 is breddy gud mate
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>>676680925
http://www.academy.com/shop/pdp/mossberg-maverick-88-12-gauge-all-purpose-pump-action-shotgun
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>>676701129
You don't put your finger on the trigger until you are ready to fire, so unintentionally firing it should not be a thing.
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>>676699042
I think what anon is arguing is that your shit isnt worth risking your one and only life over. You've only got one chance to experience this planet and youre living it right now. Would you really risk getting put back into the eternal abyss of non existence just for your property?
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>>676701228
>>676701146
Well my ruger is already 4 1/2 so I'm already comfortable with that sort of pull.
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>>676701251
When you are scared and ur assailant/possible family member is showing up at the door you might forget about trigger discipline, a light trigger will definitely not help in that situation
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>>676700893
You see everyone's opinion varies. But, it will be the trigger weight that most effectively puts bullets in the little center circle the easiest that you will want. Missed shots can cost you your life, or the life of the unintended victim.

>>676701228
>>676701146
>>676701129
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>>676680925

It's probably gonna kill someone if you hit them in the right part of the skull or the neck. You can probably disable someone if you hit them in the knee or something as well.
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>>676701616
I knew a guy that took an arrow to the knee and he was most defiantly not dead
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>>676701699
HAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAH
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>>676701464
>you might forget about trigger discipline

Well, for inexperienced users that have not had trainers over their shoulders and up their asses about trigger discipline, this might be a thing. I have no idea.
1. Keep it pointed in a safe direction at all times.
2. Be aware of your target and beyond. (Know that you are shooting at a bad guy, and that some innocent person isn't right behind or around them, unless the bad guy is shooting at you)

Fuck all the other stupid rules that everyone seems to confuse and end up shooting themselves - just keep it pointed in a safe direction at all times. The safest direction when a bad guy is in your home is where? in his face.
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when you can get a decent working handgun for $100 or a knockoff brand pump shotgun for $80 theres really no excuse OP. your poor ass spends that much on weed every week
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You need to be like the movie Aliens.
Just get any type of spray can and a match and set that fucker on fire and run away if you feel you are in danger. Or just get away that works too without burning down your home.

I personally have a variety of weapons like open spiral lcd bulbs that shatter to the face, glasswear, vases, high heels, aluminum bat, a high speed camera flash that would blind any sane human into a fetal position.

Or just wear this handy clown mask. Most people are scared of clowns so that would really fuck them up.
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>>676701998
pic related, this ghetto rig would run you about $120 new or maybe $75 used
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what about a rape whistle OP? have you considered a rape whistle? you dont want to get raped
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>>676701998
I wish I could do that. When I move, I'll be 90 miles from a town that sells legal weed (but across the state border)

Right now I'm in marijuana-fucks-you-in-the-ass-if-you-have-it texas.
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>>676702150
Holy Kek
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>>676700535
The scope in picture looks like a tactical short range scope. I honestly think this guy would put a scope on his handguns
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>>676699042

A policeman once said a dead intruder cannot speak in court. So if anyone comes in your house make sure to kill them. Unless they are really good looking then you can have sessy time.
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>>676689889

Haha yeah, except nignogs execute any witnesses in almost all cases
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>>676702150
Hi-Point C9

Nope. I'll stick with my overpriced glocks, thank you.
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>>676702393
You should try a scope on a neos it turns into the funnest plinking pistol ever
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>>676680925
Use nerve gas
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>>676702406
Don't listen to this advice. Your intent is always "I was trying to stop the intruder, and I was in fear of my life".

When you call 911, you say "help, I'm the victim of a home invasion burglary" (give name and address if necessary) and hang up. Do not say anything more. Do not talk to the police. When they show up, call your lawyer. Do not talk to the police, do not fill out a statement without a lawyer present. Talk only to your lawyer.
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CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG? White aryan, niggers, shitskins, yellers, spicks, greasers and whatnot subhuman scum? Please, people, get along.
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>>676702808
>"I was trying to stop the intruder, and I was in fear of my life".

"I was trying to stop the intruder, and I was in fear for my life".

botched that one.
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>>676702808

Ok you go make a call and wait 10 minutes for them to get all of your info. I'll be in kill mode with a clown mask.
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>>676702808
I can't afford a lawyer, what do?
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>>676703044

You do kill mode. It is faster.
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>>676702543
so are you OP and were you just trolling when you said you were broke? then stfu faggot
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>>676702947
I don't call until I've put at least two in the chest and one in the head of the intruder. What about this clown thing?
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>>676703110
Did you misread the post? After you kill, what do. Dumbass
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>>676703044
The court will appoint one for you if you cannot afford a lawyer. A lawyer will help iron out any stupidity that normal people have, that can get you needlessly thrown in the slammer for ridding the world of a piece of shit.

Like "I was trying to kill that son of a bitch nigger in my house".... forget it, stick a fork in you, you're done. The police can only use things you say against you.
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my weapon is called not living in a cardboard box
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>>676703234


You take a nice nap and look at Andrew WK photos for party inspiration.
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I personly love knives. I own three kukris. They aren't that expensive and they will stop anything. They don't take a lot of skill to use. Get you some kukri action
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Meanwhile here in Australia, man finds abo coon in daughters bedroom, coon dies. Now man who defended his castle and family is up for murder chargers. Shits fucked
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>>676703155

The clown mask is a psychological manifestation for a few minutes. Either they will try to figure out if that is also one of their intruders or they are generally scared of clowns so that weirds them out.
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>>676702808
home invasions happen at like 2 am, your lawyer is probably sleeping
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>>676703044
Unless the entire scene was on video, and it's water tight, it is possible, depending on where you live that you'll have your gun taken away, and you will go down town to answer some questions about the event.
Even if you cannot immediately afford a lawyer, get one anyway, even if the court will not provide you with one. Call one and go into a bit of a debt, because it can save your ass from you.

If you live in a small country town of people that are OK with being white, then things change slightly of course.
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>>676703606
I kinda like it, but a genuinly decent clown mask is $400-$600
http://www.shatteredfx.com/?_escaped_fragment_=silicone-masks-clown/cv07#!silicone-masks-clown/cv07
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>>676703651
Don't worry, even a piece of shit lawyer will get out of bed to the sound of money.
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>>676703651
>home invasions happen at like 2 am

Actually all times of day, but a 2am even freaks me out, and I am sufficiently armed, trained, aggressive and motivated.
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>>676704011
Even if you cannot immediately afford a clown mask, get one anyway, even if your buddies will not provide you with one. Buy one and go into a bit of a debt, because it can save your ass from you.
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