What's your strategy for breaking a condom?
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What's your strategy for breaking a condom?
Fucking your mom
>>676661675
Kill yourself
>>676661103
Why dont you ask your dad?
>>676662157
I'll ask after me and your sister finish
>>676661103
Nuke it from orbit; it's the only way to be sure.
>>676662752
Good plan
Deep pumps and massive girth. Cheesewheel dick reporting in.
Also, why the fuck would you want to do that?
>>676663183
To shoot my cum in a slut, I've had a condom break twice, one time it broke and I was able to shoot it in her
>>676663690
Enjoy 18 years of child support, faggot
just stab the condom with a needle before you open it and use it
>>676663690
Generally, you'll want to avoid doing that. You sound like the kind of retard that shouldn't be procreating in the first place.
>>676664407
Nah, not yet anyway
>>676664619
That would work in certain situations
>>676661103
go nuts in the pussy 2bh
>>676664707
Nah you WANT to do that
>>676664836
fail
>>676665475
Yeah one time I had one break without trying, the other time I just tried to mess with the condom so it wasn't on properly anymore
>>676665581
>Taking the bait this hard
>>676665733
>This hard
It's your first time trying to troll, isn't it?
>>676665987
What is this, master counterbait? or you're truly that limited as fuck?
Feels bad to be you son
>>676665733
you replied to a post that said 'fail' with a spongebob pic
i replied to you because im drunk
we both lost, but fuck you
>>676666247
What? you don't like spongebob m8? wha tthe fuck si wrong with you?
Using my cock
>>676662752
BATMAN VS SUPERMAN SPOILERS
>>676666540
>What? you don't like spongebob m8?
i like him but what i don't like is his fucking memes and the dumb fucking fags in college that think posting a spongememe in instagram makes them anything but a (normal) retard who craves attention
>>676661103
Get her drunk enough so that she doesn't realize you aren't using one
You Gotta Use The Ones Bro!! PC!
>>676667506
The THIN ONES DUDE!
>>676665581
>>676661103
Not having sex... ever.
Wait, what was the question?
Femanon here. Thanks for all of this wonderful advice!
18 years are MINE!
>>676667506
True, sometimes the girls bring the condom though and they'll buy some condoms that are like a damn trash bag strong
>>676667877
That's better
>>676662372
Your sister and I*
>>676667924
Edge lord
More pics of cum filled condoms please
>>676668413
You're welcome slut
>>676666227
It was counter masturbate, thank you
>>676669021
Britbong detected
>>676668889
We need to stop this!!! No condom feels so good in those hot pussies!!!
Make big cums is best for breakage.
>>676669243
yeah what happened to the good old days, back in 1742 condoms never existed, and neither did birth control
>>676661103
dont need to break, as you put it in you keep ur thumb under the franger, on the first out you pop it off and your golden. "it came off in the heat of battle " excuse is perfect
>>676669203
>being this new
tbh the best way for you sick fucks to break one while you bang some hooker is to not pinch the top after you put it on
>>676620341
Don't pinch the tip when you put it on, just insert it and there's a high chance it'll burst.
>>676661103
take a fragment of sand how about?
>>676661103
well i would immediately ask 4chan
>>676669608
Lol I would like to try it, it could work as long as you time it right and you're close to cumming. Only problem is if they catch you before that they might call off the sex, which at that point I would rather have just shot my cum with the condom on
>>676669021
pip
>>676669680
misquoted but not willing to find the original
>>676669656
>>676669680
This could be some damn good advice, might make it easier to break by pinching it with my fingernails too
>>676670059
nah if you pinch it at all it leaves a gap at the top for your dick to slide around in, but if you dont it's like pushing harder and harder against a spot in a balloon until it breaks
>>676669549
condoms have been around since at least roman times
>>676670479
I'll have to try it out, the main reason I ever pinch the top is because I would think it was pushing air up my dick
>>676669549
You'd love to plant your seed and you know it!
>>676670479
this
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>>676670651
They must have been fucking with sheep wool around their dick or something
>>676670822
Yep I would plant it as much as possible
>>676669203
Retard detected.
what the fuck is wrong with you people
literally the scum of the earth in this thread
>>676665581
i've found the new fag, guys
>>676670923
>sheep wool
so close yet so far
>>676671278
you're posting on a board that is half creepshot/dick threads btw
put my dick in it
>>676671052
Id love to see you all blow your loads all over me!
>>676671336
>newfag trying to newfag an oldfag
>>676671615
I would shoot it in your mouth and make you eat it
>anyone typing the letters newfag in a row
just give it a break
>>676671278
Your mom must have had a condom broken in her to be this triggered
>>676672106
like his mom would willing birth that autist
>>676664407
This thread was probably started by some cunt who wants to get pregnant to trap a guy into 18 years of free new cars, shoes and alcohol.
>>676672323
His Dad was cucked and his real father is a black guy from the hood named Day-Quan
>>676671843
Look me up then! Name starts with Jessica! Lets see if you can find me big boy!
>>676670923
You're on the internet, it is the single largest resource of knowledge ever.
>>676672685
Well I gave it 2 searches, I tried
>>676672737
apart from different remains of dried up semen, the single largest resource of that belongs to your mum
>>676672685
I see you Jessy Poo
>>676672737
Yeah but I play the guessing game for a short time before I actually use the cheat code called google
>>676664407
>telling one night stands your real name
>letting one night stands know where you live
>giving one night stands a real phone number
>>676672951
Vivian is my last
>>676673027
Hey! Hows it going?
>>676672998
you made no sense
try again.
>having sex
>not shoving your dick in a lotion bag full of airsoft bb's
>not investing in sex robots
sorry i thought i was on b, ill leave reddit
>>676673352
I'm good, what's up whore
>>676673404
>>676673404
Sex dolls, and men sex toys are way to over priced
>>676673645
sorry i cant find your 145xxxxxxxxxxx meme in my meme database
>>676661103
>What's your strategy for breaking a condom?
thunderthrusts
>>676673813
I hope I'll have a high quality sex doll some day. Instead of jerking off I could go to my bed and plow that cunt
>>676673523
Surfing 4chan, having a few good laughs, posting shit! you?
>>676673860
How have you managed to dodge the Rodge?
>>676662752
Underrated post.
>>676673995
just waving my penis in the air
>>676674076
poor hardware replacements
>>676674154
Make sure to follow me!!
>>676664836
when did this become a ylyl thread?!
Anyways, I just lost haaaard!
Why wear a condom at all? Just bust in them, and whisper in to her ear that youre going to get them pregnant.
>>676674255
That's sexy!
Fuck me!!!
>>676676605
Yes Reptilian master race
>>676676764
Come to me!!!
>>676677233
rather cum on myself
>>676661103
Using a needle
>>676677373
How about me?
>>676677373
You sound sexy!
>>676677552
ill cum on whatever i dont really care
>>676677616
Cake?
>>676677766
ill frost it
Trites!
If it weren't for child support, I'd be making $51,000 a year.
Because I fucked up, I only make $26,000 a year.
Don't do it, it isn't worth it. Fuck feminism and fuck child support.
>>676678019
>Fuck feminism
welcome to 'the times'
>>676678019
Fun!
>>676678019
Shit
