Dubs decides
You wake up in white room with idea who you are or how you got there. Looking around, you see a green creature in a cage hanging from the ceiling, a trapdoor, and a faggoty lamp. You hear faint music coming from the hallway to your right.
poke creature with lamp
>>676666892
jerk off
Eat the lamp
>>676666892
have sex with the creature, then find the source of the music
>>676667500
>winrar
>>676667500
WINRAR deliver OP>>676666892
>>676666666
Where are you, pleb!
>>676667500
winrar already gee whiz
>>676667500
You try to get to the creature, but your arms are to short and you can't jump for shit!
>>676667941
smack it with the faggoty lamp
>>676667941
Piss on the creature. Your name then becomes catman
Go to the right
>>676668100
I WIN AGAIN! im off to hit the craps table. see you faggots later.
piss on hot lightbulb
>>676668100
uuinrar
>>676667941
open chest and jump inside
>>676668100
DO IT OP
>>676668436
theres no chest, kek
>>676667941
turn off the lamp and start making lewd noices & wait to for the person/thing that will come to you room to check whats going on
>>676668270
>>676667941
OP deliver pls
drop an album with the faggoty lamp and creature featuring in few songs
Follow the music
>>676668100
You take the lamp and hit the cage, causing it to come crashing down. The creature is now free.
>>676668785
roll for this
rape the creature
>>676668910
put lightbulb in creatures ass
>>676668910
Fuck the creature, then find source of music
>>676668910
put lamp in pooper
>>676668910
Poop on self, then throw the creature down the trap door.
>>676668988
He is the little spoon
>>676668988
winrar!
>>676668910
>>676668988
Dubs have spoken
>>676668910
proceed to rape the creature with your fake mspainted dong
>>676669081
Rewl
>>676668988
DO IT OP
>>676668988
Hurry up
>>676668988
You grab the creature and penetrate it. It seems mildly displeased, but puts up no fight. The lamp comments on the scene.
>>676669729
rape the lamp for talking shit
>>676669729
say #nohomo to the lamp and proceed to find the strange music
>>676669729
Throw the lamp down the trap door
Go figure out them groove toons
>>676669881
Roll
>>676670026
roll
>>676669881
Seth Rollins
>>676669729
remove cord from lamp and strangle the creature
>>676670077
winrar
>>676670077
nice digits
>>676670077
Follow the music
>>676670077
double double oh oh seven seven. WINRAR!
>>676670077
Winrer
>>676670077
With your feelings hurt and your boner dealt with, you leave the creature and lamp to investigate the music. Entering the room, you find a multi-legged purple space alien playing the triangle (quite well).
>>676670883
rape it
>>676670883
play the triangle with your penis
make some wicked tunes
>>676670883
Take the alien triangle and stick it up your ass
>>676670883
rape the triangle
>>676671117
roll
>>676670883
try to communicate; ask for verbal consent for sexual relations, as everyone should.
>>676671280
Kek & roll
>>676670883
piss on alien
>>676671394
roll
>>676671280
>>676671232
roll for both
>>676671280
roller for this!
Recruit the purple bitch we need a band to follow us on this mission.
>>676671515
roll
go back and get the lamp then smack the creature in the head with it
Rip off an alien leg and use it as a dildo
>>676671586
Rally up the troops
Reroll
>>676671515
rollin
>>676671280
roll
communicate with triangle
>>676671631
roll
>>676671394
rawlin
>>676671788
WIN RAWL
>>676671280
>rollero
>>676671788
winrar
>>676671788
which one?
>>676671394
rolll
>>676671788
WINNAH
>>676671788
dubs get
>>676671952
Both
yaaay! very cool!
>>676671788
You get the lamp and accost the alien thing with it, knocking it out cold. It drops it's triangle.
>>676671788
Hurry up OP
>>676672859
sexy times
eat the alien
>>676672859
examine the triangle... then put it on ur boner
Once it wakes up tell it to follow us and play better or it gets the lamp. We need a band.
>>676673121
This
Vote for Trump
>>676673121
reroll for this
>>676672859
Slowly insert lamp into anus, represented over three pictures all form different angles
>>676672859
rape the alien with the faggoty lamp
>>676672859
Cut your dick off and pur it in the aliens butt, then cut its skin off and wear it with your dick in your butt in a way
>>676673121
Rollarino
>>676673479
Roll
>>676673422
okay get drawing faggot
>>676673422
weiner
>>676673479
Rollios
>>676673422
Dubs have spoke
>>676673479
Rolli
>>676673479
Rolligo
>>676673422
You tell it to shape up and follow you or you'll lamp the shit out of it again. It seems to get the message.
>>676673479
Rolligoooo
>>676673479
Rolllll
>>676666892
Stick dick in creatures cage
>>676673479
Rollllll
Inspect surrounding
>>676673866
go back to green creature and make it learn how to play the lamp as an instrument
>>676673479
Rollllllll
take off your shoes and butter them with your nuts
>>676673479
Rolllllllll
>>676666892
Eat own legs
>>676674023
roll
>>676673479
Rolllllllllllls
>>676673866
Squad out to the east and continue the adventure of alien and the lampman.
>>676674144
this can only end well
>>676673866
create band with green creature and purple man
>>676673479
Rolllllllllllls royce
Go find the green guy he needs to be first down the trapdoor
>>676673479
Rolllllllllllls roy
>>676673866
Stick entire lamp in pooper.
