Lets talk about dildos goddamnit.
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Lets talk about dildos goddamnit.
This is now a ylyl thread
http://bad-dragon.com//
>>676669340
My gf has that exact one.
Bad dragon is nice for texture, njoy is best for quick play, mininum lube, and hits my prostate every time. Sheeth makes my dick a dildo, so wheee
>>676670357
you know the rules, pics or it didn't happen
>>676670961
I want an njoy Eleven so bad. I found a a knock off on aliexpress I've been meaning to buy
>>676669340
Okay heres mine
>>676671444
Yeah, I really like my njoy. Totally worth the money. The finish is fantastic, and is properly done. Last thing I would want is some shitty chrome job flaking off while playing etx.
When I was a kid me and my friend used to look at his dad's porno mags together. Eventually we started jacking off together and I started blowing him as well.
One day we went to look at the mags and there were not there so we looked through all his parents drawers looking for them and we came across his mothers lingerie. Also in same drawer was is mothers dildo as well.
We took turns sucking on the dildo for a bit and then we both dressed up in his mothers lingerie and we started making out.
I drop down in front of my friend and started licking his cock right through the lacy panties for a couple minutes before taking his cock into my mouth and blowing him.
While I sucked his dick he took his mothers dildo again and told me to get onto his parents bed on all 4's, so I did.
I really did not know what he was going to do to me and was surprised when he slid the dildo up into my ass and started fucking me with it.
It hurt a little bit at first but in no time at all it started feeling great and I really got into it. My friend asked me if I liked him and I assured me that I did and that's when he pulled the dildo out and stuck his cock into my ass for the first time and fucked me.
I never knew getting my ass fucked could feel so good and came without even touching my cock. I let my friend continue fucking me until he pumped me full of cum and feeling his sperm shooting into my ass felt amazing as well.
After that day we wouldn't even look at his dad's porns anymore we would just climb into my friends bed and I'd suck his dick and let him fuck me over and over again.
>>676670961
How does it make your dick a dildo
>>676674277
That's hot nice description post moar even if ur making shit up
>>676675643
>you put ur dik in it :)
no but literally just that
>>676676556
Lmao why would you want to do that if you can just have sex normally
>>676669340
what's to talk about? We all know you use one.
This one is called the Admiral. My wife and I have been experimenting with pegging. I guess it's not bad.
>>676676451
It's all true.
After that time I wrote about, my friend would call me early in the mornings on weekends or in the summer when his parents would be at work, and when I would get there he would still be in bed and pretending to be asleep.
The first time he did this, I just climbed into bed with him and found him naked so I started playing with his cock and then slipped under the covers and took his cock into my mouth and sucked him off.
After that it was the same thing whenever he would call me over. He'd pretend to be sleeping and would be completely naked in his bed when I got there so I always knew he was horny when he did this so I would just take the opportunity to play with his cock and suck him and then sometimes let him fuck me as well.
Besides that first time he fucked me in his parents bed doggystyle, ever other time I let him fuck my ass I would straddle his hips and lower myself down onto his hard cock and ride him.
I would either jack off while he would fuck me, or he would jack me off. He only sucked me off 2 times and I never fucked him but that never bothered me at all because I loved sucking his cock so much and would always jack myself off while blowing him because it turned me on so much.
I probably gave him over 1000 blowjobs and he fucked me about 200 times, i'm guessing.
>>676678764
>tfw no such happy childhood memories ;_;
>>676679776
you got that right. I was a complete slut for cock before I was even in high school.
>>676680736
>was
Not anymore?
>>676681153
After hours Michael Lucas. I've tried a few of these 8-10 in. All are great. Best I've ever used.
>>676680903
Well I'm way past high school, hence was
Guys honestly, i think this the least gay thread in /b/ right now
>>676682751
less i meant
>>676669340
Looking at getting my wife a better strapon, as the one she currently has is more like a double ended dildo, and slips out when she starts humping.
Basic 8.5" suction cup. Gets the job done.
Want to find a slimmer one, under 1.5", but otherwise this one is a good combination of all factors.
>>676678470
>This one is called the Admiral
I have pic related. Took me a while to get so big and be comfortable. I have a few smaller plugs and some vibrating anal "pills" that I like to put in me and go out in public.
>Straight, just like the feeling of being full.
This is the Doc Johnson Shellshock (large). About 11.5" circumference and 8" long.
So ive heard that cumming from anal felt really good for a man.im interested and i wanted to know,how can you do it?
i've only ever put something in my butt twice (finger) but i loved it to death. currently have an amazon gift card and was considering buying something but have no idea where to start
i have the urge to become a size queen from the start but that probably isn't a good idea
>>676685025
doc johnson stuff is what I have mostly. Look at their smaller stuff like Titanman Tool - Master Tool. It's a progressive plug.
>tfw I used to struggle with 2 fingers now I am up to larger than a 20oz bottle of soda
My biggest plug is as wide as a 2L bottle of soda at its base.
>>676685025
Sounds like me.
I started with an 8" pearl diver and quickly moved up to fisting.
>>676684825
>>676685025
Try starting with something called a Prostate Massager, they'll usually be curved with some kind of base. These are great for enhancing masturbation, and some people can come from them alone.
>>676685306
Ever prolapse?
>>676669340
I use my vibrating dildo every night.
>>676684567
>shellshock
Does it remind you of the Somme?
>>676685467
no. I still can't fit my largest plug in me and I doubt I will. Largest I can fit and ride is >>676684567. I just use my super plugs as stretching tools. Prolapse only happens really when you go too fast, not enough lube, or pull out too fast with not enough lube.
Lube lube lube.
>>676685642
no but it does remind me of how horny I am and makes me cum hard.
Best bet with big toys is get comfortable with one so you can slide it in and out easily. Then edge yourself and as you're right on the edge of cumming, plop yourself down on the big toy while leaning back.
The sudden filling of your ass at a slightly leaning back angle hits your prostate in such a way to make you cum explosively.
>>676685306
I used to have two Doc Johnson toys, one of their "Raging Hard On" dildo, and pic. Both had a horrible chemical smell. Leave it out in the open and you could smell it across the room in minutes. The Ass Stuffer also had a air bubble form between the inner core and outer layer ... come to think of it, that odor I smelled was probably it off gassing, some of it getting trapped inside.
Had to throw them away, unfortunate though, the Stuffer really hit the right spot for me.
>>676681192
why you crop there!!!!