>>676673479
Rolllllllllllls ro
>>676666892
roooolll
Punch myself in the face until I pass out
>>676674336
Rerollllll
Eat the alien
>>676673479
Rolllllllllllls r
>>676674336
Rollin
>>676666666
>>676673479
Rolllllllf
>>676674117
YES
>>676673479
Rolllllllgo
>>676674144
YES
>>676674336
Roll for this.
>>676674144
Already dubs faggots
>>676674144
You decide the best course of action is to eat your own legs. They taste of seaweed.
>>676674511
Winrar for next pic
go through trapdoor please?
>>676674511
Winrarrrr
>>676674605
Punch myself in the face until I pass out
>>676674605
Hire creature to drag you around, go down trapdoor
>>676674605
shit out legs and use the shit for new legs
>>676674144
Wins. .... sort of
>>676674511
Winioso
>>676674744
welp
>>676674511
Winipeg
>>676674605
Use the triangle and the stick as your new legs
>>676674744
WINRAR XD
>>676674511
Does this even count? Also lamp in pooper if dubs
>>676666666
Rape aliaen
>>676674744
You shit out your legs and mold them into newer, better legs! What a time to be alive.
>>676674511
Countomous noimus
>>676675175
>Rape the aliean
develop time travel, and travel time, LIKE A BOSS XDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>676675175
Rape alean
Rape the triangle
>>676675175
Go down trapdoor
Squad out to the east and continue the adventure of alien and the lampman.
>>676675278
roll
>>676675319
xdd 4 this lolllll :)))))
We need to turn the green thing into our trustworthy ride
>>676675175
Tity Fuck alien
Triangle up pooper then lamp alien for not playing
>>676675175
Ascend to the third dimension walk out of room
>>676675319
Not sure if this is bait or not
>>676675319
roll
>>676675175
I, DoctorGreen, enter because Fuck you. You need medical attention...
Or maybe I want your legs...
>>676675175
Rape alaen
>>676675382
roll
>>676675175
go back to the first room with green alien
assign him as our airguitarist in our band
>>676675175
Lamp alien again and shit on it
Ayy lmao
>>676675555
Quads of truth
>>676675405
Green guy is our majic carpet ride
>>676675175
Impale yourself completely with the lamp, in throigh the anus, out through mouth.
>>676675555
quadssssss
Hit alien with lamp, use lamp scrap to tie alien to the wall, brutally rape alien so it can produce your offspring
>>676675716
Roll
>>676675555
Quadra check
>>676675716
Reroll
>>676675555
Fucking winnnnnn
>>676675716
Rerollllll
Remove shit legs because that's beta, and instead perform surprise surgery on the alien and take its legs, and tits, also eat triangle
>>676675716
Roll for this
>>676675503
Roll
>>676676007
Nigga he already got fuck yourself with the lamp
>>676675716
Rolllllll
>>676676118
Yeapppplooppeueudghe
Rape the alien and cumshot
>>676676118
Reroll
>>676675716
Rolll
summon shakespeare to ease the mood
>>676676344
Waste
>>676676344
Damn you
>>676676344
Winrar.
lamp through the anoose
Turn on the lamp
notice there is a rape sloth in the corning ceiling plotting the purple creature's imminent demise
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/im-so-high play this song and hit a bong
>>676676344
Wasted dubs ...
>>676676476
Noic eep wili aj henolostiosi
>>676675555
You head east and discover a massive opening, leading out into the world! Who knows where you adventure may take you from here?
(will resume at 11 tomorrow night faggots had fun)
>>676676558
He can have adventures impaled with a lamp.
>>676676699
Winrar
>>676676683
what time zone faggot, 11 means literally nothing
>>676676699
Dub dub, plus dubs demand lamp impalment.
>>676676683
How his legs not shit no more?????????????????????????
>>676676683
>11
>>676676699
Ohhhhhggsnsjsjsjsjnsnnsnsnsnsnnsnsnsnsmsmnsnsmsmsmmsmsmmsmskicjñhgggsuwuiwiï
>tfw annannnnnmmuuuuuuuuus
Fuck the creature until it's ass hole bleeds
>>676676821
I'm in Texas, figure it out
>>676676683
You're first post he better be impaled with that sexy lamp faggot.
>>676676699
Double double. .. this thread produced
>>676676970
There, was that so hard?
>>676676970
Am or pm?
>>676676907
They regenerated completely
Trust me, I'm a Doctor after all
OP here
im staying lets continue
>>676676907
You're right, fixed!
>>676677152
>Shitty Shitleg And The Anons from 4chan
>>676675175
Head back to the room you started in. Hit the green creature with the lamp. Rape the unconscious creature again. Hit the alien with the lamp, rape the unconscious alien. Then, hit the lamp with the lamp, and rape the unconscious lamp. Then, go through the trap door.
>>676677150
Well then the lamp in the anus, out the mouth was the next winrar.
>>676677355
Dubs has proclaimed it to be truth.
You shove the lamp into your anus. It bleeds. The top-end of the lamp goes up through your rectum and somehow comes out of your mouth in tact, it bleeds. The purple alien is confused
You kill yourself, an hero op
>>676678425
Engage the turbo boosters in the lamp and fly off to kill Bernie Sanders.
>>676678425
hop off the platform using the alien for a soft landing
>>676678940
rollin for this
need dubs guys
